| The Shadow | 09 Mar 2011 10:42 a.m. PST |
…gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious… click |
| Last Hussar | 09 Mar 2011 10:48 a.m. PST |
clouds in my coffee
clouds in my coffee
I bet ya think this song
(click) |
| Muah ha ha | 09 Mar 2011 12:04 p.m. PST |
…utterly sucks wind? You bet! The new gyrovac 5,000 will be the end of all your vaccuum cleaning needs! Powerful enough to suck a live gerbil… (click) |
| The Shadow | 09 Mar 2011 12:12 p.m. PST |
…into your coffee pot! Yes friends, Maxwell House is good to the very last drop. So when guests drop by to listen to George and Gracie on "Maxwell House Coffee Time" offer them a rich flavorful hot cup of… click |
| T Meier | 09 Mar 2011 2:09 p.m. PST |
pyroclastic flow which engulfed the nearby forest. The resulting firestorm sent flames two hundred feet into (click) |
| The Shadow | 09 Mar 2011 6:40 p.m. PST |
..the stratosphere with Rocky Jones…Space Ranger! Tonight's episode.."Escape Into… click |
| 28mmMan | 09 Mar 2011 6:57 p.m. PST |
darkness of the act was disheartening…when I heard that he had killed and eaten all the…(click) |
Ed Mohrmann  | 09 Mar 2011 7:10 p.m. PST |
weasel kits are charming animals, but when they're mature
one must <click> |
| 28mmMan | 09 Mar 2011 7:36 p.m. PST |
first make a cut along the belly…reach inside and pull all the guts out, being careful not rupture the bile gland…run the knife along the bone and lay the salmon fillet…(click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 10 Mar 2011 4:25 a.m. PST |
face down, on the cement ! Hands behind your back !
Cuff 'em, O'Neal, while I cover <click> |
| stenicplus | 10 Mar 2011 5:24 a.m. PST |
the cage with an old curtain or blanket at night so the bird is not disturbed and can rest. If the situation persists… (click) |
| CLDISME | 10 Mar 2011 6:51 a.m. PST |
They may have to pull him from the game. That's right, Bob. Langford has not beer quite right since he got plunked in the hip by that fastball in the third. I really doubt anything is broken, but I am sure there is a lot of swelling. Lopez can get his fastball up to speeds upward of… (Click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 10 Mar 2011 7:00 a.m. PST |
Mach 3.1, at which point violent shaking threatened
to tear the craft apart. Seeking a solution, balance
weights were installed <click> |
| T Meier | 10 Mar 2011 7:54 a.m. PST |
here, on the frontal cerebral cortex. If we operate immediately there is still hope of (click) |
| The Shadow | 10 Mar 2011 8:10 a.m. PST |
…preventing George Lincoln Rockwell, head of the American Nazi Party from running for president in the 1964 presidential election. Rockwell declared… click |
| Ghostrunner | 10 Mar 2011 8:45 a.m. PST |
…appeal to the baser instincts. Other lurid forms of artwork from his earlier period were know for their… |
| The Shadow | 10 Mar 2011 11:06 a.m. PST |
…beautiful buttes. But Montana is also know for… click |
| Muah ha ha | 10 Mar 2011 11:33 a.m. PST |
…a bunch of hillbilly bastards forcefully removed when he was a teenager; Toby (Mackie), a low-level scam artist; Marilyn (Kazan), his white-trash girlfriend; and Mervyn (Rockwell), a truly creepy hotel "receptionist" who takes an inordinate interest in his guests` comings and goings. Yes, a "Behanding in Spokane" has received critical acclaim for its Broadway… (click) |
| T Meier | 10 Mar 2011 11:40 a.m. PST |
slime mold, which can be a problem in older homes. Careful application of bleach to (click) |
| 28mmMan | 10 Mar 2011 5:09 p.m. PST |
green beans with a can of cream of mushroom poured over and then bake for thirty minutes at 425* and then cover…(click) |
| Muah ha ha | 10 Mar 2011 5:29 p.m. PST |
…your eyes infidel filth!", screamed the Emir, as his giant eunuch guards fingered their scimitars, "know you not that it is death even to…" (click) |
| T Meier | 10 Mar 2011 5:37 p.m. PST |
gently push the banana onto the stick and wrap it in clingfilm. Now put them in the freezer for at least six hours. When they are completely frozen unwrap them and dip them in (click) |
| The Shadow | 10 Mar 2011 5:47 p.m. PST |
..Johnson's wax and finish with Johnson's Glo-Coat for a tough yet beautiful finish! And now back to Fibber McGee and Molly as Mayor LaTrivia says… click |
| Last Hussar | 10 Mar 2011 7:02 p.m. PST |
…that's brave talk for a one-eyed fat…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 10 Mar 2011 7:07 p.m. PST |
-laden dish, simply not the sort of diet for those
of you trying to lose weight ! Now, strip the butter, the oil, the starchy products
from the recipe and you'll have <click> |
| Last Hussar | 10 Mar 2011 7:10 p.m. PST |
England at a hundred and eighty seven for two half way through their first innings. Still to bat are…
<click> |
| CLDISME | 10 Mar 2011 7:12 p.m. PST |
-ima rushed ahead to place herself between the Emir's guards and… <click> |
| Last Hussar | 10 Mar 2011 7:19 p.m. PST |
a man claiming to be former used car dealer John the OFM, who is on line three. Go ahead caller, what… CLICK |
| 28mmMan | 10 Mar 2011 7:19 p.m. PST |
I shall tell you of William Wallace…Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes…The king of Scotland had died without a son, and the king of England, a cruel pagan known as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the throne of Scotland for himself…Scotland's nobles fought him, and fought each other, over the crown…So Longshanks invited them to talks of truce – no weapons, one page only…Among the farmers of that shire was Malcolm Wallace, a commoner with his own lands; he had two sons, John and William…(click) |
| Last Hussar | 10 Mar 2011 7:21 p.m. PST |
…who dress in pink Gingham frocks when they went to meet the Pope. His Holiness greeted them and gave a tour of…
click |
| Muah ha ha | 10 Mar 2011 7:27 p.m. PST |
…the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you… (click) |
| capncarp | 10 Mar 2011 8:45 p.m. PST |
should get on your knees and pray for your salvation! Repent! Repent, I say unto you all! For the Lord is a jealous God, and he shall winnow the grain from the chaff, and separate the sheep from the goats. You will not be spared the judgment!
