| Thieses | 13 Oct 2010 11:18 a.m. PST |
(click)…under the streets of Seattle is a series of long dark caverns which the lead to the buried….(click) |
| The Shadow | 13 Oct 2010 6:25 p.m. PST |
(click)… a small fee. Say…one hundred thousand dollars. That's extortion. You'll never get away with it! On the contrary. I *will* get away with it, and you…(click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 13 Oct 2010 8:18 p.m. PST |
((click) should definitely consider having your home inspected for termites once every two years. Remember, this is the season for… (click) |
| The Shadow | 13 Oct 2010 9:29 p.m. PST |
Click)… come 11…down in the boys gym
Charlie Brown…Charlie Brown
He's a clown…that Charlie Brown
He's gonna… (click) |
| Norman D Landings | 14 Oct 2010 4:06 a.m. PST |
(click)… swell up with enormous pressure and explode. That's what killed him." "Oh professor… it's just like the curse foretold!" "Superstitious claptrap, Miss Malone…this was caused by…(click) |
| Thieses | 14 Oct 2010 6:24 a.m. PST |
(click)…athletes' foot is a fungal infection of the skin that causes scaling, flaking, and itch of affected…(click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 14 Oct 2010 1:12 p.m. PST |
(Click)…"Lady Gaga is, like, just so rad! I, like, have totally downloaded all her…"(click) |
| capncarp | 14 Oct 2010 5:30 p.m. PST |
(click) or in a medium saucepan. Now fold in the eggs carefully, making sure the yolk always stays (click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 14 Oct 2010 5:41 p.m. PST |
(click)… slender, with long fingers around which the smoke from her cigarette lingered before disappearing into the darkness of the crowded bar. Her bodyguard wasn't looking, and I knew this might be my only chance to…(click) |
| The Shadow | 14 Oct 2010 5:56 p.m. PST |
click)… bury my goods under this rock. They think they're so clever. They'll jump me and steal my gold the first time I turn my back. Well, nobody puts one over on Fred C. Dobbs. Nobody will find my… (click) |
| Norman D Landings | 15 Oct 2010 3:48 a.m. PST |
(click)…innapropriate feelings toward other men. Here at the Eastboro Methodist Church, we can help you get back on the good, straight path with the 'Pray Straight' programme. Call our confidential hotline today for support, guidance, and… (Click) |
| The Shadow | 15 Oct 2010 7:00 a.m. PST |
(click)… kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill…kill…KILL! (sounds of screaming cultists) (whispered) The regiment has got to know! I'll divert their attention while you …(click) |
| Thieses | 15 Oct 2010 7:17 a.m. PST |
(click)…COME ON DOWN!!! You are the next contestant on the Price is Right! You can win the next show case worth over $50,000 by just…(click) |
| Norman D Landings | 15 Oct 2010 4:33 p.m. PST |
(click)… doughnuts? Seriously?…
(static) Er… Unit Four, please maintain proper radio procedure. Be advised this is an open frequency, over…
(static) Jeez, okay Dave, I'll go get d… uh, I mean, Despatch, this is Unit Four responding to that um, Code Delta, out. … (click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 15 Oct 2010 5:47 p.m. PST |
(click)… of bounds! And the Coach is going absolutely nuts on the sidelines! Right now he's pointing angrily and reading the referee the… (click) |
| Dave R 1969 | 15 Oct 2010 7:33 p.m. PST |
(click)… F#ck is funny about me? Am I a clown here to amuse you? I make you laugh? You know its the way tell a story….. NO I dont know! You said I was funny…(click) |
| The Shadow | 15 Oct 2010 7:53 p.m. PST |
(click) …and laughter is the best medicine! So laugh along with Groucho Marx on Blue Ribbon Town brought to you buy Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer with Vocalists Kenny Baker and …(click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 15 Oct 2010 8:31 p.m. PST |
