""It was early October..."" Topic

(click) …delicious with milk and sugar. Just add sliced bananas or the fruit of your choice. Wild Bill says that…(click)

…the concept of "viral" in regards to the internet refers to the unchecked promulgation of content, most typically distributed by popular search engines such as…

(click)… her fairy tale wedding to the Prince of Monaco, after which she is reputed to have said… (click)

(click) I had amnesia. I'm the real Tom. My long lost twin brother Tim has been taking my place in order to… click)

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(click)…with me into the House of Mystery. Tonight's story, "The Creeper", will keep you on the edge of your seat. So turn out your… (click)

(Click)…old cars, or even real estate, to "Clunkers for"…(click)

(click) …"twenty-to-life in the Big House." "Don't count on it, sugar", she purred, and from the folds of her mink produced… (click)

(click) …two round melons, just right for breakfast! Now, before you dig into this feast, don't forget to wash… (click)

(click)…your glockenspiel. I can't wait to see you in your new uniform in the parade. I just love the new tassels on your…(click)

(click)… guns at the door, boys!" the Saloon manager said. Begrudgingly, they undid their… (click)

(click) …trousers. And two vests come with each suit. You'll always save a bundle of cash when you… (click

(click)…have been injured in an accident ? I'm Bob Goldstein and I have 25 years of…(click)

(click)…bitter disappointment. Reverend Crabtree went on to say how much he regretted any embarrassment caused to Charleston Unitarian Chapel by his unforgivable… (click)

(click)…Tin? I ordered my giant Yogi Bear robot made of Iron! Now Im feeling a deep itch in my…(click)

(click)…and the Openers and the Closers have assembled to … (click)

(click)… create my death ray! And you, Flash Gordon, will be my… (click)

(click)… new car! If… you can answer these three… (click)

(Click) minutes to launch…T-minus two minutes fifty-five seconds… Houston Space Center Mission Control reports all systems "Go" for the sixth mission to land a man (click)

(click)…trick was to convince us that he was dead.

But Sam, we all saw the bullet hole in his chest.

Right Effie, but what you didn't notice was the…(click)

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(click)…Schnauser puppies. Once they are weaned they can can be spayed or…(click)

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(click)… inflamed appendix. We had to remove it immediately!

Good work my boy!

It was a very strange case Doctor Gillispie. You see, the patient was not was not who we first thought he was. He was in fact… (click)

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(click)…Stegosaurus! From the late Jurassic period. But what's it doing here Doc?

I don't know Johnny. This island is unchartered. Human beings may have never set foot on it. Monk, hand me those binocculars.

Here ya go Doc. Man, that thing is huge. Look at the size of his …(click)

(click)… of cumquats for a garnish. For a fun after school activity, show you kids how to make an Origami…(click)

(click) … Haruna was sunk during a bombing raid on the Kure Naval District in the Inland Sea area of Japan. Battleship Haruna had fought in most of the major Pacific Theater navel battles and was considered …(click)

(click)…one of the most successful traditional Bluegrass guitarists and singers, with a string of chart-topping albums. The dream turned sour, however, after an ill-fated marriage to… (click)

(click)…Bea Arthur joined the cast of All in the Family in 1971, before her spin-off series Maude first aired in 1972. The series tackled serious topics of the day such as the controversial…(click)

(click)… pudding. So always buy Jello when you want the very best in …(click)

(click)…THE MIDDLE OF USING THE TOILET MOM!!! GET THE CUB SCOUTS OUT OF HERE AND HAND ME MY…(click)

(click) …three crunchy Tacos for $2.99! It's a deal you just can't…(click)

(click)…pop in an envelope and mail to the competitions desk here at K-TMP. Last week's winner was Mrs. Bernice Liebensraum, who's currently enjoying a VIP, no-expense-spared…(click)

(click)… voyage to the far reaches of outer space! Listen with us now to the adventures of Captain Video and his Video Rangers as they… (click)

(click)… are scheduled to be arraigned on multiple charges of corporate embezzlement and…(click)

(click)…geriatric Jazzercise! Is the new fitness crazy that is sweeping…(click)

(click)… "The 39 Steps". Tonight starring original cast members Robert Donat and Madeleine Carroll on The Lux radio Theater. Brought to you by… (click)

(click)…gale force winds and poor visibility. Severe flooding is expected in the vicinity of… (click)

(click) …the Mojave Desert. Radiation is showing up strongest there.

We've been following the giant weasel to that area, but our aircraft haven't been able to…

Wait…my Geiger Counter is going crazy. I think I see…oh no…oh God…its… (click)

(click)…Kermit the Frog here!! Reporting live from the castle of Count Von Count, where he is planning on counting…(click)

(click)…using the F-word almost as a comma. It's a terrible example for our children, and if I'd spoken like that when I was that age, my Dad would have…(click)

(click)…No idea what your talking about, he must have fallen on the knife. Yes, 46 times…(click)

(click)… the room was locked from the inside and there are no windows! There's no way the killer could have left the room.

In haste to inform honorable father of misdeed, number one son ignore obvious detail. Lock has… (click)

(click)…a strong Irish brogue that I just find irresistible. Tonight we're asking you to phone in with your turn-ons. Keep it clean, folks, we don't want to hear about that thing you do with the… (click)

(click)…ice cream sundaes, which mum would always buy for me when I …(click)

(click)… threw a 99 yard forward pass! What an amazing throw sports fans! There are only …(click)

(click) …interest group lobbying hard to overturn today's decision. "Confidentiality must be guaranteed in these cases" said Judge Hennesy; "Nobody wants to open their morning paper and see"… (click)