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…brown sugar how come you taste so good
Brown sugar, just like a young girl should

Drums beating, cold english blood runs hot,
Lady of the house wondrin where it's gonna stop.
House boy knows that he's doin alright.
You should a heard him just around midnight.
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
Brown sugar, just like a black girl should

I bet your mama was a…

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Communist dictator, and an ally of North Korea, which is led by…
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two runs here in the top of the fourth, with two men
on and no outs.

Smithers leans in for the sign…shakes it off…
squints again and goes into his stretch…here's
the wind-up – and the pitch !

[KEE-RACK!]

It's a high fly ball, deep into center right – Jacobs
is racing towards the right field wall – no soap, that
ball is

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for Australian rules football, officially known as Australian football, also informally known as football, Aussie rules or (colloquially) as footy (and in some regions called—erroneously—AFL, after the Australian Football League, the only fully professional Australian rules football league) is a sport played between two teams of 22 players (18 on the field, and four interchanges) on either an Australian rules football ground or a modified cricket field.

The objective of the game is to score points by passing the ball through the opponent's goal. The main way to score points is by kicking the ball between the major goal posts. The team with the higher total score at the end of the match wins unless either a draw is declared or a tie-break is used.

During play, players may position themselves anywhere on the field and use any part of their body to move the ball. The primary methods are kicking, hand balling and running with the ball. There are rules on how the ball can be handled: for example, players running with the ball must intermittently bounce or touch it on the ground. Throwing the ball is not allowed and players must not get caught holding the ball. Possession of the ball is in dispute at all times except when a free kick is paid. A distinctive feature of the game is the mark, where players anywhere on the field who catch a ball from a kick (with specific conditions), are awarded a free kick. Australian rules is a contact sport, in which players can tackle using their hands or use their whole body to obstruct opponents. Dangerous physical contact (such as pushing an opponent in the back), interference when marking and deliberately slowing the play are discouraged with free kicks, distance penalties or suspension, depending on the seriousness of the infringement. Frequent physical contests, aerial marking or "speckies", fast movement of both players and the ball and high scoring are the game's main attributes…(click)

ripped ACL's , broken limbs, concussions, and a early ended career are the games less enviable attributes. But American football is still the greatest spectacle on a field. Players are remembered for a eternity for one remarkable moment of their lives. No one will ever forget (click)

but long remember what happened here. It was the decisive
action of a long, tiresome, debilitating, wasteful

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and totally awesome party, dude…..

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ranch which she owned down along the Rio Grande.

In the event, Holmes decided that he really needed
to

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…make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And any time you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world…

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Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my… well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground…(click)

Round, separated into stringlets. Brown this is a well-
seasoned Dutch Oven on the stovetop over medium heat,
taking care not to burn the meat and stirring frequently.

Transfer the Ground Round to a warming dish, add a bit of
Olive Oil to the Dutch Oven and stir in the chopped

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puppies, kittens and rabbits! We've got them all at the newly opened PetMart. Everything a pet could…
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wear, down to the ears and bunny tail. Get a Playboy Bunny costume, on sale for Halloween, from your local Excitement Video, where hot is not just…

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a few of the images we've recorded. And you can see, it wasn't what we thought. There's been no war here and no terraforming event.

The environment is stable. It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors. It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression.

Well, it works.

The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else. They stopped going to work, they stopped breeding, talking, eating. There's 30 million people here, and they all just let themselves die…(click)

eting got you down? Can't lose those bothersome pounds or love handles?

Super-Fiber will scour your insides clean and help you reduce your…
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into the stamping machine. While waiting for the material
I idly placed my hand on the forming-block.

MISTAKE ! As the press descended,

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. . .from a Plantagenet King. This is hardly the first time that the blue-blooded pedigrees of US Presidents have been noted, however. 33 of them can be traced directly back to King Henry II of England, another Plantagenet, and all Presidents, again with the exception of Martin van Buren, can be traced as cousins to one another. This has led to the "most royal candidate" theory of genealogist Harold Brooks-Baker, who claimed that the outcome of any US Presidential election could be predicted by determining which . .
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is dead, the wicked witch is de-ead !

