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but his ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge…Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know next to nothing…Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired in the naivest way who he might be and what he had done…My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the Copernican Theory and of the composition of the Solar System…That any civilized human being in this nineteenth century should not be aware that the earth traveled round the sun appeared to be to me such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly realize it..(click)

"Dead. Dead as a doornail, Inspector Fun."

"Are you sure?"

"Well, if he wasn't dead, then somebody sure was playing a hell of a trick on him."

"And yet, Mr. Julian, we can find no body."

"I saw the body. With my own eyes. Touched the cold…" (click)

ice pack to the nape of her neck and she shivered in
delight, giggling coquettishly and exclaiming

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"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand…"

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these odd symbols, Professor?
Why, yes, Johnnie--they were in use during the Meso-Chlamydian era of the Northern Blargh-Pestricanople Empire. If my translation is right, the way to the treasure-chamber is…
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just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways,
Here on…(click)

…the Penal Colony of French Guiana, whose prisoners you are, and from which there is no escape. First attempts at escape add two years in solitary to existing sentences. Second attempts, add five more. Of course, more serious offenses are dealt with…

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…by Carleton E. Morse, creator of "I Love A Mystery". This new series, "I Love Adventure", will follow the later exploits of Jack, Doc and Reggie originally heard on "I Love A Mystery" as they fight the international enemies of peace. So listen for them every…

…(in booming, unnecessarily loud voice) Sabado a la Restaurante de Maya. Vamos a la Restaurante de Maya para los frijoles con pollo. CALIENTE! Y, Senor Lopez…(click)

…former Presidente and Generalissimo of the small Republic of San Banana, was executed by rebels who formed a new provisional government early last night.

Having lasted over five hours, El Presidente Lopez' regime was considered a milestone of peace and stability in the turbulent…

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air as the hot desert wind sweeps upward over the
mountains. Thermals from the desert increase the effect
of turbulence, although it isn't as violent as the
turbulence experienced in, for example, a severe
thunderstorm. Fortunately

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the world looks with some awe upon a man who appears unconcernedly indifferent to home, money, comfort, rank, or even power and fame…The world feels not without a certain apprehension, that here is some one outside its jurisdiction; someone before whom its allurements may be spread in vain; some one strangely enfranchised, untamed, untrammeled by convention, moving independent of the ordinary currents of human action…(click)

… and that's how you pronounce, "gyro" … (click)

…copter circling above the… (click)

free breakfast that is included with every stay at… <click>

…this room for eight years now, Clarice. I know they will never ever let me out while I'm alive. What I want is a view. I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water. I want to be in a federal institution, far away from…

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…and now a word from 2012 presidential hopeful and reality star Sarah P(click)…

…lain and tall". Starring Glenn Close and Christopher Walken on the Hallmark Hall of…

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Mirrors that reflect the very essence of (click)

…some nice fresh asparagus. Then while the pan is still hot add just a little (click)

…Plutonian swamp toad. They're all around here.

Well, jumpin' jets Captain. That one almost scared the life outta me. I've never seen anything so big and ugly. I'll bet there's nothing more repulsive in the whole solar system than…

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…Justin Bieber's new girlfriend! for more celebrity updates, catch us on "Reality Stars of the…"

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Byzantine Empire can be traced to 330 A.D., when the Roman emperor Constantine I dedicated a "new Rome" on the site of the ancient Greek colony of Byzantium.

This concludes the introduction to The History Channel's Byzantine Empire. Please stay tuned for our next program, a politico-historical study that explores what Germany might have looked like had Adolf Hitler not become Chancellor, but had become a…

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"…when our country was not beset by the ravages of Communists, Socialists, Anarchists, and thieves? Can you remember a time when the rule of the righteous outweighed the rule of the radical? The time to restore our Republic is now, my fellow Americans. Turn inward, repel our domestic enemies, the so-called 'Constitutionalist Movement' and restore tranquility to the state. I am your acting president, General Secretary Charles Lindbergh. And together with our…" (click)

drumsticks tied, the bird is now ready to placed in our oven preheated to… <click>

5505 °C, and V indicates that the Sun, like most stars, is a main sequence star, and thus generates its energy by nuclear fusion of hydrogen nuclei into…

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a creamy whipped dessert topping that is low in calories and high in necessary nutrients, such as…

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…fossilized fecal matter, or "coprolites." These allow us to better understand the diet of our ancestors, and by extension, the environment in which they lived. One of the largest collections of coprolites can be found…(click)

…she told me to walk this way, talk this way, walk this way, talk this way. Just gimme a…(click)

…Zorbagian death armada and it's headed directly for (click)

… They've reached Sixth Avenue! They've reached Fifth Avenue! They're a hundred yards away! Oh, my God!

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"They're heeeeerrrre!" she intoned as the television blazed forth with its eerie unfocused non-picture of swirling unsettling images that tickled the back of your brain and were gone before you had a chance to really…
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feel like you're paying too much for weasel removal? Well Herkimer Stoat, Mink and Weasel control can (click)

…soften your stool AND straighten your teeth, while wiping out those annoying…

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…Abyssinians. In an effort to create a New Roman Empire Mussolini has invaded Abyssinia and Emperor Haile Selassie has been forced to flee the country. This military action has been condemned by…

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Mrs Ida Lowry requests the pleasure of your COMPANYYYY! At her APARTMENT TONIIIIGHTT! For eight thirtee-EE-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-EE, to MIDNIGHTTT! To celebrate the completion of her recent cosmetic SURGERYYY! E-e-e-e-e-e-E-e-e-e-e-e-E! wwwWWAAAAAAIIIIIIIII! ummm…Thanks…It's reply paid…Is it?…oh…um…two, three…Mother, I sorry that I am unable to come to your parrrttty…You DON'T have to sing it!…I don't?…(click)

the Hecatomb Corporation, makers of new improved subliminal yellow, now with extra (click)

swamp. We need all the land we can get.

But I don't like her.

Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge…

…torpedoes! You're no match for them Aura! Dale has stashed them away!

Don't be ridiculous Flash Gordon. My torpedoes are much larger than hers are. And mine are not hidden in some flimsy…

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contemptible pig!…I remained celibate for you…I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance…My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state…To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo…So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother…(click)

Sebastian will now perform the invocation, following
which Brother Amelius will

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bulk up on steroids until he can't bend his (click)

…old equalizer. Yep, Paladin, ya sure are handy with that there shootin' iron. Why I'll bet that you can hit…

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……ler had opened a taco stand in Sioux City, Iowa? How would that have affected the outcome of World…

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peas, carrots and parsnips. Later in the season when your soil has become (click)

..without men! "The Wild Women of Wongo". See what happens when on the tropical island of Wongo, a tribe of beautiful women discover that the other side of the island is inhabited by a tribe of handsome men. Now playing at the Brooklyn Paramount and many other theaters in the…

mind's eye…where all things, past and present can be seen if one can look through the facade of intellectual narcissism and accept…(click)

credit cards at the flea market this weekend. While strolling the aisles you will find…

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the Slough of Despond. Here therefore they wallowed
for some time, being shamefully bedaubed with the dirt; and
Christian, because of the burden that was on his back, began
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