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Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas…A looper?…A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock…So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself…Twelfth son of the Lama…The flowing robes, the grace, bald…striking…So, I'm on the first tee with him…I give him the driver…He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier…Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga…gunga, gunga-lagunga…So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me…And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice…(click)

work, if you can find it, although it pays more in
networking than actal cash, which of course can lead to
more work of a similar nature, if you're into that sort
of thing, and Lord knows

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… as he had a vasectomy 3 years ago. In other news a devistating…
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…Soviet counter attack at Kursk proved

…Soviet counter attack at Kursk proved

bout of irregularity can be avoided if you take Fibro(tm), the gentle, vegetable-based dietary supplement that eases you through life. Taken twice daily, Fibro will scour the length of…
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…the Amazon basin in their search for the missing heiress, but they only found a prada handbag inscribed with the initials "P.H.", and several tribesmen with distended bellies and guilty looks on their faces. Still, if one looks on the bright side…

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of the Moon is the eighth studio album by English progressive rock group Pink Floyd, released in March 1973. The concept album built on ideas explored by the band in their live shows and earlier recordings, but it lacks the extended instrumental excursions that characterized their work following the departure in 1968 of founding member, principal composer and lyricist Syd Barrett. The Dark Side of the Moon's themes include conflict, greed, the passage of time and mental illness, the latter partly inspired by Barrett's deteriorating mental state.

The album was developed as part of a forthcoming tour of live performances, and was premiered several months before studio recording began. The new material was further refined during the tour and was recorded in two sessions in 1972 and 1973 at Abbey Road Studios in London. The group used some of the most advanced recording techniques of the time, including multi-track recording and tape loops. Analogue synthesizers were given prominence in several tracks, and a series of recorded interviews with staff and band personnel provided the source material for a range of philosophical quotations used throughout. Engineer Alan Parsons…(click)

…named after the great Greek general who founded many eponymous towns…
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in your gall bladder. Cholesterol stones are usually yellow-green and are made primarily of hardened cholesterol. They account for about 80 percent of (click)

… The United Stated gold reserve. The value has gone up by over 200% since the current economic crisis, a situation exacerbated by…

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…National Gorilla Suit Day! Yes, even today, fans of Mad's maddest artist, Don Martin, don their simulated simian accoutrements to celebrate…

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… yo mamma…
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…Rerun, you so crazy…

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and McMurphy laughs…Rocking farther and farther backward against the cabin top, spreading his laugh out across the water—laughing at the girl, at the guys, at George, at me sucking my bleeding thumb, at the captain back at the pier and the bicycle rider and the service-station guys and the five thousand houses and the Big Nurse and all of it…Because he knows you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy…(click)

…like a fox! I know that Dave the Dude plays a trick on The Hummingbird Kid because the brakeman's daughter is not in the…

ordinary sense of the word an 'antidisestablishmentarian'. Though she supported the Irish Church Act of (click)

..give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around
and …

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there you have it, a paper eucalyptus tree !

Returning now to our regularly schedled programming,
the 'Hour of Flour,' with

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weevils, but when they tried to make us eat mouldy maggot infested pork from a barrel that had gone "sour", the crew rose up in…
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response to the ongoing Middle East Situation, a barrell of Brent Crude is now
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…hot for life to exist. Since the newly discoverd planet Kan-Tor is closer to the Sun than Mercury it is unlikely that we wil ever colonize. Tom…you and Cadets Astro and Manning will be sent on an orbital mission to observe the…

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old . . . I grow old . . .
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we …
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take a sprinkling of fairy dust, an angel's single feather, also a dash of love and care, then mix them both together.

Add a sentiment or two, a thoughtful wish or line,
a touch of stardust, a sunshine ray…it's a recipe, for a Baby Girl truly fine…(click)

leg, which Pieterson ignores – what a glorious stroke, cut to square, one bounce and over the rope. well Vic, KP certainly seems to have got the measure of…
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…ze formula for ze most powerful veapon in ze universe, zat vill enzhure our fictory in vurld vor four, und ze final triumph of ze Master Race!

