Etranger | 31 Dec 2011 6:49 p.m. PST |
carnal urges in the shaodws
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capncarp | 31 Dec 2011 10:34 p.m. PST |
"DeLet, Theodore, present, Sir," the young soldier answered. "Rasimovich, Feodor?" "Yo!" "Ashurbanipal, Mickey?" "Sir!" "Woche
Votcha
Wozka
uhhh
" "It's pronounced "Robinson", sergeant." "Right. _Robinson_, Stanislaus?" "Here
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 01 Jan 2012 6:32 a.m. PST |
was where we found what we believe to be the murder weapon, Inspector.' 'Evans, you mean to say that a 2-ton safe was somehow crammed into a toilet <click> |
28mmMan | 01 Jan 2012 8:48 a.m. PST |
fish which is a piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed bowl by another person, usually as a prank or practical joke
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28mmMan | 02 Jan 2012 4:28 p.m. PST |
r is a fictional character, a comic book supervillain published by DC Comics. He is the archenemy of Batman, having been directly responsible for numerous tragedies in Batman's life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon and the death of Jason Todd, the second Robin. Created by Jerry Robinson, Bill Finger and Bob Kane, the character first appeared in Batman #1 (Spring 1940). Throughout his comic book appearances, the Joker is portrayed as a master criminal whose characterization has varied. The original and currently dominant image is of a highly intelligent psychopath with a warped, sadistic sense of humor, while other writers have portrayed him as an eccentric prankster. Similarly, throughout the character's long history, there have been several different origin tales; they most commonly depict him as falling into a tank of chemical waste, which bleaches his skin white and turns his hair green and his lips bright red, giving him the appearance of a clown. He has been repeatedly analyzed by critics as the perfect adversary for Batman. Their long, dynamic relationship often parallels the concept of 'Yin and Yang'. The Joker has been portrayed by Cesar Romero in the Batman television series, Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton's Batman, and Heath Ledger in Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight, which posthumously earned Ledger the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. Larry Storch, Frank Welker, Mark Hamill, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jeff Bennett, Corey Burton and John DiMaggio have provided the voice for the character in animated form. As one of the most iconic and recognized villains
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 03 Jan 2012 6:12 a.m. PST |
still pursued her ! Desperate, she plunged into the icy river, gasping <click> |
28mmMan | 03 Jan 2012 1:03 p.m. PST |
clutching, lumbering forward it was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all
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Etranger | 04 Jan 2012 2:13 p.m. PST |
.. is complete without one! Order the all new and improved Wash-o-matic digital dishwasher today and we'll give you a set of steak knives for free. And if you ring now we'll throw in for free a
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 04 Jan 2012 3:03 p.m. PST |
corpse, Inspector ?' 'No, Evans, we're here for high tea ! You blithering <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Jan 2012 6:04 a.m. PST |
going on at our downtown location ! This is the sale of sales ! NO ONE will beat our prices on fine-quality, closely woven <click> |
capncarp | 07 Jan 2012 6:48 a.m. PST |
movin', movin', Though they're disapprovin', Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide! Through wind, an' rain, an' weather, Hell-bent for
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 07 Jan 2012 6:43 p.m. PST |
election day will soon be upon us ! Vote early ! Vote often ! Vote for <click> |
Etranger | 08 Jan 2012 5:12 a.m. PST |
"
ME! I won fair and square , it's mine by right." <click>
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capncarp | 08 Jan 2012 8:26 a.m. PST |
