"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

You're dead, Jim…….

(McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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Bridger, yes lift your glasses high.
As long as there's the U.S.A. don't let his memory die.
That he was making history never once occurred to him,
But I doubt if we'd been here if it weren't for men like Jim.
He spoke with General Custer and said listen Yellow Hair,
The Sioux are the great nation so treat 'em fair and square.
Sit in on their war councils, don't laugh away their pride,
But Custer didn't listen, at Little Big Horn Custer
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…I don't wanna go
Listen Mister Custer
Please don't make me go

There's a red skin waitin' out there
Fixin' to take my hair
A Coward I've been called
But I don't wanna end up dead or bald

Please Mister Custer
I don't wanna…

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go near the Indians
Please stay away
Son, don't go near the Indians
Please do what I say.
Since I was just a little boy
I liked to roam the hills
And to hear wild stories about the Indians
Was my biggest thrill
I'd shout and yell and holler like heck
I wore moccasins on my feet
And I'd make believe I was under a teepee
Every time I went to
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"….the banks of the river
Stood Running Bear, young Indian brave
On the other side of the river
Stood his lovely Indian maid.

Little White Dove was her name
Such a lovely sight to see
But their tribes fought with each other
So their love could never be.

Running Bear loved little White Dove
With a love as big as the sky
Running Bear loved little White Dove
With a love that couldn't die.

He couldn't swim the raging river
'Cause the river, it was too wide
He couldn't reach….."
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There's only one kind of woman…. Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't……

(Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330.1.)

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…know anything about that fruit Roger.

Awww…go blow your jets Tom. It's just a plain ordinary orange!

On this planet it could be *anything* Roger. Just because it *looks* like an orange doesn't mean that it *is* an orange. I wouldn't try to eat it if I were you.

I'm not afraid or an *orange*! Look…it peels like an orange, and it smells like an orange, and it tastes like…

OHGOODLORD! Ith…ith…gag…choke…ith got my thung…ith thewing on my thung!! AHHHH…geth thith thing offa me! My head ith thtarting to…

ROGER!! YOUR HEAD IS TURNING INTO…

the glory of creation is in its infinite diversity. And in the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty……..

(Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?,")

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We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden.
By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong,
And everywhere there was song and celebration.
And I dreamed I saw the bombers jet planes riding shotgun in the sky,
Turning into butterflies above our
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…heads the monkeys chattered loudly. Warning that danger was near.

"I wonder what they see" Chandler said.

Tarzan said nothing, but stared in the direction of…

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The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave

Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A……
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…chocolate cake? Try Betty Crocker cake mix. It's light and…

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Hot as Vulcan……

(McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.)

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in the summertime
And there's no such thing as Doctor Seuss
Or Disneyland, and Mother Goose, no nursery rhyme
God didn't make little green apples
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
And when my self is feelin' low
I think about her face aglow and
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…melting like a snow cone in phoenix…

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, Arizona
Any place is all right as long as I
Can forget I've ever known her.
Wind whipping down the neck of my shirt
Like I ain't got nothing on
But I'd rather fight the wind and rain
Than what I've been fighting at
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War isn't a good life, but it's life…..

(Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8.)

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…that's what all the people say
Riding high in April
Shot down in may

But if there's nothin' shakin' come this here July
I'm gonna roll myself up…in a big ball…aaaand

die
What does it matter to ya
When you got a job to do
You gotta do it well
You gotta give the other fellow hell
When you were young and your heart was an open book
You used to say live and let live
(you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
But if this ever changing world in which we're living
Makes you give in and
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky? Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size….

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In the white room with black curtains near the station
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment
I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines
Wait in this place where the shadows run from
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Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all about. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided…..

(Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0.)

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… and in other news today………..

. . . While the senator was able to explain his intoxication, he was not able to explain his nudity. In science, the Large Hadron Collider in Europe was involved in a traffic accident, after –

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A new employee hired from a temp agency accidently threw in newly discovered unnamed element particles in the accelerator. The result of this was….
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it stopped,
short,
never to go again
When the old man
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went to see history Sherman. Where are we going today Mr. Peabody? Sherman, do the words "history in miniature" mean anything to you? Mr. Peabody, I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this. Sherman, tighten your seat belt, we are headed to beautiful downtown Lancaster PA, and Cold Wars! I knew it Mr. Peabody, all those wargamers! Are you ready to play Sherman? Mr. Peabody, I think I have homework to do…..

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, I'm very proud to say…
She's the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole
that holds the spring that drives the rod that turns the knob
that works the thing-ummy-bob.
She's the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil
that oils the ring that takes the shank that moves the crank
that works the thing-ummy-bob.
It's a ticklish sort of job making a thing for a thing-ummy-bob
Especially when you don't know what it's for
But it's the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole
that holds the spring that works the thing-ummy-bob
that makes the engines roar.
And it's the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil
that oils the ring that works the thing-ummy-bob
that's going to win the
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…only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side.

