snurl1 | 06 Oct 2016 9:00 p.m. PST |
….get away gotta get away Holy Diver. Shiny diamonds Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue Something is coming for you Look out Race for the morning You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light Oh we will pray it's all right Gotta get away, get away Between the velvet lies There's a truth that's hard as steel The vision never dies Life's a never ending wheel Holy Diver You're the star of the masquerade No need to look so <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 07 Oct 2016 10:32 a.m. PST |
totally illogical, there was no chance…… (Spock, "The Galileo Seven," stardate 2822.3.) <click>
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badger22 | 07 Oct 2016 5:55 p.m. PST |
PARLEY, JUST A CHANCE TO…… <click> |
snurl1 | 10 Oct 2016 8:57 p.m. PST |
….make any friends? Would you like some affection, before I leave again? I've been walking behind you, since you've been able to see There's never been any reason for you to think about me. Did you have any bad dreams, did you break any glass? Would you be my companion, is there even a chance? You've been talking in circles, since I've been able to cry There's never been any reason for never telling me why yea ha Save my life I'm going down for the last time Woman with a sweet lovin' better than a white line Bring a good feelin' ain't had in such a long time Save my life I'm going down for the last <click> |
badger22 | 13 Oct 2016 8:25 a.m. PST |
weed rat? cuz if you dont I sure….. <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 14 Oct 2016 7:08 a.m. PST |
thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right, they see it is easier than trading. And it has its pleasures. I feel it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards……….. (Apella, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.) <click> |
snurl1 | 17 Oct 2016 11:17 p.m. PST |
…Now they stood beside the treasure, on the mountain dark and red. Turned the stone and looked beneath it; PEACE ON EARTH was all it <click> |
badger22 | 18 Oct 2016 7:19 a.m. PST |
could be made of oak or ash, often fire hardened. The Viking warrior must constantly care for his…. <click>
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Dr Argent | 18 Oct 2016 3:26 p.m. PST |
neighbor. Go ahead and cheat a friend. Do it in the name of heaven. You can justify it in the end. There won't be any trumpets blowing Come the judgment day. On the bloody morning after….. <click> |
LostPict | 19 Oct 2016 10:16 a.m. PST |
Brady sat out his "Deflategate" suspension. Now it's New England's turn to punish the rest of the league. Sure, Brady's return — 406 yards passing, three touchdowns to Martellus Bennett , a 33-13 romp — came against the only winless team, the spiraling, injury-ravaged… <click> |
snurl1 | 19 Oct 2016 9:05 p.m. PST |
Bennie and the Jets Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh Bennie she's really keen She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine Bennie and the Jets. Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe they're blinded But Bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves <click> |
Old Wolfman | 20 Oct 2016 7:05 a.m. PST |
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Frederick the not so great | 21 Oct 2016 10:38 a.m. PST |
Monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt……… (McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.) <click> |
badger22 | 23 Oct 2016 9:24 p.m. PST |
is often the result of someone else…. <click> |
LostPict | 24 Oct 2016 5:31 p.m. PST |
"intentional breeding. Estimates place their numbers at 150 million animals. Although the term "mixed-breed dog" is preferred by some, many…." <click> |
snurl1 | 24 Oct 2016 10:11 p.m. PST |
….try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows what She wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind She'll see I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love with an <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 27 Oct 2016 8:06 a.m. PST |
uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages. And we can all be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses……… (Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.0 <click> |
badger22 | 30 Oct 2016 5:42 p.m. PST |
and authorized personnel only may attend American Pacific university's new…….. <click> |
snurl1 | 31 Oct 2016 10:46 p.m. PST |
deal for the American people. Let us all here assembled constitute ourselves prophets of a new order of competence and of courage. This is more than a political campaign; it is a call to arms. Give me your help, not to win votes alone, but to win in this crusade to restore America to its own <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 03 Nov 2016 1:10 p.m. PST |
Virtue is a relative term….. (Spock, "Friday's Child," stardate 3499.1.) <click> |
snurl1 | 03 Nov 2016 11:46 p.m. PST |
I use to describe All the feelings that I have Hiding here for you inside You don't know how many times I've wished that I had told you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could hold you You don't know how many times I've wished that I could Mold you into someone who could <click> |
badger22 | 06 Nov 2016 8:07 a.m. PST |
Find out what Moses was really trying to do when he….. <click>
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snurl1 | 07 Nov 2016 10:23 p.m. PST |
runs vertically down the field and tries to beat the cornerback in a straight-line footrace to get open. However, sometimes the cornerback in certain coverages will protect against the fade route by giving a large cushion to the wide receiver, staying between the receiver and the end zone rather than between the line of scrimmage and the receiver. When this happens, you can throw a "back shoulder fade" where the receiver stops running the fade route, surprising the cornerback, and catches the <click> |
badger22 | 09 Nov 2016 7:47 p.m. PST |
gonorrhea, which is why when you go down range young troop you should always use….. <click> |
snurl1 | 09 Nov 2016 9:54 p.m. PST |
Jiffy Lube because there is, "no appointment necessary, we're in there and out and on our way." While your car is being serviced, <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 14 Nov 2016 11:54 a.m. PST |