foot in, you take your right foot out, You put your right foot in and shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 08 Jan 2012 12:25 p.m. PST |
and Gumby were the original claymation <click> |
28mmMan | 08 Jan 2012 5:50 p.m. PST |
by Ray Harryhausen (born Raymond Frederick Harryhausen on June 29, 1920 in Los Angeles, California) is an American film producer and special effects creator. He created a brand of stop-motion model animation known as "Dynamation." Among his most notable works are his animation on Mighty Joe Young (with pioneer Willis O'Brien, which won the Academy Award for special effects) (1949), The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (his first colour film) and Jason and the Argonauts, featuring a famous sword fight against seven skeleton warriors. Harryhausen's last film was Clash of the Titans, produced in the early 1980s. Recently, he was involved in producing colorized DVD versions of three of his classic black and white films (20 Million Miles to Earth, Earth vs. the Flying Saucers, and It Came from Beneath the Sea) and a film from the producer of
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28mmMan | 10 Jan 2012 8:04 p.m. PST |
traditional head cheese made entirely from the meat of the head of a hog, cured and stuffed in large beef bungs or in pork stomachs. We may find this choice of meat today less appealing, forgetting at the same time the fact that pork head meat is highly nutritional and flavorsome. Bear in mind that the head is boiled first until the meat easily separates from the bones and then it looks like any other meat. Persons living in metropolitan areas can not buy pork head anyhow but still can make a great tasting product by using pork picnic and pigs feet. Nowadays head cheese can include edible parts of the feet, tongue, and heart. In English, the name head cheese doesn't sound appealing and it prevents many people
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Etranger | 11 Jan 2012 12:38 a.m. PST |
dying from bubonic plague in the 17th century
.. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 11 Jan 2012 5:14 a.m. PST |
of the crime – oh, wait
got that wrong, didn't I, Inspector ?' 'Evans, are you naturally stupid, or is it an acquired trait <click> |
28mmMan | 11 Jan 2012 10:03 a.m. PST |
or!" Lando "The bantha is a shaggy beast, although it has no hair
Its feathers are unique, at least, because they aren't there
" Han "What!?" Lando "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got a lot of guts comin' here, after what you pulled." [feints, laughs] "How you doin', you old pirate? So good to see you!" Han "Are you kidding me, you just turned us over to the Empire!" Lando "I've done all I can. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I got my own problems." Han "O'rly?" Lando "Hey, pancake kid, I don't have any old clothes." Han "Wow, you are clearly
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Etranger | 11 Jan 2012 9:27 p.m. PST |
" not related to me in any way, shape or form. Furthermore
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28mmMan | 12 Jan 2012 11:17 a.m. PST |
Young, Goldman, or Smith just get me someone in here now before the boiler blows
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 12 Jan 2012 3:07 p.m. PST |
and sperm at that !' 'Bring her head downwind, we'll chase that feller <click> |
Etranger | 12 Jan 2012 7:13 p.m. PST |
.. cried "timber!" as the majestic redwood began to fall earthwards, the deep cut in its trunk
. <click> |
capncarp | 12 Jan 2012 8:51 p.m. PST |
infuriated the elephant, which immediately rampaged, trampling her trainer, who had inflicted the wound during a "disciplinary" action, and numerous other members of the carnival staff
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 13 Jan 2012 7:46 a.m. PST |
of Discipline and the Rod of Authority have been over- used, Smithers. The lads are complaining <click> |
28mmMan | 13 Jan 2012 7:42 p.m. PST |
but no one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope!
