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pants, and it wiggles and itches and starts all kinds of
creepy crawly feelings in your brain, until you just
want to

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…hold your hand.
I want to hold your hand.

Oh, please, say to me
YouŽll let me be your man
and please, say to me

YouŽll let me hold your hand
Now let me hold your ha-a-a-a-nd
I want to hold your hand

And when I touch you…

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r ears!
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar…(click)

Salad and a white wine spritzer. For afters, a white
mousse with chocolate sprinkles.

And a *good* cigar – Cuban, but not mark, mind you.

For breakfast

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I recommend the coast road, it has absolutely glorious views of the….

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dark side of the Moon. Strange, since although it's
been seen from orbiting spacecraft, no landings have
been made.

Rumors of Alien bases located there are

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lies, a pestilence on him for a mad rogue! 'a pour'd a flagon
of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was, sir,
Yorick's skull, the King's jester.

This? [Takes the skull]

E'en that.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is…(click)
My gorge rises at it.

Breaker 19 Rubberduck looks like you got a smokey on yer tail

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-wind of 40 knots, so we made excellent time between
the Nest and Base.

Enough time to have a drink at the Club, followed by

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet…(click)

…s began to sound
Old Joshua shouted glory
And the walls came tumblin' down

God knows that
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
Jericho Jericho
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
And the walls…

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..did creak
Water water everywhere
nor any drop to…

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the ground and give me fifty, yardbird !"

Simmons tried to comply, but the 'ground' was hot lava,
so he

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scrubbed his greasy hands, and the pumice in the soap scoured all the filth away.

So if you have a dirty job on your hands, remember:
Lava is the soap for…

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…prison life, equipped not just with a rope but a case hardened steel chain! Also try our kevlar reinforced jock…

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Keys! Has anyone seen my …..

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-nah's are very interesting birds. Frankly, if you can
have but one bird in your life,

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…savings gone due to a Ponzi Scheme? Our law firm specializes in scam recovery. There is no money up front. We take only 50% of what is recovered because, for you, 50% is better than nothin'.

Let's hear what some satified customers are saying…

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for instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much – the wheel, New York, wars and so on – whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man – for precisely the same reasons…(click)

on high is that due to budget constraints, the entire
department of astrology will shut-down Wednesday for
a period to be determined by casting a chart of the
Chief's conception date.

What this will reveal is

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You're WHAT????

Yes, I'm pregnant! And as the lucky daddy, don't you think you should kiss your beautiful mother-of-your-child?

Darling! I…I…I…

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heard the dread chant start anew.

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn…"

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he mumbled through the gag.

'Shut up!,' shouted Monoghan as he continued to sharpen
the blade,'or I'll silence you for good and all!'

Withers twisted in his bonds, seeking

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a few good men and true ….

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just step across this line, to any man who doesn't there won't be any shame. But those who do I can't make promises that all will come out well. (all but 3 men step over the line) Men I thank you all, Captains show your men to their battle (click)

-ser, ain't as think as you drunk I am !

Shee, s'only a

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inconsequential life…oh very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for robbery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn sack…it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it…(click)

was a near-miss, really, only a small scrape as the
flung weasel zipped by my ear.

'Ha,' I cried, 'and Ha again !'

Thurlot, having missed with his first try, picked-up
an ocelot to have another go, but was forestalled by

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engine failure! The steam powered airship fell from the sky like it had been…(click)

…a kick in the head?"

Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?

Like the sailor said, quote,
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I go to sleep and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life's gonna be beautiful.
She's telling me we'll be wed;
She's picked out a king size bed.
I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick;
Tell me quick…

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lime will do a good job, Professor, of dissolving
a body, even to the bones.

So grab a shovel and pile in, put it on deep and wide
in order to

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keep the boss happy. I picks it up and the good lord brings it down. Hey boss! What you need there boy?
How long till sundown? When this road is finished I'll let you know. So we kept piling stone on that (click)

's the way ! Extend those arms ! Move your feet !
Don't forget the head-dodge ! Watch his eyes – they'll
tell you where he's going with the ball !

Great job – you got the

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junk food!

Oh, dammit. Look, this wasn't here…

You actually eat this?

Look, this wasn't here! There was *nothing* here! There was this…space! And there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! It was right here.

Well, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any reading.

Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?

Well, I…I think so, but I'm sure there are no animals in there.

Well that's just great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.

[smiles] I don't think you're crazy.

[sarcastically] Oh, good, that makes me feel so much…(click)

better get me a bucket…I'm gonna throw up…(click)

being adequate for the game. I mean, the rocks, the odd
stump, the over-grown tufts of grass – do you really
believe a proper game can be had on such an unmitigated
plot of dirt ?

Well, given the motley assortment of people who've
assembled to play, I think the pitch lives down to their
sub-terranean standard, don't you

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…Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me

Will you stand above me?
Look my way, never love me
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down

Will you recognise me?
Call my name or walk on by
Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
Down, down, down, down

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Ohhhh…

Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling…

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s…Nothing more than feelings.
Trying to forget my
Feelings of love.
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElings
whoa, whoa, whoa, Feeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
Whoa, whoa,

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Mohammed became the war cry of the Parachute Brigade in Tunisia in ….

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…by Dizzy Gillespie, "So What" by Miles Davis and "Sketch" by the MJQ. Coming up in the next hour we'll hear "Night Rider" by Stan Getz and "Moanin'" by…

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your leave, Sir !' and so saying, the boy saluted
smartly and passed away up the walk.

'D'you know,' said Ames, 'I'm not sure I remember the
last time that particular piece of military courtesy
was exercised hereabouts.'

'Certainly you do,' I replied, 'it was right after

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the wise-guy, eh, Rafferty ? Well, this time your
wisecracks will cost you !

Boys, grab 'em and

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let's give them Rebels hell" shouted the colonel. We quickly formed ranks in front of a fence and loaded as fast as we were able. The Rebels were coming down a hill towards us at a good pace, at about 500 yds our artillery opened up on them, but it put no fear in them as far as I could tell. The captain told us to hold our fire till they came in a bit closer, when they were at 100yds we gave them a volley. They staggered for a moment (click)

to moment is no way to live – but sometimes it's what you
do to survive. In that green hell, death could come at
any time and took many forms, from the Banyan tree
crushing you as it toppled over to the sniper drawing a
deadly bead on your head.

Moment to moment, you

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Take my breath away
Take my breath away
….

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wait…no…I didn't mean it…uurk…I ey..ahhk..I..caaaah…brethh…breg..I…(click)

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you

Oh can't you see-e-e-e
You belong to…

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the 7th Cavalry Priiiiiiiiiiiiiivate! Body and soul! So smarten up! And if I hear one more word about five thousand in…

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cash, all bills to be used and none larger than a
twenty.

Or you'll never see

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A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest…..

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