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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2012 1:02 p.m. PST

dice in the cup provided for that purpose.

Toss the dice firmly, and hard enough so they strike
the backboard on the gaming table – ideally, the dice
strike the table side first, before they land on the
surface.

Do not

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Etranger22 May 2012 6:35 p.m. PST

… whatever you do, use any of Heinz' 57 varieties for this purpose as it will invalidate the warranty!


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flooglestreet23 May 2012 4:40 a.m. PST

you try the complex oligosacharides so essential for todays flatulent
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 May 2012 5:31 a.m. PST

mouth – yes, I said mouth. The effluent therefrom is
as least as noisome as

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flooglestreet23 May 2012 8:17 a.m. PST

My Little Pony. Yes, every little girl wants
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Etranger24 May 2012 3:43 a.m. PST

a fully equipped SS panzer divison right by the drop zone ….

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flooglestreet24 May 2012 11:44 a.m. PST

in the Ozone caused by
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Etranger24 May 2012 5:10 p.m. PST

Anne Frank, in her poignant …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 May 2012 6:00 p.m. PST

eulogy, delivered in sombre tones.

On the other hand, in New Orleans, one's passing is
celebrated joyfully, at least on the return from
the interment. Laughter, loud and cheerful music
and shouts of joy all

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flooglestreet24 May 2012 6:06 p.m. PST

combine to make this the most raucus Curling championship
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 May 2012 4:35 a.m. PST

Trophy aloft, cameras flashing, shouts of 'We're Number
One !' resonating, confetti tangling the feet of the
unwary – it was chaos of the best

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Etranger27 May 2012 2:20 a.m. PST

… option to get there is to turn left at the next intersection, head on up the hill until you come to the second pub on the right, that one'e The Red …

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2012 7:18 a.m. PST

light, your Honor, then seemed to accelerate when the
vehicle entered the straight patch over by Rufus Hawes'
house. The driver might have been intoxicated, since
the vehicle was weaving and fishtailing all over the
place. We chased it for about four miles, but

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Etranger27 May 2012 7:37 p.m. PST

"…will test your endurance to the extreme, Mister Bond. Quite frankly I do not expect you to survive the …."

flooglestreet27 May 2012 10:38 p.m. PST

smurfiness of the Smurfs "Hooray for the Children of the World" special brought to you by
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 May 2012 5:46 a.m. PST

the side of the road, Inspector.'

'Evans – just where else would you expect a

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capncarp28 May 2012 6:25 a.m. PST

set of quadruplets, the entire gestation period being fraught with worry about the health of the "Fab Four" as the retro-minded parents dubbed their…
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flooglestreet28 May 2012 10:36 a.m. PST

ancient Egyptian Canopic jars. Each jar was guarded by one of four gods and contained one of four
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 May 2012 5:03 p.m. PST

-way intersection – with no traffic lights.

There was a rending crash, followed by a

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flooglestreet28 May 2012 7:59 p.m. PST

loud fruity belch as the Mongols politely indicated their satisfaction with the meal that Martha Stewart
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Etranger28 May 2012 11:25 p.m. PST

sang Please, sir, I want some more….

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Covert Walrus29 May 2012 1:52 a.m. PST

. . . opportunities to examine the strange fiossils, but the weatehr was rapidly closing in and we wished to fly further towards the mountains that evening.

I wish now that we had returned to McMurdo Sound, rather than continue into so Cyclopean peaks with the forbodeing -

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 May 2012 6:13 a.m. PST

roar of a hungry tiger ! The Weatherby was not loaded !
Quickly, he grabbed the

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flooglestreet29 May 2012 12:35 p.m. PST

official Red Ryder lever action BB gun and said "Gee Dad, it's a Daisy…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 May 2012 2:15 p.m. PST

Daisy, give me your answer, do.
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
but you'll look sweet
upon

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flooglestreet29 May 2012 7:38 p.m. PST

don't touch that dial, Dave Bowman, there's lots more
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Etranger29 May 2012 8:50 p.m. PST

…… where that came from, if you don't behave yourself!"

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manatic29 May 2012 9:17 p.m. PST

…read the UN statement from the conference on…

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Covert Walrus30 May 2012 2:44 a.m. PST

- And on he roamed, restless, thirsty, hungry and sore . . . until finally, he breasted a ridge to see a welcome sight – It was a small wagon train, making camp for the night!

Stumbling forward, he hardly considered that they would shun him, given his strange appearance and his dark –

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 May 2012 4:29 a.m. PST

clothing made it easy to mistake him for a Goth,
although the glitter scattered in his hair made it

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flooglestreet30 May 2012 10:58 a.m. PST

easy to realize he was actually a robot with dandruff. But the 3 laws of
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Jun 2012 9:19 a.m. PST

Thermodynamics, simply stated, are

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flooglestreet01 Jun 2012 11:58 a.m. PST

You gotta go where you wanna go
do what you wanna do
with whoever you wanna do

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Etranger01 Jun 2012 11:10 p.m. PST

…..Where are you?
We got some work to do


Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you?
We need some help from you now


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Covert Walrus02 Jun 2012 1:56 a.m. PST

- is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this Son of -

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flooglestreet02 Jun 2012 4:38 a.m. PST

a sea cook named
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Jun 2012 6:04 a.m. PST

to the Central Committee for State Insecurity.

Charged with the responsibility to create

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flooglestreet02 Jun 2012 12:42 p.m. PST

the right
to hold you ever so
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Jun 2012 6:28 p.m. PST

long as the grass grows and the rivers flow

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Jun 2012 4:40 a.m. PST

Wilkins, there, who took the proper precautions and is
relatively unscathed – well, except for the extreme
friction burns along his, ah, gluteus and the patches
of hair missing from his

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flooglestreet03 Jun 2012 12:45 p.m. PST

palm trees are gently
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Covert Walrus03 Jun 2012 5:12 p.m. PST

- Ai, a native of the planet Terra (Earth), is an envoy from the Ekumen, an organization of more than eighty worlds, representing 3000 countries, spanning -

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Jun 2012 5:36 p.m. PST

the Globe to bring you the constant variety of

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Covert Walrus03 Jun 2012 5:46 p.m. PST

Laude's Powdermilk Biscuits! made with real whole milk, so you KNOW they're pure. Mostly.

So, we turn back to Naughty Roger with Shapely Nell in the mine -

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flooglestreet03 Jun 2012 6:15 p.m. PST

field surrounding the gallant submariners of HMS
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Etranger03 Jun 2012 6:45 p.m. PST

Venus. This song, under its alternative title of Friggin' in the Riggin' reached number 3 in the UK singles chart….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 Jun 2012 4:56 a.m. PST

Pilot ?'

'Not sure, sir. The chart shows 6 fathoms, so we should
be able to traverse this ground safely, but

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flooglestreet04 Jun 2012 7:31 p.m. PST

we gotta sink the Bismark 'cause the world
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP05 Jun 2012 5:52 a.m. PST

Turns, brought to you each day at this time by the
fine products of

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Etranger05 Jun 2012 9:39 p.m. PST

ACME manufacturing & Wil E Coyote ….

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