| The Shadow | 08 Apr 2011 6:40 p.m. PST |
…will all be on "Dancing With The Stars" next season. This season's winner… click |
| Muah ha ha | 08 Apr 2011 8:13 p.m. PST |
…the gecko from that stupid insurance commercial is scheduled for castration and lobotomization in the sincere hope that nothing such an abomination can ever happen again. Our prayers go out… (click) |
| capncarp | 08 Apr 2011 9:38 p.m. PST |
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further… Click! |
| Etranger | 08 Apr 2011 10:57 p.m. PST |
Is your insurance up to date? Check out our competitive … <click> |
| capncarp | 09 Apr 2011 7:31 a.m. PST |
streak a mile wide, which has driven him to blow past all other contenders! His pit crew have shaved off every wasted second and can change all four tires in less time than other teams need to refuel!
He may be up against the Old Guard of Racing, but if anyone can shake them out of any complacency… Click |
| Etranger | 09 Apr 2011 5:19 p.m. PST |
then dread, dead, dreaming Cthulu most certainly will …. <click> |
| Muah ha ha | 09 Apr 2011 5:30 p.m. PST |
…party like a rock star! Yes, all your favorite early-late-neo-hip-hop-country-western singers will… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 09 Apr 2011 10:18 p.m. PST |
in the making, the super shammy can absorb ten times its weight in liquid before becoming…(click) |
| Etranger | 09 Apr 2011 11:38 p.m. PST |
unstable. If not damped down then a nuclear explosion is….. <click> |
| 28mmMan | 10 Apr 2011 8:27 a.m. PST |
sure to set an example of how to prepare for college entrance exams…you will find that if you are ready for the tests mentally, emotionally, and physically…(click) |
| Muah ha ha | 10 Apr 2011 5:07 p.m. PST |
…until zere iz nozzing left of you Mr. Bond. Ve haf broken shtronger men zan… (click) |
Ed Mohrmann  | 10 Apr 2011 5:54 p.m. PST |
tak for what ails you. If that doesn't work, bend over,
put your head between your legs, and kiss <click> |
| capncarp | 10 Apr 2011 6:14 p.m. PST |
appearing Live On Stage! Along with AC/DC! Iron Maiden! And dozens of other washed-up old rockers! See if they make it through their set, or keel over stone-cold dead from all the partying they did! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
See the Remnants of Rock! Live at Geritol Center! You may never see these bands alive again! Tickets go on sale…
Click |
| 28mmMan | 10 Apr 2011 6:25 p.m. PST |
so lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today…(click) |
| 14Bore | 10 Apr 2011 7:52 p.m. PST |
laughing your cotton picking heads off. These comedians will entertain everyone from the oldest to the youngest. So come on down tonight and see (click) |
| The Shadow | 10 Apr 2011 9:21 p.m. PST |
…the pyramids along the nile
watch the sunset on a tropic isle
but remember darling, all the while
you belong to… click |
| Etranger | 10 Apr 2011 10:27 p.m. PST |
" Mickey Mouse Club,
Mickey Mouse Club
Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! " <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 11 Apr 2011 3:58 a.m. PST |
's  ing snuffed it !" A line from one of the comedy routines of the Monty
Python troupe, a group of zanies who <click> |
| 28mmMan | 11 Apr 2011 8:23 a.m. PST |
a Sorcerer's Apprentice…You'll be dead, the dragon will still be alive and I'll still be a virgin! You'll be dead, and I don't care! Of course, the lottery. Sons are spared, but daughters are not. Yes, the lottery…(click) |
| The Shadow | 11 Apr 2011 9:49 a.m. PST |
ticket to board on track 29 for Anaheim, Azusa and Cu……camonga. That's our train Rochester. Hurry up and… click |
| CLDISME | 11 Apr 2011 11:22 a.m. PST |
…head to the basement, interior room, or other storm shelter immediately! To repeat, a Tornado Warning has been issued by the National Weather Service for Lincoln, Washington, and Adams Counties until 4:15 this afternoon. A funnel cloud has been spotted by trained weather observers over… <click> |
| capncarp | 11 Apr 2011 3:12 p.m. PST |
turned the portable blind in a clumsy attempt to catch a photo of the rare red-crested double-breasted Speckled Pithing-Swope pigeon. Needless to say, they didn't manage to get a photograph, and scared off the only specimen ever sighted in the last 68 years. I fear the balance of this expedition will be less than profitable, and I am planning on packing up the few specimens we have and hauling them to…
Click |
| 14Bore | 11 Apr 2011 3:45 p.m. PST |
the lab. Doctor do you think there's an antidote for this virus? I don't know, I just don't know. How fast can we disseminate the antidote once we discover it? OH, I think it could be a couple of weeks and that's once we find a match. Won't most of all mankind be wiped off the earth by then? Very (click) |
| The Shadow | 11 Apr 2011 8:54 p.m. PST |
good to see that you're on the case LeStrade. Never mind that Holmes. What do you kow about this Borgia Pearl? Why it's elementary my dear inspector. The pearl… click |
| Etranger | 11 Apr 2011 11:40 p.m. PST |
Harbor and the Explosions there with their great, great song. Next up…… <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 12 Apr 2011 4:52 a.m. PST |
or down, it's just a vote, he said. Ah ! So that's why he failed of re-election, I
suppose. Will he run again, or <click> |
| 28mmMan | 12 Apr 2011 7:44 a.m. PST |
people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay, lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze? I never even met Admiral Kirk. Captain, Captain, Captain…save your strength…these 'Admiral?' 'Admiral!' 'Admiral'…never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sand heap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us? You lie! On Ceti Alpha Five there was life! A fair chance… [shouts] THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste. 'Admiral' Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically-engineered intellect that allowed us to survive. On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over millions…(click) |
