| The Shadow | 18 Mar 2011 7:50 a.m. PST |
…heil heil….right in der fueher's face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we heil heil…right in der fuehrer's face Are we not he supermen? Aryan pure supermen?
Ja we are the supermen…super duper supermen
Is this Nutsy land so good
Would you leave it if you… |
| 28mmMan | 18 Mar 2011 8:24 a.m. PST |
know love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life…No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for…Do you understand? Do not open this door.
Yes, Doctor.
Nice working with ya.
[Dr. Frederick Frankenstein goes into the room with The Monster…The Monster wakes up…mmmmmmmmm]
Let me out. Let me out of here…Get me the hell out of here…What's the matter with you people?…I was joking!…Don't you know a joke when you hear one?…HA-HA-HA-HA…Jesus Christ, get me out of here!…Open this god forsaken door or I'll kick your rotten heads in!…Mommy…(click) |
| Muah ha ha | 18 Mar 2011 10:52 a.m. PST |
…Yes, Mommie what?
Yes, Mommie Dearest.
When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to… (click) |
| Muah ha ha | 18 Mar 2011 1:12 p.m. PST |
…a delicate linguine with pesto sauce. We start by heating the olive oil. Extra virgin only ladies! [LAUGHTRACK CUTS IN] until it is simmering gently, and remember, only fresh clams… (click) |
| 14Bore | 18 Mar 2011 1:29 p.m. PST |
can live in freshwater. Then the Salmon travels downstream to the ocean to live its life among other saltwater creatures. Then when its life is almost complete it returns to the stream it was born to propagate the species. Then after fulfilling its life cycle it dies (click) |
| 28mmMan | 18 Mar 2011 2:14 p.m. PST |
will stay stable if shocked with three stages of cold water…once shocked allow the fabric to set and drip dry before washing…then wash on the delicate cycle using only a mild…(click) |
| Ghostrunner | 18 Mar 2011 3:07 p.m. PST |
-mannered reporter Clark Kent of the Daily Planet. But the downtrodden of Metropolis know him by another name… "Look – up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"NO – IT'S.." <click> |
| Last Hussar | 18 Mar 2011 3:52 p.m. PST |
… time for a few words from Geoffrey Boycott. SO, Geoffrey, what do you think of Trott's…
[click] |
Ed Mohrmann  | 18 Mar 2011 4:19 p.m. PST |
ski slopes are white and ready to run ! So come one out
to Slipsy's Mountain, we have 8 trails, 13" of new powder,
and a wonderful
<click> |
| 28mmMan | 18 Mar 2011 4:37 p.m. PST |
World of Disney, the first incarnation of the Walt Disney anthology television series, premiered on ABC on Wednesday night, October 27, 1954 under the name Disneyland…The same basic show has since appeared on several networks under a variety of titles…The series finale aired Christmas Eve 2008 on ABC…The show is the second longest showing prime-time program on American television, behind its rival, Hallmark Hall of Fame (see List of longest running U.S. prime time television series)…However, Hallmark Hall of Fame was a weekly program only during its first five seasons, while Disney remained a weekly program for more than thirty years…(click) |
| The Shadow | 18 Mar 2011 5:04 p.m. PST |
…to life for Voluntary Manslaughter! No Mr. Chan…I didn't do it! It was an accident! Accidents can happen, if planned that way. Honorable police sergeant. Please escort… |
| CLDISME | 18 Mar 2011 5:20 p.m. PST |
…services signs have been removed by police from the Highland Park mall where the offices were located. Calls to Happy Endings, Incorporated have gone unanswered… <click> |
| 28mmMan | 18 Mar 2011 5:49 p.m. PST |
as to where I am, I was, admittedly, lost for a moment, between Charing Cross and Holborn, but I was saved by the bread shop on Saffron Hill…The only baker to use a certain French glaze on their loaves – a Brittany sage…After that, the carriage forked left, then right, and then the tell-tale bump at the Fleet Conduit…And as to who you are, that took every ounce of my not-inconsiderable experience…The letters on your desk were addressed to a Sir Thomas Rotherham…Lord Chief Justice, that would be the official title…Who you *really* are is, of course, another matter entirely…Judging by the sacred ox on your ring, you're the secret head of the Temple of the Four Orders in whose headquarters we now sit, located on the northwest corner of St. James Square, I think…As to the mystery, the only mystery is why you bothered to blindfold me at all…(click) |
| 14Bore | 18 Mar 2011 6:49 p.m. PST |
