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Etranger10 May 2012 8:14 p.m. PST

Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. Home of the now infamous …

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flooglestreet10 May 2012 8:56 p.m. PST

Los Angeles Dodgers an alleged baseball team who left Brooklyn for

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 May 2012 9:16 a.m. PST

corn in the rear of his property. Some say this was
because it was close to the moonshine still he created
using old rusted-out Ford radiators, horse troughs,
pond-scum infested water and

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flooglestreet11 May 2012 6:54 p.m. PST

the finest steel drums in all of Jamaica, man, and when you light up a
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Tekawiz12 May 2012 4:18 a.m. PST

…nearby tiki torch, I was surpised that it attracted so many mosquitos with large….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 May 2012 6:36 a.m. PST

feet, stomping through the puddles and creating tidal
waves in minature, completely upsetting the water
creatures and totally annoying the cat, which had

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flooglestreet12 May 2012 8:33 a.m. PST

decided to go vegan, as a response to
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 May 2012 11:31 a.m. PST

the HAZMAT team arriving in their full gear. Once the
child had gotten over its fright, the

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flooglestreet12 May 2012 6:29 p.m. PST

tripods emerged from the Hudson and strode across the Battery, emiting a noxious black
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 May 2012 7:15 a.m. PST

sheep of the family, she having run for political office.
Despite the stain on the family's escutcheon, Mother
decided to

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capncarp13 May 2012 8:25 a.m. PST

try scrubbing it with Bon Ami, but the bloodstains remained…
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28mmMan13 May 2012 6:35 p.m. PST

as a testament to the collective efforts of the entire class of…(click)

Etranger13 May 2012 7:16 p.m. PST

macropods, the sculptor created this giantic metal statue of a ….

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flooglestreet13 May 2012 8:37 p.m. PST

roo-ta bayaya ga roo ta bayaya ga rutabaga
call any vegetable and the chances are good
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 May 2012 4:49 a.m. PST

luck with that business plan ! Giving away a new car
every day for a week will surely attract attention,
but

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flooglestreet14 May 2012 9:33 a.m. PST

the Stanley Steamer was a bad idea. It couldn't compete with
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP14 May 2012 9:53 a.m. PST

the chopped onion. Add a t of red pepper flakes,
a T of vinegar, the chopped and drained tomatoes,
1/2 t of Oregano, and the garlic.

Saute mildly for

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flooglestreet14 May 2012 9:56 a.m. PST

the Jurassic era saw the introduction of
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Etranger14 May 2012 11:20 p.m. PST

the classic 'finned' T-bird that has become one of the icons of the whole …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP15 May 2012 5:26 a.m. PST

thing." followed by a shot of the over-eater sitting
and contemplating his bulging, achey stomach.

As silly as it was, this advertisement took the media
world by storm, and Alka-Seltzer ads soon were being

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flooglestreet15 May 2012 9:42 a.m. PST

wanted by thousands of lonely and frustrated american men who considered a submissive asian bride to be
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flooglestreet15 May 2012 6:29 p.m. PST

and the grated cheeses in a large mixing bowl along with sixteen
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP15 May 2012 6:46 p.m. PST

t of VOO. Heat just until it begins to smoke, then add
the zest of 2 lemons, a T of garlic, and the pork loin.

Gently saute until just browned all 'round, then

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Etranger15 May 2012 7:11 p.m. PST

'exterminate! exterminate!' metallically grated ….

flooglestreet15 May 2012 8:44 p.m. PST

Julia Child as she bustled about her TV kitchen, gathering ingredients for
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP16 May 2012 4:14 a.m. PST

the last shot ! That strategy back-fired as the ball
was knocked away and time expired, so losses in the
Championship round continue to plague the

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flooglestreet16 May 2012 8:22 a.m. PST

cities of Medieval Europe as rats proliferate. The only check to this vermin would be cats, but they were considered to be familiars of the devil and cats were killed off by
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flooglestreet16 May 2012 12:18 p.m. PST

bank robberies throughout the tri-state area have been facilitated by
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP16 May 2012 3:44 p.m. PST

the tendency of local police to ignore alarms, since
the alarms are frequently activated by birds, strong
winds, street vibrations induced by heavy trucks and
nervous banking tellers.

To combat the rise in bank thefts, the

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flooglestreet16 May 2012 7:35 p.m. PST

hobbits began gathering mushrooms and farmer Maggot
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Etranger16 May 2012 8:38 p.m. PST

…s are still used in medicine today, to debride wounds, eating away the dead flesh and leaving behind healthy…

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 5:06 a.m. PST

swig – mistake ! Steam began pluming from his ears,
his face turned fire-engine red, and

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flooglestreet17 May 2012 10:47 a.m. PST

he sang Barry Manilows greatest hits, while playing the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 May 2012 11:45 a.m. PST

Steelers. In retrospect, the injury probably did more
good, to the team, than harm, since it got Tebow out
of the line-up and allowed Sanchez to run the offense
without having to look

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Etranger17 May 2012 5:45 p.m. PST

"…right, look left, look right again…" was the mantra drilled into generations of schoolchildren in learning to cross the street safely.

"It doesn't work when they drive on the other side of the road!" reflected John ruefully, dusting his clothes as he lifted himself out of the gutter where he'd been flung by the speeding …..

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flooglestreet17 May 2012 6:33 p.m. PST

nuns in their elaborate habits with veils wimples and swan shaped
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 May 2012 5:57 a.m. PST

the addict to continue in their addiction. Fortunately,
there are institutions which will

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Etranger18 May 2012 7:28 p.m. PST

… and testament of Adolf Hitler. This almost certainly mythical document has been the 'inspiration' for many political thrillers involving …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 May 2012 8:11 p.m. PST

20 gallons of vegetable oil, a gaggle of Canada geese,
4 de-frocked clergypersons, an SCA Renaissance
re-enactor and

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flooglestreet18 May 2012 8:30 p.m. PST

any hope you may have had for winning the
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 May 2012 5:03 a.m. PST

quality of the goods is what's at issue, not the price,
although certainly a fair price for such shoddy would
probably be a negative number, although


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flooglestreet19 May 2012 5:11 a.m. PST

the Man Who Never Sleeps yawned as he put on his pajamas, heedless of the poor quality merchandise in the hold of the Kowalski Maru and of the dacoits hidden in that
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Etranger19 May 2012 9:12 p.m. PST

florid Hawaiian shirt. " Tom Sellick, eat your heart out!" he muttered sardonically while looking into the ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 May 2012 6:13 a.m. PST

start of the entire affair.

It was only after

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flooglestreet20 May 2012 11:23 a.m. PST

he ate the 3 bean burritos that he learned he was going to a white tie affair honoring
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP20 May 2012 7:36 p.m. PST

your promise to repay the debt. Otherwise, some of our
New Jersey associates will visit, with a view towards

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flooglestreet21 May 2012 6:06 a.m. PST

the Dogpatch Skunk Works where asphyxiated buzzards fall from the sky and
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Etranger21 May 2012 7:44 p.m. PST

………they stand there
One mile over we'll be there and we'll see you
Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too
Twenty four before my love you'll see I'll be there with you

(instrumental break)

Along the drifting cloud the eagle searching down on the land
Catching the swirling wind the sailor sees the rim of the …….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2012 6:34 a.m. PST

bowl. Nothing ruins the haircut like clipping up
under the rim.

When finished, you need to

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flooglestreet22 May 2012 10:26 a.m. PST

bend over, let me see you shake your tailfeather
bend over, let me see you shake your tailfeather
come on, let me see you shake your

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