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used spell-check to correct your mistakes. Computers do this very easily by pointing out what you have misspelled, punctuation corrections, and incorrect grammar. This marvel of machine (click)

-gun technology will be wanted by USPS workers everywhere
and those in possession of one will be the envy of their
peers !

So, right now, today, this minute, hurry down to

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Hardees! Where the burgers are charcoal…

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and ash, if they ever return, "They'll burn. We'll build"…the dragons don't leave anything alive…they burn everything…(click)

to alleviate the build up excess material waste. Of course heavy metals are then collected in pools according to type, gold, silver and platinum are the most regarded, Bronze, iron and copper are very useful in the making of objects, but wood and cloth are of no use to dragons. Who don't wear clothes and tend to live in caves, (and now we return to our regularly scheduled program) so they just burn everything (click)

in its path. The high winds and low humidity have hampered the firefighters efforts to contain this wildfire. The few residents in this rural area have been asked to evacuate although it is not known if they have done so. As the sun sets on another day of this massive wildfire, the smoke and ash have turn the sky an eerie color of…

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passionfruit, lime and watermelon are the latest taste sensations at The Gelato Factory. Try some today or ….

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you'll go without ! No rations, Bucko, and no water,
either !

Y' don't wanna work, y' ain't gonna eat – been a rule
since

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question stand and I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."

"But it was the Great Question! The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything," howled Loonquawl.

"Yes," said Deep Thought with the air of one who suffers fools gladly, "but what actually is it?"

A slow stupefied silence crept over the men as they stared at the computer and then at each other.

"Well, you know, it's just Everything … Everything …" offered Phouchg weakly.

"Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means…(click)

forty-two hours left in this marathon sale at Big Huggy's Used Buggies Car Emporium. Big Huggy has reduced the prices on all the vehicles on the lot and has financing available if you need it. But at these prices, I don't think you will need it. You can find Big Huggy's Used Buggies Car Emporium across the street from Lincoln County Fairgrounds. Once the racing starts on Saturday at the Fairgrounds, the sale ends here. Hurry on over! Deals like this come only once in a lifetime. Big Huggy has available to roll off the lot right now this mint condition…

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gen-u-wine 8x10 color glossy autographed photo's of
Paul Bunyan, the legendary logger of the Northwest
Woods !

Your's for a pittance, friends, and if you buy two, we'll
throw in

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…a year's supply of turtlewax, and a copy of our "Let's Bomb a Subway" home game! And it can all be yours, Desmond, if the…

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rice is – well, ready to eat, as we say. Otherwise,
you'll be stuck with the booby prize – and NICE boobies
they are, perhaps a bit gamey, but what can you expect
from

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foul, that makes the count 2-2, the wind-up and the pitch…… crack…. That balls going, going, going, its outtta here for a home run. A walk off (click)

somewhere on a fetid, fog-bound mud bank on Vogsphere there stands, surrounded by the dirty, broken and empty carapaces of the last few jeweled scuttling crabs, a small stone monument which marks the place where, it is thought, the species Vogon Vogonblurtus first arose. On the monument there is carved an arrow which points away, into the fog, under which is inscribed in plain, simple letters the words…the buck stops there…(click)

…on the river of the Hankey Pankey,
A bullfrog jumped from bank to banky,
One, two, three…

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…oh that's how elemetary…it's gonna be
so come on let's fall in love
it's easy…like takin' candy…from a…

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frying pan to the fire, Collins ! How in heck did you
EVER decide to hit the EPO switch KNOWING that the
sprinkler system is charged by ELECTRIC pumps ?!?!?

'Stupid idiot' is TOO MILD a term to

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express how I feel, You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.

Why, what did she tell you?

