| Karellian Knight | 20 Jan 2011 5:42 a.m. PST |
Jon Bon Jovi, that's right folks, right here right….(click) |
| Manflesh | 20 Jan 2011 5:51 a.m. PST |
…now with an expanding four-gauge air cushion, the vertimax incontinence trouser insert goes straight to the…(click) |
| Tachikoma | 20 Jan 2011 7:24 a.m. PST |
raw sewage, which erupted from an open valve at the treatment plant, inundating (…click) |
The G Dog  | 20 Jan 2011 7:35 a.m. PST |
Rockhampton and large portions of Queensland. Authorities say…(click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Jan 2011 8:15 a.m. PST |
click …there is no need for alarm. The aliens appear friendly and one of them is carrying a cook book. This is obviously a show of friendship and… click |
| John the OFM | 20 Jan 2011 8:33 a.m. PST |
,,,the finest in colonic cleansing and aroma therapy supplies are at our new store in Exeter, having a Grand Opening on … >click< |
| Stepman3 | 20 Jan 2011 9:15 a.m. PST |
…January 21st…"And don't forget our line of feminine hygiene products, It'll have you feeling fresh and smelling…>click< |
| 28mmMan | 20 Jan 2011 9:48 a.m. PST |
like Testors paint thinner and matte spray sealer in the morning, which reminds me of…(click) |
 Parzival  | 20 Jan 2011 10:03 a.m. PST |
… a tractor trailer that has overturned on Highway 13, completely blocking both lanes into and out of the Epswich area. At this time the contents of the rig have not yet been determined, although eye witnesses report animal… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 20 Jan 2011 10:08 a.m. PST |
vegetable, and mineral contents that has some how combined into a horror of evil intelligence and malicious intent, is there anything that can be…(click) |
| Tachikoma | 20 Jan 2011 10:28 a.m. PST |
more delicious? I don't think so! Just add this special sauce, made with… (click) |
Ganesha Games  | 20 Jan 2011 11:18 a.m. PST |
what evil lurks in the hearts of … (click) |
| John the OFM | 20 Jan 2011 11:29 a.m. PST |
…Ricky Gervais was taking to task today for comments he made as MAster of Ceremonies at the Golden Globes.
Particularly for comments he made about… |
| Pijlie | 20 Jan 2011 12:15 p.m. PST |
…. the Perry brothers who have finally come to a decision whether or not to produce a complete range for the War Of Jenkin's Ear. They have decided to (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Jan 2011 12:49 p.m. PST |
click …might be his alibi Pop. Bad alibi like dead fish. Cannot stand test of time. But Pop… click |
| Parzival | 20 Jan 2011 2:09 p.m. PST |
… severe burns. According to a preliminary report, lightning appears to have struck the station's power lines, surging through the "shock jock's" headphones during the popular call-in… (click) |
| Tachikoma | 20 Jan 2011 2:56 p.m. PST |
riot that broke out shortly after the start of the tent revival. Forty three were injured, several seriously. Police suspect that the cause of the disturbance was the prescence of several dozen tourette's patients who were taking shelter from the rain after their bus… (click) |
| OldGrenadier | 20 Jan 2011 3:10 p.m. PST |
"…busted down its stall…" |
| The G Dog | 20 Jan 2011 4:50 p.m. PST |
aroma that fills the kitchen. The secret is… (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Jan 2011 5:37 p.m. PST |
Click …in this hidden room. Look Margo! A brick in the wall is loose. Oh Lamont! Do you suppose this where… Click |
 Murphy | 20 Jan 2011 6:42 p.m. PST |
(click) …The infection has oozed out of the patients wounds as a team of highly trained medical professionals tried desperately to…(click) |
| John the OFM | 20 Jan 2011 6:56 p.m. PST |
..trade Carmello Anthony to the New Jersey Nets. However, Carmello has publicly… |
| Pijlie | 20 Jan 2011 10:54 p.m. PST |
(click)…. been raging for two days now. As of yet, no cessation of hostilities has been observed. The UN have… (Click) |
| Paul Y | 20 Jan 2011 11:20 p.m. PST |
(click)…advised that you lock all doors and windows, and do not – repeat – do not approach anyone who you suspect might be carrying the contagion. Visible symptoms include … (click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Jan 2011 12:42 a.m. PST |
click …it's time to go home. We've both been sound asleep.
Wake up little Suzy and weep.
