Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 24 Mar 2012 5:39 a.m. PST |
me on the telephone, tell me that you're all alone <click> |
Norman D Landings | 24 Mar 2012 9:44 a.m. PST |
and rubbing the swollen area briskly. Ice packs can also help, but if it hasn't improved in twenty-four hours, you should see your family practitioner." "Good advice as ever, Dr. Dave. Next we go to a caller in Fulton County who's been troubled by a persistent <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 24 Mar 2012 11:28 a.m. PST |
honking of the resident pea fowl as intruders transgress on their territory <click> |
flooglestreet | 24 Mar 2012 2:30 p.m. PST |
in Margaritaville, searching for my long lost vigor and
<click> |
Norman D Landings | 24 Mar 2012 5:05 p.m. PST |
hardcore watersports action! Surf, ski, and dive into Lake Hockaloogie this holiday weekend! Get Wet! Get Wild! And get <click> |
14Bore | 24 Mar 2012 5:22 p.m. PST |
what's behind the curtain. Or will it be the box? (Crowd screaming THE CURTAIN! THE CURTAIN!) I'll take what's behind the curtain Bob. (Bob) Then let's see what's in the box! (Announcer) A BRAND NEW CAR! Yes it's the 2012 Lamborghini Aventador, A three hundred fifty thousand dollar dream. (Crowd) Aaaawwwwwww. (Bob) Well then let's look behind the curtain to see what you have won, it looks like it's a (click) |
flooglestreet | 24 Mar 2012 7:22 p.m. PST |
sentient cabbage and other oddities were staples in '50s monster movies due to public interest in
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 25 Mar 2012 3:23 a.m. PST |
the mud, stuck, with the outflow slowly oozing <click> |
Etranger | 25 Mar 2012 3:34 a.m. PST |
out of the skin tight costume, revealing the outline of a
<click> |
Norman D Landings | 25 Mar 2012 4:14 a.m. PST |
twelve-inch pianist. And you know, for years, I never got that joke. As I recall it was George Burns who finally explained <click> |
Etranger | 25 Mar 2012 4:58 a.m. PST |
.. quantum theory to a broader audience. His series,
. <click> |
Norman D Landings | 25 Mar 2012 5:56 a.m. PST |
of brutal pitchfork slayings across rural Appalachia earned him the grisly nickname of <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 25 Mar 2012 8:40 a.m. PST |
Auntie Maim, since she generally wreaked havoc on those around her when wielding kitchen implements <click> |
flooglestreet | 25 Mar 2012 9:35 a.m. PST |
normally used for auto repair can also double as <click> |
14Bore | 25 Mar 2012 10:01 a.m. PST |
as a support for a damaged picnic table or to hold up a grill whose life expectancy is long past. (sound effect) WWAAAAAaaaaaaWWWAaaaaaa waaaaaaa. (crowd) Uuuggggggggggg. (Bob) looks like you should have picked the box. Better luck in the final (click) |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 25 Mar 2012 10:43 a.m. PST |
[whispering] moments of this thrilling match
he's lined-up the putt
here's his backswing
. [very loud] AAAHHHHHOOOOGGGGGAAAAAHHHH! He's missed it, a good 40 feet beyond the cup ! Jim, did the marshals catch sight of that gallery member with the air horn <click> |
Norman D Landings | 25 Mar 2012 1:01 p.m. PST |
who provided the theme music for Zeferelli's 1968 screen adaptation of "Romeo and Juliet". The tender, haunting score was a commercial success, and cover versions were released by Jonny Mathis, Andy Williams, and <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 25 Mar 2012 2:44 p.m. PST |
it was an absolutely amazing sight, Tony, the car literally disintegrated when it hit the <click> |
Etranger | 25 Mar 2012 6:17 p.m. PST |
. score for the movie Doctor Zhivago. Praise was lavished in particular on the piece known as
. <click> |
flooglestreet | 25 Mar 2012 6:26 p.m. PST |
ornery possums don't hold still so you gotta whup 'em along side of the
<click> . |
28mmMan | 25 Mar 2012 7:00 p.m. PST |
ship
ripping a huge hole and letting in thousands of gallons of ice, water, and
(click) |
Etranger | 25 Mar 2012 10:27 p.m. PST |
Magnus Pyke, a British scientist and media figure, who, although apparently quite eccentric and playing up to the mad scientist stereotype, succeeded in explaining science to a lay audience. He was known for his enthusiastic way of waving his
<click>. |
flooglestreet | 25 Mar 2012 11:19 p.m. PST |
nose to the wind, the P-38s hurtled over the New Guinea rain forest in search of <click> |
Etranger | 25 Mar 2012 11:40 p.m. PST |
the fighting 51st
. <click> |
Norman D Landings | 25 Mar 2012 11:48 p.m. PST |
the midtown I-95 off-ramp. Drivers are advised to use alternative exits and to expect long delays. Elsewhere in the midtown area, traffic on West Marietta Street is at a standstill after a semi overturned, spilling 97,000 pounds of <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 26 Mar 2012 5:46 a.m. PST |
a good hollandaise sauce, drizzled over crisply cooked asparagus and <click> |
28mmMan | 26 Mar 2012 7:57 a.m. PST |
