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Etranger25 Feb 2012 8:32 p.m. PST

factor is the presence of a critical mass reaction that could become unstable at any …..

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capncarp26 Feb 2012 7:31 a.m. PST

ol' way you lahk it, hunneh. Lil' ol' Jolene's gonna make yew feel jes'…
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28mmMan26 Feb 2012 11:34 a.m. PST

Monsieur, a serious…a grave violation of the public trust has been committed. An inferior has shown a complete lack of respect for the law. He must be exposed and punished.

Jean Valjean: Who is the offender?

Javert: I am. I slandered you Monsieur le maire, I'm here to ask that you demand my…(click)

28mmMan26 Feb 2012 11:17 p.m. PST

-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.

Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more.

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying…(click)

Etranger27 Feb 2012 4:23 a.m. PST

Nothing! The treasure chest was almost completely empty, except for one small item. Nestled in the bottom corner was a ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Feb 2012 4:43 a.m. PST

trebuchet, the counterweight tied-down and the sling

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capncarp27 Feb 2012 7:33 a.m. PST

blade, uh-huh. Ah uses it tuh cut the grass by hand, uh-huh.
C'n I've s'more o' them biscuits 'n mustard….
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Feb 2012 7:57 a.m. PST

greens will do, but Kale is better. For each 6 ounces of
Kale (it cooks down, just like spinach) add a tablespoon
of Olive Oil to the pot

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28mmMan27 Feb 2012 1:24 p.m. PST

ter, an orphan who discovers at the age of eleven that he is a wizard, living within the ordinary world of non-magical, or Muggle, people.

His ability is inborn and such children are invited to attend a school that teaches the necessary skills to succeed in the wizarding world.

Harry becomes a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and it is in here where most of the novels' events take place.

As Harry develops through his adolescence, he learns to overcome the problems that face him: magical, social and emotional, including ordinary teenage challenges such as friendships and exams, and the greater test of preparing himself for the confrontation…(click)

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP27 Feb 2012 1:54 p.m. PST

a strategy game published in the 1960's which

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FalloutLeader28 Feb 2012 10:19 a.m. PST

"You know three weeks ago i couldnt have excepted that invitation like so many people these days we live in the suburbs and Dave needs the car everyday for business.When he was gone i was practically a prisoner in my own home,i couldnt get out to see my friends couldnt take part in PTA activitys,why i couldnt even shop when i wanted too i had to wait till Thursday night when Dave brought the car home,but thats all changed now.Three weeks ago we bought another Ford the new low price custom line Victoria,isnt it stunning Dave has it all to himself and i have the Ranch Wagon all to myself its a whole new way of life.Now im free to go anywhere do anything se anyone i want too its only good common sense why be stuck with one expensive car when you can enjoy"
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP28 Feb 2012 10:21 a.m. PST

a cool refreshing soft-drink right from our counter
soda dispenser ! Wet, cold and dee-lishus only begin
to describe

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capncarp28 Feb 2012 7:17 p.m. PST

All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside
You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Mold you into someone who could
Cherish me as much as I cherish you

Oh I'm beginning to think that man has never found
The words that could make you want me
That have the right amount of letters, just the right sound
That could make you hear, make you see
That you are drivin' me out…
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Etranger28 Feb 2012 8:26 p.m. PST

…. that damned forsaken hellhole. Looking back over his shoulder, Muldoon could still see the shuddering horde filling the ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Feb 2012 4:57 a.m. PST

piecrust with the cooked cherry filling. Use the cut
strips of dough made earlier to create the lattice

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Etranger29 Feb 2012 11:03 p.m. PST

dead end street. "Brainzzzzzzzz" they chanted, "we want Br……."

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Mar 2012 5:11 a.m. PST

istol-Bulldog, by now an obsolete fighter, but still
armed with machine guns and capable of ground-strafing.'

'Then, Air Marshal, you believe that we should be quite
capable

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28mmMan01 Mar 2012 6:12 a.m. PST

of anything.

When someone strikes at the one's he loves, he will take any steps necessary. He's looking for answers, for the truth. He will stand by his convictions.

The Sam Fisher you know is dead. The man who played by the rules, listened to the voice in his ear – he's gone. So watch your back, I can't stop him – no one…(click)

Karellian Knight01 Mar 2012 6:28 a.m. PST

left alive. They're coming!! Run, now! May your…<click>

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Mar 2012 3:38 p.m. PST

hands are full, so put the main ingredient in the pot,
then add the primary liquid.

Chop the celery, the carrots, the potatoes and the
cabbage

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14Bore01 Mar 2012 4:16 p.m. PST

Patch Dolls, easy to pick up on Ebay by the way, and dress them St Patricks Day costumes to try and win our prize of a years supply of beer. Down at MacLiverys Pub were every day is (click)

Etranger01 Mar 2012 6:06 p.m. PST

… just like every other day. Dull, boring and repetitive. Is it any wonder that the turnover rate is ….

