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…one brief, magic moment, I believed that I was flying."
"Wow. And I suppose that was the acid kicking in?"
"No, man… turns out Keith Moon pushed me out the window. I fell forty feet and landed in the terrace restaraunt. Came round with me face in Frank Zappa's <click>

"….Cleft Point. This obscure headland was formally named following the 1950 survey by …"

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the light of a flaming cockroach – no, just a plain
flaming roach, in fact

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…which I thoroughly enjoyed, and I'd recommend that you give it a try."
"You're kidding, right? Rob Schneider and Adam Sandler as feuding internal organs in Robin William's torso, vying for the affections of a newly transplanted liver played by Whoopi Goldberg? I've never heard such a <click>

loud screeching of brakes and scream of tortured tires
on the pavement, all of that prelude to

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-catta and fugue in D minor is one of his most famous pieces. Normally played upon a ….

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gonkulator, Hogan vants me to findt a …
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…rational explanation for his alleged 'alien abduction'.
"Well, the authorities are entitled to their opinion… but my anus didn't probe itself."
A spokesman for Fulton County Sheriff's office said there was nothing about Mr. Winslow's condition that could not be explained by <click>

mixing purple aardvark sauce with

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the pure of heart, who says his prayers by night. May become a
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long line of dissident scientists.

'Ridiculous!', exclaimed Farquahar, from his padded cell
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..a nightclub frequented by the transgendered community.
Reverend Peabody has publicly apologised for his actions, and stated that he believed 'Miss Trixie' to be female throughout the encounter.
A spokesman for Fulton County Sheriff's office said: "Regardless of gender, this was still a blatant act of public <click>

intoxication. Calls to the Senator's office had not been
returned as we went on the air, and the details of the
affair, including what became of the sheep and the
Halloween masks, remain unclear, but

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… everyone agreed it was the best party ever.
Pooh and Piglet went back to Pooh's little house, under the name of Saunders, in the Hundred Acre Wood. Owl fluttered home to Trespassers W., and Eeyore slowly ambled off to the House at Pooh Corner. Christopher Robin got <click>

arrested on a charge of mopery, with intent to gawk.
Mopery being a misdemeanor, the justice of the peace
was going to release him on his own recognizance,
but an additional charge of

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$28.35 USD was debited from your account for the carton of Ornery Possum chewing tobacco and
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hurled it straight at the umpire, who ducked and

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goosed the statue instead of the judge," reported the Sarsparilla Bend Chronical Legal Notes section.

The perpetrator was then charged with…
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stealing second base. Next up is …

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…a phrase you don't want to hear in prison, believe me."
"And, during this time, were you aware, I mean, were you kept informed of the US State Department's attempts to have you released?"
"Well, we were told that Hilary Clinton was <click>

up all night in the farmyard tending to a sick chicken
while

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beating his head against the walls of his padded cell.

"My kingdom for a second course!"

"Withdraw, my dish; I'll help you to another course"

"Alack, my dish, that sauce is none of yours…(click)

elf so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be
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…it's a mix of unrefined oil, silt from the sea-bottom, and chemical products used in the drilling process. And yes, inevitably there will be some environmental damage, but seriously… we're only talking about some fish, and I mean real ugly bottom-dwellers, not like 'Finding Nemo' or anything, okay? So Greenpeace can just blow <click>

- an' pure stuff too, m'man. Five keys 'n she's all
your's for

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"….the duration of your mortal life. In exchange, I possess your immortal soul, unless of course ….."

