flooglestreet | 02 Jul 2012 6:15 p.m. PST |
fossilized ptarmigans for <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 03 Jul 2012 6:05 a.m. PST |
and aft. Set the special sea <click> |
flooglestreet | 03 Jul 2012 7:17 a.m. PST |
serpent sex simulator for <click> |
Covert Walrus | 03 Jul 2012 1:01 p.m. PST |
- and fast!" "My dear Captain Morgan, I doubt that your tiny mind, Proto Aryan as it is, can comprehend how we managed to survive here. . . it involves concepts of advanced nazi science such as the – " <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 03 Jul 2012 1:02 p.m. PST |
are either true or false, Evans – there are NO multiple choice ! Egad, were you born stupid, or have you taken lessons !?' 'But, Inspector, the test sheet clearly said "Select one from column A , one from Column B, and two from <click> |
Etranger | 03 Jul 2012 3:18 p.m. PST |
.. infinity and beyond!!! <click>
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Covert Walrus | 03 Jul 2012 9:22 p.m. PST |
From wher the creature known as the Mohrmann can anticipate the future by a few seconds, hence _" " -giving you the power to know what is about to happen and react accordingly! Devilish!" " No, Captain, merely the application of occult science to the problems -" < click > |
Etranger | 04 Jul 2012 2:13 a.m. PST |
" I knew you were going to say that!" <click> |
flooglestreet | 04 Jul 2012 12:55 p.m. PST |
"Oh you did? Well, you are a very knowledgeable <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 05 Jul 2012 7:40 a.m. PST |
ignoramus, Evans ! Don't stuff that book into your trousers ! It's bad enough that <click> |
flooglestreet | 05 Jul 2012 11:05 a.m. PST |
you already stuffed a kielbasa in <click> |
Etranger | 05 Jul 2012 5:49 p.m. PST |
"as lickspittles and lackeys, lowest of the low," <click>
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capncarp | 05 Jul 2012 6:12 p.m. PST |
sweet chariot, Comin' for to carry me home! Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin' for to carry me home! I looked over Jordan and what did
click! |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 06 Jul 2012 9:02 a.m. PST |
you remember to feed the dog ? The last time you forgot, Uncle George was severely bitten on the <click> |
flooglestreet | 06 Jul 2012 10:53 a.m. PST |
of I've Got a Secret celebrities was completely stumped by click |
capncarp | 06 Jul 2012 4:18 p.m. PST |
Cremmins' expert prosthetics department. We hand-craft, right to the customer, the finest arms, legs, hands, feet, tentacles, and, well, you know the rest. Remember, "Don't Limp Like a Simp, be a Pimped-out Gimp!"--get fitted for a Cremmins' Artificial Limb today, whether you need one or not! And remember our four-for-one sale for qualified quadruple amp
.click |
flooglestreet | 06 Jul 2012 6:05 p.m. PST |
s man, I mean, you know, guitars without amps, dude, I'm like, <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Jul 2012 8:16 a.m. PST |
nothing we've ever seen before – 200 pounds of guncotton, all up at one time. It was <click> |
flooglestreet | 07 Jul 2012 9:49 a.m. PST |
a dignified tribute, and well deserved by <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Jul 2012 12:46 p.m. PST |
yourself some new clothes, get a radically new haircut, change your shoe style (and thus your walk), have a new driver's license created, then vanish in <click> |
Covert Walrus | 07 Jul 2012 4:37 p.m. PST |
- a trice!" " Ooh Lumme, Doc, you think it'll work as quick as that?" " Certainly, Lemmy, as soon as they see the kosher delicatessen, they'll -" <click> |
flooglestreet | 07 Jul 2012 9:05 p.m. PST |
migrate to Canpistrano where the colorful swallows cavort with <click> |
Covert Walrus | 07 Jul 2012 9:42 p.m. PST |
Menthol for a smooth flavoured smoke! Yes, Cremmin's Cigarettes have improved - <click> |
