Etranger | 25 Feb 2012 8:32 p.m. PST |
factor is the presence of a critical mass reaction that could become unstable at any
.. <click> |
capncarp | 26 Feb 2012 7:31 a.m. PST |
ol' way you lahk it, hunneh. Lil' ol' Jolene's gonna make yew feel jes'
click |
28mmMan | 26 Feb 2012 11:34 a.m. PST |
Monsieur, a serious
a grave violation of the public trust has been committed. An inferior has shown a complete lack of respect for the law. He must be exposed and punished. Jean Valjean: Who is the offender? Javert: I am. I slandered you Monsieur le maire, I'm here to ask that you demand my
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28mmMan | 26 Feb 2012 11:17 p.m. PST |
-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying
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Etranger | 27 Feb 2012 4:23 a.m. PST |
Nothing! The treasure chest was almost completely empty, except for one small item. Nestled in the bottom corner was a
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 27 Feb 2012 4:43 a.m. PST |
trebuchet, the counterweight tied-down and the sling <click> |
capncarp | 27 Feb 2012 7:33 a.m. PST |
blade, uh-huh. Ah uses it tuh cut the grass by hand, uh-huh. C'n I've s'more o' them biscuits 'n mustard
. click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 27 Feb 2012 7:57 a.m. PST |
greens will do, but Kale is better. For each 6 ounces of Kale (it cooks down, just like spinach) add a tablespoon of Olive Oil to the pot <click> |
28mmMan | 27 Feb 2012 1:24 p.m. PST |
ter, an orphan who discovers at the age of eleven that he is a wizard, living within the ordinary world of non-magical, or Muggle, people. His ability is inborn and such children are invited to attend a school that teaches the necessary skills to succeed in the wizarding world. Harry becomes a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and it is in here where most of the novels' events take place. As Harry develops through his adolescence, he learns to overcome the problems that face him: magical, social and emotional, including ordinary teenage challenges such as friendships and exams, and the greater test of preparing himself for the confrontation
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 27 Feb 2012 1:54 p.m. PST |
a strategy game published in the 1960's which <click> |
FalloutLeader | 28 Feb 2012 10:19 a.m. PST |
"You know three weeks ago i couldnt have excepted that invitation like so many people these days we live in the suburbs and Dave needs the car everyday for business.When he was gone i was practically a prisoner in my own home,i couldnt get out to see my friends couldnt take part in PTA activitys,why i couldnt even shop when i wanted too i had to wait till Thursday night when Dave brought the car home,but thats all changed now.Three weeks ago we bought another Ford the new low price custom line Victoria,isnt it stunning Dave has it all to himself and i have the Ranch Wagon all to myself its a whole new way of life.Now im free to go anywhere do anything se anyone i want too its only good common sense why be stuck with one expensive car when you can enjoy" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 28 Feb 2012 10:21 a.m. PST |
a cool refreshing soft-drink right from our counter soda dispenser ! Wet, cold and dee-lishus only begin to describe <click> |
capncarp | 28 Feb 2012 7:17 p.m. PST |
All the feeling that I have hiding here for you inside You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could Mold you into someone who could Cherish me as much as I cherish you Oh I'm beginning to think that man has never found The words that could make you want me That have the right amount of letters, just the right sound That could make you hear, make you see That you are drivin' me out
Click |
Etranger | 28 Feb 2012 8:26 p.m. PST |
. that damned forsaken hellhole. Looking back over his shoulder, Muldoon could still see the shuddering horde filling the
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 29 Feb 2012 4:57 a.m. PST |
piecrust with the cooked cherry filling. Use the cut strips of dough made earlier to create the lattice <click> |
Etranger | 29 Feb 2012 11:03 p.m. PST |
dead end street. "Brainzzzzzzzz" they chanted, "we want Br
." <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 01 Mar 2012 5:11 a.m. PST |
istol-Bulldog, by now an obsolete fighter, but still armed with machine guns and capable of ground-strafing.' 'Then, Air Marshal, you believe that we should be quite capable <click> |
28mmMan | 01 Mar 2012 6:12 a.m. PST |
of anything. When someone strikes at the one's he loves, he will take any steps necessary. He's looking for answers, for the truth. He will stand by his convictions. The Sam Fisher you know is dead. The man who played by the rules, listened to the voice in his ear – he's gone. So watch your back, I can't stop him – no one
(click) |
Karellian Knight | 01 Mar 2012 6:28 a.m. PST |
left alive. They're coming!! Run, now! May your
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 01 Mar 2012 3:38 p.m. PST |
hands are full, so put the main ingredient in the pot, then add the primary liquid. Chop the celery, the carrots, the potatoes and the cabbage <click> |
14Bore | 01 Mar 2012 4:16 p.m. PST |
Patch Dolls, easy to pick up on Ebay by the way, and dress them St Patricks Day costumes to try and win our prize of a years supply of beer. Down at MacLiverys Pub were every day is (click) |
Etranger | 01 Mar 2012 6:06 p.m. PST |