There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met.

You don't look as though you've ever met a healthy woman.

Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to me.

Oh, you've taken them before.

Are you sure, Doctor, you haven't made a mistake?

You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I gave one of those to won the Kentucky…

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Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them. Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one man. And nothing can replace it or him…..

(Spock, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4729.4.)

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"To improve your academic writing skills, you must first understand sentence structure so that you can not only recognize but write effective sentences.

To understand sentences, you must first understand clauses, which make up sentences. A clause is defined as a group of words containing both a subject and a verb.

Clauses can be independent or dependent. There are three kinds of sentences: Simple, complex and…."
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PAAAARRRRTYY!
Toss you out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said what's that noise
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the
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"…show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along

Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, oh

Right before your eyes we pull>>>>"
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A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms………

(Gary Seven, "Assignment: Earth," stardate unknown.)

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Sometimes it doesn't come at all
I only know that when I'm in it
It isn't silly, love isn't silly, love isn't silly at all

How can I tell you about my
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….My girl. My girl. My girl.
My gir-ir-irl.

I've got soooo much honey the bees envy me
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees
Well, I…guess…you'd….say…

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"Here I come to save the day!"

That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way!

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse will join the fight!

On the sea or on the land,
He's got……..
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Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth. Or by misleading the innocent…….

(Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5.)

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"…into thinking they were trapped inside Ikea. Two brothers from a Norwegian talk show called "I kveld med Ylvis" tricked a few Ikea customers into thinking they were trapped inside one of the giant showrooms.

If you've ever shopped in Ikea then you probably know exactly what it's like to get lost in the endless maze of furniture and kitchenware.

All you wanted to get was some brand new pillowcases, but instead ended up spending $500 USD on things you didn't need because you couldn't find your way out. At one point, you may have even thought you'd be spending the rest of your life in Ikea and living off of meatballs. Sounds like a …."
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date which will live in infamy – the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.

Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And, while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of
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You're too beautiful to ignore. Too much woman…….

(Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy Within," stardate unknown.)

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She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
You could say she's got it all

Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doin' all the things
Doin' all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bones
But you give it all you got
Weighin' in at nineteen stone
You're a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
Whole lotta Rosie
And you're a whole lotta
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Emotions are alien to me. I'm a scientist……..

(Spock, "This Side of Paradise," stardate 3417.3.)

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"……love.
Wanna whole lotta love.
Wanna whole lotta love.

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin',
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin',
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you ……….."
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poison
You're poison runnin through my veins
You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains.
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you callin and it's needles and pins (and pins)
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you, but you're under my skin (deep in)
I wanna kiss you, but your lips are
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an unusual opportunity to appraise the human mind, or to examine, in Earth terms, the roles of good and evil in a man. His negative side, which you call hostility, lust, violence; and his positive side, which Earth people express as compassion, love, tenderness. And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader? We see here indications that it is his negative side which makes him strong -- that his evil side, if you will, properly controlled and disciplined, is vital to his strength. Your negative side, removed from you, the power of command begins to elude you……..
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stand still now; they've dropped ropes out of the nose of the ship, and it's been taken a hold-of down on the field by a number of men. It's starting to rain again -- the rain had slacked up a little bit. The back motors of the ship are just holding it, just enough to keep it from -- It burst into flames! *Get out of the way! Get out of the way!*
Get this Charley! Get this Charley! It's burning and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh my, get out of the way please. It's burning, bursting into flames and it's -- and it's falling on the mooring mast and all the folks agree that this is terrible. This is one of the worst catastrophes in the world.
And oh, it's…burning, oh, four or five hundred feet into the sky. It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. The smoke and the flames now and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring mast. Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you. It's -- I can't even talk to people whose friends were on there. It -- It's
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"…. It's all too evident that these creatures have scientific knowledge far in advance of our own. It is my guess that in some way they are able to generate an intense heat in a chamber of practically absolute nonconductivity. This intense heat they project in a parallel beam against any object they choose, by means of a polished parabolic mirror of unknown composition, much as the mirror of a lighthouse projects a beam of light. That is my conjecture of the origin of the heat ray . . .

ANNOUNCER TWO: Thank you, Professor Pierson. Ladies and gentlemen, here is a bulletin from Trenton. It is a brief statement informing us of the charred body of….."
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earthmen like Rameses, Alexander, Ceasar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lee Kuan. Your whole Earth history is made up of men seeking absolute power………

(Spock, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7.)

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when you buy the Sears Die-Hard Battery at your local Sears Automotive department. And for those of you on the go
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