Etranger | 08 Jul 2012 2:48 a.m. PST |
penetration, they really get to the deep seated
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 08 Jul 2012 7:37 a.m. PST |
in cool comfort, relaxing as Cremmin's Industries latest HVAC unit provides soothing <click> |
flooglestreet | 08 Jul 2012 8:03 a.m. PST |
aloe cream in 55 gallon drums at interstate truck stops for <click> |
Covert Walrus | 08 Jul 2012 4:55 p.m. PST |
tyfive times in a row. This was considered excessive even by the standards of <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 08 Jul 2012 5:42 p.m. PST |
the Society of American Engineers, long known for their <click> |
Etranger | 08 Jul 2012 7:33 p.m. PST |
love of classic slapstick comedy
. <click> |
flooglestreet | 08 Jul 2012 8:59 p.m. PST |
orchestral arrangements by Zubin Mehta and the <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 09 Jul 2012 7:07 a.m. PST |
screeching of the barn owls became very disturbing, making it impossible to sleep and causing <click> |
flooglestreet | 09 Jul 2012 9:44 a.m. PST |
credible that we let all that snuff go to waste. I move <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 09 Jul 2012 6:02 p.m. PST |
m' innards right frequent, Doc, 'nough so's I don' git too plugged <click> |
Etranger | 09 Jul 2012 7:03 p.m. PST |
with sentex plastic explosives
. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 09 Jul 2012 10:57 p.m. PST |
. . . Sticky backed plastic, the used sandpaper sides of matchbooks, and something that may have been . . . <click> |
Etranger | 10 Jul 2012 12:00 a.m. PST |
"
..3000 years old, or I'm a
" <click> |
flooglestreet | 10 Jul 2012 6:50 a.m. PST |
a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 10 Jul 2012 12:02 p.m. PST |
's the way, Grover – right in the gut and another in the <click> |
flooglestreet | 10 Jul 2012 12:44 p.m. PST |
cookies, Grover, me eat all of the cookies in Ernie and Berts <click> |
Etranger | 10 Jul 2012 7:07 p.m. PST |
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 10 Jul 2012 7:27 p.m. PST |
medication shall be administered at the appropriate intervals – say, two hours between doses and <click> |
flooglestreet | 10 Jul 2012 8:25 p.m. PST |
an' deses in da sweet science Mugsy. I got me 1-2 down pat an I'm makin' a comeback to da ring, youse can bet any money dat <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Jul 2012 7:50 p.m. PST |
e-time group of the last message can't be correct, since the date is two years in the <click> |
capncarp | 12 Jul 2012 8:32 a.m. PST |
chorus, and I've had it! The things I've had to do to get ahead--enduring the lewd looks, pawings, the gropings, the whipped cream parties--all for nothing! I'd rather go back to that $4 USD-a-week waitressing job in
click |
flooglestreet | 12 Jul 2012 9:26 a.m. PST |
Con-stan-tin-ople C-O-N-S-T-A-N-T-I-N-O-P-L-E its as easy as saying your <click> YouTube link |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 12 Jul 2012 4:21 p.m. PST |
not going to eat that, are you ? Just pass it over and I'll <click> |
Etranger | 12 Jul 2012 10:00 p.m. PST |
. dust off and nuke it from orbit
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 14 Jul 2012 5:50 a.m. PST |
I mean 'obit', of course – anyway, according to the deceased's obit, death was caused by <click> |
flooglestreet | 14 Jul 2012 10:10 a.m. PST |
an overdose of beans which caused him to fart to <click> |
Covert Walrus | 14 Jul 2012 4:53 p.m. PST |
much lewd language on the air, according to Mister Gruntfuttock, who notes that he heard an announcer on the BBC say " s like coconuts" durign a programme last week. If only he'd have waited, he'd have heard the man continue " . . . And sparrows like breadcrumbs" though I am uncertain - <click > |