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the artist and the song title of this next song you'll win a $20 USD gift certificate to……(click)

I repeat you must either destroy the brain or seperate….

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three eggs. Then placing them into a chilled….

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Old One…The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen (click)

…stars of stage and silver screen flocking to Shanghai every year, looking to make it rich in Asia's "Babylon of the East." Despite the controversy, 1934 looks like it's shaping up to be the best (click)

…dark gray, flexible, and infinitely tough seven-foot membranous wings of same color, found folded, spread out of furrows between ridges. Wing framework tubular or glandular, of lighter gray, with orifices at wing tips. Spread wings have serrated edge. Around equator, one at central apex of each of the five vertical, stave-like ridges are five systems of light gray flexible arms or tentacles found tightly folded to torso but expansible to maximum length of over three feet. Like arms of primitive crinoid. Single stalks three inches diameter branch after six inches into five substalks, each of which branches after eight inches into small, tapering tentacles or tendrils, giving each stalk a total of twenty-five tentacles…(click)

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…yes, Elton John does look amazing tonight. And he brought along his husband…

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A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end…(click)

loader while removing snow from the facility's
entrance way. Four penguins died in the disaster
along with an unknown number of herring. The cause of
the tragedy is not known, however eight weasels…(click)

(click) …have been indicted in the latest string of Federal Racketerring Charges. Among them once again is local union boss and suspected Godfather Joey DeVeccio who spoke to reporters upon his release on bond from…(click)

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…The Black Museum. This is Orson Welles, speaking from London. (Sound of Big Ben chimes) The Black Museum… a repository of death. Here in the grim stone structure on the Thames which houses Scotland Yard is a warehouse of homicide, where everyday objects…

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…your Honor! And so do I. In the name of justice, I demand this witness be removed from the stand an placed in…
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a large barrel of sour pickles and garlic…(click)

spread that cement out and smooth it flat. Now remember the secret is the curing….click

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…the sick, guardian of birth and comforter of the aged. Richard Boone stars on "Medic". Centered around the struggle to preserve life, and the tragedies and triumphs that…

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Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head
Down came the Good Fairy, and she said
"Little bunny Foo Foo
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And…(click)

…reports an extensive power outage throughout the Epswich area, including the regions of Gatewall and Helwatch. Telephone lines are also out, and cellular phone service has apparently been… (click)

extended through Sunday Sunday Sunday…come on down and pick up a brand new 2012…(click)

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…giant swarm of rats! The writhing mass was moving away from the derelict ship and headed for the lighthouse. There appeared to be thousands of them! I called to the men "get some wood quickly. We have to bar the doors and cover the windows before that ravenous horde…

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r was investigated and found to have hidden dozens of human bodies within the vast piles of newspapers, magazines, plastic grocery bags, and canned food…(click)

…the sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace, safety of a new dark age, and the…(click)

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…Moon is the only sight you see…I won't…be afraid…no, I won't…be a-fraid, just as long as you stand…
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…by your man, give him two arms to cling to, and something warm to come to, when the nights are cold and…

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…lonely here without you…if just once more I could see you, our home, and our little baby…Indiana wants…

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- a serious discussion on evolution one of these days"

"Evolution, Jack? What's that?"

"Why, Steve, evolution is the mechanism where animals play God and try to change themselves to live better and more fulfilling lives in the face of the environment."

"Gee, Jack that sounds dangerous for -" (click)

…by Grapenuts! Starring Jack Benny. With Mary Livingston, Dennis Day, Phil Harris, Mel Blanc, and Eddie "Rochester" Anderson. This is your announcer…

..spokesman for the Lindbergh Youth, whom it must be said are no older than twenty one or twenty two at the eldest and have no real experience of being men. How the acting president intends to use these young lads morally is a question best answered by Mr. Mussolini, who's own youth organization, the so-called…

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…Micky Mouse Club! Yaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

Mouseketeer role call! Count off now!