Um, I'll come in again
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capncarp | 14 Jan 2012 9:19 a.m. PST |
don't know where, don't know when, But we'll meet again some sunny
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28mmMan | 14 Jan 2012 3:19 p.m. PST |
why didn't you listen to your old granny? I told you that girl was a Jezebel! She cast a spell
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Etranger | 15 Jan 2012 8:32 p.m. PST |
.. on you 'cause you're mine You better stop the things you do I ain't lyin' No I ain't lyin'
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 16 Jan 2012 6:41 a.m. PST |
to us, Inspector. I can tell by the tone of voice, inflections on certain words and so forth.' 'Evans – the suspect is using sign language <click> |
Etranger | 16 Jan 2012 7:18 p.m. PST |
that would make a docker blush. "Now what would your mother think of you, using
.." <click> |
Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 17 Jan 2012 4:36 a.m. PST |
her brand-new non-stick cookware, then cleaning them with Brillo |
28mmMan | 17 Jan 2012 3:14 p.m. PST |
need to handled carefully due to a form of leprosy. I have on several occasions had armadillo while in South Texas and Mexico. They take the animal and feed it corn for several days to clear its dietary track. The armadillo is killed by a knife strike to severe the head, then the shell is split along the sides. Remove the organs and wash. The shell, skin, and meat are then cooked in a oven until done, remove the meat and peel the skin, flavor with chili's and add beans, onions, and put back into the top shell for serving. Serve with cornbread, jalapenos, and
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Etranger | 17 Jan 2012 9:51 p.m. PST |
a 100,000 ton supertanker. In other news, <click>
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Grey Matter 13 | 17 Jan 2012 11:01 p.m. PST |
HUDSON!!! This little girl lasted longer than that with no weapons and no training." "Well, why don't you put HER in charge?!" "Stow it! We need you to stay frosty. Take the portable torch and the schematics and see if we can't shore this place up. We can't let one of those things
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 18 Jan 2012 4:44 a.m. PST |
seem to be coming into focus, Inspector.' 'Evans – found your spectacles have you <click> |
capncarp | 18 Jan 2012 7:17 a.m. PST |
LOST YOUR MIND????" shrieked the assistant manager when she saw the teenaged fast-food worker pull the bacon off and rewrap a breakfast sandwich that had been ordered specifically for a vegetarian then sent back. "You can't just
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Dathbain | 18 Jan 2012 9:13 a.m. PST |
keep going!?! I can't believe it's still
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Etranger | 18 Jan 2012 7:16 p.m. PST |
"
not butter! It looks, smells and tastes just the same as regular
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28mmMan | 18 Jan 2012 8:05 p.m. PST |
Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?" "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines." "So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact." "They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines." "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat." "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat." "Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage." "Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?" "Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside." "Nope. We thought of that, since they do have
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Grey Matter 13 | 18 Jan 2012 9:02 p.m. PST |
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 19 Jan 2012 4:42 a.m. PST |
But the door remained shut. 'I know it's "sesame," but maybe the inflection has to be different.' said the boy. 'Inflection or whatever, you promised us treasure, and we'll have it, or your head !' shouted the giant, raising his scimitar <click> |
28mmMan | 19 Jan 2012 10:44 a.m. PST |
involving student participation, with the professor overseeing or guiding the class rather than leading it. To do well at a seminar usually means you have to not only do the reading but be able to discuss it. Where a lecture is most often one person, usually a professor, talking, and the students taking notes. There may be an opportunity to ask questions, but there may not be, especially if there are lab or discussion sessions related to the class
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Etranger | 19 Jan 2012 5:48 p.m. PST |
of 1834. After expulsion from the Academy he went on to have a very significant literary career and is considered to be the inventor of detective
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28mmMan | 20 Jan 2012 4:39 a.m. PST |
Comics #27 (May 1939) featured the first appearance of Batman (as "The Bat-Man"). That superhero would eventually become the star of the title, the cover logo of which is often written as "Detective Comics featuring Batman". Because of its significance, issue #27 is widely considered one of the most valuable comic books in existence, with one copy selling for $1,075,000 USD in a February
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 20 Jan 2012 4:57 a.m. PST |
heatwave which caused pavement to melt and buckle, introducing a traffic hazard into the normal commuting <click> |
28mmMan | 20 Jan 2012 6:09 p.m. PST |
his guts up all over the living room floor. With the room spinning it was clear Sam regretted drinking so much
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Ed Mohrmann ![Supporting Member of TMP Supporting Member of TMP](boards/icons/sp.gif) | 21 Jan 2012 5:23 a.m. PST |
blood everywhere, spatters all over the walls and floor, Inspector !' 'Evans – the victim died by electrocution – the old "radio in the bath" routine <click> |
Etranger | 21 Jan 2012 5:26 a.m. PST |
. was a common vaudeville act in the 1920s and 30's. Perhaps the greatest exponent was
. <click> |