just like every other day. Dull, boring and repetitive. Is it any wonder that the turnover rate is
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 01 Mar 2012 7:26 p.m. PST |
this YOUR lucky day ?!?! Call our toll-free number, 800-555-1212 and solve the simple quadratic equation you'll be given for a chance to win <click> |
flooglestreet | 01 Mar 2012 7:55 p.m. PST |
a litter uh lizards Grampa, I coulda swore <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 02 Mar 2012 6:50 a.m. PST |
-game, Evans, where the john is lured into a compromising situation and is then confronted by the pimp acting as the outraged husband.' 'So, uh, Inspector, there is no real badger involved <click> |
capncarp | 02 Mar 2012 3:32 p.m. PST |
in hijinks such as that!" Principal Nuddnik fumed at the motley assembly of mental cripples and criminals-in-apprenticeship. "I wouldn't care if the entire lot of you were swallowed
" click |
Etranger | 02 Mar 2012 11:48 p.m. PST |
by a whale. Moby Dick is
<click> |
capncarp | 03 Mar 2012 9:00 a.m. PST |
standing next to Jane. See Dick stand. Stand. Stand. Stand. See Jane look at Dick. Look, look, look. Look, Jane, Look! Look at Dick! See Dick touch
click |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 03 Mar 2012 9:42 a.m. PST |
and go for a bit, Sir, but once the armor came on, Jerry'd had enough and left !' 'You do mean *our* armor, Frobisher, or perhaps some worthwhile <click> |
28mmMan | 03 Mar 2012 11:50 a.m. PST |
fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for
(click) |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 03 Mar 2012 12:11 p.m. PST |
Heaven's sake, Evans, watch where you put your feet ! This is, after all, a crime scene and you may be destroying evidence !' 'Sorry, Inspector, but I didn't see the 'crime scene' tape <click> |
Etranger | 03 Mar 2012 11:54 p.m. PST |
-d haphazedly to the doorframe was the number '49'. "What a welcome
.." <click> |
Tekawiz | 04 Mar 2012 3:11 a.m. PST |
.. I got." I was attacked by a brown miniature Dachshund, just as I was about to
. (click) |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 04 Mar 2012 7:12 a.m. PST |
sleep, but it's tough to do here' 'But the rent's cheap !' 'Yeah, but the noise <click> |
Pyrate Captain | 04 Mar 2012 7:35 a.m. PST |
of my breaks screeching as I try to bring my Packard to stop before hitting that tall hairy hominid on this lonely road in northwest Washington state. >click< and now for the weather in Tacoma,
. |
Etranger | 04 Mar 2012 7:44 p.m. PST |
"
. 2401 degrees and still rising! Yes it's a scortcher
." <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 04 Mar 2012 8:37 p.m. PST |
if not quite rising to the level of a flame-thrower. The heat generated by the exothermic reaction <click> |
28mmMan | 09 Mar 2012 2:03 p.m. PST |
to the kiwi fruit was dramatic! Anaphylactic shock kicked in almost immediately with a shortness of breath and swelling of the
(click) |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 10 Mar 2012 5:36 a.m. PST |
time has come to discuss the bond issue – or rather the issuing of bonds – or perhaps, the bondage and servitude under which the taxpayer will labor if <click> |
capncarp | 10 Mar 2012 11:25 a.m. PST |
delivery is not induced within 24 hours, the mother will most likely have to endure protracted
. click |
flooglestreet | 10 Mar 2012 1:46 p.m. PST |
recordings by Lady Gaga who recently exclaimed
<Click> |
Etranger | 10 Mar 2012 5:51 p.m. PST |
"
.but an hour more to live. The things I would tell you, the wonders I'd describe. Alas, my
.." <click> |
flooglestreet | 10 Mar 2012 5:56 p.m. PST |
horse was out of the money at Pimlico, so he'll be running as a maiden at
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Mar 2012 3:55 a.m. PST |
any rate, the equivalent set of decent gym weights would probably be too costly to use merely to <click> |
capncarp | 11 Mar 2012 7:07 a.m. PST |
-THREE-FOUR! <guitar riffs> Well, she was just seventeen, You know what I mean, And the way she looked was way beyond compare. So how could I dance with another, (Ooh) And I saw her standing there. Well she looked at me, and I, I could see, That before too long I'd fall in love with her. She wouldn't dance with another, (Ooh) And I saw her standing there. Well, my heart went "boom", When I crossed that room, And I held her hand in mine
Whoa, we danced through
CLICK |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Mar 2012 4:19 p.m. PST |
the Looking Glass_, one of Carroll's best exercises in logic, though most <click> |
Etranger | 11 Mar 2012 6:03 p.m. PST |
"
of us would too, wouldn't we? It's so easy to judge when you're a
.." <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Mar 2012 6:38 p.m. PST |
bit of an eccentric, Inspector.' 'Just because the man wears a speedo and dives into snowdrifts is no reason to cast aspersions, Evans. He may be batty as <click> |
flooglestreet | 12 Mar 2012 9:52 a.m. PST |
< more guitar riffs> When he went to outer space She was the princess of the place And the way she looked was way beyond compare "I won't do the time warp with another then my Dejah Thoris fair" Oh his heart went boom when he left Barsoom with his infants egg unbroken EEEEEEEEEE Now he stares into the night when the crimson planet's bright and to himself this wistfull vow is spoken <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 12 Mar 2012 12:50 p.m. PST |
for, as is the last of the cherry cobbler – there is some rice pudding left, but <click> |