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…are not included. See the back panel for an exclusive offer. Two proof of purchase seals are…

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…call Carl the Sausage King! Yes, Carl's sausages are authentic, delicious, and delightful, yet sophisticated enough even for those hoity toity neighbors up the road. Carl's varieties of sausage (click)

my sleeping behemoth…But the time has come to awake…Robot is on-line…Reviewing primary directives…One, preserve the Robinson Family…Two, Maintain ship systems…Three…What noble charges my steely centurion…Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you…Robot is on-line…Reviewing primary directives…Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family…Destroy all systems…Now that's more like it…Farewell my platinum-plated-pal, give my regards to oblivion…(click)

…remember me to Herald Square.

Tell all the gang at forty second street
That I will soon be there

Whisper of how I'm yearning
To mingle with the old time…

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religion, Dear Hearts ! Yes ! We are HERE toNIGHT to
praise His name, to give thanks for His bounty provided
to us ! Rejoice, Dear Hearts, and

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clubs. Diamonds are trumps.
George opens bid with a 7, earning his partner's wrath at such an early miscalculation.
The opposing team seemingly ignores the faux pas, sticking closely to their conservative…
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…estimate that 25% of Americans are currently out of work attributed to the sudden devastating collapse of US stock market prices last year. John D. Rockefeller in an announcement today said that "These are days when many are discouraged. In the 93 years of my life, depressions have come and gone. Prosperity has always returned and will…

Smith is a hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image…(click)

…of the first of the Martian craft as it emerged from the crater in England that day, a clear indication of the utter horror that would befall the world for lo those faithful months of the great War of Worlds. Now, as 1936 dawns, with fewer of the veterans and survivors of the conflict with us each and every day, we feel compelled to again ask… (click)

for the syrup to be passed !? It was a simple request,
and simple courtesy would dictate

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…the terms for the release of your friend Flash Gordon!

No Ming! I will not build your death ray! It would mean the total annihilation of…

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common sense, decency and courtesy ! Of course, if that's
what you want, you merely need

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…to teach some gangsters that they can't get away with murder. Especially if that murder is mine!

Oh Ellery..please be careful!

Don't worry angel. These two bit hoods can't…

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…enormous jugs. I'd guess these are probably eighteenth century by the looks of them. Handcrafted, with a lovely patina. As for their value, I think you're…(click)

…going to like the new 1948 Studebaker Sedan! Outside a new look…inside a new outlook! Studebaker! Builder of trustworthy…

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and honest men of integrity – NOT ! They're bankers,
ain't they !!!???

Why, I wouldn't trust 'em as far as I

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Ballou yeah, it's all over in Dodge…Tombstone, too; Cheyenne, Deadwood, all gone, all dead and gone…Why, the last time I came through Tombstone, the big excitement there was about the new rollerskate rink that they had laid out over the OK Corral…I'll tell you something else, I used to work for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and a Congress of Rough Riders…And I rescued many stagecoach passengers from road agents and drunkard nogoodins…in the nick of time! Twice a day, three times on Saturday…(click)

…facing toward Mecca, as is the custom throughout Turkey. Now, of course, the Sultans are gone; for nearly twenty years now, Mustafa Kemal has maintained…(click)

that there will be no glory in your sacrifice…I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories!…Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned…Every Greek historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths…Why, uttering the very name of Sparta, or Leonidas, will be punishable by death!…The world will never know you existed at all…(click)

…Carter! First I'll take care of you, then I'll see to Miss Watson here.

Oh Nick! Don't give him the…

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…deadly candiru, which has a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra. Though often dismissed as an urban legend, this is, in fact, a danger that truly exists, and has made a victim of many a man, who has dared to urinate…(click)

" I'm afraid that won't be possible, Dave….."

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..Thomas, founder of Wendys, was also a member of the Masons, which begs the question on Coast to Coast AM tonight. What's the real secret behind the Mayans, Dave Thomas, and 2012? Tonight, we have.. (click)

pondered long and hard upon this burning question, the
answer to which is key to the survival of Western
Civilization As We Know It : Who *did* throw the
overalls in Missus Murphy's

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…moonshine still.

I dunno Abner. I think it belongs to Squire Skimp.

You think we oughta report it Lum?

I reckon' that…

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when th' High Sheriff finds whut we done, we'uns in a
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trouble…but don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way…The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth…You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut…If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs…Del…Why did you kiss my ear?…Why are you holding my hand?…[frowns]…Where's your other hand?…Between two pillows…Those aren't pillows!…(click)

…They are my latest devices, Twilight! Just a press of this button, and the entire fort will be filled with deadly toxin. And there's not a thing that you, or your simpering friends, can do about it!"

"Crum, you INSIDIOUS fiend! The eyes of truth and justice are squarely upon you. You cannot detain a true Walker of the Void!"

