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Covert Walrus06 Jun 2012 3:26 a.m. PST

. . for two, and two for tea . . .

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 Jun 2012 9:02 a.m. PST

shot landed just short of the 18th green. Wilcox chose
his putter and holed-out from 28 feet, Jack!'

'Yes, Brad, an exceptional performance by this talented
Tour rookie in his first major. He may well be

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 Jun 2012 3:23 p.m. PST

sleep – perchance to dream, as Hamlet said.'

'Uh, Professor, how do we *know*, for sure, what Hamlet
said – I mean, none of us were there, right and we're
just relying on

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flooglestreet06 Jun 2012 8:39 p.m. PST

Bardahl additive for smooth engine
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Etranger06 Jun 2012 11:10 p.m. PST

… driver was a prestigious and much sought-after position ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 Jun 2012 5:37 a.m. PST

coach with the Titans – until the unfortunate incident
involving the Ravens cheerleader and the

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 Jun 2012 12:36 p.m. PST

lobotomy was only a partial success, Mrs. Jones. Your
husband will stop licking his rear-end, but he'll still
chase

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Covert Walrus07 Jun 2012 5:24 p.m. PST

- Manhattan Bank closed down four points, thus maintaining the general slide this week.

However, Cremmin General Products has bucked the trend by surging to three dollars fiftyfive, and all ordinaries for this conglomerate have been in great demand as investors seek to hedge -

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flooglestreet07 Jun 2012 9:22 p.m. PST

their bets in this round of Pineapple Hold'em because
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 Jun 2012 6:18 a.m. PST

of you, the city will have to repair six streets in
the downtown district, hire a dozen more law enforcement
officers, replace four damaged maintenance vehicles
and, to cap it all,

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Covert Walrus08 Jun 2012 5:53 p.m. PST

become the mother of his child!

Simaon smiled wanly, and hugged his dear friend . . . If she'd have known he was going to propose to her this evening, it would have torn her up, and so his best recourse

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capncarp08 Jun 2012 6:51 p.m. PST

the Penguin!" shrilled John Cleese's truly heinous imitation of a lower-class woman's voice.
The Pythons were known to be off-the-cuff with many of their routines, and some of the most hysterical…
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flooglestreet08 Jun 2012 7:52 p.m. PST

crowds greeting the Beatles as they
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Etranger09 Jun 2012 4:12 a.m. PST

plummeted towards their doom, as above them the Zeppelin ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 Jun 2012 6:08 a.m. PST

one of the more notable Rock bands of that era,
emulated by many in the decades just past.

All of Zepp's albums contain the

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Covert Walrus09 Jun 2012 8:50 p.m. PST

Slimy, squamous monstrosity that slouched toward them, oozing and reeking, its eyes a tepid -

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Jun 2012 6:34 a.m. PST

oratory, none of the inflammable rhetoric which launches
successful runs for political office, or successfully
exonerates a clearly guilty perpetrator, or

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Covert Walrus10 Jun 2012 2:43 p.m. PST

in the water, see what I mean?"

Aww, come on, Joe, he ain't that dumb! He's just a little slow that's all!"

"Dunno about 'slow' . . . Practically standing still, far as -"

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Stepman310 Jun 2012 3:08 p.m. PST

the lie detector test, Darnell, YOU ARE THE FATHER!" "beap, mother beap, son-of-a-beap, it ain't my baby, beap you, I'm out this beap."

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Covert Walrus10 Jun 2012 7:54 p.m. PST

beep, his horn went beep beep beep.

My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler

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Etranger11 Jun 2012 4:01 a.m. PST

s Asociation was instrumental in saving many fine nature reserves which now function as …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Jun 2012 8:41 a.m. PST

far as we can tell, your Honor, the defendant was not
intoxicated at the time the aardvark was stolen, thus
was fully cognizant that

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flooglestreet11 Jun 2012 11:40 a.m. PST

a forage party of midgets from Napoleons Old Guard had
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Jun 2012 5:43 p.m. PST

not confirmed their reservations by the time they
left.

