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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Mar 2012 5:39 a.m. PST

me on the telephone, tell me that you're all alone

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Norman D Landings24 Mar 2012 9:44 a.m. PST

and rubbing the swollen area briskly. Ice packs can also help, but if it hasn't improved in twenty-four hours, you should see your family practitioner."
"Good advice as ever, Dr. Dave. Next we go to a caller in Fulton County who's been troubled by a persistent <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP24 Mar 2012 11:28 a.m. PST

honking of the resident pea fowl as intruders transgress
on their territory

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flooglestreet24 Mar 2012 2:30 p.m. PST

in Margaritaville, searching for my long lost vigor and …
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Norman D Landings24 Mar 2012 5:05 p.m. PST

…hardcore watersports action!
Surf, ski, and dive into Lake Hockaloogie this holiday weekend! Get Wet! Get Wild! And get <click>

14Bore24 Mar 2012 5:22 p.m. PST

what's behind the curtain. Or will it be the box? (Crowd screaming THE CURTAIN! THE CURTAIN!) I'll take what's behind the curtain Bob. (Bob) Then let's see what's in the box! (Announcer) A BRAND NEW CAR! Yes it's the 2012 Lamborghini Aventador, A three hundred fifty thousand dollar dream. (Crowd) Aaaawwwwwww. (Bob) Well then let's look behind the curtain to see what you have won, it looks like it's a (click)

flooglestreet24 Mar 2012 7:22 p.m. PST

sentient cabbage and other oddities were staples in '50s monster movies due to public interest in…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Mar 2012 3:23 a.m. PST

the mud, stuck, with the outflow slowly oozing

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Etranger25 Mar 2012 3:34 a.m. PST

out of the skin tight costume, revealing the outline of a …

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Norman D Landings25 Mar 2012 4:14 a.m. PST

… twelve-inch pianist. And you know, for years, I never got that joke. As I recall it was George Burns who finally explained <click>

Etranger25 Mar 2012 4:58 a.m. PST

….. quantum theory to a broader audience. His series, ….

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Norman D Landings25 Mar 2012 5:56 a.m. PST

…of brutal pitchfork slayings across rural Appalachia earned him the grisly nickname of <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Mar 2012 8:40 a.m. PST

Auntie Maim, since she generally wreaked havoc on those
around her when wielding kitchen implements

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flooglestreet25 Mar 2012 9:35 a.m. PST

normally used for auto repair can also double as
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14Bore25 Mar 2012 10:01 a.m. PST

as a support for a damaged picnic table or to hold up a grill whose life expectancy is long past. (sound effect) WWAAAAAaaaaaaWWWAaaaaaa waaaaaaa. (crowd) Uuuggggggggggg. (Bob) looks like you should have picked the box. Better luck in the final (click)

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Mar 2012 10:43 a.m. PST

[whispering] moments of this thrilling match…he's
lined-up the putt…here's his backswing….

[very loud] AAAHHHHHOOOOGGGGGAAAAAHHHH!

He's missed it, a good 40 feet beyond the cup ! Jim,
did the marshals catch sight of that gallery member
with the air horn

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Norman D Landings25 Mar 2012 1:01 p.m. PST

…who provided the theme music for Zeferelli's 1968 screen adaptation of "Romeo and Juliet".
The tender, haunting score was a commercial success, and cover versions were released by Jonny Mathis, Andy Williams, and <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP25 Mar 2012 2:44 p.m. PST

it was an absolutely amazing sight, Tony, the car
literally disintegrated when it hit the

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Etranger25 Mar 2012 6:17 p.m. PST

…. score for the movie Doctor Zhivago. Praise was lavished in particular on the piece known as ….

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flooglestreet25 Mar 2012 6:26 p.m. PST

ornery possums don't hold still so you gotta whup 'em along side of the …
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28mmMan25 Mar 2012 7:00 p.m. PST

ship…ripping a huge hole and letting in thousands of gallons of ice, water, and…(click)

Etranger25 Mar 2012 10:27 p.m. PST

Magnus Pyke, a British scientist and media figure, who, although apparently quite eccentric and playing up to the mad scientist stereotype, succeeded in explaining science to a lay audience. He was known for his enthusiastic way of waving his …

<click>.

flooglestreet25 Mar 2012 11:19 p.m. PST

nose to the wind, the P-38s hurtled over the New Guinea rain forest in search of
<click>

Etranger25 Mar 2012 11:40 p.m. PST

the fighting 51st….

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Norman D Landings25 Mar 2012 11:48 p.m. PST

…the midtown I-95 off-ramp. Drivers are advised to use alternative exits and to expect long delays. Elsewhere in the midtown area, traffic on West Marietta Street is at a standstill after a semi overturned, spilling 97,000 pounds of <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Mar 2012 5:46 a.m. PST

a good hollandaise sauce, drizzled over crisply
cooked asparagus and

<click>

28mmMan26 Mar 2012 7:57 a.m. PST

one of us was…impregnated…whatever you call it, and then frozen for the trip home. Nobody would know about the embryos we were carrying…me and Newt.

