Covert Walrus | 06 Jun 2012 3:26 a.m. PST |
. . for two, and two for tea . . . click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 06 Jun 2012 9:02 a.m. PST |
shot landed just short of the 18th green. Wilcox chose his putter and holed-out from 28 feet, Jack!' 'Yes, Brad, an exceptional performance by this talented Tour rookie in his first major. He may well be <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 06 Jun 2012 3:23 p.m. PST |
sleep – perchance to dream, as Hamlet said.' 'Uh, Professor, how do we *know*, for sure, what Hamlet said – I mean, none of us were there, right and we're just relying on <click> |
flooglestreet | 06 Jun 2012 8:39 p.m. PST |
Bardahl additive for smooth engine click |
Etranger | 06 Jun 2012 11:10 p.m. PST |
driver was a prestigious and much sought-after position
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Jun 2012 5:37 a.m. PST |
coach with the Titans – until the unfortunate incident involving the Ravens cheerleader and the <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Jun 2012 12:36 p.m. PST |
lobotomy was only a partial success, Mrs. Jones. Your husband will stop licking his rear-end, but he'll still chase <click> |
Covert Walrus | 07 Jun 2012 5:24 p.m. PST |
- Manhattan Bank closed down four points, thus maintaining the general slide this week. However, Cremmin General Products has bucked the trend by surging to three dollars fiftyfive, and all ordinaries for this conglomerate have been in great demand as investors seek to hedge - <click> |
flooglestreet | 07 Jun 2012 9:22 p.m. PST |
their bets in this round of Pineapple Hold'em because click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 08 Jun 2012 6:18 a.m. PST |
of you, the city will have to repair six streets in the downtown district, hire a dozen more law enforcement officers, replace four damaged maintenance vehicles and, to cap it all, <click> |
Covert Walrus | 08 Jun 2012 5:53 p.m. PST |
become the mother of his child! Simaon smiled wanly, and hugged his dear friend . . . If she'd have known he was going to propose to her this evening, it would have torn her up, and so his best recourse <click> |
capncarp | 08 Jun 2012 6:51 p.m. PST |
the Penguin!" shrilled John Cleese's truly heinous imitation of a lower-class woman's voice. The Pythons were known to be off-the-cuff with many of their routines, and some of the most hysterical
CLICK! |
flooglestreet | 08 Jun 2012 7:52 p.m. PST |
crowds greeting the Beatles as they click |
Etranger | 09 Jun 2012 4:12 a.m. PST |
plummeted towards their doom, as above them the Zeppelin
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 09 Jun 2012 6:08 a.m. PST |
one of the more notable Rock bands of that era, emulated by many in the decades just past. All of Zepp's albums contain the <click> |
Covert Walrus | 09 Jun 2012 8:50 p.m. PST |
Slimy, squamous monstrosity that slouched toward them, oozing and reeking, its eyes a tepid - <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 10 Jun 2012 6:34 a.m. PST |
oratory, none of the inflammable rhetoric which launches successful runs for political office, or successfully exonerates a clearly guilty perpetrator, or <click> |
Covert Walrus | 10 Jun 2012 2:43 p.m. PST |
in the water, see what I mean?" Aww, come on, Joe, he ain't that dumb! He's just a little slow that's all!" "Dunno about 'slow' . . . Practically standing still, far as -" <click> |
Stepman3 | 10 Jun 2012 3:08 p.m. PST |
the lie detector test, Darnell, YOU ARE THE FATHER!" "beap, mother beap, son-of-a-beap, it ain't my baby, beap you, I'm out this beap." <click> |
Covert Walrus | 10 Jun 2012 7:54 p.m. PST |
beep, his horn went beep beep beep. My car went into passing gear And we took off with gust (whoosh) Soon we were going ninety Musta left him in the dust When I peeked in the mirror of my car I couldn't believe my eyes The little Nash Rambler <click> |
Etranger | 11 Jun 2012 4:01 a.m. PST |
s Asociation was instrumental in saving many fine nature reserves which now function as
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Jun 2012 8:41 a.m. PST |
far as we can tell, your Honor, the defendant was not intoxicated at the time the aardvark was stolen, thus was fully cognizant that <click> |
flooglestreet | 11 Jun 2012 11:40 a.m. PST |
a forage party of midgets from Napoleons Old Guard had click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Jun 2012 5:43 p.m. PST |
