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to count to one thousand…(click)

At the dawning of the new millenium, it seemed that anything was possible…

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will scatter once caught in light, often seen when entering the kitchen or bathroom at night and switching the light on…while an individual roach may freeze in place, your best chance is to strike…(click)

a pose and hold it while the photographer gets the picture
or arrange to have several hours for a sitting session,
which'll cost a blue

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Quintene" Yoda "I'll take your bet I will that things will turn out for good yes" As the battle rages further away Yoda & Luke creep into the command ship. Yoda swings his light saber and cuts a Imperial Stormtrooper in half at the waist, Luke cuts the other guard Stormtrooper at the head. Slowly the sneek up to the Colonel and surprise him. Luke " Give up Colonel, your position is hopeless" Colonel Zardoz "My situation is indeed hopeless, for either I die by your hand Jedi, or by the hand of Vader" Yoda "If you come to the Force, we can help you we can" Colonel Zardoz "What can I do to help you?" Luke "Stop your forces from attacking Terrement's soldiers , and let my droid take control of your ship" Colonel Zardoz " If that is your offer, what have I to (click)

day's special is seared brains, roasted fava beans, and a fine Tuscan chianti…robust and full of flavor, I think you will fine the…(click)

my terms to be acceptable" Yoda "We do, now for your weapon sir" Luke takes the hand laser from the Colonel. Luke "R2 take control and tell the awaiting transports the invasion was successful and they are not needed" R2D2 " be-werrrp, dizzzz brinnnn tweeerr" Luke " Lets go find Mr Terrement and tell

… it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere.
Go tell it on the mountain,
that Je…

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..rks like you should not be calling late night radio shows all the time. Take your medication and go to bed already!

Our next caller claims to be from…

the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land, and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean:
We are proud to claim the title
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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band….

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together and we shall prevail !

Preach it, Reverend, and

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the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you – daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with…(click)

Outer Mongolia, where the winds howl across the arid landscapes, sculpting the rock into shapes scarcely describable by human…
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jedi, ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless…(click)

…operation of a motor vehicle, three counts of disorderly conduct, and one count of sidewalk spitting with intent to defalc. What say you to these…

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charges? Negative or positive poles, plus or minus, to add or takeaway, to build or to destroy. But why else on earth are we here? To finish what you or another man has sta.. (click)

-Puft Marshmallow Man", said Ray.
"Egon?"
"I'm sorry, Peter. I'm terrified beyond rational thought."
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Rightly so.

They're as rich in English titles and lands as they are in Scottish, just as we are.

You admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage; so does a dog.

But it is exactly the ability to *compromise* that makes a man noble. And understand this: Edward Longshanks is the most ruthless king ever to sit on the throne of England. And none of us, and nothing of Scotland will remain, unless *we* are as ruthless.

Give ear to our nobles. Knowing their minds is the key to the throne…(click)

of power. Once seized, the realm will be ours, and
the riches therein ! Consider, Athelstan – gold,
jewels, precious artifacts – all ours !

We shall be as Creosus, or Midas

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Touch Beer from Dogfish Head Craft Brewery. This recipe is the actual oldest-known fermented beverage in the world! It is an ancient Turkish recipe using the original ingredients from the 2700 year old drinking vessels discovered in the tomb of King Midas. Somewhere between wine & mead; this smooth, sweet, yet dry ale will please the Chardonnay of beer drinker alike.

Original Release Date:
03/1999

Food Pairing Recommendations:
Pan-Asian dishes, risotto, curries, baked fish and chicken

Glassware Recommendation:
White Wine

Tasting Notes:
Honey, saffron, papaya, melon, biscuity, succulent

Wine Comparable:
Sauterne Champagne…(click)

Daye broke his arm. Tripped and fell from the porch
steps – no booze involved he claims.

Just a simple fracture, not anything alarming, except

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no substitutes! Use only Gritto (tm), the gentle scouring powder, and your pans will shine like…

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or not to like ? It's all good, ain't it ?

And if it ain't, well

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…down which young Timmy fell late last week.