Hicks: Wait a minute, now…we'd all know.

Ripley: Yes. The only way he could do it is if he sabotaged certain freezers on the way home…namely, yours. Then he could jettison the bodies and make up any story he liked.

Hudson: Firetruck. He's dead. You're dog-meat, pal!

Burke: This is so nuts. I mean, listen – listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How – It's really sad. It's pathetic.

Ripley: You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them firetrucking each other over for a fraking percentage.

Hicks: All right, we waste him. No offense.

Ripley: No. He's gotta go…(click)

Norman D Landings26 Mar 2012 9:08 a.m. PST

…and write it all up as the worst restaurant review ever."
"No kidding! I don't think we've ever awarded no stars before, Carol. I mean, even the Hungry Hungary Goulash Shack earned one star, and you came away from there with <click>

flooglestreet26 Mar 2012 12:11 p.m. PST

23 pounds of spicey kielbasa, the kind of sausage that Granma Bousha, the Polish…
<click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP26 Mar 2012 12:26 p.m. PST

the silver, Madam, and when finished, the marketing

<click>

Etranger26 Mar 2012 6:03 p.m. PST

division was involved in heavy fighting with insurgent troops in the region of ….

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flooglestreet26 Mar 2012 6:16 p.m. PST

the sacroiliac. Chiropractors suggest that you…
<click>

Etranger26 Mar 2012 7:35 p.m. PST

walk nine times widdershins around a fairy ring of toadstools and you will come under the power of the …..

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28mmMan26 Mar 2012 9:53 p.m. PST

dark side Luke…together we will defeat the Emperor and bring a new age of…(click)

Norman D Landings27 Mar 2012 3:27 a.m. PST

Aquaaar-i-UUUUUS!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden, living dreams of <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Mar 2012 3:34 a.m. PST

celebration ! Uncork the champagne ! Fatted calf to
the spit ! Music

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flooglestreet27 Mar 2012 7:50 p.m. PST

is often confused with ostrich racing and for no good reason. Ostriches have a stride which
<click>

Etranger27 Mar 2012 8:03 p.m. PST

can tear a man apart, in a most terrible way. Afterwards…..

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Norman D Landings28 Mar 2012 2:47 a.m. PST

…I like to relax with romantic strolls by the shore."
"So if you think Marlene from Riceboro sounds like the special lady you're looking for, call in now. Next up we have Shanice, from Metro Atlanta, who's looking for <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 Mar 2012 3:24 a.m. PST

or five of you will have to give up your seats and move

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Thieses28 Mar 2012 7:07 a.m. PST

….the demon cyborgs from the future? Some one has to stop them! Might as well..

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Norman D Landings28 Mar 2012 12:18 p.m. PST

…grant them an NBA franchise and watch the revenue roll in."
"Well that's a businessman's opinion, Tom. But you ask any pro athlete and he'll tell you it's not about the money. It's all about <click>

flooglestreet28 Mar 2012 12:58 p.m. PST

atheletes foot preparations that don't work as advertised? Then you should try
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Etranger28 Mar 2012 6:14 p.m. PST

"….harder Dammit! Its not rocket surgery, is it? You simply connect the capacitator to the acctuator and then the ….."

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Norman D Landings29 Mar 2012 2:27 a.m. PST

…patented hydraulic action will work your buns like nothing you've ever experienced! Gator-flex brings all the cardiovascular benefits of alligator wrestling right into your living room! Three-time Okefenokee Golden Gator winner 'Stumpy' McGee says: "Danged f'it doan feel jes' like a real <click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Mar 2012 3:47 a.m. PST

piece of pie, rather than that plastic display piece
on the counter over there

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Norman D Landings29 Mar 2012 7:16 a.m. PST

…be 'anging rahnd the front door, gettin' the neighbours talkin', guv'nor. We'll nip rahnd the back and slip it in the tradesman's entrance like an urchin ap a chimbley, gawd bless 'yer."
"Why, that should serve most splendidly, what? And you shall have a shiny silver shilling for your trouble! But our night's work is not done, lawks a'mercy! We must hither to Miss Hill's vaulting-house and procure her most bob-tailed mopsie, to impersonate <click>

flooglestreet29 Mar 2012 10:27 a.m. PST

Godzilla, King of the Monsters and his arch foe Reporupleschnertz the Giant Gasosaurus that time
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Mar 2012 1:42 p.m. PST

's a-wastin' ! Grab up y' shootin' ahrn 'n git on daown
th' lane – the Hatfields 'r comin'

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flooglestreet29 Mar 2012 2:30 p.m. PST

up roses for me and for
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