Heigh-ho, the derry-oh

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…de do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true

Poets, priests and politicians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no-one's jamming…

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your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.

Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling?

And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp?

You know how quickly the boys found you…all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars…while you could only dream of getting out…getting anywhere…getting all the way to the FBI…(click)

Director J Edgar Hoover was notorious for his cross dressing antics, culminating in …..

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the famous 'lost douchebag' incident, whereby

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…Chef Boyardee's ravioli was created, a delicious mix of pasta, meat, and…
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'…an unknown substance, Chief.' The lab tech shuffled
her papers and continued – 'So far, it's defied analysis,
even GCMS. Looks as if we'll have to call in

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the famous French flatulist Le Pétomane</> i…..

le roi du fromage, smells like old wet wood wrapped up in gym socks but it tastes like the most divine and exquisite…(click)

…gangrenous putrefaction of the affected limb, which must be amputated forthwith to avoid…
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in his hand and also void on the board, so trumped the
deftly laid Ace.

'She-ite !' screamed West. 'I've been counting hearts,
and you GOT to have one left !'

'Wrong,' replied South, 'there are exactly three hearts
left, and your partnership

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But only one is still beating! the other two are worthless unless you plan to eat them. No I prefer liver. But hearts are (click)

fragile things, my boy. And sweet, lovely young things are the leading cause of broken ones. Don't take them seriously and NEVER let them get past your…
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six…guard your six…"

"I got him I got him!"

"Don't get cocky kid…(click)

gloves will be needed to deal with this very delicate…

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texture, almost as delicate as a butterfly's wing."

So saying, she grabbed the material in the jaws of her
pliers

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and what kind of tea do you want?

There's more than one kind?

We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and…earl grey.

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to the minute local news right here on WIBG, Wibbidge
Radio, from the heart of beautiful downtown

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Burbank.
Say "Goodnight", Dick.
Goodnight, Dick.

Goodnight, everybody…

Very Interesting,
But…

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Goodnight, sweet prince….

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of a fellow, ain't he ?"

"Dunno as I'd go that far," replied Evans, "he seems
a bit dodgy to me"

"Well, when life's tossing fastballs at your head, dodgy
is what you've got to be, eh ?"

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is cast, or molded, or maybe naturally occuring, we
just don't know at this point."

"So, Professor, if the die is naturally occuring,
should we look for natural sixes, or aces, or deuces
or what ?"

"Actually, none of the above

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and if any you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human firetrucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabtastic pieces of amphibian poo. Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair…(click)

…grounds for fun all weekend long. Tractor pulls, dirt track racing and even a school bus demolition derby will available for your entertainment. If you like rides, there will be kiddie-coasters, a ferris wheel, and the classic tilt…

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-and-puke roadside diner, bemoaned by many a trucker as being some of the worst cuisine along the interstate highways and…
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famous for its "All You Can eat Roadkill Buffet Dinner"…

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was a disaster ! The roast mongoose was putrid (even
the cobra dressing couldn't save it) and the wilted
slimeweed salad was totally inedible !

Rachel Ray couldn't have saved the enterprise, even
were she to be cooking in the

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all, folks !

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…is the epitaph found on the headstone for the iconic Mel Blanc, who voiced the classic Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and who could forget…

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…former Cambodian dictator, Pol Pot, whose regime led to the deaths of millions of his people. Who also had a predilection for collecting victims' skulls and stacking them on his desk, has finally…
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left the field and good ridden, he really stunk up the joint. The Manager is pointing to his left elbow so this will bring in a lefty from the bullpen. Well, with 2 out and bases full in the 9th inning this should (click)

be an unbelievable catastrophe on a global scale…

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all the while singing 'Weigh down upon the Swami's
liver…'

The Swami was, meanwhile, forecasting dire results for
the singer's future, predicting

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