| Dr Argent | 28 May 2016 3:14 p.m. PST |
"….Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
Our mum she's so house-proud
Nothing ever slows her down
And a mess is not allowed
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the…."
<CLICK> |
| Frederick the not so great | 01 Jun 2016 11:26 a.m. PST |
man on top walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command is often a noose………. (McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2818.9.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 01 Jun 2016 8:51 p.m. PST |
..so take it eeeeeeeasy,
Take it easy,
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy.
We may lose, and we may win,
But we will never be
<click> |
| Dr Argent | 02 Jun 2016 5:26 p.m. PST |
"…us on your radio. Let us begin. Sound effect: A door with squeaky hinges is slowly opened. Organ begins to play. Raymond: Good evening, friends of the Inner Sanctum. This is Raymond, your host. I'm glad you came tonight, because we have a very special guest of horror with us. I'd like you to meet the late Johnny Gravestone, the most celebrated member of the Inner Sanctum Ghost Society. He's the best haunter of them all. Johnny's the tall figure in the white sheet wearing the blue ribbon. He's haunted everything from a palace to a telephone booth. And uh, if you're very nice to him, he'll be glad to consider giving your house the once-over. Who knows? He might even haunt you! Ha-ha-ha-ha! (Commercial) Raymond: Well, we're about to begin our story. Oh, I forgot to warn you about the….."
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 03 Jun 2016 10:56 a.m. PST |
semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. A man never knows just how much is real or how much is imagination……. (McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 06 Jun 2016 6:54 p.m. PST |
Runnin away with me,
It was just my imagina-yay-shun,
Runnin away with
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 09 Jun 2016 1:18 p.m. PST |
This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- you realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject…….
(Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 09 Jun 2016 10:32 p.m. PST |
If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.
[starts beating up the creature]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Son of a bitch! Bastard! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me.
Inga: Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! You'll kill him!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I don't want to live. I do not want to live.
Igor: Quiet dignity and grace
[rolls eyes]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Oh… mama… <click> |
| Pontius | 10 Jun 2016 4:01 a.m. PST |
…heel it well in then top dress with a high potash fertilizer. Then within weeks you'll have a wonder crop of… <click> |
| Pontius | 10 Jun 2016 4:01 a.m. PST |
…heel it well in then top dress with a high potash fertilizer. Then within weeks you'll have a wonder crop of… <click> |
| snurl1 | 10 Jun 2016 10:04 p.m. PST |
cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues
Workin' on our night moves
Tryin' to make some front page drive-in news
Workin' on our night moves
In the summertime
In the sweet summertime
We weren't in love, oh no, far from it
We weren't searchin' for some pie in the sky summit
We were just young and restless and bored
Livin' by the sword
And we'd steal away every chance we could
To the backroom, to the alley or the trusty <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 13 Jun 2016 7:38 a.m. PST |
library serves no purpose unless someone is using it….. (Mr. Atoz, "All Our Yesterdays," stardate 5943.7.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 13 Jun 2016 4:18 p.m. PST |
To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
And to run where
the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
And to love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star
This is my quest
To follow that star
No matter how hopeless
No matter how
<click> |
| Karellian Knight | 15 Jun 2016 5:02 a.m. PST |
far reaching consequences if he wins the election. Club president is a role sought by… |
| snurl1 | 15 Jun 2016 3:30 p.m. PST |
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some <click> |
 javelin98  | 16 Jun 2016 4:28 p.m. PST |
"…very sharp rocks at the bottom! That's why we'll make the next leg of our journey on foot. Normally, we would have to carry our canoes to the bottom of the waterfalls, but luckily, we'll just rent some new ones when we get down there! Join us next week when Tommy finds a pair of leaches sucking blood from his--" <click> |
| snurl1 | 16 Jun 2016 4:58 p.m. PST |
chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 17 Jun 2016 6:36 a.m. PST |
Another war…must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way?… Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death…
(Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 17 Jun 2016 10:24 p.m. PST |
To all the mangy rebels,
Burn their houses down to pebbles.
Kill the men folk, use the women,
Barbeque their scrawny children,
Bayonet them in the belly, Squash their unused brains to jelly,
Long live the king of England,
Up with the
<click>
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| Covert Walrus | 19 Jun 2016 3:22 p.m. PST |
- "unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerent tory labour liberal party!" " Whose side are you on?" "There are no sides – we are all in this together." <click> |
| snurl1 | 20 Jun 2016 11:12 p.m. PST |
" Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."
"I'm sorry Ollie, I was just <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 23 Jun 2016 10:10 a.m. PST |
Curios, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want…… (Spock, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.4.)
<click>
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| Dr Argent | 23 Jun 2016 12:14 p.m. PST |
"….But if you try sometimes, well you just might find,
You get what you need I went down to the Chelsea drugstore
To get your prescription filled
I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a soda
My favorite flavor, cherry red
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was…."
>click< |
| snurl1 | 23 Jun 2016 10:29 p.m. PST |
dead
'Cause you fought all the way Johnny Reb, Johnny Reb
You fought all the way Johnny Reb.
When Honest Abe heard the news about your fall
The folks thought he'd call a great victory ball
But he asked the band to play the song Dixie
For you Johnny Reb and all that you
<click> |
| Dr Argent | 28 Jun 2016 4:51 p.m. PST |
"…..believe…….
But after all is said and done
You're going to be the lonely one, Ohh Oh [CHORUS:]
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough,
Now What am I supposed to do
Sit around and wait for you
And I can't do that
There's no turning back
I need time to move on
I need love to feel strong
'Cause I've had time to think it through
And maybe I'm ….."