We shield it [the Vulcan mating rite] with ritual and custom shrouded in antiquity. You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from us. It brings a madness which rips away the veneer of civilization. It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating…… (Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.) <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 14 Nov 2016 7:40 p.m. PST |
with a rabid honey badger, receiving deep lacerations, which if not cleaned properly, can result in life threatening sepsis and… <click> |
snurl1 | 15 Nov 2016 2:34 a.m. PST |
..nothin' but a good time How can I resist Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time And it don't get better than this. They say I spend my money on women and wine But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in I just like my fun every now and then I'm always workin' slavin' every day Gotta get away from that same old <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 15 Nov 2016 9:48 a.m. PST |
feline uro-genital disorder that can debilitate your cat to the point of requiring it to be… <click> |
snurl1 | 17 Nov 2016 12:16 a.m. PST |
without a home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone Ahh you've gone to the finest schools, alright Miss Lonely But you know you only used to get juiced in it Nobody's ever taught you how to live out on the street And now you're gonna have to get used to it You say you never compromise With the mystery tramp, but now you realize He's not selling any <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 17 Nov 2016 10:38 p.m. PST |
self-sealing stem bolts in cargo bay 4, that's what the Chief said, on his way to… <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 18 Nov 2016 12:16 p.m. PST |
Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity. But improve man, you gain a thousandfold…. (Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142.8.) <click> |
Covert Walrus | 18 Nov 2016 6:16 p.m. PST |
"- times the power taken to destroy the car!" ". . . Still consider this to be a psychological disorder , doctor?" "Why, you – You- " "ENOUGH!! Can we concentrate on how this thing can be stopped rather than indulge in petty bickering! For God's sake, it's eaten the Chrylser Building whole!" "'Eaten'? Major, that implies -" <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 18 Nov 2016 11:13 p.m. PST |
an impending bout of hyper-flatulence, presenting with extremely loud and pungent… <click> |
Dr Argent | 18 Nov 2016 11:49 p.m. PST |
"…copper bottom tympani in horse platoons Thundering, thundering all along the way. Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons, Each bassoon having its big, fat say! Seventy-six trombones led the big parade With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of the…" |
snurl1 | 19 Nov 2016 4:23 a.m. PST |
…kind I'd like to meet, Pretty woman, I dont believe you it must be true, No one could look as good as you Mercy! Pretty woman wont you pardon me, Pretty woman I couldn't help but see, Pretty woman, Oh you look lovely as you could be, Are you lonely just like me Adrrrrr… Pretty woman stop a while,Pretty woman talk a while, Pretty woman give your smile to me Pretty woman yeah yeah yeah, Pretty woman look my way, Pretty woman say you'll stay with me, Cause I need you,need you tonight Uh! Pretty woman dont walk on by,Pretty woman dont <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 20 Nov 2016 9:49 a.m. PST |
touch that! It's concentrated evil! You'll end up… <click> |
Dr Argent | 20 Nov 2016 10:22 p.m. PST |
on the battlefield and let me see All the profit from our victory. You talk of freedom, starving children fall. Are you deaf when you hear the season's call? Were you there to watch the earth be scorched? Did you stand beside the spectral torch? Know the leaves of sorrow turned their face, Scattered on the ashes of disgrace. Every blade is sharp; the arrows fly Where the victims of your armies lie, Where the blades of brass and arrows reign Then there will be no sorrow, Be no…." <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 21 Nov 2016 10:17 a.m. PST |
gas. Take Bean-O and there'll be… <click> |
badger22 | 21 Nov 2016 6:58 p.m. PST |
Challenge allowed on the play, as the whistle had been blown , so….. <click> |
snurl1 | 22 Nov 2016 3:21 a.m. PST |
…it wouldn't die Came runnin' in all excited slipped and almost hurt herself And I laughed till I cried She was always young at heart Kinda dumb and kinda smart and I loved her so And I surprised her with a puppy Kept me up all Christmas Eve two years ago And it would sure embarrass her When I came in from workin' late 'cause I would <click> |
badger22 | 22 Nov 2016 8:21 p.m. PST |
die because there would be no air to breath, the oceans would boil away because…. <click>
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snurl1 | 23 Nov 2016 12:37 a.m. PST |
…You know she's gonna leave you well done Hot, hot, hotter than hell Burn you like the midday sun I asked her why she couldn't make up her mind She said "You don't understand I'd love to go, but there's something you should know" She showed me her <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 23 Nov 2016 4:02 a.m. PST |
Crack of Doom! That is where you must go. That is the only place where it's unmaking is possible, in the bubbling cauldron of… <click> |
snurl1 | 24 Nov 2016 3:44 a.m. PST |
…Schlitz, you don't have gusto," capped by the Paul Bunyan/Ted Bundy stand-in holding his can of Schlitz between his thumb and forefinger just so and adding, "If you don't have Schlitz, You're out of <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 24 Nov 2016 9:22 a.m. PST |
Spoo. It's their favorite dish, but I like to call it "The Other Gray…" <click> |
Dr Argent | 24 Nov 2016 9:44 a.m. PST |
"…meat! If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer…." <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 24 Nov 2016 11:54 a.m. PST |
"viscous green phlegm. That's one of the signs of acute chronic…" <click> |
Last Hussar | 24 Nov 2016 5:42 p.m. PST |
Dad Jokes. President Obama joked he would continue the tradition even when it's just his family, before going on to pardon the two turkeys, named… <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 24 Nov 2016 8:31 p.m. PST |
Josef Stalin and Mao Zedong, two socialist dictators that he greatly admired and emulated during his… <click> |