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is 030 magnetic, Pilot'

'030, aye'

'Sir, that course leads to

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…deep inside the colon. And there are very significant health risks associated with this kind of practice…repeated or particularly vigorous activity can cause <click>

a tear in the fabric of time and space which will destroy every living thing in a matter of…(click)

course its a crime scene, Inspector, I know that but -'

'No "buts", Evans. The victim was sexually assaulted,
and that portion of her anatomy *is* the crime scene.
Evidence *must* be collected, now get to it

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ain't misbehavin', savin my love for
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…the tailpipe of that race-winning 1970 Plymouth Superbird. Man, that noise takes me back. 'Course, they changed the regulations for the '71 series, and that was the end for the big 7-liter muscle cars. Now, to me, the 5.8 liter engine just doesn't have the same <click>

flavour as Mrs Emily Chuffington-Smythe's home made beetroot scones. In other competitions …

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for various political offices, the usual gang of thieves,
wastrels, scoundrels and

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…the cast of "Glee".
The youthful stars of the hit tv-musical show were allegedly violent, abusive and apparently under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.
A spokesman for Fulton County Sheriff's Office said that the clean-cut role-models had barricaded themselves inside their tour bus with a beer-cooler full of psychoactive desert toads, and claimed they were recieving psychic commands from <click>

the Earth to the Moon_, Verne's classic novel of

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Mayan skull trepanning, which leads to questions about earth civilization and visitors from
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geologist William Dyer, a professor at Miskatonic University. He writes to disclose hitherto unknown and closely kept secrets in the hope that he can deter a planned and much publicized scientific expedition to Antarctica.

On a previous expedition there, a party of scholars from Miskatonic University, led by Dyer, discovered fantastic and horrific ruins and a dangerous secret beyond a range of mountains higher than the Himalayas. The group that discovered and crossed the mountains found the remains of 14 ancient life forms; completely unknown to science and unidentifiable as either plants or animals. Six of the specimens are badly damaged and the others uncannily pristine. Their highly-evolved features are problematic: their stratum location puts them at a point on the geologic time scale much too early for such features to have naturally evolved yet.

When the main expedition loses contact with this party, Dyer and the rest of his colleagues travel to their camp to investigate. The camp is devastated and both the men and the dogs slaughtered, while Gedney (another member of the sub-expedition) and a dog are missing. Near the camp they find six star-shaped snow mounds, and one specimen buried under each. They discover that the better preserved life forms have vanished, and that some form of dissection experiment has been done on a deliberately unnamed man and a dog. Dyer elects to close off the area from which they took their samples.

Dyer and a graduate student named Danforth fly an airplane over the mountains, which they soon realize are the outer wall of a huge, abandoned stone city of cubes and cones, utterly alien compared with any human architecture. Because of their resemblance to creatures of myth mentioned in the Necronomicon, the builders of this lost civilization are dubbed the "Elder Things". By exploring these fantastic structures…(click)

conceived, designed and erected by architects enraptured
by the ideas of

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… the world's biggest Melton Mowbray pork pie. Unfortunately, the pastry leviathan's arrival at the 'Record Breakers' studio coincided with a guest appearance by the World Competitive Eating Championship finalists.
"Puddin' Face" Joe Carelli said: "What did they expect? They wheeled that thing in here, me an' the guys put two an' two together, and we just went <click>

to Harvard and studied
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insult – that is to say, a deliberate slur – an offense
purposeful in the extreme – a comment without meaning
other than to cause

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paroxysmal convulsions of unusual and violent character …

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s rolled up with the standard method of 4D6, drop the lowest, and place where you desire…(click)

…relief from personal itching. The centuries-old Wang Chung formula, made using only the most endangered species, works in harmony with your body's natural chi energy to align your dan t'ien points, add inches to your height and bring about the downfall of decadent Western capitalism.
Crack down on bacteria as though they were pro-democracy protesters!
(warning: consult your local party chairman before use – may cause unexpected <click>

surprise – admittedly, the black leather, the whip and
spiked collar were all expected, however the broken
glass glued to the gloves – well, *that* was

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… the movie that ended Sondra Locke's career. The bottom line is that nobody was interested in watching her do her thing when she was doing it without <click>

mayonnaise – Disgusting ! Egg salad without mayonnaise-
the very idea ! It's as if

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"… you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise….."

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…you're a typical Libra.
This week should be a good one for you, but I'd put romance on the back-burner… strong lunar influence on your nascent cusp means that affairs of the heart may not run smoothly! If you've been putting off making an important decision, then this week would be a perfect time, with strong, decisive Mars in the ascendant, and Uranus <click>