(click)…Lee Harvey Oswald who, in the midst of proclaiming to the media that he was a patsy, was gunned down by…(click) |
| Norman D Landings | 16 Oct 2010 5:11 a.m. PST |
(click)…unanimous decision of the Ladies Horticultural Group Comittee. The record-breaking vegetable will take pride of place at the fete on Saturday. Green-fingered Mrs. Lavinia Bricketts told us: "I love nothing better than to spend the day… (click) |
| The Shadow | 16 Oct 2010 6:28 a.m. PST |
(click)… marching against the underworld! (sound of police whistle and marching feet) The FBI…in peace and war! These are true stories of …(click) |
| Dave R 1969 | 17 Oct 2010 4:34 p.m. PST |
(click)…Bright doll dressed as a stripper, that and other news tonight at 11…(click) |
| The Shadow | 17 Oct 2010 7:30 p.m. PST |
(click)… years in Quentin if you don't sing. I'm tellin' ya Tracy…I don't know nuttin'. Sam, get Chief Patton on the wrist radio and tell him that we have Flattop Jones here and we're going to …(click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 17 Oct 2010 8:38 p.m. PST |
(click)… win the Mozambique election by a landslide margin. Mr. Nbutu, on being advised of the vote count, commented that…(click) |
| The Shadow | 17 Oct 2010 9:21 p.m. PST |
(click)… he would love to eat a slice of the winner. The Georgia State Fair judging commitee stated that it would most likely be a Pecan Pie submitted by… (click) |
| Norman D Landings | 18 Oct 2010 4:36 a.m. PST |
(click)… a 200lb Newfoundland called 'Ozzie' whose habit of standing up on his hinds legs to look over the yard fence caused the recent spate of Fulton County Bigfoot sightings. Proud owner Travis Boggs told us…(click) |
| The Shadow | 18 Oct 2010 5:57 p.m. PST |
(click)… not Harry Lime. You won't find him. I was at his funeral, but I doubt that …(click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 18 Oct 2010 6:42 p.m. PST |
(click)… President Kennedy's affair with Marilyn Monroe would have been major news in today's world. You have to consider that, in the early 1960s, the paparazzi were…(click) |
| Norman D Landings | 19 Oct 2010 4:54 a.m. PST |
(click)…prancin' around in women's clothes and wearin' makeup! Goshdarnit, what the heck's the matter with these people? In my day, men was men! You didn't have none of this sorta thing! I say if they ain't happy with the way the Lord made 'em they should… (click) |
| Dave R 1969 | 19 Oct 2010 11:45 a.m. PST |
(click)… UP AND AWAY!!…uhhhh AHEM! Hey kid your standing on my cape. See if I ever save…(click) |
| Flat Beer and Cold Pizza | 19 Oct 2010 1:54 p.m. PST |
(click)… that instances of erectile dysfunction can increase dramatically for men over age 50. Thankfully, there's a cure. Call…(click) |
| Norman D Landings | 19 Oct 2010 2:44 p.m. PST |
(click) …out when you see my wood start to come up, he says, and o' course Earl don' see no wood comin' up, so he takes the guard offa the saw to look, an' the next thing you know there's jes' this kinda 'whacketty-whack' noise an' we'all lookin' fer sumpn' ta put the fingers in. Wuss damn thing I ever saw since… (click) |
| The Shadow | 19 Oct 2010 4:49 p.m. PST |
(click)… The Day the Earth Caught Fire! Is this the end…or another beginning? See the picture that gives you a front row seat to the most jolting events of tommorow…today! Starring Janet Munro. Produced by |
| The Shadow | 20 Oct 2010 6:57 p.m. PST |
(click)… dancing around the fire with their eyes rolling back in their heads and muttering strange incantations to their jungle gods. They're getting ready to roast us alive Jane. But what can we do Tarzan? We're tied up and they're watching …(click) |
| capncarp | 20 Oct 2010 7:31 p.m. PST |
(click) their blood pressure by reducing the amount of salt in their (click) |
| Norman D Landings | 21 Oct 2010 2:48 a.m. PST |