"With all that oil coming out of your engine why anyone wouldn't pull off the racing line is beyond me" that clip was recorded a few minutes ago from Micheal Schumacher. Back to the action, over the chicane, Alonso leading Lewis and Webber, but Alonso has yet to pit while Lewis, Webber. Vettel and Jens are good to go. There's a yellow out in the second sector, I think Jarno Trulli got into Timo Glock. Virgin Racing (click) |
| Last Hussar | 18 Mar 2011 8:05 p.m. PST |
…to accept the new ball. England now on 357 for 4. Strauss went for 36, Cook 87, Pietersen 102, Trott 65. Bell will face the first over with the new ball – he's on 42, Collingwood at the other end is on 13. Siddle at the Nursery End, spins himself a catch, and starts his run up, bowls… ooh I say. He really used all of his 6 foot 1 there. A vicious ball, that reared up. Ponting's obviously decided it's time for a bit of chin music, and and that nearly hit Bell on his…
[click] |
| capncarp | 18 Mar 2011 8:29 p.m. PST |
prototype telephonic mechanism, spilling the battery acid and causing him to cry out… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 18 Mar 2011 10:11 p.m. PST |
damn'd spot!…out, I say!…One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't…Hell is murky…Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard?…What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?…Yet who would have thought the old man to
have had so much blood in him…(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 19 Mar 2011 3:08 a.m. PST |
and Her, the pet beagles of the Johnson administration. Some say various plannng and strategic decisions
concerning the Viet Nam War were left to these two,
while others decry the claim that the war had gone to
the dogs. In other news <click> |
| Etranger | 19 Mar 2011 4:12 a.m. PST |
….. Cry "havoc" and let slip the dogs of war…
<click>
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| Last Hussar | 19 Mar 2011 5:03 a.m. PST |
…Tuffers and Alec Stewart. Hilfenhaus bowls and… oh wonderful ball, nothing Bell could do about that. It seemed to pitch just outside off, then angle back, clipping the bails. Lovely ball by Hilfenhaus. The Australian team run up to congratulate him. Bell goes for 43, off 108 balls, and 132 minutes at the crease. He'll be disappointed in that, so close to stumps. So, it looks like Swann will be the night watchman, as he comes down the stairs of the pavilion and past the members sitting there, all in their ties and blazers, applauding … [click] |
| CLDISME | 19 Mar 2011 5:55 a.m. PST |
the fall of a tyrant brings forth the inevitable power vacuum. Since nature abhors a vacuum, we shall see clashes between… <click> |
| capncarp | 19 Mar 2011 6:45 a.m. PST |
the Dyson and the Electrolux. Which has more power? Which cleans better? Which is the better value? Now, some Electrolux fans swear their machine can suck a golf ball through a… (click) |
| 28mmMan | 19 Mar 2011 6:49 a.m. PST |
man's forehead much like the case of Phineas P. Gage (July 9?, 1823 – May 21, 1860)[n 2] an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for surviving an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's reported effects on his personality and behavior – effects so profound that friends saw him as "no longer Gage". Long called "the American Crowbar Case" – once termed "the case which more than all others is calculated to excite our wonder, impair the value of prognosis, and even to subvert our physiological doctrines"Phineas Gage influenced 19th-century discussion about the brain, particularly debate on cerebral localization, and was perhaps the first case suggesting that damage to specific regions of the brain might affect personality and behavior. Gage is a fixture in the curricula of neurology, psychology and related disciplines, and is frequently mentioned in books and academic papers; he also has a minor place in popular culture.[n 3] Relative to this celebrity, the body of known fact about the case is remarkably small, which has allowed it to be cited, over the years, in support of various theories of the brain and mind wholly contradictory to one another. A survey of published accounts has found that even modern scientific presentations of Gage are usually greatly distorted—exaggerating and even directly contradicting the established facts. A daguerreotype portrait of Gage—"handsome…well dressed and confident, even proud," and holding the tamping iron which injured him—was identified in 2009 (see below). One researcher points to it as consistent with a social recovery hypothesis, under which Gage's most serious mental changes may have existed for only a limited time after the accident, so that in later life he was far more functional, and socially far better adapted, than has been thought…(click) |
