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flooglestreet15 Apr 2012 6:20 p.m. PST

reasons for the success of this Fortune 500 prodigy. Their keen business sense is unrivaled by conventional MBA graduates because…
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flooglestreet16 Apr 2012 5:39 p.m. PST

through these bars and into the gourmet restaurants, famed for serving
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28mmMan16 Apr 2012 8:27 p.m. PST

9-99 for aggravated assault.

He is expected to begin his prison sentence…(click)

Etranger16 Apr 2012 8:52 p.m. PST

with a proposition, grammatically a heinous crime; and one punished with …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP17 Apr 2012 5:53 a.m. PST

intent to gawk, normally a misdemeanor, but rising to
a felony when slouching against a lamp post, making
smooching noises at passing women.'

'So gawking should be

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP18 Apr 2012 5:46 p.m. PST

but not naked, y'see, just inappropriately clad, or
clothed, or whatever?'

'Faversham, "unsuited" in that context means the hand
is being played in no-trump, do you see ?'

'Demme, Forrestal – what in Hades do musical instruments
have to do with it, after

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Etranger18 Apr 2012 7:16 p.m. PST

-taste leaves soemthing to be desired. To be quite honest I'd rather gargle with newly disgorged volcanic lava than take another sip of ….

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flooglestreet18 Apr 2012 9:10 p.m. PST

Ambrosia, the nectar of the gods, now in a convenient
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Etranger18 Apr 2012 11:52 p.m. PST

50 litre easy pour reuseable container. Get yours today! …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Apr 2012 3:23 a.m. PST

or tomorrow ? Choice, choices, choices ! Life is
chock full of

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP19 Apr 2012 7:53 a.m. PST

Bane, also known as the Taxman. The Taxman is a level
4 creature, and will automatically remove any treasure
from a party encountering him. Weapons will indeed kill
a Taxman, but it will be immediately replaced by double
its number.

Taxmen can be found in dim, dark corners, creepy looking
buildings and behind tall desks festooned with rolls of
adding machine tape.

The only defense against the Taxman is the Accountant,
a level 4 creature also. The Accountant is not a perfect
defense UNLESS his fingers are ink-stained, in which
case

flooglestreet19 Apr 2012 3:27 p.m. PST

the Black Watch bagpipe band will play your Country Western favorites in the
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Etranger19 Apr 2012 9:49 p.m. PST

original Latin translation. Your understanding of the textual context will be enhanced by ….

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flooglestreet20 Apr 2012 3:15 p.m. PST

beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you
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Norman D Landings21 Apr 2012 3:40 p.m. PST

…understand the threat of gas leaks or even explosion. There's no way the senator would be supporting this refinery if it were located next door to his house."
"Well, that's just not the case. We've been assured by experts that this operation will be as safe as <click>

flooglestreet22 Apr 2012 5:54 p.m. PST

young men who go racing about in souped-up
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2012 6:18 p.m. PST

in the air until the investigation is complete. The
decision will not be made either way

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capncarp22 Apr 2012 8:12 p.m. PST

me boys, anchors a-weigh!
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing…

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Etranger22 Apr 2012 11:11 p.m. PST

wells are from European folklore and describe wells where it was thought that any spoken wish would be …..

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Apr 2012 5:56 a.m. PST

a heckuva lot easier if

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Norman D Landings23 Apr 2012 2:59 p.m. PST

… statured actor who gets a regular gig in 'Snow White' during panto season, but the rest of the year, the phone might not ring at all."

"So… what does a three-foot-six thespian do between roles?"

"Well, I'm trying to get support for an script I'm developing about an ordinary guy who falls <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Apr 2012 3:36 p.m. PST

short in the brains department, short in the looks
department, has no talent, is bereft of skills of any
sort and

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Etranger23 Apr 2012 7:24 p.m. PST

is the single most dangerous man on the planet. That man is …

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flooglestreet23 Apr 2012 8:50 p.m. PST

Popeye the sailor, who took his girl Olive to watch Betty Boop
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Apr 2012 5:41 a.m. PST

or Bronchiolitis obliterans organizing pneumonia,
is a debilitating disease of the lungs. Sufferers
experience great difficulty in breathing, and can

<click>

Norman D Landings24 Apr 2012 9:32 a.m. PST

…be legally hunted within Fulton County, with an appropriate permit. Wildlife department spokesman Bob Fenton told us: "We hope this will cut down the numbers somewhat. Our main problem is local residents thinking they're tame, approaching them – usually while inebriated -and getting themselves bitten or sprayed. Or both."
The unprecedented increase in breeding activity has been put down to <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Apr 2012 10:35 a.m. PST

be the Knownothing Party's candidate in the local
election. Asked why he would

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28mmMan25 Apr 2012 8:37 a.m. PST

dance the forbidden dance?