Oh I don't know, I didn't listen…(click)

2011 models are now in stock.  
Come visit our sales department for you new car or… 
our service deparment for you existing car.  
We are open evenings for your convenience.
You can find us just off of…

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…his rocker. Jumpin' Jupiter Astro. There's no way that anything can live on a planet like this. In fact, ya see this thing? It may look like it could be alive, but it's just a log. Watch and i'll show ya how I stick my hand right into…

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the air. It worked, since the catapult was calibrated
for loads between 10 and 150 pounds, therefore it easily
tossed the 110-pound woman over the wall and through the

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…Looking Glass" this Saturday at the historic Children's Theatre in downtown Walton. The admission is simply a donation of cat or dog food or pet supplies for the Walton Humane Society which serves the Tri-County area. The curtain rises…

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the curtain closes, the curtain rises, the curtain closes, the curtain rises, the curtain closes. "Homer quit playing with the curtain." "Yes Marge (click)

ed that The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick…(click)

… that's right private, you're nothing but a damn gold brick! Well, don't worry, the army's got a plan for guys like you…

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"Thats right, the Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away…!"

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all boats, away !"

This last was followed by shouts and screams, as the
stern-most davit holding Number 4 collapsed, sending a
load of Sea Scouts into

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the food processor with four cloves of garlic, a quartered medium onion, the juice of one lemon, ten to twelve capers, a cup of quality mayonnaise…blend until smooth…spread on toast points, top with parmigiano, and baked for ten minutes at…(click)

the height of the midday sun. Our Grants and Stuarts were so hot you couldn't touch them, yet the Africa Corp was coming so you had no choice. We loaded up the meager supply's we had onto our tanks and set off for the front. By sundown (click)

…on empty
Running on-running blind
Running on-running into the sun
But I'm running behind
Gotta do what you can just to keep your love alive
Trying not to confuse it with what you do to survive
In sixty-nine I was twenty-one and I called the road my own
I don't know when that road turned into the road I'm on
Running on-running on empty
Running on-running blind
Running on-running into the sun
But I'm running behind
Everyone I know, everywhere I go
People need some reason to believe
I don't know about anyone but…

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…I is freezing Andy! We should nevah have bought dis here cab wid no roof!

Oh don't worry about dat Amos. We just gonna call dis da "Fresh Air Cab Company" an da customers gonna flock…

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-eta-flocketa-flocketa). "Chopper's in-bound, LT,
Dustoff'll have you outta here quick. Them punji's'll
ride with ya, since we need bolt-cutters to snip 'em
off so's y' can git treated. Mr. Charlie

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Chan is a brilliant detective with understandably limited facility in the English language whose powers of observation, logic, and personal rectitude and humility made him an exemplary, entirely honorable character

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exceeds the average Emu in size. This is particularly
interesting in that the Ostriches of the area, while
of average size, are far more agressive than the

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cost per share of pork futures is expected to rise sharply by the end of the week due to the swine flu spreading through the mid-West at an alarming rate…(click)

and the Dow is up 3, the S & P is up 14. Tomorrow's weather,highs in the mid 40's to start the day and cloudy with rain arriving by mid afternoon and high's in low 60's. Saturday should be a clearing day with clouds breaking late morning and we will see the sun by afternoon high's getting to around 70. In Sports (click)

…the Four Horsemen,coached by Knute Rockne, led Notre Dame to victory when quarterback Harry Stuhldreher threw a…

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…fit that nearly cost him his career.

So now Sheen will be joining Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Mike Tyson on this season's upcoming Celebrity Probation!

Yes, the laughs begin as four…

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year olds proceed to destroy the living room, tearing up cushions, painting on the walls and generally behaving like

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year olds proceed to destroy the living room, tearing up cushions, painting on the walls and generally behaving like

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…Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Mike Tyson…

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…will be starring in the latest version of "The Three Musketeers". When asked if…

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a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus Ⅴ, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough…(click)

…for the latest version of the Mickey Mouse Club. The doors to this open audition will open at 9:00 am sharp at the Orpheum Theatre. Mouseketeer hopefuls must be between the ages of ten and fifteen and be accompanied by a parent or other legal guardian throughout the entire evaluation process. The talent scouts are looking for children who can sing and…

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do calculus simultaneously. All selectees will go through a strenuous screening process, which includes an 8 week training camp. If selected (click)

…they will be transported to the Space Academy to become Solar Scouts on graduating. Much of the training will take place aboard the space cruiser…

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s take up at the dock," said Dad.
"But it's not a REALLY big boat, dear," said Mother hopefully.
"I'm afraid it's just a little too much for our way…
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of life will be threatened by the incursion of the wild hogs…(click)

…such as Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and Mike Tyson…

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