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… and they're all dead! My God, they're all dead! The wall is down, the gate is open, please, oh God, please, if anyone can hear me, please… (click)

be sure to flush. Other than that, and making sure
the paper is OVER, and the lid is DOWN, the wives

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do have to tell a story
of a thousand rainy days since we first met
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet
Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she does just turns me…(click)

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…on dead man, turn me on dead man, turn me on dead…

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reckoning – compass is out, sir, both the mag and the
gyro. What'll we do ?"

"Well, Lieutenant, I ain't navigated by star-sight in
quite a while, but if you'll undog the cover to the
astrodome

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deception kills the light

Hybrid children watch the sea
Pray for Father, roaming free

Fearless Wretch
insanity
He watches
lurking beneath the sea
great Old One
forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the Shadows is rising

Immortal
in madness You dwell

Crawling Chaos, underground
cult has summoned, twisted sound

Out from ruins once possessed
fallen city, living death

Not dead which eternal lie
stranger eons Death may die
drain you of your sanity
face The Thing That Should Not Be…(click)

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…Let It be,
Whisper words of wisdom,
Let It be.

I wake up to the sound of music,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words…

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my mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives…(click)

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or direct current models.

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the seaside seamonster but is actually farmer Sigmond "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that…(click)

or can't, either way you'll be right !" These are the
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serial killer Joe Blart who said "the more people I eat the more I fart and…(click)

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and

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Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar…
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Don't count on it. Boston Blackie is on to us and he don't give up so easy.

Aw nuts! Blackie's all washed up. He couldn't find his way out of…

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this belly of a whale
It's ribs are ceiling beams
It's guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill

You may not remember me
I was a child of three
And you, a lad of eighteen
But, I remember you
And I will relate to you
How our histories interweave
At the time you were…(click)

sloppy-drunk, so you probably don't remember attacking
those 5 cops, or wrecking the car, or chasing the dog
down

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…a sewer beneath Vienna, as those of you know who saw the movie The Third Man. Yes, that was the end of Harry Lime … but it was not the beginning. Harry Lime had many lives … and I can recount all of them. How do I know? Very simple. Because my name is…

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Ishmael…Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately…(click)

…flying this ship through a meteor storm!

I'm doing the best that I can. I'm a Space Ranger, not a magician. Buzz…you'd better…

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get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up…(click)

time itself comes in drops…(click)

of sweat appeared on Condiff's forehead as he concentrated
on the task at hand. Which wire to cut, he thought,
the black wire or the

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Rose-red and blood-red
The stripes forever gleam;
Snow-white and soul-white -
The good forefathers' dream;
Sky-blue and true-blue, with stars to gleam aright -
The gloried guidon of the day, a shelter…(click)

-half, outlined against the horizon, clear against
the moonglow. 'Darn,' he thought, 'I'll wake 'em all
up if'n I stumbles around out here. No way no how
I can get to the still without

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you ladies leaving my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human firetrucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian poo. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on high elves, gnomes, half-orcs, or hobbits. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand what…(click)

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…dream….The Impossible Dream,
To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear with unbearable sorrow,
To run where the brave dare not go…

To right the unrightable wrong,
To love, pure and chaste from afar,
To try, when your arms are too…

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the plant fails miserably at a routine fire drill, Mr. Burns organizes a retreat to promote teamwork. Homer misunderstands and brings his family, having to leave them to roam the park looking for things to do. The employees are paired up and race for a cabin at the top of the mountain. Last one there is fired and then…(click)

there *are* those who claim that it's all a misunder-
standing. As if that

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Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
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well, I spent the last 12 years of my life building these rooms specifically to keep out people like us…we can't… we can't get in the panic room. That's the whole point. We have to get her to come out. Ow, It's all so ironic and amusing, okay? Now, How do we…(click)

…dance while the world is turning
How do we sleep when our beds are…

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… a government spokesman said that authorities have the matter in hand and that there is no need to panic….

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he muttered as he grabbed

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a tall ship, and a star to steer her by…"You could feel the wind at your back, about you…the sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours…you can feel her…and the stars are still there…(click)

whirling 'round and 'round. Skating stars galore at the
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