| 14Bore | 19 Mar 2011 6:56 a.m. PST |
possible, without of course the knowledge that has been gained throughout the whole experimentation process. Termination of one factor in this would have ended (click) |
| Muah ha ha | 19 Mar 2011 1:19 p.m. PST |
…three hundred dollars, the year's supply of turtle wax AND the box Margo is holding, Gladys, OR you can trade it all for what's behind door number… (click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 19 Mar 2011 2:00 p.m. PST |
of people who are prepared to swear that the defendant was
no where near the crime-scene on the night when the
victim was found murdered. On the other hand, there are no witnesses who can swear
as to who was present <click> |
| 28mmMan | 19 Mar 2011 3:38 p.m. PST |
s, greeting: Know Ye, that reposing special trust and confidence in the patriotism, valor, fidelity and abilities of John Q. Smith, I do appoint him a Second Lieutenant in the Terran Federation Mobile Infantry to rank as such from the 1st day of January 2250. This Officer will therefore carefully and diligently discharge the duties of the office to which appointed by doing and performing all manner of things thereunto belonging. And I do strictly charge and require those Officers and other personnel of lesser rank to render such obedience as is due an officer of this grade and position. And this Officer is to observe and follow such orders and directives, from time to time, as may be given by me, or the future President of the Terran Federation, or other Superior Officers acting in accordance with the laws of the Terran Federation. This commission is to continue in force during the pleasure of the President of the Terran Federation for the time being, under the provisions of those Public Laws relating to Officers of the Armed Forces of the Terran Federation and the component thereof in which this appointment is made. Done at the City of Washington, this 15th day of December in the year of our Lord 2049 and of the Independence of the Terran Federation. By the President…(click) |
| 14Bore | 19 Mar 2011 4:13 p.m. PST |
civilization of Quixnok 5 of the starsystem delta 695. Stormtroopers raided neighboring Quixnok 6, destroying most of the civilizations record and photo albulm collection. Next they traveled to (click) |
| 28mmMan | 19 Mar 2011 7:40 p.m. PST |
roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference…(click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Mar 2011 8:50 p.m. PST |
…in how much you spend during these days of rationing. So try Spam and I'm sure you'll say… click |
| Ed Mohrmann | 20 Mar 2011 4:34 a.m. PST |
Beef – it's what's for dinner ! NOT ! It's too darned
costly these days, so trot on down to your local IGA
affiliate and stock-up on <click> |
| capncarp | 20 Mar 2011 5:57 a.m. PST |
human flesh, or "long pig" in the local I'gaaf/Filiate' tribe patois, serves as the supplemental protein source as well as fulfilling certain shamanistic/religious…
(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 20 Mar 2011 6:03 a.m. PST |
rites of Spring ! In the Spring, a young man's fancy
lightly turns to thoughts of – BASEBALL, and the
stinging crack of bat 'gainst horsehide as <cllick> |
| 14Bore | 20 Mar 2011 6:32 a.m. PST |
Während dieser Aktion gesendet Oberst v. Steinmetz Major v. Schon's West Preussian Grenadier Bat mit nur 625 leistungsähigsten gegen die französische Kavallerie zu verteidigen. Bajonett 's und Muskete Butts waren an der Tagesordnung, weil die regnerischem Wetter. Die Schreie der Verwundeten (click) during this action Oberst v. Steinmetz sent Major v. Schon's West Preussian Grenadier Bat with only 625 effectives to defend against the French cavalry. Bayonet's and musket butts were the order of the day because the rainy weather. The cries of the wounded (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Mar 2011 7:00 a.m. PST |
..were superior to Johnny Ray's "Little White Cloud That Cried". Both charted in the top forty, but Rosemary Clooney's "Come On-A My House" rose to… click |
| Ed Mohrmann | 20 Mar 2011 7:17 a.m. PST |