Send your donations to ….
(Click) |
| The Shadow | 10 Mar 2011 10:38 p.m. PST |
…The Shadow!…who aids the forces of law and order, is in reality LaMont Cranston, wealthy young man about town. Years ago, in the Orient, Cranston learned the strange and mysterious hypnotic power to… click |
| Aurelian | 11 Mar 2011 2:38 a.m. PST |
…cloud mens minds with the latest in Paris fashion trends! That's right girls, we have them all, the latest fashion that will blow his mind from the hottest designers in Paris. Perky bustiers, sinful nylons, and elegant dresses are only a few of the items that will allow the fashionable woman of 1937 to draw the attention of every… (click) |
| Ed Mohrmann | 11 Mar 2011 4:31 a.m. PST |
good man to come to the aid of the party – that's RIGHT ! Friday's Beer Bash can use ALL you guys, guzzling your
way through <click> |
| Muah ha ha | 11 Mar 2011 7:03 a.m. PST |
…seventy three hundred gallons of randered hog fat spilled onto Highway 13 as a tanker from the Perky Piggy Slaughterhouse collided with a Brinks armored car, sending traffic skidding off the road and causing severe bodily injury to at least 29 persons. Injuries continued to mount as the mad scramble for grease laden currency… (click) |
| CLDISME | 11 Mar 2011 9:06 a.m. PST |
…around the septic tank. The vapors could make you dizzy and lightheaded. It is best for you to let professionals handle this type of repair. Our list of approved sponsors include… <click> |
| Grey Matter 13 | 11 Mar 2011 10:37 a.m. PST |
…your local Taco Bell restaurant. Come in today for our new Spicier Bean Mini-Burritos! Now made with even more tastier… <click> |
| Last Hussar | 11 Mar 2011 11:10 a.m. PST |
… jedi knights. They lead the clones into… click |
| T Meier | 11 Mar 2011 12:04 p.m. PST |
a mountain of cash! That's right, and it's all yours if you can answer this question (click) |
| The Shadow | 11 Mar 2011 12:38 p.m. PST |
…who put the bomp in the bompa bomp a bomp
who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop
who put the dip in the dip di dip di dip Who was that man… click |
| Last Hussar | 11 Mar 2011 1:17 p.m. PST |
…in your underwear draw. No matter where you put them, keep your clothes fresh with new…
<click> |
| Last Hussar | 11 Mar 2011 1:34 p.m. PST |
ungraded. The price of copper keeps…
<click) |
| 28mmMan | 11 Mar 2011 1:41 p.m. PST |
reviewing the situation…Can a fellow be a villain all his life?…All the trials and tribulations…Better settle down and get myself a wife!…And a wife would cook and sew for me, Ana come for me, and go for me, and go for me, and nag at me, the fingers, she would wag at me…The money she would take from me…A misery, she'll make from me…I think I'd better think it out again!…In this life, one thing counts..In the bank, large amounts…I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, you've got to pick-a-pocket or two you've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys, you've got to pick-a-pocket or two…Large amounts don't grow on trees… You've got to pick-a-pocket or two…(click) |
| CLDISME | 11 Mar 2011 2:19 p.m. PST |
Pocketa-Pocketa-Pocketa the engines roared as Mitty… <click> |
| Muah ha ha | 11 Mar 2011 2:24 p.m. PST |
…the Chauffer picked up super-star Marcel Marceau from the County arts center. It was the usual ugly scene as the mime's crazed fans set fire to dumpsters, overturned vehicles and danced naked… (click) |
| T Meier | 11 Mar 2011 2:55 p.m. PST |
sea otters into the bay area in 2008. They've been doing well despite the disruption to their (click) |
| Last Hussar | 11 Mar 2011 2:57 p.m. PST |
…Time Vortex. If we don't land soon the TARDIS could… <click> |
| Etranger | 11 Mar 2011 7:49 p.m. PST |
"for … pity's … sake … push… the … green … button… now … before … it's … too … late…." he gasped agonisingly. "I'm colourblind…" I shrugged. <click> |
| Muah ha ha | 11 Mar 2011 8:09 p.m. PST |
…and now you know, the rest of the stor… (click) |