Cubby!

Karen!

Doreen!

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Hitler!…
Doris cried horribly at the thought of her beloved Eddie being secretly parachuted into Berlin to get the drop on "Der Fuerher".
"Someones gotta do it sweetheart…and it might as well be me!" Eddie said to her, while kissing her softly…
"But Eddie…" Doris moaned…"They say that when Hitler gets mad, he…
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…'s so fine(oh yeah), gotta be mine (oh yeah), sooner or later (oh yeah), hope it's not later (oh…)

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…oooooooooooOOOOOOOOK-lahoma where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain…

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…chases his tail and barks at the moon. Oh Cesar, what can I do?

Thees ees seemple, but you muss unerstan. I doan train dawgs…I train peeple. So firss we must poot a dog collar on you so that you…

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…shake my nerves and you rattle my brain! Too much love drives…
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…at your favorite Rexall drug store. So ask the man for Brylcreem. And remember…

Bryl creem. A little dab'll do ya
Bryl creem. You'll so debonaire
Bryl creem. The gals'll all pursue yaaaaaa
They love to get their fingers in your…

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…sausage, authentic and prepared in the way that only Mama used to make. So call for when visiting your local grocer. The whole family will love it.

We now return to "Shanghai Mystery Theatre", sponsored by the Hidalgo Trading Company. Hidalgo Trading Company – for honest, fairly priced imports that won't break the…
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cycle of violence that plagues our local landfills.

The way in which innocent trashbags are hurled,
willy-nilly, into the gaping mouths of

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…the Andrews Sisters! Singing "Dont Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But…

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…she is nice,
And when she's in my arms it's paradise,
All the sailors give her a chase,
'Cause they love her navel base,
She's got freckles on her but she is…

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fine and a suspended jail term. Otherwise, there
will be 480 hours of community service, which may be
accomplished by

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…in jail right now. The other suspects in the Toys-R-Us shootout will be moved tomorrow to…
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….Jubilation T. Cornpone
Old "Toot your own horn – pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!

When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
Why it was…

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only a quick drive away to the most refreshing, the most
delightful, and the tastiest (click)

…Complete with a heaping helping side order of your favorite…(click)

bulbous neck of lighter gray, with gill-like suggestions, holds yellowish five-pointed starfish-shaped apparent head covered with three-inch wiry cilia of various prismatic colors. Head thick and puffy, about two feet point to point, with three-inch flexible yellowish tubes projecting from each point. Slit in exact center of top probably breathing aperture. At end of each tube is spherical expansion where yellowish membrane rolls back on handling to reveal glassy, red-irised globe, evidently an eye. Five slightly longer reddish tubes start from inner angles of starfish-shaped head and end in saclike swellings of same color which, upon pressure…(click)

…will sing his latest hit, "The Thing" here on the Fitch Bandwagon!

"Don't despair, Use your head, save your hair, Use Fitch Shampoo!"

And now here's Phill Harris and his lovely wife…

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towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the…(click)

…tail and head before gutting and scaling the rest of the fish. If you'e going to filet the…

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…sorry to report that Honest John the OFM's used car lot was closed yesterday. So we won't be hearing any more about that will we?

No I'm afraid not. It's the end of an era and John's most steadfast customer, Kyotoblue, has vowed that the repetitious and very annoying advertisement will be ended forever…we hope…

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and pray that these malicious, violent attacks on our
mailboxes will cease forthwith, and that

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Mr. Postman, look and see,
Is there a letter in your bag for me?
I've been waitin' such a long time,
Since I heard from that…

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Old One, the Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be…(click)

..receiving their Social Security checks late this month due to severe snow storms in the…

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whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode…(click)

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…into song, the strong bass line leads the tweeps and poots of the tenor and soprano sections, flush with renewed energy, as the sound swirls around and around, drawing the listener down into the bowels of the composer's work where…
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