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flooglestreet24 Aug 2012 1:02 p.m. PST

when the woman was smoking in public! Smoking cigarettes she had tucked in her stocking
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capncarp24 Aug 2012 3:58 p.m. PST

with care in hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be…\
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flooglestreet24 Aug 2012 6:07 p.m. PST

gin the beguine
it brings back the sound
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(mandatory instrumental reprise)
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Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP25 Aug 2012 11:02 a.m. PST

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of the men…working on the chain…gang…

All day long, they work so hard…until the sun…is going dowwwwwn…

Working on the highways and byways and wearing….wearing a frowwwwwwwn….

you hear them moaning, their lives awaaaaaay…

then you hear…somebody sayyyyyy…

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flooglestreet25 Aug 2012 11:23 a.m. PST

I'm a cranky old yank in a clanky old tank and I'm headed for a
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Aug 2012 7:15 a.m. PST

great night on the town ! Got m' money, 'n m' honey,
gon' paint this town

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flooglestreet26 Aug 2012 12:12 p.m. PST

with Cremmins fungicide tincture so you don't have to worry about the discomfort of atheletes
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Aug 2012 12:57 p.m. PST

was certainly *not* the Greek God of Sport. That
deity was

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Etranger26 Aug 2012 10:18 p.m. PST

summoned by the dread chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Aug 2012 7:00 a.m. PST

and similar nonsense when in his cups. Sober, he was
quick, if dry, of wit, his logic on various issues
could not be faulted, and he oozed confidence and
calm amid the chaos of

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flooglestreet27 Aug 2012 8:32 a.m. PST

Winchester Cathedral
your bringing me down
you stood and you watched as
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voh doh dee oh doh voh doh dee oh doh voh doh dee oh doh dee oh doh

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Aug 2012 9:40 a.m. PST

The World Turns' was one of the longest-running day-
time dramas (aka 'soap operas', so termed from radio
days when such shows were primarily sponsored by
companies which made soap and other laundry products)
in broadcast history, and was the launchpoint for
many

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Etranger27 Aug 2012 5:22 p.m. PST

ballistic missiles aimed directly at…

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flooglestreet27 Aug 2012 7:41 p.m. PST

Yore cheatin' heart
will make you
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 Aug 2012 3:03 a.m. PST

can have it TODAY ! Hurry, hurry, hurry on down to
Crimmens Auto Sales for the month-end specials -
prices so low you'll have to crawl on your belly to
see 'em !

And the first 100 customers to buy a new or gently
owned car will receive

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Karellian Knight28 Aug 2012 3:56 p.m. PST

a gentle gust of wind blew against her face, she looked up at him "Oh my goodness Reginald…

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Etranger28 Aug 2012 7:25 p.m. PST

"Did you have to do that? It smells truly awful, and has quite put me off …." <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Aug 2012 9:08 a.m. PST

sides. Five yard penalty from the previous

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Etranger30 Aug 2012 7:32 p.m. PST

…. offensive odour permeating the air. Anastasia struggled to breathe, coughing repeatedly as she choked on the sulphurous fumes filling the bedroom. Meanwhile Reginald….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Sep 2012 4:57 p.m. PST

Braithwaite, OBE, CB and all 'round good fellow, was
recently indicted on charges he

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flooglestreet01 Sep 2012 6:58 p.m. PST

led as a young subaltern on the Northwest frontier of
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Sep 2012 6:58 a.m. PST

Faroutistan, an Imagi-nation created by Findlay
Milbop, a gamer of ill-fame and

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capncarp02 Sep 2012 8:09 a.m. PST

I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
High

I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry…
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Etranger02 Sep 2012 8:19 p.m. PST

"My ears, my ears!. Make the bad noises stop!!" screamed the trussed prisoner, as he pounded his head against the …

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flooglestreet02 Sep 2012 9:20 p.m. PST

drug store woman
every time you see
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Sep 2012 6:41 a.m. PST

here, Faversham, you don't really mean to ignite the
two-second fuse BY HAND ! Don't you know

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flooglestreet03 Sep 2012 8:57 a.m. PST

I have fallen in love with
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Etranger03 Sep 2012 8:06 p.m. PST

Arcturian poontang….

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flooglestreet04 Sep 2012 8:19 p.m. PST

conducting the Potsylvanian Philharmonic Orchestra along with Zuben Mehta and Yo Yo Mah performing Beethovens
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 Sep 2012 3:12 p.m. PST

bettah put garlic in soup, not in bread.'

'OK, Wong, garlic in soup, I got it. But what's this
about putting this bean curd stuff in the soup ?'

'Ah ! Do fu – very good for you ! Add good body to
soup, white pepper make flavor, you eat, nose runs,
all good !'

'And here I thought Chinese cooking was about rice and

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capncarp07 Sep 2012 4:13 p.m. PST

in "Funny Girl", a slice of life of vaudeville comedienne Fanny Brice, proved that the singer could also act. Barbra continued the Brice story in a sequel, "Funny Lady"….
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Etranger10 Sep 2012 9:21 p.m. PST

and the third of the trilogy, generally acknowledged to be her masterpiece. Initially it was to be called …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2012 5:21 a.m. PST

later and explained that an accident on the highway had

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Etranger11 Sep 2012 7:48 p.m. PST

ruined her career as a …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2012 12:04 p.m. PST

hitchhiker, who was standing too close to the
roadway. Ruined the car's fender, but little else
was damaged – except the hitchhiker, of course, who
was

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Covert Walrus14 Sep 2012 5:35 p.m. PST

- None other than Soshun Kochiyama! He explained that he was secretly carrying a message from the Shogun to a favoured mistress, by the name of -

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Sep 2012 7:37 p.m. PST

course there was no secret message, only a blank piece

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Etranger16 Sep 2012 9:07 p.m. PST

of concrete wall, pockmarked with bullet marks …

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Covert Walrus17 Sep 2012 3:56 a.m. PST

Engels, and all that crowd will tell you that capitalism -

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Karellian Knight17 Sep 2012 8:49 a.m. PST

can be lethal, if taken in just the right….

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Covert Walrus17 Sep 2012 5:45 p.m. PST

hand steady, back up a little forwards, er, now hold it to the right again, left hand down a bit -

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Etranger17 Sep 2012 7:56 p.m. PST

"….on the side, eh Jeeves?"

" I'm not at all sure that Mrs Jeeves would approve however, Inspector…."

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Karellian Knight18 Sep 2012 5:16 a.m. PST

Barnaby bear! you put that sown immediately or we will have words. How many times have…

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Sep 2012 7:30 a.m. PST

you made the bank deposit yet ? That check you wrote
yesterday will probably pass

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Etranger19 Sep 2012 7:58 p.m. PST

… port to Pimlico was one of the successful Ealing comedies of the 1940s and 50's and featured such well known actors as …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP21 Sep 2012 8:59 a.m. PST

the vehicle passed, right to left, the SWAT teamer
armed with the shotgun fired twice, hitting the

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Covert Walrus22 Sep 2012 4:45 p.m. PST

carriage and spilling it's occupant to the ground, who it was discovered was none other than Soshun Kochiyama! Once agin, the explanation was simple

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Sep 2012 6:38 p.m. PST

-ton who was the person in the village who collected
manure, cleaned the sewer, swept-up after horses, and
generally

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Etranger23 Sep 2012 9:32 p.m. PST

behaved like a miniature tyrant …..

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Etranger27 Sep 2012 7:42 p.m. PST

"Is this mike still on…..?"

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