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Umbrella Corporation providing the refreshments at their annual Open House/Company Picnic open to any resident…
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with a umbrella, because you'll need one with freezing rain forcasted after 1 to 3 inches of snow. Clearing skys are forcasted to return Sunday with tempratures in the 50's. Monday (click)

Night Football will return next season, with the same
expert

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testimony that lost his last 5 cases, Jonathon Blake III, Esq., decided to open new lines of communication to other medical "experts" to improve his…
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…..belief that the Sutton farm was indeed attacked by glowing little green men. The Sheriff in Hopkinsville refused further comment but did indicate that….
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heads will roll if the home team does not win at this year's…(click)

Costumed Pumpkin Smash ! A wonderful evening for the
whole family ! Dress as your favorite fictional
character, fairy-tale character, comic book character
or Movie/TV character and bring your favorite
Pumpkin Smashing implement

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ed by jumping up and down with a vigorous stomping…(click)

seems that you must be healed by now…on the outside at least, I hope you're not too ugly.

What a collection of scars you have. Never forget who gave you the best of them, and be grateful, our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real. We live in a primitive time, don't we, Will?

Neither savage nor wise. Half measures of the curse of it, any rational society will either kill me or put me to some use.

Do you dream much, Will? I think of you often. Your old friend…(click)

of the Court, Your Honor.'

'Well, file your brief

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-ing notes were found in the dumpster, some marked "Top Secret". Amongst the papers likely to cause the government considerable embarassment were a number dealing with …..

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disasters such as bioterrorism, disease outbreaks, chemical and radiation emergencies, and natural disasters such as hurricanes and wildfires. Recently, they added "zombie apocalypse" to the list.

Before you laugh it off, ask yourself: how apathetic are you about safety preparedness? Do you listen to pre-take-off flight safety instructions by flight attendants? Are you ready to deal with a hurricane warning? What do you do in the event of a dirty bomb explosion? How would you handle an outbreak of flesh-eating zombies?

Know your enemy. There's already a lot of information available about zombies. Just google it. What's pertinent for emergency preparedness is how not to be zombified. Zombie infections, believed to be viral, are passed to healthy humans through…(click)

the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There," a subsequent vehicle for the character created by Lewis Caroll, speaks of the further adventures of Alice, whose journeys through the fantasy world found at the bottom of a rabbit…
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's foot, Inspector – critical piece of investigative
kit, that.'

'Evan, indeed trust to your luck ! Your's is all bad is
the only problem

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is where I am, I was, admittedly, lost for a moment, between Charing Cross and Holborn, but I was saved by the bread shop on Saffron Hill.

The only baker to use a certain French glaze on their loaves – a Brittany sage. After that, the carriage forked left, then right, and then the tell-tale bump at the Fleet Conduit.

And as to who you are, that took every ounce of my not-inconsiderable experience. The letters on your desk were addressed to a Sir Thomas Rotherham. Lord Chief Justice, that would be the official title.

Who you *really* are is, of course, another matter entirely. Judging by the sacred ox on your ring, you're the secret head of the Temple of the Four Orders in whose headquarters we now sit, located on the northwest corner of St. James Square, I think.

As to the mystery, the only mystery is why you bothered to…(click)

there is NO substitute for experience, eh ? Now, as
to the wedding-night ritual -

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to remorselessly destroy all sentient life I encounter on this plane of existence, consider how you're destroying your own planet every day you keep driving around in that gaz-guzzling SUV of yours, you…(click)

send me,
Darling, you-uuu-uuu send me,
Ohhh-hhhh you-uuu-uuu send me,
Honest you do.

Now, you-uuu-uuu thrill me.
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and you and a dog named Blue

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…. or 'stag' movies have been around since the dawn of cinematography, although usually underground. Occasionally they have become quasi-respectable, with occasional titles such as the infamous 1970's movie Deep …..

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water, Inspector, with cement blocks tied around the
ankles !'

'Evans, the body was found in the desert

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as if he fell from an aircraft but the weird thing is that the victim is in full scuba gear as if ready for deep water diving with rebreather, full wet suit, and…(click)

enhance the beautiful color of your natural woodwork. It comes in all the most popular wood tones such as oak, walnut, hickory, cherry and many many more! And if you order before midnight tonight we'll throw (click)

… out the baby with the bathwater!…

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and your bathing experience will be enhanced ! Rosewater
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fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear

You may not share out intellect

Which might explain your disrespect

For all the natural wonders that grow around you

So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish! The world's about to be destroyed

There's no point getting all annoyed

Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you

Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought that most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long!

So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

If I had just one last wish

I would like a tasty fish!

If we could just change one thing

We would all have learnt to sing!

Come one and all

Man and mammal

Side by side

In life's great gene pool!

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long

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…you ungrateful bastards have to say? Why, for two cents…

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…deepest, darkest fantasies she had ever known. Even as her sweat glistened and her breasts heaved, she gazed into his eyes and screamed…

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Blue Murder!…..

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Inspector !'

'Evans – there's the suicide note, the telly's video
of the decedant leaping from the 18th floor, and the
132 eyewitnesses to the incident. Murder, indeed ?'

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-ana 500 has been called off for the third year in a row resulting from Dale Earnhardt / Cthulhu cultists leaping in front of the race cars and throwing live octopi…

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…Tyrannus!" (the motto of the Commonwealth of Virginia) reportedly as he leapt from the President's box to the stage, severely injuring his leg in the process. Booth made his escape through the theater's stage door, somehow mounting his horse….
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at farm near Grover's Mill…
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… where Mrs. Buckley lives; every July, peas grow there…
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-by No! It's me! Pokey! Your best friend! You're just having a bad trip! Somebody messed with your acid! Just put the gun down Gumby… No DON'T… BANG!

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-s was born in Escondido, California. His mother was a devout Jehovah's Witness; his father died in a fire when Bangs was young. In 1969, Bangs began writing freelance after reading …..

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the Necronomicon which is a fictional grimoire appearing in the stories by horror writer H. P. Lovecraft and his followers.

It was first mentioned in Lovecraft's 1924 short story "The Hound", written in 1922, though its purported author, the "Mad Arab" Abdul Alhazred, had been quoted a year earlier in Lovecraft's "The Nameless City". Among other things, the work contains an account of the Old Ones, their history, and the means for summoning them.

Other authors such as August Derleth and Clark Ashton Smith also cited it in their works; Lovecraft approved, believing such common allusions built up "a background of evil verisimilitude." Many readers have believed it to be a real work, with booksellers and librarians receiving many requests for it; pranksters have listed it in rare book catalogs, and a student smuggled a card for it into the Yale University Library's card catalog.

Capitalizing on the notoriety of the fictional volume, real-life publishers have printed many books entitled Necronomicon since…(click)

1862, when Grant took Richmond (Indiana, not the other
one) and drank the saloons dry

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own sense of self-worth. But, if not worthy, should one
be considered worth-less, or without value, since these
terms are not the same

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…old story, same old song and dance, my friend

Gotcha with the cocaine they found with your gun
No smoothy face lawyer to getcha undone
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town
You could look, but you ain't gonna find it around
It's the same old…

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…. old song
But with a different meaning
Since you been gone
It's the same old song
But with a different meaning
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the Treaty of Ghent, in fact

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the whole town, the whole state, the whole world! This virus is too virulent to allow it to survive at all! It must all be destroyed! Every victim, every piece of clothing worn by them, every…
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…no good commie pinko sympathizer…

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