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flooglestreet02 Jul 2012 6:15 p.m. PST

fossilized ptarmigans for
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Jul 2012 6:05 a.m. PST

and aft. Set the special sea

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flooglestreet03 Jul 2012 7:17 a.m. PST

serpent sex simulator for
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Covert Walrus03 Jul 2012 1:01 p.m. PST

- and fast!"

"My dear Captain Morgan, I doubt that your tiny mind, Proto Aryan as it is, can comprehend how we managed to survive here. . . it involves concepts of advanced nazi science such as the – "

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Jul 2012 1:02 p.m. PST

are either true or false, Evans – there are NO multiple
choice ! Egad, were you born stupid, or have you taken
lessons !?'

'But, Inspector, the test sheet clearly said "Select one
from column A , one from Column B, and two from

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Etranger03 Jul 2012 3:18 p.m. PST

….. infinity and beyond!!!


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Covert Walrus03 Jul 2012 9:22 p.m. PST

From wher the creature known as the Mohrmann can anticipate the future by a few seconds, hence _"

" -giving you the power to know what is about to happen and react accordingly! Devilish!"

" No, Captain, merely the application of occult science to the problems -"

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Etranger04 Jul 2012 2:13 a.m. PST

" I knew you were going to say that!"

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flooglestreet04 Jul 2012 12:55 p.m. PST

"Oh you did? Well, you are a very knowledgeable
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2012 7:40 a.m. PST

ignoramus, Evans ! Don't stuff that book into your
trousers ! It's bad enough that

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flooglestreet05 Jul 2012 11:05 a.m. PST

you already stuffed a kielbasa in
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Etranger05 Jul 2012 5:49 p.m. PST

"as lickspittles and lackeys, lowest of the low,"


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capncarp05 Jul 2012 6:12 p.m. PST

sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home!
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home!

I looked over Jordan and what did…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 Jul 2012 9:02 a.m. PST

you remember to feed the dog ? The last time you forgot,
Uncle George was severely bitten on the

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flooglestreet06 Jul 2012 10:53 a.m. PST

of I've Got a Secret celebrities was completely stumped by
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capncarp06 Jul 2012 4:18 p.m. PST

Cremmins' expert prosthetics department. We hand-craft, right to the customer, the finest arms, legs, hands, feet, tentacles, and, well, you know the rest. Remember, "Don't Limp Like a Simp, be a Pimped-out Gimp!"--get fitted for a Cremmins' Artificial Limb today, whether you need one or not! And remember our four-for-one sale for qualified quadruple amp….click

flooglestreet06 Jul 2012 6:05 p.m. PST

s man, I mean, you know, guitars without amps, dude, I'm like,
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 Jul 2012 8:16 a.m. PST

nothing we've ever seen before – 200 pounds of guncotton,
all up at one time. It was

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flooglestreet07 Jul 2012 9:49 a.m. PST

a dignified tribute, and well deserved by
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 Jul 2012 12:46 p.m. PST

yourself some new clothes, get a radically new haircut,
change your shoe style (and thus your walk), have a new
driver's license created, then vanish in

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Covert Walrus07 Jul 2012 4:37 p.m. PST

- a trice!"

" Ooh Lumme, Doc, you think it'll work as quick as that?"

" Certainly, Lemmy, as soon as they see the kosher delicatessen, they'll -"

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flooglestreet07 Jul 2012 9:05 p.m. PST

migrate to Canpistrano where the colorful swallows cavort with
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Covert Walrus07 Jul 2012 9:42 p.m. PST

Menthol for a smooth flavoured smoke! Yes, Cremmin's Cigarettes have improved -

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Etranger08 Jul 2012 2:48 a.m. PST

penetration, they really get to the deep seated ……
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 Jul 2012 7:37 a.m. PST

in cool comfort, relaxing as Cremmin's Industries latest
HVAC unit provides soothing

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flooglestreet08 Jul 2012 8:03 a.m. PST

aloe cream in 55 gallon drums at interstate truck stops for
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Covert Walrus08 Jul 2012 4:55 p.m. PST

tyfive times in a row. This was considered excessive even by the standards of

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 Jul 2012 5:42 p.m. PST

the Society of American Engineers, long known for their

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Etranger08 Jul 2012 7:33 p.m. PST

love of classic slapstick comedy….

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flooglestreet08 Jul 2012 8:59 p.m. PST

orchestral arrangements by Zubin Mehta and the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Jul 2012 7:07 a.m. PST

screeching of the barn owls became very disturbing,
making it impossible to sleep and causing

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flooglestreet09 Jul 2012 9:44 a.m. PST

credible that we let all that snuff go to waste. I move
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Jul 2012 6:02 p.m. PST

m' innards right frequent, Doc, 'nough so's I don'
git too plugged

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Etranger09 Jul 2012 7:03 p.m. PST

with sentex plastic explosives….

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Covert Walrus09 Jul 2012 10:57 p.m. PST

. . . Sticky backed plastic, the used sandpaper sides of matchbooks, and something that may have been . . .

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Etranger10 Jul 2012 12:00 a.m. PST

"…..3000 years old, or I'm a …"

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flooglestreet10 Jul 2012 6:50 a.m. PST

a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Jul 2012 12:02 p.m. PST

's the way, Grover – right in the gut and another in
the

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flooglestreet10 Jul 2012 12:44 p.m. PST

cookies, Grover, me eat all of the cookies in Ernie and Berts
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Etranger10 Jul 2012 7:07 p.m. PST

House of Pain….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Jul 2012 7:27 p.m. PST

medication shall be administered at the appropriate
intervals – say, two hours between doses and

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flooglestreet10 Jul 2012 8:25 p.m. PST

an' deses in da sweet science Mugsy. I got me 1-2 down pat an I'm makin' a comeback to da ring, youse can bet any money dat
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Jul 2012 7:50 p.m. PST

e-time group of the last message can't be correct, since
the date is two years in the

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capncarp12 Jul 2012 8:32 a.m. PST

chorus, and I've had it! The things I've had to do to get ahead--enduring the lewd looks, pawings, the gropings, the whipped cream parties--all for nothing! I'd rather go back to that $4 USD-a-week waitressing job in…
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flooglestreet12 Jul 2012 9:26 a.m. PST

Con-stan-tin-ople C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-I-N-O-P-L-E its as easy as saying your
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Jul 2012 4:21 p.m. PST

not going to eat that, are you ? Just pass it over and
I'll

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Etranger12 Jul 2012 10:00 p.m. PST

…. dust off and nuke it from orbit….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Jul 2012 5:50 a.m. PST

I mean 'obit', of course – anyway, according to the
deceased's obit, death was caused by

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flooglestreet14 Jul 2012 10:10 a.m. PST

an overdose of beans which caused him to fart to
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Covert Walrus14 Jul 2012 4:53 p.m. PST

much lewd language on the air, according to Mister Gruntfuttock, who notes that he heard an announcer on the BBC say "Bleeped texts like coconuts" durign a programme last week.

If only he'd have waited, he'd have heard the man continue " . . . And sparrows like breadcrumbs" though I am uncertain -

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