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capncarp29 Apr 2012 8:24 p.m. PST

is a major crime and amounts to social suicide on the desert-planet Arrakis. Every decaliter is scrupulously accounted for by exchange of water ring jewelry which is usually worn by the women of the clan in their….
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Etranger29 Apr 2012 11:27 p.m. PST

V-8 Interceptor, the last of the breed…..

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Norman D Landings30 Apr 2012 3:14 a.m. PST

… of mobility aids which will be supplied free to the visually impaired under the controversial new public health bill.
The bill is not without its critics, who claim it smacks of socialised health care. A spokesman for the conservative Tea Party Movement described the bill as "…a slippery <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Apr 2012 7:54 a.m. PST

sheet of plastic, lubricated yet further with vegetable
or some other organic oil. Invite bikini-clad female
friends over, offer them high-octane martinis and

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Norman D Landings30 Apr 2012 4:54 p.m. PST

…keep them securely, laid on their sides, preferably in a cellar, away from the light. After four to six years, you could enjoy finishing them off, or sell them on for an appreciable profit."

"Thanks, Jaques. Now, what about the less expensive wines, the branded names you'd find at the supermarket… is it worth leaving them to age at all?"

"No, not at all, Steve. These sort of things aren't going to improve at all. The best thing you can do with a battle of, say, Blue Nun, for example, is <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP30 Apr 2012 5:25 p.m. PST

it warm in here ?' she asked ?

'No, feeling rather cool, myself,' replied Dawkins,'are
you perhaps

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Etranger30 Apr 2012 7:49 p.m. PST

using it in hand-to-hand combat, preferably with an overhand grip….

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flooglestreet30 Apr 2012 9:49 p.m. PST

on the child's tonsils. Another development in medical science involves
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 May 2012 5:53 a.m. PST

a left-hand thread disguised to look as if it is a
right-hand thread, all to thwart the efforts of those
who would reverse engineer the

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Norman D Landings01 May 2012 1:01 p.m. PST

… elements of a typical Rob Schneider movie.
This is a guy who owes his career to projects Adam Sandler turned down. How bad does a script have to be for Adam Sandler to turn it down? Well, you can see for yourself in Schneider's latest release, which tells the story of <click>

flooglestreet01 May 2012 3:52 p.m. PST

a man named Jed
poor mountaineer
barely kept his family fed
and then one day he was shootin' at some food
when up from the ground come a bubbling
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Etranger01 May 2012 6:35 p.m. PST

… forth hot brimstone and lava. Unfortunately that was about the only bubbly bit in this lame romantic comedy. As one reviewer wrote at the time, "by the end I was hoping for the volcano to erupt & sweep the whole damned lot away …."

Norman D Landings02 May 2012 3:07 a.m. PST

…in a manger", for pity's sake, another mawkish, saccharine dirge. As we celebrate the pagan feast of Yuletide, rebranded by the church and turned into Jesus' birthday – which, by the way, nobody can agree the actual date of…"

"Wow… I bet you're just a little ray of sunshine on Christmas morning, Dave. Hopping out of bed to see what Santa left in your little stocking…"

"To be honest with you, Mitch, I usually spend the whole day <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 May 2012 5:29 a.m. PST

-light revealed a grim scene of carnage and destruction,
mounds of bodies piled where the machineguns had wrought
streams of leaden death, gobbets of flesh where
grenades had exploded on human forms which had advanced
into that

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Etranger03 May 2012 4:43 a.m. PST

…. state of bliss known as religious ecstasy. Sometimes attributed to …

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flooglestreet03 May 2012 12:22 p.m. PST

gastric reflux, commonly known as
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 May 2012 4:56 p.m. PST

it turns out, the corpse had been moved, but not so
far as to totally invalidate any crime scene findings.

In fact,

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Norman D Landings03 May 2012 6:09 p.m. PST

… I had made sweet love to her again and again as she lay outstretched in the moonlight. In the throes of passion I forgot about Lady Abigail and her sinister guardian, and Frottley Hall, even the Taintworth inheritance and the cruel twists of fate which had followed in its wake.
None of it disturbed the perfection of that night.
At last, in blissful languor, I had turned to my beloved and whispered that <click>

flooglestreet03 May 2012 7:21 p.m. PST

"You have B.O." No, even your best friend won't tell you that you have body odor. That is why you need
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Etranger03 May 2012 11:58 p.m. PST

Botulin toxin. In nature, it is a deadly poison, but in the hands of your skilled cosmetic and olfactory therapist it is THE solution to your deadly underarm …..

