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road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say…(click)

…Now his failure is complete."

"If you will not turn to the dark side, perhaps she…"

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…who lives down the street? Why it's "The Great Gildersleeve" brought to you each week by Kraft Foods who also bring you Bing Crosby every thursday night.

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Of course when it comes to food flavor is mighty important. Yes flavor is what tempts the…

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soul, she looks so good in that

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Teeny-weeny, Yellow, Polka-dot Bikini and One-eyed, One-horned, Flying, Purple People Eater are typical examples of the genre. Listeners to the popular…

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food with teenagers, with older people not so much. This
has caused quite a schism among dieting gurus, who claim
that the different fats in, for example, a diet of pizza
and 'burgers versus a diet of wine and cheese

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….results in a 900 posts long mayhem that shows no signs of stopping. Local observers have stated that ….

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"Terrement is going be trouble for the dark side" Yoda's voice "mmmm, Terrement has weaved a interesting thread he has, yes um humm" Lukes voice again "Lets can go to the Daggada System and help him, if we can find him" Yoda's voice again "Find him we will! Yes! And help him we can!" Luke's voice "We will leave (click)

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie…(click)

through your teeth if you must, but DON'T let on that the
Crown Jewels are hidden in

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…"Graaaaand Central Station". Crossroads of a million private lives! Gigantic stage on which are played a thousand…

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to one odds that Rocko will make it out of the first round unless it is on a stretcher…(click)

"…yes, stretch 'er a bit further if she won't talk, that tends to loosen the tongue."

"We can do this all day if you like me dear, I've got nowhere…"

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Else to go" Chubbaca's voice "RRRRRAAAAAA" Han Solo's voice "Something about the Daggada System and some guy named Terrement" Chubbaca "ARRRRRRRAAA, RRRAAAAAA" Han Solo's voice "I know Chuwee, but we gotta go or Luke could get into a jamb even he can't get outtof, Let get this crate" (click)

…up in the air.

She's starting skipper. We did it. Now all we have to do is clear those treetops before the Japs get through the main gate!

(sound of engines rumbling and takeoff)

(sound of bullets richocheting off the fuselage)

This is pursuit plane calling from Manila. We have cleared the landing strip and are heading for…

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…the lap of luxury in your new bed from Evenings Only Bedroom Store in downtown Emmittston. Our hours are from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. daily, but we are closed on major holidays. Free delivery on any purchase over 300 dollars within a radius of…

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… 20,000 Light years from home……

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and it took me half a lifetime to invent it…I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain…Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel…This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.
[Count Rugen activates the water powered torture machine. Wesley writhes in great pain]
As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old…Really that's all this is except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life…I've just sucked one year of your life away…I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you…So, let's just start with what we have…What did this do to you? Tell me…And remember, this is for posterity so be honest…How do you feel?
[Wesley cries and moans in pain]
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that you've trained bears to play cellos, professor.

And the xylophone-playing penguins – clearly one of your
more amazing achievements !

Now, about the elephant and the

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… 1812 Overture, performed live tonight….

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right after the race" Varsha "on the final lap, Boy was this a tough, hard fought race, but it looks like finally Mark Webber is going to pull off a much needed win. This was one of those attrition races seeing Petrov's enginge go ka-blamo causing Schumacher to have oil sprayed all over his car and crashing. Next we had Trulli side swiping Glock, then Alonso and Button when Alonso tried a not so advisory move. And Alguersurai's engine quit and Massa never having a good start pulled off after brake wear was becoming a issue." Hobbs "Yea I think he may have pushed it a little tooo hard, trying to claw his way back to the front" Machet "Hear they come, well done boys, well done" Varsha "Mark Webber takes the checker,Second goes to Lewis Hamilton followed by World Champion Sebastian Vettel, Nick Heidfeld is forth, and rookie Maldonado is fifth. " Machet "Ro (click)

…row, row your boat" is an excellent way to tie in exercise and playing with your preschooler at the same time. You can also shed excess weight by…

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Machet "shaving off tiny ounces on the carbon-fiber brakes, but you do so at your own peril" Varsha "Ferrari" ( click)

"are the fastest spacepods in the Daggada system, why do you ask? R2-D2 "beedip boop burdip weeeerrrr dop bbrrripp" C3PO "You know master Luke could use one, but how in the world could we ever afford it?" R2-D2 "weerrrrrip drap brrrrppppp wweeeerrrr nrip" C3PO "that's a fantastic idea (click)

and someone else should drive!