Among other innovative solutions, the use of liquid nitrogen to flash-freeze Timmy so that he might be recovered by future generations has been…

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too strict, too rigid with the application of our laws, and as a consequence, have we not learned to live together in relative peace and harmony, huh? And this day's lawlessness is how you repay my leniency. Well you leave me with little choice. An assault on the king's soldiers is the same as an assault on the king himself…(click)

-made man, he proclaimed !

'A perfect example of unskilled labor,' I replied.

I ducked, and the shovel he swung at me missed by scant
inches.

'Ha !', I cried, 'you can't even

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conduct a witch-hunt here in Salem County..

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Sheriff comes a-knockin' at the door, claiming to have a
search warrant.

If that happens, the best thing to do is to

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… immediately resort to an aluminum baseball bat. The league's restrictions on this and other, more technologically advanced sports equipment simply represent a backward…

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…resort to the aluminum baseball bat. The league's rules here are simply dinosaurian, as the wooden bat is, by definition, filled with internal irregularities that make it more dangerous to the batter, less consistent and…

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e the order Sgt…call down the lightning before we are overrun…that's an order

This Omega Alpha Alpha, on my mark, send your package…now!

(BOOOOBMOBOMOBOMOBBBOOOOOOBMMMMBOBOOBOBOBOOOOOOOOM!!)

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-self, Howard. And, at the risk of repeating myself,
I insist

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on a massive pyrotechnic display, full of colour, noise and fury. After all, what better way to celebrate a ….

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followng:

'If he, being young and unskillful, play for coinage in
silver and gold, TAKE HIM, my son, praising Heaven !
For the kid was made to be sold !'

What the poet's meaning is

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Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
Were three little fishes and their mommy fishy too
Swim! said the mommy fishy, Swim if you can!
And they swam and they swam right over the…

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Damage Control, report!

We've taken three torpedoes in the forward compartments, sir! We're down by the bows with a 10-degree list to starboard. Counterflooding has commenced on the port quarter. Maximum speed is reduced to 15 knots. Survivors from the impact area say that right before the explosions, there were distinct…
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-ion, or men of distinction, too. Perhaps people of
distinction ?

In any case, our products are not used by the
undistinguished, the illiterate, or the penurious.

Only the best can afford

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a very fine case of Clos de Beze, the Emperor's favorite (click)

…nightingale learns that the emperor is dying and returns to the palace. Death is so moved by the nightingale's song that he departs and the emperor recovers. The nightingale agrees to sing to the emperor of all the happenings in the empire, that he will be known as the wisest emperor ever to…

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snap his fingers, cross his toes and wiggle his nose
and ears at the same time.

This rite succeeded in chasing off the

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Time keeps on slipping,
slipping into the future…

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…..and we will all live in the Future!!! Now, for only $1999, you too can buy a house on The Moon!!! Premium lots for sale in the Sea of Tranquility, operators are standing by….

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…so don't delay! Get your Kramden and Norton "Chef of the Future" multi-use kitchen tool before supplies…

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evaporate in the solar flare scheduled to erupt in
about one hundred and ten millenia !

Stock up now ! You really don't want to miss

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…Scarlett! Miss Scarlett! The Yankees is comin' Miss…

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Strike 2…Planter steps out of the batter's box…
tense situation, game tied, last of the ninth, 2 out,
a runner at third…count is full…

OK, Planter steps back into the batter's box. Fogarty
eyes the runner on third, goes into his stretch, and
here's the

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[last message before evacuating Alpha] We are Mankind. We came from planet Earth, and we built this base, called Alpha, to learn more about space. But human error blasted this Moon out of the Earth's orbit. And so, we have traveled the Universe searching for a place to live. Now, we can no longer live here, and we go to face an uncertain future on the planet that has nearly destroyed us. You, whoever you are, who find this empty vessel of Alpha, come and seek us out, if we still exist. Come and teach us all you know. Because, we have learned many things, but most of all, we have learned we still have much to learn…(click)

…about women. I tell ya Jughead, they are a complete mystery. First Veronica's mad at me for going out with Betty. Now she says…

nothing about the quality of the product, nor does it
speak to the consumer's need for the product.

Really, Arthur, as an experienced ad copy writer, don't
you think you should have at least

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