the gaping hole in the waterline. Undaunted, the Captain ordered the helm hard over, which
raised the hole above the water, briefly staunching the
inflow, but causing the ship to circle to port. 'Incoming !' screamed the portside lookout, as angry
gnats buzzing in the distance rapidly grew to <click> |
| 28mmMan | 20 Mar 2011 7:30 a.m. PST |
the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value – you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you – daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with…(click) |
| 14Bore | 20 Mar 2011 7:45 a.m. PST |
this Steven Borne, Now he throws his towel down, he aims, Triple 20, triple 20, triple 20,(applause from onlookers) that brings his score down to 181. Bob Preston now comes to the line; he needs 141, triple 20, triple 20. He needs a triple 7, He pauses to wipe the sweat from his eyes. TRIPLE 7 (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Mar 2011 8:47 a.m. PST |
…but Pop. How can you draw three sevens every time? Observe please. Every front have back. Golly. You mean the cards are marked? Correct. A fool and his money never become old acquaintances. Oh my gosh. That means… click |
| Muah ha ha | 20 Mar 2011 9:02 a.m. PST |
…is justified by the end. But this reputation is itself somewhat unjustified. By sympathy, Machiavelli was, in fact, far more Republican… (click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 20 Mar 2011 11:00 a.m. PST |
stinks, on ice ! Howinheck are we EVER gonna <click> |
| 14Bore | 20 Mar 2011 3:47 p.m. PST |
Fill this hole?. Well I'm going to tell you. Drywall patches can be easily done with a piece of drywall a few inches bigger than the hole to be patched. Cut the back of the drywall patch to the size of the hole leaving the face paper extending 1 ½ to 2 inches past the hole size. This is done by scoring the backside of the paper but not the face. Once scored the drywall, it will break at that point. Carefully break off drywall to be removed by peeling off the piece to be removed leaving the face paper. Put a good amount of spackle on the backside from where the drywall has been cut to fit in the hole to be patched on all sides of the paper. Push the patch into the hole squeezing out excess spackle with a spackle trowel until face paper is flush with existing wall. You want to make sure enough spackle was put on the backside that all voids between patch piece and hole that needs to be filled are filled with joint compound. Smooth out face with the trowel putting a layer over patch until paper edges disappear. Multiple coats (click) |
| The Shadow | 20 Mar 2011 5:19 p.m. PST |
…on your tongue? Try Sqibbs Castor Oil. The Priceless Ingredient of every product is the honor and integrity of its maker. Squibb's bicarbonate of soda, epsom salt, milk of magnesia, boric acid, castor oil, magnesia dental cream, talcum powder and cold cream are all sold by… click |
| CLDISME | 20 Mar 2011 5:49 p.m. PST |
…Tuesday. On Wednesday, it is double coupon day at the Co-Op. Yes, that's right. Each coupon you bring is worth double its face value. Thursday night at Harvey's Farm and Fleet in Chester, there will be a demonstration of the new… <click> |
| The Shadow | 20 Mar 2011 6:17 p.m. PST |
…Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. Brought to you by Bromo Quinine. Tonight's adventure "The Red headed… click |
| 28mmMan | 20 Mar 2011 7:53 p.m. PST |
man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much – the wheel, New York, wars and so on – whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man – for precisely the same reasons…(click) |
| Etranger | 20 Mar 2011 11:37 p.m. PST |
"Whatever you do, don't blink. If you blink you're dead…." <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 21 Mar 2011 4:03 a.m. PST |
-eye Dick, crack shot but poor poker player. Tension was high around the table as Dick sat down to
play. 'Barkeep,' roared Dick, 'bring a bottle of yer
best and keep the cork !' The tinhorn holding the cards dealt swiftly, eyeing
each player in turn. The greasy pack melted beneath
his fingers as the cards <click> |
| stenicplus | 21 Mar 2011 4:22 a.m. PST |
he was clutching tightly to the drain pipe; one false move and and he'd fall to the street below.
"Help!" he … <click > |
| Muah ha ha | 21 Mar 2011 4:40 a.m. PST |
…lp, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help. When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the… (click) |
dips his toe into the Russo-Japanese War.