The movies over it's… Click |
| Covert Walrus | 21 Jan 2011 2:51 a.m. PST |
. . . That man again! (theme music)
"well, hello folks, it's your old chum Tommy again. Now I had a funny turn the other day – too bad he couldn't be on the show, we could do with a laugh – no, no, I came over all queer, so I went to the doctor, and he told me that the probme seemed to be a nameless squamous parasite, lodged in my – " ( click!) |
| Grumpygamer | 21 Jan 2011 6:19 a.m. PST |
"1972 Chevelle Classic in excellant condition and for sale now by the original owner. If your interested you can call with questions or an offer at 555-1234 or just." (click) |
| Stepman3 | 21 Jan 2011 6:47 a.m. PST |
…suck on these…Cough-Be-Gone throat logenzes…gets rid of…>click< |
| The Shadow | 21 Jan 2011 9:24 a.m. PST |
click …"The Last of the Mohicans" tonight's play on "The Lux Radio Theater" starring… click |
| Manflesh | 21 Jan 2011 11:15 a.m. PST |
Stephen Hawking and his new book entitled "Roll Hard" click… |
| J Womack 94 | 21 Jan 2011 12:03 p.m. PST |
on the bread board, then flatten the dough… (click) |
| Parzival | 21 Jan 2011 1:06 p.m. PST |
… boy!
Let's give the boy a hand!
Let's hear it for my baby;
You know you go to understand. Maybe he's no Romeo,
But he's my lovin one man…
(CLICK) |
| Aurelian | 21 Jan 2011 3:29 p.m. PST |
..or die trying! I'll never allow INSIDIOUS DR. CRUM to seize control of this colony. Not while I'm alive to stop it!" "But daddy, what can we do? He has us surrounded! Doc Twilight hasn't been seen for days, the garrison's almost out of ammunition, and they say that Crum's Electro-Mechanified men can paralyze a man with barely a…" (click) |
| Paul Y | 21 Jan 2011 4:53 p.m. PST |
…tail-feather, bend over let me see you shake your tail feather, c'mon let me see you shake your tail feather, aaaaaAAAAAAHHH Twisting, shake it shake it shake it baybeee… (click) |
| capncarp | 21 Jan 2011 5:00 p.m. PST |
(click) Lima beans with the chicken cutlets, adding two cups of fully-fatted sour cream and a large heaping (click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Jan 2011 5:48 p.m. PST |
click …pile of skulls! Tarzan…that's a sign of the dread Obongo tribe! I know Jane. I'll speak to them in their native tongue and… click |
| Stepman3 | 21 Jan 2011 6:53 p.m. PST |
"I coming in!" As the deck of the carrier grew ever closer, Captain…>click< |
| capncarp | 21 Jan 2011 8:31 p.m. PST |
(click)…who, as President-for-Life, has absolute rule over his constituents, and shows the protesters in custody his mercy by a quick and relatively painless…(Click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 21 Jan 2011 8:35 p.m. PST |
Exploding violently causing the destruction of the day care center and the…. (Click) |
| 28mmMan | 21 Jan 2011 8:37 p.m. PST |
Yog-Sothoth…knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again and…(click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 21 Jan 2011 9:17 p.m. PST |
And rise in the ove. When cooled cover in chocolate… (Click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Jan 2011 9:35 p.m. PST |
click …flavored Ovaltine. And now kids, you can get this swell secret decoder ring just like Captain Midnight wears! You'll be able to… click |
| 28mmMan | 21 Jan 2011 9:43 p.m. PST |
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn (click) |
| Aurelian | 22 Jan 2011 4:06 a.m. PST |
"Aww, come on, Wa. I've got too much of a hangover to speak Manchu today. Can't you just bring me the special?" "Yes, sir, Mr. Julian, sir! Right away, sir! I bring you number one special!" "You're a peach, Wa. That'll do fine for me. Say, have you seen Ms. Smythe, lately?" "Seen her? No. But brother say he see her at Club Obi-Wan. He say she up to no good, busy filling her…" (click) |
| Steve Hazuka | 22 Jan 2011 5:20 a.m. PST |
mouth of the cave with the bones of the dead knights that had tried to get by the Killer Rabbit. Arthur now turned to his valiant knight. (Click) |
| The Shadow | 22 Jan 2011 7:55 a.m. PST |
click …Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Tonight, on The Mercury Theater of the Air, "The Sign of the Four". Brought to you by… click |
| Paul Y | 22 Jan 2011 9:39 a.m. PST |
…the Purple Gang – Let's Rock, everybody let's rock, everybody in the whole cell block, was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
The sadsack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
Warden said 'hey buddy don't you be no square,
If you can't find a partner use a wooden…' (click) |
| Parzival | 22 Jan 2011 11:46 a.m. PST |
…knife. Professor Gilbreadth is wanted for questioning in the death of Joanna Crumbley of South Gatewall and the disappearance of James Hartwood of Upper Epswich. He should be considered armed and… (click) |
| Pijlie | 22 Jan 2011 12:45 p.m. PST |
(click)… has been using Viagra for years and never experienced any undesirable side-effects. Bill Manolo from Minnesota has …. (click) |
| The Shadow | 22 Jan 2011 4:52 p.m. PST |
Click …an accident this afternoon at Park and Willow involved a motorcycle, a truck and dog. All that is left of the dog is one eye and one leg. If you can identify… click |