| CLDISME | 12 Apr 2011 11:10 a.m. PST |
…of homes have been disrupted. The regional power company has been furiously trying to restore power. They have been prioritizing hospitals and government centers where the back-up generators have been working overtime. Residents are advised not to… <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 12 Apr 2011 1:46 p.m. PST |
cut the red wire – or is it the black wire – or perhaps
the white wire – or <click> |
| 28mmMan | 12 Apr 2011 4:14 p.m. PST |
the big red button, what ever you do don't press the big red button…have you have to do is guard this door and do not let anyone into this room…and no matter how tempted you are, do not touch the big red button…(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 12 Apr 2011 4:37 p.m. PST |
s was a very funny actor in his day, but perhaps his
most interesting role was in the film, The Longest Day,
wherein he portrayed <click> |
| 14Bore | 12 Apr 2011 5:27 p.m. PST |
Lt Colonel Ben Vandervoort. John Wayne played the commander of the 2nd Battalion, 505th PIR 82nd Airborne Division which took and defended Saint-Mere-Eglise during the D-Day invasion despite suffering a broken ankle on the parachute drop. He was (click) |
| Etranger | 12 Apr 2011 7:31 p.m. PST |
dressed in a traditional clown suit with long shoes, red nose, fuzzy wig and all. He looked a grand sight as he walked down the….. <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 13 Apr 2011 3:41 a.m. PST |
line of prisoners, administering a blow with his
truncheon to those who seemed fractious. 'Take that, scum,' he roared,'and there'll be more later!' Across the parade ground <click> |
| CLDISME | 13 Apr 2011 7:59 a.m. PST |
…emergency responders are quickly attending to the injured from this horrific 10-vehicle accident. Two ambulances have already departed the scene. The number of injured victims and their conditions are unknown at this time. Law enforcement on the scene are understandably unwilling to provide comment at this time. Witnesses, however, are stating there was a black sports car with sequential red L.E.D. lamps on its front bumper travelling at excessive speeds just prior to the accident. Although we have a good vantage point of the accident site, I cannot spot any vehicle matching that description. In the mean time, highway officials are advising… <click> |
| 14Bore | 13 Apr 2011 1:18 p.m. PST |
that all motorists use alternate roads away from the pursuit. The bank heist suspects are turning onto West Passyunk Avenue with 12 police cars following at a high rate of speed. Now he is turning left onto Broad Street, Oooh he just side swiped a Tastycake truck, but still going. They need to get people off the street before this idiot hits someone. He's swerved to avoid a tractor-trailer and mows over a hoagie cart. The police I think are going to try (click) |
| 28mmMan | 13 Apr 2011 2:51 p.m. PST |
to ride to the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet…(click) |
| Etranger | 13 Apr 2011 11:27 p.m. PST |
began to sound
Old Joshua shouted glory
And the walls came tumblin' down ….. <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 14 Apr 2011 4:16 a.m. PST |
among the ne'er do-wells dwelt a slacker of huge
reputation. His non-accomplishments were legion – his ennui of
enormous depth and his attainment to <click> |
| 14Bore | 14 Apr 2011 4:55 p.m. PST |
just yesterday, why back in my day we walked to school uphill, both ways. Carried my kid brother on my back too, and without shoes, in the snow, and 10 pounds of books we did lug back and forth, drudging 2 miles uphill to that one room school house. And after a 9 hour day drudged uphill all the way home. My little brother was half a foot taller that I was, but since he was the little one being 2 years younger I carried him on my back. Now I bet you don't believe me (click) |
| capncarp | 14 Apr 2011 6:58 p.m. PST |
just ask the guy in the phone booth! Was he surprised! Of course seeing a now-wingless Jenny ex-biplane heading for you, propeller still spinning at full throttle, being trapped in a rather flimsy telephone booth, and you'd be… Click |
| Etranger | 14 Apr 2011 7:29 p.m. PST |
Trapped! He couldn't move his legs at all. One arm was still free & he could move his head a little but that was ….
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 15 Apr 2011 3:35 a.m. PST |
the extent of the defendant's crime, your Honor – he
did, with intent to gawk, mope, while standing at
the corner of Walk and Don't Walk, as the pictures taken
by the arresting officer clearly show. Such flaunting of contempt for the law deserves <click> |
| CLDISME | 15 Apr 2011 7:19 a.m. PST |
…more with your initial order which is shipped in discrete packaging. All you do is pay for shipping. Order now. That number again is… <click> |
| 14Bore | 15 Apr 2011 7:39 a.m. PST |
818-555-9234, again 818-555-9293, or was that 4? I don't know try 3 or 4 one of them will work I'm sure, maybe (click) |
| 28mmMan | 15 Apr 2011 4:09 p.m. PST |
here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If once I be a widow, ever I be a wife! 'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while,
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep. Sleep rock thy brain,
And never come mischance between us twain! Madam, how like you this play? The lady doth protest too much, methinks…(click) |
| Muah ha ha | 15 Apr 2011 4:27 p.m. PST |
…thou art a head… BRRAAAPPP! STATION LICENSE SUSPENDED PENDING INVESTIGATION OF VIOLATION OF FCC… (click) |
| capncarp | 15 Apr 2011 6:45 p.m. PST |
See ya real soon…
K-E-Y
Why? Cause we LOVE you!
M-O-U-S-E Click |
| Ed Mohrmann | 15 Apr 2011 8:10 p.m. PST |
G-B-D-F ! If you can't remember that, you'll never a
musician make ! But I don't want <click> |
| The Shadow | 15 Apr 2011 9:42 p.m. PST |
…to set the world on fire
I just want to start…a little flame in your click |
experiments to find a better way to mount aircraft for wargaming.