<CLICK> |
| snurl1 | 28 Jun 2016 9:26 p.m. PST |
Too good to be sold in stores!
To get your TMP Greatest Hits send $19.95 USD
To TMP HITS,
Philadelphia PA, 19105 !
Or call 1-800-HITS !
Operators are standing <click> |
| Karellian Knight | 29 Jun 2016 5:34 a.m. PST |
with their tongues hanging out. Yes dear, dogs do that when they are… |
| snurl1 | 29 Jun 2016 10:13 p.m. PST |
lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Boy, let me tell you what"
"You probably didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll just make a bet with you"
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the Devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
I think I'm better than
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 30 Jun 2016 11:25 a.m. PST |
You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second in command attack while you sit and watch for weakness………. (Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.)
<click> |
| snurl1 | 30 Jun 2016 9:52 p.m. PST |
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 01 Jul 2016 6:19 a.m. PST |
Being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate the beauty of a flower, of a woman…….. (Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9.) <click> |
| Dr Argent | 01 Jul 2016 1:57 p.m. PST |
"Let's ask Dr Science. Remember. He knows more than you do. That's right. This question is from Stephanie Beaver of Vandalia, Ohio. Does the same force that attracts tornadoes to trailer parks cause journalists at UFO sightings to gravitate towards people wearing Star Trek uniforms? No, they're two different mechanisms entirely. Typical trailer parks contain deadbeat dads who have fallen behind in their child support, hence the punishing tornado. People in Star Trek uniforms, on the other hand, have committed no obvious social offense – they are simply too weird. Like a grisly traffic accident, they attract the attention of journalists, always hungry for something to dish up as the latest news. In a way, being attacked by journalists can be a worse fate than having your double wide sucked up in a….."
<CLICK> |
| Frederick the not so great | 05 Jul 2016 7:25 a.m. PST |
Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing…….. (Kirk, "The Menagerie," stardate 3012.4.) <click> |
| badger22 | 05 Jul 2016 6:54 p.m. PST |
nitrogen oxide, along with…. <click> |
| snurl1 | 05 Jul 2016 11:00 p.m. PST |
the fragrance of these islands
In the heaving waves that brought me once to thee
And should I return safe home again to England
I shall watch the English mist roll through the dale
And I have loved you dearly
More dearly than the spoken word can
<click> |
| Karellian Knight | 06 Jul 2016 5:19 a.m. PST |
vomit forth from Hades. If that's all right with the rest of you… |
| Frederick the not so great | 06 Jul 2016 12:11 p.m. PST |
we shield it [the Vulcan mating rite] with ritual and custom shrouded in antiquity. You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from us. It brings a madness which rips away the veneer of civilization. It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating………. (Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.)
<click>
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| Dr Argent | 06 Jul 2016 4:26 p.m. PST |
"…the time of the season for loving. What's your name? (What's your name?)
Who's your daddy? (Who's your daddy?)
(He rich) Is he rich like me?
Has he taken (Has he taken)
Any time (Any time)
(To show) To show you what you need to live?
Tell you what
(I really want to know)
It's the time of the season for loving What's your name? (What's your name?)…." <CLICK> |
| Dr Argent | 06 Jul 2016 4:49 p.m. PST |
">>>>CAR 54, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU?….."
<click> |
| snurl1 | 06 Jul 2016 9:00 p.m. PST |
Well, I left Kentucky back in forty nine
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 08 Jul 2016 6:35 a.m. PST |
Not one hundred percent efficient, of course … but nothing ever is……. (Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 09 Jul 2016 4:49 a.m. PST |
Until you wash it in Cremmin's new SudsO'Matic laundry detergent! Keep your whites whiter,
Your fabric softer, and your colors will never <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 12 Jul 2016 12:51 p.m. PST |
Believe me, there's nothing tougher to overcome [than a sense of purpose], even among humans……. (McCoy, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.)
<click> |
| snurl1 | 12 Jul 2016 9:14 p.m. PST |
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don't.
Almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don't.
Almond Joy got real milk chocolate
coconut and munchy nuts, too.
Mounds got deep dark chocolate and chewy
coconut OUUUUU.
Sometimes you feel like nut.
Sometimes you don't.
Peter Paul Almond Joy got nuts.
Peter Paul Mounds don't.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you
<click> |
| Dr Argent | 12 Jul 2016 9:41 p.m. PST |
"Don't…..
Don't bring me down, groos
Don't bring me down, groos
Don't bring me down. You got me runnin' goin' out of my mind,
You got me thinkin' that I'm wastin' my time.
Don't bring me down, no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down. You wanna stay out with your fancy friends.
I'm tellin' you it's got to be the end,
Don't bring me down, no no no no no no no no,
I'll tell you once more before I …." >click< |
| snurl1 | 14 Jul 2016 9:23 p.m. PST |
I really hit the floor
Ah, it feels good
Look at me dancing
I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossanova
A little victor sylvester and a rudy valentino
You should have seen me moving
Right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more I can dance
Oh yes, I can dance
Look at me dance on the floor movin'
I feel good
I can <click> |
| Dr Argent | 16 Jul 2016 9:06 a.m. PST |
"romance, hand in hand with a good smoke. Mild and good tasting pack after pack. And I know, I've been smokin' em for twenty years. Winston tastes good like….."
<click> |
| snurl1 | 18 Jul 2016 11:51 p.m. PST |
"comparing zombies to Democrats. … You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring." <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 20 Jul 2016 12:33 p.m. PST |
Our people don't believe in slavery…… (Kirk, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7.) <click> |
| snurl1 | 20 Jul 2016 8:43 p.m. PST |
Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart
How the music can free her, whenever it starts
And it's magic, if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul
But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout
<click> |