one of us was
impregnated
whatever you call it, and then frozen for the trip home. Nobody would know about the embryos we were carrying
me and Newt. Hicks: Wait a minute, now
we'd all know. Ripley: Yes. The only way he could do it is if he sabotaged certain freezers on the way home
namely, yours. Then he could jettison the bodies and make up any story he liked. Hudson: Firetruck. He's dead. You're dog-meat, pal! Burke: This is so nuts. I mean, listen – listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How – It's really sad. It's pathetic. Ripley: You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them firetrucking each other over for a fraking percentage. Hicks: All right, we waste him. No offense. Ripley: No. He's gotta go
(click) |
Norman D Landings | 26 Mar 2012 9:08 a.m. PST |
and write it all up as the worst restaurant review ever." "No kidding! I don't think we've ever awarded no stars before, Carol. I mean, even the Hungry Hungary Goulash Shack earned one star, and you came away from there with <click> |
flooglestreet | 26 Mar 2012 12:11 p.m. PST |
23 pounds of spicey kielbasa, the kind of sausage that Granma Bousha, the Polish
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 26 Mar 2012 12:26 p.m. PST |
the silver, Madam, and when finished, the marketing <click> |
Etranger | 26 Mar 2012 6:03 p.m. PST |
division was involved in heavy fighting with insurgent troops in the region of
. <click> |
flooglestreet | 26 Mar 2012 6:16 p.m. PST |
the sacroiliac. Chiropractors suggest that you
<click> |
Etranger | 26 Mar 2012 7:35 p.m. PST |
walk nine times widdershins around a fairy ring of toadstools and you will come under the power of the
.. <click> |
28mmMan | 26 Mar 2012 9:53 p.m. PST |
dark side Luke
together we will defeat the Emperor and bring a new age of
(click) |
Norman D Landings | 27 Mar 2012 3:27 a.m. PST |
Aquaaar-i-UUUUUS! Harmony and understanding Sympathy and trust abounding No more falsehoods or derisions Golden, living dreams of <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 27 Mar 2012 3:34 a.m. PST |
celebration ! Uncork the champagne ! Fatted calf to the spit ! Music <click> |
flooglestreet | 27 Mar 2012 7:50 p.m. PST |
is often confused with ostrich racing and for no good reason. Ostriches have a stride which <click> |
Etranger | 27 Mar 2012 8:03 p.m. PST |
can tear a man apart, in a most terrible way. Afterwards
.. <click> |
Norman D Landings | 28 Mar 2012 2:47 a.m. PST |
I like to relax with romantic strolls by the shore." "So if you think Marlene from Riceboro sounds like the special lady you're looking for, call in now. Next up we have Shanice, from Metro Atlanta, who's looking for <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 28 Mar 2012 3:24 a.m. PST |
or five of you will have to give up your seats and move <click> |
Thieses | 28 Mar 2012 7:07 a.m. PST |
.the demon cyborgs from the future? Some one has to stop them! Might as well.. <click> |
Norman D Landings | 28 Mar 2012 12:18 p.m. PST |
grant them an NBA franchise and watch the revenue roll in." "Well that's a businessman's opinion, Tom. But you ask any pro athlete and he'll tell you it's not about the money. It's all about <click> |
flooglestreet | 28 Mar 2012 12:58 p.m. PST |
atheletes foot preparations that don't work as advertised? Then you should try click |
Etranger | 28 Mar 2012 6:14 p.m. PST |
"
.harder Dammit! Its not rocket surgery, is it? You simply connect the capacitator to the acctuator and then the
.." <click> |
Norman D Landings | 29 Mar 2012 2:27 a.m. PST |
patented hydraulic action will work your buns like nothing you've ever experienced! Gator-flex brings all the cardiovascular benefits of alligator wrestling right into your living room! Three-time Okefenokee Golden Gator winner 'Stumpy' McGee says: "Danged f'it doan feel jes' like a real <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 29 Mar 2012 3:47 a.m. PST |
piece of pie, rather than that plastic display piece on the counter over there <click> |
Norman D Landings | 29 Mar 2012 7:16 a.m. PST |
be 'anging rahnd the front door, gettin' the neighbours talkin', guv'nor. We'll nip rahnd the back and slip it in the tradesman's entrance like an urchin ap a chimbley, gawd bless 'yer." "Why, that should serve most splendidly, what? And you shall have a shiny silver shilling for your trouble! But our night's work is not done, lawks a'mercy! We must hither to Miss Hill's vaulting-house and procure her most bob-tailed mopsie, to impersonate <click> |
flooglestreet | 29 Mar 2012 10:27 a.m. PST |
Godzilla, King of the Monsters and his arch foe Reporupleschnertz the Giant Gasosaurus that time click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 29 Mar 2012 1:42 p.m. PST |
's a-wastin' ! Grab up y' shootin' ahrn 'n git on daown th' lane – the Hatfields 'r comin' <click> |
flooglestreet | 29 Mar 2012 2:30 p.m. PST |
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