"Oh really, Twilight? Just wait until you see…" (click)

"…One woman's struggle to…" (click)

escape those pantyhose which have suddenly become three
sizes too small ? Or that girdle, once flattering,
which now creates unsightly rolls of excess flesh ?

Help is here, ladies ! The TorsoSleeve (tm) will

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be noticed…You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious…I've never been…Spoken to like that? Well, maybe it's about time and after that, Vulgaria became a free country and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy…And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everyone safe and sound, and…(click)

…wasting away in Shanghai's opium dens. I'm telling you, Julian, it's a damned shame what's happened here. We can only do so much from the International Settlement, and Chiang Kai Shek can't be bothered to.. (click)

…whistled for a baboon (click)

…or a man with chill blains on his feet in Grand Rapids, Michigan, who the spirit tells me is listening to the broadcast of this ministry right now brothers and sisters. Yes, he's listening, and he needs the power of … (click)

children here somewhere…I can smell them…Come along, kiddie-winkies…I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden…toy maker The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace, and your eyes for earrings…Let me tell you something, Toymaker…This nose of mine has never failed me…And if there *are* children here, my friend…you will die…(click)

t and exercise are the key to health or so they tell us. But did you know that the vast majority of Americans miss their daily intake of raw foods?Cooking destroys the nutritional value of nature's bounty, encourages loose morals by weakening the intestinal fortitude…(click)

…The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

La-la-la…la-la-la.
La-la-la…la-la-la.

When her robe is unfurled she will show you the world,
if you step up and tell her where.
For a dime you can see…

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that you're no crazier than the rest of us!…Look at Potsie…You think he's normal?…And Fonzie…super-cool Fonzie…Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty…that's really sicko when you come right down to it…I wouldn't let him hear you say that…You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word!…OK, Ralph – take it easy…Now you take me – nice, normal Ralphie Malphie…I got no quirks…But I know what they're saying about me…They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod…They're not saying that, Ralph…Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even…(click)

if we cobble together a craft to escape this wretched
island, Professor, we still don't know exactly where
we are. How are we to navigate to a place of safety ?
Starsights are all well and good, but there's

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your point exactly?…Well, we might just make it, did that ever cross your brain?…Gotta love crab…In the nick of time too…I couldn't take much more of those coconuts…Coconut milk is a natural laxative…That's something Gilligan never told us…Well regardless, I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean than to stay here and die on this poohole island, spending the rest of my life talking to a GODDARN VOLLEYBALL…(click)

…playing Swedish bikini team! Yeah, it just doesn't get any better than…(click)

…KIX cereal sprinkled with sugar and sliced strawberries. MMM-MMM good! And while supplies last you can watch atoms split to smithreens with your very own Atomic Bomb Ring. You'll see brilliant flashes of light in the inky darkness inside the atom chamber. These frenzied vivid flashes are caused by the released energy of atoms. PERFECTLY SAFE – We guarantee you can wear the KIX Atomic Bomb Ring with complete safety. The atomic materials inside the ring are harmless. The ring is adjustable and will fit any…

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book…It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem…For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent…The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth…They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tit bits…So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means…The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish…(click)

…or fowl, he didn't know. All he knew was the road seemed to go on forever, never changing, and that though he had switched the channel on his radio over 600 times now, it never seemed to run out of stations.

And it never would… in The Twilight Zone. (click)

"I don't know why. The thing just keeps spitting out random pieces of scripts, it's the darndest thing. Why, just a few weeks ago, it kept repeating advertisements for something called a Yugo. I'm not sure what that is.. some kind of newfangled automobile, I think."

"Don't worry about it, Jimmy. My dad got me a copy of 'The Complete Book of Radio Maintenance', the new 1940 edition. It's got all kinds of keen tips and tricks for keeping your home radio, even that old crystal set on your granny's table, running faster than…" (click)

Vogon poetry…which is the third worst in the Universe…The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria…During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off…The very worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex…Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was…(click)

…destroyed by Bronson Alpha.

Tonight…on "Dimension X"…Phillip Wylie's novel, "When Worlds Collide"!

Scientists led by Cole Hendron work desperately to build ships to transport enough people, animals and equipment to Bronson Beta in an attempt to save the human race. Governments are skeptical, but the scientists persist and develop the technology necessary for…

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…crossbreeding chimpanzees and humans. Although the scientists seem to have tried for years, Stalin's dream of "ape men" never really became reality, and the entire concept disappeared around the beginning of the German invasion, in 1941. Another bizzarre project was the Soviet plan to colonize Venus, beginning with…(click)

large weasels especially bred for the purpose ! Imagine
the chagrin of the development team when it was discovered
that weasels can't breathe

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