Why would he
play the unspeakable game?

Why would he
eat the…(click)

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Apr 2012 10:37 a.m. PST

, the Honorable Willy Trior, presiding. Oh yez, oh yez,
oh yez – all ye having

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Norman D Landings25 Apr 2012 3:36 p.m. PST

…a left-hand twist to your shaft may experience difficulty on insertion, and excessive friction during operation.
The company has recalled all affected equipment and is offering free replacement.
When asked about compensation for those customers who've suffered damage from using the left-hand-threaded shafts, the company issed a statment saying that they cannot comment on <click>

flooglestreet25 Apr 2012 7:49 p.m. PST

the upcoming race, due to irregularities in the horses urine test. However, officials at the jockey club have been reassuring
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capncarp25 Apr 2012 7:59 p.m. PST

club members that the flavor and the body of the beverage will not be impaired and will pass _any_ test it is put to.
Some have commented on "foaminess" in even the enormous volume…
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Etranger25 Apr 2012 10:09 p.m. PST

of greenhouse gases expelled by ruminants all over the …

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Apr 2012 4:10 a.m. PST

debris was forwarded to the FBI crime lab, where
tests revealed that the explosive used was made up
of Navy beans, asparagus sections, and

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flooglestreet26 Apr 2012 9:44 a.m. PST

shamwow! you'll say 'wow' because shamwow is more then a towel, more then a sponge, shamwow is a
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Norman D Landings26 Apr 2012 3:23 p.m. PST

…major part of the diet of low-income families.
That's why programs like the community soup kitchen are so vital."

"Well, I appreciate that. What I don't appreciate is the entire street smelling of soup and homeless people. I mean, you're probably accustomed to it, but I have allergies."

"And is that why you were cautioned by the Sheriff's office for approaching people waiting in line for soup and offering them twenty dollars to <click>

14Bore26 Apr 2012 3:51 p.m. PST

cut in on the line. That would have been turned into a double if it would have stayed in fair territory with were the right fielder playing. Well the counts three and one, this pitcher is getting rocked tonight don't know if he can hang on much (click)

flooglestreet26 Apr 2012 5:40 p.m. PST

of Picasso's oeuvre which the painter did to lessen the monetary value of his work after his
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Etranger26 Apr 2012 8:00 p.m. PST

… gender reassignment surgery. Fairly, it could be said that he was never the same man afterwards …..

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Norman D Landings27 Apr 2012 2:32 a.m. PST

…and the result was our best ever Olympic result in women's athletics.
So, a lot to live up to for the women of the 2012 Olympic team. We can be reasonably confident of medals in the triple jump, 500 metres, and a new event for 2012 <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Apr 2012 6:11 a.m. PST

hookers over the past 23 months. Quite a hit to the
departmental budget, and no further allocations will
be made until this mess is sorted.

Turning now to the allegations of

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Etranger27 Apr 2012 10:58 p.m. PST

…. The Salvation Army Concert Band. Happily, I can confirm that the rumours are true and they …..

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Norman D Landings28 Apr 2012 12:53 p.m. PST

… cooperated with Wu-Tang Clan's Ghostface Killah on a cover version of "Y'all been Warned", from 2001's "Iron Flag."
However, Gang Starr's True Master was not called back to reprise his production duties on the new version , leading to one of East Coast Hip-Hop's most bitter and divisive feuds. This resulted in <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 Apr 2012 2:16 p.m. PST

any event, no loss was borne, therefore no compensation
shall be forthcoming.

It was, however, alarming that Plaintiff's attorney
appeared in court with the penguin, and the stripper,
but not his client.

His Honor found that

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Etranger28 Apr 2012 4:18 p.m. PST

the massive personnel casualties caused by the event were ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Apr 2012 6:39 a.m. PST

to be punished in accordance with established precedent.

Unfortunately, Rosie O'Donnell was not available, so

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Norman D Landings29 Apr 2012 1:31 p.m. PST

…the payload selected for the one-way trip to Mars was a time capsule made by the pupils of Fulton County Middle School.
The MSL probe also carries a Mars rover – "Curiosity" – which, it is hoped, could provide information about <click>

flooglestreet29 Apr 2012 6:32 p.m. PST

the lost continent of Atlantis which is being
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Etranger29 Apr 2012 7:20 p.m. PST

subject to severe drought restrictions in view of the unprecedented water shortage ….

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flooglestreet29 Apr 2012 8:19 p.m. PST

among people with aggravated body odor problems in this torrid heat wave. This is why licensed acupuncture practitioners and certified chiropractors
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