Behold gentlemen, ZE F BOMB!

Please now to take yor zeats, und a clone of ze Fuhrer vill delifer ze benediction. Zen zere vill be shtrudel und coffee und a qvestion und anzwer…

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…period, the Blackhawk lead the Rangers by a score of 3 to 1. Despite the score the golie play at both ends of the ice have been… (Click)

flying their Grumman XF5F-1s from their base on Blackhawk Island, fighting the Nazis and their insidious war machines, protecting the free world from tyranny!

Join the bold Blackhawk as he and Chuck, Stanislaus, Andre, Olaf, Hendrickson, and Chop-Chop take off on their next flight into adventure, which is entitled…,
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to NO rebate, to NO reducton in price, to NO guarantee
and to NO courtesy from sales staff !

How you like them apples

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as they retreat to the boundary, in expectation of a lofted shot from KP. Pieterson certainly seems to have come back into form, though I'm not sure the Great Man would approve of some of his…

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manservant Baldrick, your brain is like the four headed, man-eating haddock fish beast of Aberdeen…In what way?…It doesn't exist…(click)

…in the darkest reaches, of the Twilight…

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…between Ponting's legs, and away to the boundary for four..
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…flushing skunk! Go for your gun hombre!

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Arrrrgh! ya got me. I should have known better to draw on…

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Fischer, German Bight, 1046 falling slowly

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zombies out there?
Don't say that!
What?
That!
What?
The zed-word. Don't say it!
Why not?
Because it's ridiculous!
All right… are there any out there, though?
[looking out of the letter-box, he sees an empty street]
I can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
[he turns his head and sees a pack of zombies]
Oh, no, there they are…(click)

…the Girl Scouts of America are selling cookies. So please support…

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beams are all set off-center – every one ! Which means,
of course, that all the work we've done to date is
wasted ! It will all have to be done over again, and the
cost of this project will more than

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real people.

Why, of course they're real people.
Stuff and nonsense!

No, Oompa Loompas.
[turning around] Oompa Loompas?

From Loompaland.
Loompaland? There's no such place.

Excuse me, dear lady, but…
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.

Oh, well, then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is…Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts…And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left…A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it…And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids.

Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
I'm sorry, but all questions *must* be submitted in writing…And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.

Hey, Daddy, *I* want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
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Welcome back to long wave listeners. While you were with the shipping forecast Pieterson added 8 from 2 boundaries, making his total…
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…twenty five dollars!

Thanks or playing "Name That Tune" and be sure to drop by next week when…

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…were you going to tell me you were pregnant?

As the father of this child, I have the right to know.

I am the father, aren't I?

Or is there something else…

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because I can't go on forever, and I really don't want to try…So who can I trust to run the factory when I leave and take care of the Oompa Loopa's for me?…Not a grown up…A grown up would want to do everything his own way, not mine…So that's why I decided a long time ago that I had to find a child…A very honest, loving child, to whom I could tell all my most precious candy making secrets…So that's why you sent out the golden tickets!…That's right…So the factory is yours, Charlie…You can move in immediately…And me?…Absolutely…But what happens to the rest…the whole family…I want you to bring them all…(click)

and in the Darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie…

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at long leg, stopping the boundary. The batmen ran 3, rotating the strike, oh yes, thank you, but, as Andrew has just pointed out to me, that was the last ball of the over, so Trott will retain the strike.

So while there is a gap while Australia reset the field, I'd like to thank Mrs Trellis from North Wales for the lovely chocolate cake she sent in. Have you tried a bit Geoffrey? She does seem to have put a fair old slug of brandy in ….

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the reactor core. Ishirō Honda of the Japanese Nuclear Safety Authority said the widespread damage in the area was caused by the recent storm and reports of an enormous (click)

dragon is generally a solitary animal, except during the breeding season. The Komodo has a prodigious appetite. They regularly kill prey as large as pigs and small deer, and have been known to bring down an adult water buffalo. They are opportunistic feeders and will eat anything they can overpower including…
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… Watsons first three balls, all of which were too wide and too short. He's now signalled that he will come…
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