not confirmed their reservations by the time they left. They arrived at the hotel only to find <click> |
Etranger | 11 Jun 2012 6:41 p.m. PST |
long time nemesis, Professor Moriaty, was already in possession of |
Covert Walrus | 11 Jun 2012 7:00 p.m. PST |
an inner tube, a picture of a liquorice factor, and a sapre pair of trousers! Well, better safe than sorry, eh? <click> |
capncarp | 12 Jun 2012 4:24 p.m. PST |
and all the moonshine produced by it" beamed Sheriff Melville F. "Zit" Pustule, as the county deputies chopped, hacked, smashed, spilled, and
click. |
Etranger | 12 Jun 2012 6:29 p.m. PST |
gorged themselves on the overflowing contents of a well stocked
<click> |
flooglestreet | 12 Jun 2012 7:50 p.m. PST |
balloon juice container painted in a tasteful click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 13 Jun 2012 11:32 a.m. PST |
decor, somewhat marred by the blood splashed upon the walls, ceiling and <click> |
flooglestreet | 13 Jun 2012 7:57 p.m. PST |
anti-surge baffles. This was further complicated by the click |
Etranger | 13 Jun 2012 8:31 p.m. PST |
absence of any discernable plotline
. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 14 Jun 2012 3:00 a.m. PST |
. . . or rationale!" "Ah, yes, but that was the whole point! Without a motive, he would never have been suspected. . . . However there *was* a reason behind it all, was there not, Lord Choake?" "As you seem to have discovered – I planned to take the VERY THRONE ITSELF!!" *Gasps* "But how?" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 14 Jun 2012 6:08 a.m. PST |
was defeated, of course, which resulted finally in the defeat of the entire American expedition and the loss of the colonies themselves – which <click> |
flooglestreet | 14 Jun 2012 7:54 p.m. PST |
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Covert Walrus | 15 Jun 2012 3:08 a.m. PST |
-aspidistar itself!" "And it might well have worked to, had not Lady Mountwell been ambidextrous!" "So, the pie plate -" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 15 Jun 2012 6:14 a.m. PST |
full or partial ? The partial plate, with only three teeth, won't be as efficacious. On the other hand, it won't be nearly as <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 15 Jun 2012 11:07 a.m. PST |
are wonderful small horses, not as good as a Morgan for carriage work, light hauling and so on, but not as expensive to keep-up as the larger draft <click> |
flooglestreet | 15 Jun 2012 8:30 p.m. PST |
beers you find in the average US <click> |
Etranger | 15 Jun 2012 10:25 p.m. PST |
-A, US-A!!!! rang out around the stadium as
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14Bore | 16 Jun 2012 5:31 p.m. PST |
a fly over from the Blue Angles deafens the croud. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! This Super Bowl is the last one ever to be played stopping at LXXV. Then starting next year the series will move to its new permant home and sponsorship as the (click) |
flooglestreet | 16 Jun 2012 7:20 p.m. PST |
owners export all the jobs to Thailand. This will increase <click> |
Etranger | 16 Jun 2012 10:47 p.m. PST |
exponentally as the vapour expands to fill the available space
. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 16 Jun 2012 11:08 p.m. PST |
- the exciting British serial, with Jet Morgan of the Space force! <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Jun 2012 8:18 a.m. PST |
enough to crack the shell. Picks are then used to extract the <click> |
flooglestreet | 17 Jun 2012 9:34 a.m. PST |
radioactive element from it's <click> |
Covert Walrus | 17 Jun 2012 4:42 p.m. PST |
- ready now! Cremmin's Tasty Popcorn, fresh from the stovetop to you in three minutes! How does it cook so fast? Through the modern miracle of petrochemicals, each kernel soaked in the little darling of the chemist – BUTANE!, yes, Butane, no longer just - <click> |
Etranger | 17 Jun 2012 10:32 p.m. PST |
. a malodorous waste product from intensive farming practices but a whole new way of
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 18 Jun 2012 7:34 a.m. PST |
course, there is no respite from the arduous task of <click> |
Covert Walrus | 18 Jun 2012 5:43 p.m. PST |
realigning the antenna for Northern hemisphere reception." "Blimey, Cap, that seems a lot of slog – Can't we just wait for Woomera to come back on air?" "'Fraid not, Lemmy – We need the data for our course corrections, and we need at least three more to safely enter Lunar orbit!" "oh, blast it, I'll get me suit -" <click> |