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP01 Mar 2012 7:26 p.m. PST

this YOUR lucky day ?!?! Call our toll-free number,
800-555-1212 and solve the simple quadratic equation
you'll be given for a chance to win

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flooglestreet01 Mar 2012 7:55 p.m. PST

a litter uh lizards Grampa, I coulda swore
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP02 Mar 2012 6:50 a.m. PST

-game, Evans, where the john is lured into a compromising
situation and is then confronted by the pimp acting as
the outraged husband.'

'So, uh, Inspector, there is no real badger involved

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capncarp02 Mar 2012 3:32 p.m. PST

in hijinks such as that!" Principal Nuddnik fumed at the motley assembly of mental cripples and criminals-in-apprenticeship.
"I wouldn't care if the entire lot of you were swallowed…"

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Etranger02 Mar 2012 11:48 p.m. PST

by a whale. Moby Dick is …

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capncarp03 Mar 2012 9:00 a.m. PST

standing next to Jane.
See Dick stand.
Stand. Stand. Stand.
See Jane look at Dick.
Look, look, look.
Look, Jane, Look!
Look at Dick!
See Dick touch …
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Mar 2012 9:42 a.m. PST

and go for a bit, Sir, but once the armor came on,
Jerry'd had enough and left !'

'You do mean *our* armor, Frobisher, or perhaps some
worthwhile

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28mmMan03 Mar 2012 11:50 a.m. PST

fact that things are not always what they seem.

For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth.

They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means.

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for…(click)

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP03 Mar 2012 12:11 p.m. PST

Heaven's sake, Evans, watch where you put your feet !
This is, after all, a crime scene and you may be
destroying evidence !'

'Sorry, Inspector, but I didn't see the 'crime scene'
tape

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Etranger03 Mar 2012 11:54 p.m. PST

-d haphazedly to the doorframe was the number '49'.
"What a welcome ….."

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Tekawiz04 Mar 2012 3:11 a.m. PST

….. I got." I was attacked by a brown miniature Dachshund, just as I was about to …. (click)

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 Mar 2012 7:12 a.m. PST

sleep, but it's tough to do here'

'But the rent's cheap !'

'Yeah, but the noise

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Pyrate Captain04 Mar 2012 7:35 a.m. PST

of my breaks screeching as I try to bring my Packard to stop before hitting that tall hairy hominid on this lonely road in northwest Washington state.

>click< and now for the weather in Tacoma,…….

Etranger04 Mar 2012 7:44 p.m. PST

"…. 2401 degrees and still rising! Yes it's a scortcher…."

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 Mar 2012 8:37 p.m. PST

if not quite rising to the level of a flame-thrower.
The heat generated by the exothermic reaction

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28mmMan09 Mar 2012 2:03 p.m. PST

to the kiwi fruit was dramatic!

Anaphylactic shock kicked in almost immediately with a shortness of breath and swelling of the…(click)

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP10 Mar 2012 5:36 a.m. PST

time has come to discuss the bond issue – or rather the
issuing of bonds – or perhaps, the bondage and servitude
under which the taxpayer will labor if

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capncarp10 Mar 2012 11:25 a.m. PST

delivery is not induced within 24 hours, the mother will most likely have to endure protracted….
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flooglestreet10 Mar 2012 1:46 p.m. PST

recordings by Lady Gaga who recently exclaimed…
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Etranger10 Mar 2012 5:51 p.m. PST

"….but an hour more to live. The things I would tell you, the wonders I'd describe. Alas, my ….."

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flooglestreet10 Mar 2012 5:56 p.m. PST

horse was out of the money at Pimlico, so he'll be running as a maiden at…
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Mar 2012 3:55 a.m. PST

any rate, the equivalent set of decent gym weights would
probably be too costly to use merely to

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capncarp11 Mar 2012 7:07 a.m. PST

-THREE-FOUR!
<guitar riffs>
Well, she was just seventeen,
You know what I mean,
And the way she looked was way beyond compare.
So how could I dance with another, (Ooh)
And I saw her standing there.

Well she looked at me, and I, I could see,
That before too long I'd fall in love with her.
She wouldn't dance with another, (Ooh)
And I saw her standing there.

Well, my heart went "boom",
When I crossed that room,
And I held her hand in mine…

Whoa, we danced through…CLICK

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Mar 2012 4:19 p.m. PST

the Looking Glass_, one of Carroll's best exercises in
logic, though most

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Etranger11 Mar 2012 6:03 p.m. PST

"…of us would too, wouldn't we? It's so easy to judge when you're a ….."

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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP11 Mar 2012 6:38 p.m. PST

bit of an eccentric, Inspector.'

'Just because the man wears a speedo and dives into
snowdrifts is no reason to cast aspersions, Evans.
He may be batty as

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flooglestreet12 Mar 2012 9:52 a.m. PST

< more guitar riffs>
When he went to outer space
She was the princess of the place
And the way she looked
was way beyond compare

"I won't do the time warp with another
then my Dejah Thoris fair"

Oh his heart went boom
when he left Barsoom
with his infants egg unbroken
EEEEEEEEEE
Now he stares into the night
when the crimson planet's bright
and to himself
this wistfull vow is spoken
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Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP12 Mar 2012 12:50 p.m. PST

for, as is the last of the cherry cobbler – there is some
rice pudding left, but

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