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flooglestreet04 May 2012 7:36 a.m. PST

harvesting difficulties are no difficulties for the Massey-Ferguson Farm-All. Its a sower, a mower a mulcher a combine a coulter! Yes sir, the Farm-All does
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 May 2012 7:51 a.m. PST

a 180 in the middle of the street, accelerates to top
speed straight down the asphalt, narrowly misses a brick
wall at the T-intersection, and finishes by

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Etranger05 May 2012 5:51 p.m. PST

..me, do as the Romans do;" has always been a good maxim

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flooglestreet05 May 2012 7:22 p.m. PST

gun and they do not. Yes, the sun never sets on
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 May 2012 6:16 a.m. PST

our property, the mice and voles have been very active
this Spring, since the winter was so mild and the foxes
and owls were driven off by the

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capncarp06 May 2012 6:52 a.m. PST

Fuller Brush Man as he demonstrated his vast selection of wares--hair brushes, dish brushes, pet brushes, floor brushes--you name it, he can reach into his sample case and put his hand on…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP06 May 2012 12:20 p.m. PST

her heaving [CENSORED], while her [CENSORED] as she
[CENSORED] his [CENSORED] and

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Etranger06 May 2012 7:47 p.m. PST

…. Censorius, more correctly Marcus Porcius Cato, or Cato the Elder was a notable Roman statesman of the second century BC ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 May 2012 4:46 a.m. PST

Headache Powder, the answer to that excruciating pain,
that annoying and persistent throb ! BC Headache Powder
can be found at

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flooglestreet07 May 2012 8:19 a.m. PST

these truths to be self evident, that all men are created
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP07 May 2012 10:38 a.m. PST

a Brand New Look – De Money's highly innovative use
of burlap, sackcloth and ashes has resulted in a stunning
collection, sure to

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Etranger07 May 2012 5:51 p.m. PST

result in dizziness, vertigo and an irresistable urge to vomit….

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flooglestreet07 May 2012 9:05 p.m. PST

on Disney princesses. The book also covers Disney attempts at
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Etranger07 May 2012 10:54 p.m. PST

world domination, beginning in the 1920s…

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 May 2012 4:46 a.m. PST

as indicated in trend analyses provided by the
CDC.

In addition to the rise in childhood disease frequency,
the severity of

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flooglestreet08 May 2012 5:14 a.m. PST

Mistress Dominiques punishments put several clients in the hospital with serious
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 May 2012 8:32 a.m. PST

ambition for upwards mobility within the corporation.

Lack of skill, lack of talent of any sort, seemed of no
import to Feagleman. He strove, kissed the right nether
regions, paid lip service to sacred cows within the
company, and, in his twentieth year of 'service,'
finally

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 May 2012 11:26 a.m. PST

dives, all while accepting large payouts from the upper
crust of the gambling hierarchy.

Fixed ? Rigged ? Those are terms applicable to

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP08 May 2012 11:27 a.m. PST

dives, all while accepting large payouts from the upper
crust of the gambling hierarchy.

Fixed ? Rigged ? Those are terms applicable to

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flooglestreet08 May 2012 6:57 p.m. PST

New England dog shows. The judges were particularly embarrassed when the blue ribbon winner proved to be a hairless Mexican rat. But a quick thinking Boston matron promptly placed the animal in a microwave oven and
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Etranger08 May 2012 7:49 p.m. PST

…dercooked chicken is a health hazard, and eating it can lead to severe food ….

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flooglestreet08 May 2012 9:06 p.m. PST

fads like pet rocks and mood rings which are
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 May 2012 8:42 a.m. PST

of Tumeric. Purists will of course say that the amount
is far too much for any dish, but chefs of experience
will cite the increasing use of

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flooglestreet09 May 2012 11:02 a.m. PST

beans and prunes. Other bargains at Key Foods include
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP09 May 2012 2:09 p.m. PST

stewed rat or ragout of marmoset – either is disgusting
in the extreme, but likely

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flooglestreet09 May 2012 6:19 p.m. PST

since they have discovered beans in the Yukon. All the sourdoughs
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Etranger09 May 2012 10:32 p.m. PST

are baked at 4000 degrees in our gas powered oven, ensuring a smooth, water resistent & scratch proof enamelled surface, with reduced need for polishing or …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 May 2012 4:49 a.m. PST

not, your choice ! But remember, this FANTASTIC deal,
these LOW, LOW PRICES, will only

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flooglestreet10 May 2012 12:57 p.m. PST

aggravate the Kaiju! We must put Tokyo
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 May 2012 6:29 p.m. PST

tanks in storage, since they'll not be needed for these
short duration flights to

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