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…a low temperature near freezing tonight, but quickly warming during the day with a chance of thundershowers around sunset. And now for traffic…

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to Hogwarts to get expelled from! He'll flatten it, or turn it into a school for the Dark Arts! Losing points doesn't matter anymore, can't you see? D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup? If I get caught before I can get to the stone, well, I'll have to go back to the Dursleys and wait for Voldemort to find me there, it's only dying a bit later than I would have, because I'm never going over to the Dark Side! I'm going through that trapdoor tonight and nothing you two say is going to stop me! Voldemort killed my parents, remember…(click)

…Papa Smurf and Smurfette, the two most prominent blue-skinned…
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aliens to have ever inhabited the planet…..

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Buster, Captain !'

'By George, we'll not let them get away with that !
Engineering, give me

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bit of bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt.

She, er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.

Honestly, the way she was yelling at me…you'd think I'd said something terrible…(click)

…destruction from the initial earthquake and the subsequent tsunami devistated Japan's buildings and infrastructure. Now, it is coming to light the landscape itself has changed. Once high and dry, some coastal towns are discovering they are now below sea level during high tides. Streets and buildings are becoming flooded with…

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Tribbles. "Fortunately, I am… immune to its effects."

and send them to the next of kin.'

'Aye, aye, Skipper – uh, the 'phone number listing and
those photo's which were taken in Tokyo ?'

'Well, burn those, Gunny, and if anyone visits the
family, there's no need to mention

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…the old girl's "naughty bits",eh. Know what I mean, know what I mean!?! Wink, wink, nod, nod…
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-en leg, fortunately. Had it been his meat leg,
he'd

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say is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru…el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru…el!
There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag…ine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.

Food, glorious food!
What is ther emore handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
Wat brings on a sigh?
Piled pieahes and cream , about
Six feet high!

Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.

Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food,

[OLIVER]
Beautiful food,

[BOYS]
Glorious food…(click)

Wonderful SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.

Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM…

SHADDDUP! (Bloody Vikings…) Baked beans are off!

Uh, Could I have SPAM instead?

You mean you're having SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM…

Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM!

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPA…

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…stic colon cramping your style? Well try NEW and IMPROVED COLO_CLOG! Never worry again about that impromptu attack of flatulence turning your drawers into soggy Wet Ones! NEW COLO-CLOG, not even Roto-Rooter will be able to unplug…
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HALs memory ciruits. In the movie….

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s everybody said lines
Like "Boop Boop Be-doop, Boop Boop Be-Doop.

Thru the Dust Bowl the black winds were wailing,
the rivers were rising, Ohio was bailing,
but little Shirley Temple always had clear sailing
on board the good ship Lollipop.

Andy Hardy never had to go hungry.
There was no bank panic at Tarzan's branch.
Il Duce and the Fuehrer
couldn't have been obscurer
on the planet Mongo or the Melody Ranch…

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…Style Beans, a Texas tradition, as big as the state of Texas. Try some today along with a nice cold bottle of Lone Star…
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s out tonight?

I don't know if it's cloudy or bright,
For I only have eyes…

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but cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me…..

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without the specifications, Smithers, howinheck are
we supposed to bid the Project ???'

'Dunno, sir,' replied the unfortunate Smithers, 'perhaps
a good, uhm, estimate of the costs involved ?'

'Better a palm-reader, Smithers, to advise you on your
next

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…week the Summer Blockbuster movie season begins. Fans are eagerly awaiting the return of Johnny Depp as…

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…King Kong! The eighth wonder of the…

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world wide web…allowing everyone the same access to…(click)

…… the old ultra-violence, eh droogs?

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Well then come right in to TMP Corners General Store
We have Colonels, Majors and so much more
Many ranks that you hankering for
You'll find in TMP Corners General Store
Howdy! And what rank will you be needing today? We're having a special on Brigadiers (click)

……
Generals and Majors always
seem so unhappy 'less they got a war

Calling Generals and Majors
Generals and Majors everywhere
Calling Generals and Majors
your World War III is drawing near …..

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…fessional Bar Stool Racing League has a tour stop here in our very own fair city. Participants and spectators are asked to arrive at Smitty's Bar and Grill before…

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the power of the enemy is growing. Sauron will use his puppet Saruman to destroy the people of Rohan. Isengard has been unleashed.

The Eye of Sauron now turns to Gondor, the last free kingdom of men. His war on this country will come swiftly. He senses the Ring is close.