Alright, you win. Concrete, you drive.
[gives Conrad the wheel]

Are you serious?

I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!" Now punch it.

This is awesome!

I want to drive.

I think that's a great idea.
[gives Sally another wheel]

Wait, two people can't drive at the same time.

You're right. We should all drive.
[gets his own wheel]

Here we go…(click)

loop de loop, here we go loop de ly
Here we go loop de loop, all on a

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…Saturday Serenade! Brought to you by Pet Milk and under the baton of Sammy Kaye with singers Hollace Shaw, Bill Perry and…

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Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!…Proudfeet!…(click)

…and shoes and ships
and sealing wax
and cabbages and kings
and why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have…

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the decency to clean-up after themselves ! The very idea
of having to scrub floors after a horde of

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…Hello Kitty plush toys are back in stock at the Toy Emporium in downtown Carrollton. All the little girls in the tri-county area will no longer be without the bright-eyed…

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….. and loathsome figure of Chthulu towering malevolently over the altar…..'

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and he turned and ran up the aisle and out the door !
Oh, Daddy, what'll I do ?'

'Calm y'se'f, Wisteria. It mought hurt th' baby. Sheriff
'n I'll track that rapscallion down 'n

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…brush with Dr. Lyon's Tooth Powder.

Now, we present once again, "Backstage Wife", the story of Mary Noble, a little Iowa girl who married one of America's most handsome actors, Larry Noble, matinée idol of a million other women — the story of what it means to be the wife of a…

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…into left field. It's going…going…GONE! Dimaggio just hit another homer tying up…

… the phone lines at Number 10 Downing Street. It is not believed to be the work of terrorists or a foreign government, but of a teenager recently expelled from school. In other news…

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…While spending the Christmas holidays at Graceland, his newly purchased Tennessee mansion, rock-and-roll star Elvis Presley receives his draft notice for the United States Army. He will report for induction on January 20th. And here's an update on…

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die Vorgehensweise der bisher. Major v.'s Schon Gren Bataillon die französische Kavallerie von quadratischen Formen und Betrieb aus der Horsehide, bis die 1st Westpreussisch Dragoner-Regiment aus die letzten Überbleibsel aus Kavallerie jagen besiegt. General Lieutenant von Yorke erzählt die Offiziere, die gesammelt hatte, Graf Henkle geben eine Che (Click)
(the course of the action so far. Major v. Schon's Gren Battalion defeated the French cavalry by forming square and holding off the horsehide until the 1st Westpreussian Dragoon Regiment arrived to chase off the last vestiges of cavalry. General Lieutenant von Yorke told the officers who had gathered to give Count Henkle a che) (click)

ck check check..is anyone out there?…This is Robert Neville and I am immune to the virus…if you call hear this transmission…(click)

double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd I the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Joe;
Gall of goat, and slips of yo
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chauldron,
For the ingredients of our cauldron.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good…(click)

jeopardy, Your Honor, and my client cannot be tried on the
charge of murder a second time ! I demand that you dismiss
these charges forthwith – or sooner, as the case may be.

An extreme miscarriage of justice will otherwise ensue.

Furthermore, we plan

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" .. to hold a big barbecue cookout to celebrate our good fortune over the past few …"

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"Millennia since anyone has crossed the deserts of Daggada 6 by foot without so much as a spacepod" Yoda "Ah, but you not use the force young skywalker mmm hmmm you must put faith in the force" Luke "you are right, (click)

back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the talel of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways,
Here on…(click)

…CBS. The Columbia Broadcasting System. Now, stay tuned for "The Mercury Theater of the Air", brought to you by Cambell Soup. And later tonight, "Just Plain Bill" and a host of other shows for this evening's…

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special is the tuna tartare with Russian rye toast points, capers, minced Bermuda onion, pickled garlic, minced cornichons, a quail's egg yolk, and a fancy hot sauce…(click)

pan, Officer, and left this huge bump on my head !
And it hurt ! Have you ever been hit with a sauce pan,
just because you said the food tasted like

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…of the Wild" with Clark Gable on the Camel Cigarettes Screen Guild Theater, brought to you by the…

the most humble of your servants" Luke " C3PO and R2D2, I don't know how you did it! This is the best spacepod you could have found how did you get it?" R2D2 "be-op twerrrrrr nip drweeeep bittip greee"
Yoda "Now we can go see mister Terrement we can yes, and help him in his battle against the dark side" Luke If we first go to (click)

someplace, so I had to get in the handbasket, and we
proceeded

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