They arrived at the hotel only to find

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Etranger11 Jun 2012 6:41 p.m. PST

long time nemesis, Professor Moriaty, was already in possession of

Covert Walrus11 Jun 2012 7:00 p.m. PST

an inner tube, a picture of a liquorice factor, and a sapre pair of trousers!

Well, better safe than sorry, eh?

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capncarp12 Jun 2012 4:24 p.m. PST

and all the moonshine produced by it" beamed Sheriff Melville F. "Zit" Pustule, as the county deputies chopped, hacked, smashed, spilled, and…
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Etranger12 Jun 2012 6:29 p.m. PST

gorged themselves on the overflowing contents of a well stocked…

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flooglestreet12 Jun 2012 7:50 p.m. PST

balloon juice container painted in a tasteful
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 Jun 2012 11:32 a.m. PST

decor, somewhat marred by the blood splashed upon the
walls, ceiling and

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flooglestreet13 Jun 2012 7:57 p.m. PST

anti-surge baffles. This was further complicated by the
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Etranger13 Jun 2012 8:31 p.m. PST

…absence of any discernable plotline….

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Covert Walrus14 Jun 2012 3:00 a.m. PST

. . . or rationale!"

"Ah, yes, but that was the whole point! Without a motive, he would never have been suspected. . . . However there *was* a reason behind it all, was there not, Lord Choake?"

"As you seem to have discovered – I planned to take the VERY THRONE ITSELF!!"

*Gasps*

"But how?"

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 Jun 2012 6:08 a.m. PST

was defeated, of course, which resulted finally in the
defeat of the entire American expedition and the loss
of the colonies themselves – which

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flooglestreet14 Jun 2012 7:54 p.m. PST

is dead
which old witch
the wicked
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Covert Walrus15 Jun 2012 3:08 a.m. PST

-aspidistar itself!"

"And it might well have worked to, had not Lady Mountwell been ambidextrous!"

"So, the pie plate -"

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2012 6:14 a.m. PST

full or partial ? The partial plate, with only three
teeth, won't be as efficacious. On the other hand, it
won't be nearly as

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2012 11:07 a.m. PST

are wonderful small horses, not as good as a Morgan for
carriage work, light hauling and so on, but not as
expensive to keep-up as the larger draft

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flooglestreet15 Jun 2012 8:30 p.m. PST

beers you find in the average US
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Etranger15 Jun 2012 10:25 p.m. PST

-A, US-A!!!! rang out around the stadium as …

14Bore16 Jun 2012 5:31 p.m. PST

a fly over from the Blue Angles deafens the croud. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
This Super Bowl is the last one ever to be played stopping at LXXV. Then starting next year the series will move to its new permant home and sponsorship as the (click)

flooglestreet16 Jun 2012 7:20 p.m. PST

owners export all the jobs to Thailand. This will increase
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Etranger16 Jun 2012 10:47 p.m. PST

exponentally as the vapour expands to fill the available space ….

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Covert Walrus16 Jun 2012 11:08 p.m. PST

- the exciting British serial, with Jet Morgan of the Space force!

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Jun 2012 8:18 a.m. PST

enough to crack the shell. Picks are then used to
extract the

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flooglestreet17 Jun 2012 9:34 a.m. PST

radioactive element from it's
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Covert Walrus17 Jun 2012 4:42 p.m. PST

- ready now! Cremmin's Tasty Popcorn, fresh from the stovetop to you in three minutes!

How does it cook so fast? Through the modern miracle of petrochemicals, each kernel soaked in the little darling of the chemist – BUTANE!, yes, Butane, no longer just -

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Etranger17 Jun 2012 10:32 p.m. PST

…. a malodorous waste product from intensive farming practices but a whole new way of ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 Jun 2012 7:34 a.m. PST

course, there is no respite from the arduous task of

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Covert Walrus18 Jun 2012 5:43 p.m. PST

realigning the antenna for Northern hemisphere reception."

"Blimey, Cap, that seems a lot of slog – Can't we just wait for Woomera to come back on air?"

"'Fraid not, Lemmy – We need the data for our course corrections, and we need at least three more to safely enter Lunar orbit!"

"oh, blast it, I'll get me suit -"

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