(click)…Henry with an engraved walnut stock. As I turned it over in my hands, Carruthers continued: "It was found by F'Qawi natives on the upper reaches of the Mabanga…which, I need hardly reminded you, was where Percy beleived he would find… (click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Oct 2010 6:21 a.m. PST |
(click)… thousands of rats! They moved in an undulating mass from the derelict ship toward the lighthouse. They're coming! Start barricading the doors and windows! We can't escape to the boat, so we'll have to …(click) |
| Thieses | 21 Oct 2010 8:07 a.m. PST |
(click)…light a fire, relax and sit back and enjoy the sensual melodies of this new K-tel records compilation of Sweet Sounds of the 70's. You get three Lps chock full of the most romantic…(click) |
| Norman D Landings | 21 Oct 2010 3:44 p.m. PST |
(click)… -Lo, who has announced that she's to write, direct, and star in "Gigli 2: Thanksgiving Turkey". Hollywood stars have united to distance themselves from the project, which critics are already describing as… (click) |
| Dave R 1969 | 21 Oct 2010 5:24 p.m. PST |
(click)…One of the most amazing things Ive ever seen, she made all of those ping-pong balls vanish into her…(click) |
| The Shadow | 21 Oct 2010 5:51 p.m. PST |
(click)… Schnozzola! Yes friends, it's the Jimmy Durante Show. Ink a-dink-a-dink a-dink-a-dink a-dink-a-dooo… Starring Jimmy Durante, with Ruth Etting and brought to you by …(click) |
| Thieses | 22 Oct 2010 7:23 a.m. PST |
(Click)…Adams' the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy staring Simon Jones,Mark Wing-Davey,and David Dixon, was produced in 1981 by the BBC. The plot centered around the wacky exploits of…(click) |
| The Shadow | 22 Oct 2010 8:18 p.m. PST |
(click)… a day, 7 days a week, in any weather, Auto-lite Sta-Ful batteries will start your car. And Sta-Ful batteries only need to be filled 3 times a year! So friends, be sure to remember that you're always right with Auto-Lite, and the next time you're at your favorite… (click) |
| Norman D Landings | 23 Oct 2010 3:46 a.m. PST |
(click)… "wretched hive of scum and villainy." "See, that's what spoils it for me… fans quoting the lines all the damn time." "Ah, come on – Trekkies are worse. Who isn't sick of hearing… (click) |
| capncarp | 23 Oct 2010 3:30 p.m. PST |
(click) the case of the Estate of Hiroki Gonzales Schlumpfnagel v. Acme Meatpacking and Taxidermy, Inc. Oyez, oyez, oyez! All rise for the Right Honorable F. Clement Wasch-Baysin, magistrate of the superior court of (click) |
| The Shadow | 23 Oct 2010 5:16 p.m. PST |
(click)… Freedonia! The workers are demanding shorter hours! Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cuttting their lunch hour to 20 minutes. Now go and never darken my towels again. I am willing to do anything to prevent …(click) |
| Dave R 1969 | 24 Oct 2010 4:24 p.m. PST |
…(click)anal leakage now using new and improved…(click) |
| evilmike | 24 Oct 2010 9:21 p.m. PST |
(click)…again, all citizens are advised to stay in their homes. Reports of 'dead people attacking the living' are false, please call 911 if you see any unusual activity outside. Under NO circumstances should you…(click) |
| The Shadow | 24 Oct 2010 10:50 p.m. PST |
(click)… open that closet McGee! Don't worry Molly. It's right back here behind the…(click) |
| Norman D Landings | 25 Oct 2010 1:57 a.m. PST |
(click)… cougar attacks! That's right, after the break, we're live with the actor who filed harrasment charges against Sharon Stone after she allegedly… (click) |
| Thieses | 25 Oct 2010 6:31 a.m. PST |
(click)…tore the helpless man limb from limb. The female Bengal Tiger had to be put down after the attack. Zookeeper Alan Throckmorton said that the tiger was just protecting her…(click) |
shows off more Goblins from the lead pile.
