"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

"…sharing a bowl. Can I like get herpes from that?"

"yeah but if the person hit the pipe from the side of there mouth where the herpes aren't there you should be fine if they used it on the part where the had herpes and were like slobbering all over it yeah you might get herpes but then again the person could of just had a cole sore and it wouldn't really matter weather you get it will just annoy you and go away……."

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little girl
Go away little girl
It's hurting me more each minute that you delay
When you are near me like this
You're much too hard to resist
So go away little girl before I beg you to

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a lotta love
To change the way things are.
It's gonna take a lotta love
Or we won't get too far.
So if you look in my direction
And we don't see eye to eye,
My heart needs protection
And so do

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"….Ay, ay, ay, ay,
Canta y no llores,
Porque cantando se alegran,
Cielito lindo, los corazones.

Ay, ay, ay, ay,
Sing and don't cry,
Because singing, they brighten…."
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up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turnin' for home?
Finally a chance to say "Hey, I love you"
Never again to be all

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"…by myself
Don't want to be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't want to live, all by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure.

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone.

All by myself
Don't want to be, all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't want to…."
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Look at these three words written larger than all the rest, and with special pride never written before or since -- tall words, proudly saying "We the people" .. these words and the words that follow … must apply to everyone or they mean nothing……

(Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown.)

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from nothin' leaves nothin'
And I'm not stuffin', believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on

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PORNOGRAPHY!!!!"

(Sounds Of gunfire)

"But it isn't just smut these ladies oppose, oh no! Let's see what else they fight against!"

Interviewer:" Do you like the French?"

Women:"NO!!! No, not French, no, no . . . "

Interviewer:"The Germans?"

Women:"NO!! NO!! Horrible lot, the Germans -"

Mrs. Crutch:" Well, what about Kant?"

Other women:"OOOOHH, Kant, yes, Kant's all right – "

Mrs. Deposit:"Surely NOT Hiedigger, though!"

Other Women:" Oh, no, no, no, Heidigger's rubbish!!"

Mrs.Crutch:"Or that nasty little Nietzsche!"

Other women:" Oh no, not that toerag!"

"So, some clear messages there. But is this militant housewife movement being taken seriously in Parliament? We asked Hugh Unused-Siding, the Undersecretary for Ignoring Polls in the current government -"

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And he said:
Ten four, Back door
You in a heap a trouble, boy, for sure
Gonna read you your rights and treat you fair
Just pull over there with your rocking chair.
Want you boys to know each other real well
'Cause you gonna be sharing the same

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" – Thing again!"
"No, I didn't. . . "
"Yes, you did!"
"Well, that's not an argument!"
" . . . Yes it is."
" No, you're just saying 'no' to everything I say!"
"Well, in an argument I must take an opposing and negative viewpoint, mustn't I?"
" . . . I suppose -"
"There! We agree! This is in fact- "
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one of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it……..

(Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2.)

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to the limit one more…..

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"….Time after time

If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time.

If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time….

After my picture fades and darkness has
Turned to gray
Watching through windows
You're wondering if……"
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I'm sailing away set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board I'm the captain so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try oh Lord I'll try to carry on
I look to the sea reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy some sad
I think of childhood friends and the

sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last……

(Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome," stardate 4842.6.)

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a thousand years,
men will still say that this, was her finest

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"fifteen quatloos that Captain Kirk is untrainable"….

(The Gamesters of Triskelion," stardate 3211.7.)

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…in the art of quilting. Evadne Laurabelle Horrocks was a founder member of the Fulton County Ladies Quilting Bee back in 1942, and she still remembers… <click>

the day my momma socked it to
The Harper Valley
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"…Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the…."

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…brink of a massive eruption!"
Park Ranger Milt Spangles begs to differ: "I don't want to rain on anybody's parade here, but Ol' Squirty goes off at least once a week, and when it does, it's no bigger than… <click>

a little pig and headed through the gate.
He's big around the middle and he's broad across the rump
Runnin' ninety miles an hour takin' thirty feet a jump
Ain't never been caught he ain't never been treed
And some folks say he look a lot like

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…. a guy who's been dead since 1945!"

"But that can't be true, Captain! We saw him with our own eyes! We… we chased him!"

"Chased him? I don't want to hear you chased him, O'Hara! I want to hear you <click>

" – say my name with the unmitigated pleasure that it deserves!"