The strength of the Ringbearer is failing. In his heart, Frodo begins to understand. The quest will claim his life.

You know this. You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering dark, the will of the Ring grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power.

The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand, take the Ring for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to achieving its goal.

For Sauron will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the elves is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them stand alone…(click)

Till now I always got by on my own,
I never really cared until I met you.
And now it chills me to the bone--
How do I get you al…
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cohol will befuddle and bedaze you – much like a woman
might when you've been at sea for months !'

'But, Cap'n, we need a bit of a run ashore !'

'Done. ! We'll be docking in a Greek port, and Marathon

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is a major sportsfishing destination, with several charter fishing boats departing from local marinas every morning to both the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean. Bountiful reefs around Marathon make it a popular diving, snorkeling, spearfishing, and lobster tickling area. One of the last untouched tropical hardwood hammocks in the Keys is found at Crane Point Museum, just a few miles west of Florida Keys Marathon Airport. This airport is also one of the most reliable sites in the entire United States to see the hard-to-find Antillean Nighthawk. Like the rest of the Keys in summer, Gray Kingbird are often seen on telephone wires along US 1 and Black-whiskered Vireo incessantly sing in the hammocks.

Marathon is the home of the Fisherman's Hospital in the west end of the city. It is one of just three hospitals in the Florida Keys.

The City of Marathon offers many restaurants, including the popular The Island Tiki Bar and Grill, Burdines, Keys Fisheries, Castaway, and The Stuffed Pig. Marathon derives much of its livelihood from the ocean and seafood is a staple at most restaurants.

Marathon holds the distinction of having the tallest building in the Keys, Bonefish Tower at 143 feet (44 m) on Coco Plum. Sombrero Country Club, the only Country Club in the Keys, is located here. It has been hit hard by several recent hurricanes. Marathon hosts…(click)

…have announced a new sponsor for the race. Binford Tires has agreed to sponsor the grueling 26.2 mile race for an undisclosed sum. Not only will they provide the cash prize for the first place finisher, but they are also offering to match fund raising efforts to the following charities…

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KAOS, THRUSH and SPECTRE were all secret organisations, dedicated to the ….

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truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men,…That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it…(click)

really hurts, Doc – PLEASE HURRY WITH THE SHOT !'

'Easy, boy, easy – don't want to insert in the wrong
place, y'know…there, that'll feel better in a
few

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…three nights only you can hear the musical stylings of the world famous…

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Diving Horse, right here in Atlantic City ! Imagine -
a 1200 pound steed plummeting 40 feet into a wet
dishrag – no madam, I am NOT joking – well, perhaps a bit,
but only to whet your adventurous appetite for the
most amazing spectacle

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Out of himslf! Who did he think he was, behaving like that?
Of all the stupid things to do why did he……

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-roes have always been cowboys – NOT !'

So saying, he swayed across the room to the clothes
closet, opened the door and contemplated the contents.

'I think a swishy little number

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…nine loop was not intended to sound like "Turn me on, dead man." That was merely an audio coincidence, but, none the less, it did start the rumor about the death of…

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common sense and decency started with the rise of Public
Education, or perhaps with the beginnings of Social
Responsibility, or maybe with the growth of the Church
of Cosmology and Justice or

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The American Way!
Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Su…
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…ddenly gone all dark outside. What was a lovely sunny day has become tempestuous. What if the prophets are right and today really is the Rap…….

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-idly expanding ball of hot gas.

Dad surveyed the damage, then turned and said 'See,
*that's* why we don't light far

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mers and mechanics, lawyers and laborers, teachers and cabdrivers: now is the time we must put down our differences and band together against the common foe--frozen Brussel sprouts! These icy cabbage wannabee runts will be the death of our culture, our way of life, and our civilization!

Fight back against the subtle encroaching of the tightly-wrapped leafy nodules. Let none pass your….
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last exam, then you'll be ready for Summer Fun at
Grady's !

Yes, students, the beer's cold and the women hot at
Grady's ! The music's loud and the cops are not at
Grady's !

Only $50 USD a session and you can

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Eat all the brussels sprouts that you can eat. Yes it's Sproutmania month at …

the Texas Department of Public Safety, where our State Troopers are fully trained in the professional use of…
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fruit as an offensive weapon.

What about pointed sticks?

None o' them radical ideas in my squad, me boy! Here we rely on the tried and true lethality of…
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the poison-clawed parakeet – actually, the poison-
beaked parakeet, since the poison-clawed parakeet
has become extinct

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