"I'll never do that! NEVER! "

"Oh, that attitude will not last my dear . . . Not in the face of – "

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the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole
You're swimmin' with your girl
Out on lovers' lake
And the wind blows cold
It chills your bones
But you're still on the make
That's a bad mistake
But the moon was full
And you had a chance
To be all alone
But you're not alone
This is your last dance
And your last

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"….Model A.

It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up.
That Model A Vitimix makes it look like a pup.
It's got eight cylinders; uses them all.
It's got overdrive, just won't stall.

With a 4-barrel carb and a dual exhaust,
With 4.11 gears you can really get lost.
It's got safety tubes, but I ain't scared.
The brakes are good, tires are…."

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fair
But all your friends are there
And the candy floss you had
And your mother and your dad.

Oh, to live on Sugar Mountain
With the barkers and the colored balloons,
You can't be twenty on Sugar Mountain
Though you're thinking that
you're leaving there too soon,
You're leaving there too soon.

There's a girl just down the aisle,
Oh, to turn and see her smile.
You can hear the words she wrote
As you read the hidden

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…subway map of the secretly-constructed VHST system. Using this covert transit network, the Shadow Government and their corporate partners can criss-cross the country at unbelievable speeds, right under the homes of unsuspecting Americans. Obviously, this enables them to <click>

..kill is a breaking of civil and moral laws we've lived by for thousands of years…….

(Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3)

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until
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And the people were singing
They went, "Na, na, la, na, na, na"
Back with my wife in Tennessee
When one day she called to me
Said "Virgil, quick, come see,
There goes the

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…last free Cherokee in Fulton County."
Judge Tatum disagreed, describing Mr Boggs as "No more Cherokee than I am", and saying his trail of destruction was entirely due to malt liquor and unfamiliarity with the lawnmower's controls. In summation, he said Mr Boggs could either enrol in a 12-step program, or he could <click>

"….just stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln.

Smoke was comin' from out of the back
When I started to gain on that Cadillac.
Knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass.
Don't you know by then we'd be low on gas?

We had flames comin' from out of the side.
Feel the tension. Man! What a ride!
I said, "Look out, boys, I've got a license to fly!"
And that Caddy pulled over and let us by.

Now all of a sudden she started to knockin',
And down in the dips she started to rockin'.
I looked in my mirror; a red light was blinkin'
The cops was after my ….."<click>

… Mom's phone number. The Medicalert bracelet also contains information about my prescription medication and my allergies. So the next time I'm found collapsed and unresponsive, I can rely on my Medicalert to keep me <click>

frigid as an Eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
She ought to be, 'cause Ethyl's dead.
Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to

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Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely on your human intuition…….

(Spock, "Assignment: Earth," stardate unknown.)

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…for a plumber? One call to us at Frank Arnuldssen's Plumbing and Drainage will get you a certified plumber the next working day – guaranteed. We've been installing and servicing domestic and agricultural systems since 1955, and we never met a blockage we couldn't <click>

control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the

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universe which co-exists with a multitude of others in the same physical space. For certain brief periods of time, an area of their space overlaps an area of ours…….

(Spock, "The Tholian Web," stardate 5693.2.)

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…but the join can be disguised with a good foundation and a light blusher."
"And does that hold true for those if us with combination skin, Hattie?"
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a steam train
If you'd just lay down your tracks
You could have an aeroplane flying
If you bring your blue sky back
All you do is call me
I'll be anything you need
You could have a big dipper
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends
I want to be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my

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Immortality consists largely of boredom…….

(Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.)

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overtook us,
And he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of

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….the same mould as Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida.
But American audiences were deterred by the use of subtitles. In a bid to bring Fellini to the masses, Fulton county drive-in owner Travis McLuskey started his campaign of overdubbing classic Italian movies, calling on friends & family to voice various roles.
McLuskey's down-home Georgia accent and folksy delivery have been described by critics as <click>

Hot as Vulcan………

(McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.)

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cakes on the griddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle
Thank God I'm a country boy
When the work's all done and the sun's settlin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I

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…set out on a jet-propelled, two-fisted quest for justice! Starring Bob Burlen as "Jet Jackson", Vincent Price as "Commissar X", and Virginia Moore as "Kitty Kaptured"! Can one man prevail against the forces of <click>

a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow

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the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of

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