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..Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here. You admit that? To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor…..

(Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.)

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(ha ha) Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am.
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Sherman, are you ready for the next trip?
You bet Mr. Peabody, where are we headed to now?
Sherman, we are off to see Virginia.
Great Mr. Peabody!! Is it Virginia Mayo? Is it Virginia Madsen! Yum!!!
No Sherman, it is Fredericksburg, Virginia, the city by the river.
I'm getting a bad feeling about this!
Sherman, we are headed for Historicon 2015!
But, but, Mr. Peabody, there's no women!!!
Sherman, you can watch the great conflicts of the world replayed on tabletop.
On no, not again!……..

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I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
You're living in the past it's a new generation
A girl can do what she wants to do and that's
What I'm gonna do
An' I don't give a damn ' bout my bad reputation
(Oh no not me)
An' I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
An' I'm only doin' good
When I'm havin' fun
An' I don't have to
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…we get out of this
I know we'll never forget
Smoke on the water, fire in the
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…semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. A man never knows just how much is real or how much is imagination…..

(McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7)

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Runnin' away with me,
It was just my imagination,
Runnin' away with
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.out followers, evil cannot spread……

(Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5)

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throughout the American colonies. Though it is impossible to give accurate figures, some historians have estimated that 6 to 7 million slaves were imported to the New World during the 18th century alone, depriving the African continent of some of its
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..[war is] instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers…but we're not going to kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not going to kill today!….

(Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0)

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OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND
THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT
THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG
WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST
DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG
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I don't believe a god above created all that's good,
I don't believe that there's a need to rush from childhood,
I don't believe the world began with a lion's roar,
I don't believe in most things, but I've been wrong before!
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And wrong you are again Mr. Smith,
the correct answer was "Democracy".
Johnny, tell Mr. Smith what he didn't win
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Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom

Sometimes I feel like a motherless child
Sometimes I feel like a motherless child
Sometimes I feel like a motherless child
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Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, where the famous Phil will observe the weather conditions and look for his shadow he will then make his prediction for the remainder of
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We dream of better lives the kind which never hate
Dropped in the state of imaginary grace
I made a pilgrimage to save this humans race
What I'm comprehending a race that long gone bye
I'll stop the world and melt with you
you've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
there's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with
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these shells in which we have encased ourselves -- they have such heightened senses. To feel, to hear, to smell. How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases?…..

(Rojan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5)

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"Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of men!?!"

"Unless evil is carrying the martini tray, darling! "

*Ting!*

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

again like we did last summer, let's twist again like we did…

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When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius
The Age of Aquarius
Aquarius! Aquarius!
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the
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semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. A man never knows just how much is real or how much is imagination……

(McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7)

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*NOTES*
….running away with me.
It was just my 'magination, running away with me.
Soon we'll be married and raise a family.
A cozy little home out in the country with two children, maybe three.
I tell you, I can visualize it all. This couldn't be a dream, for too
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"…and the ten foot tall hairy beast ran back into the woodline still holding the blouse ripped from Mrs. Jones' clothes line…" <click>

…Remember, you'll look better in a sweater washed in Woolite,
Woolite washing makes a sweater look
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like a million dollars after inflation."

"You always did have a way with words, Frank"

"I hardly ever speak without them, so practice makes perfect!"

(FX:Knock on door)

"Ooh, is that a caller?"

"Were you expecting someone, Sadie my love?"

"Well, I expect *anyone8 on a Thursday,dear . . . "

"IT'S THURSDAY!!!!!????"

"I believe so, yes . . . "

"WHAT THE BLAZES HAPPENED TO TUESDAY!!??"

"It became Wednesday, I think – Yes, Wednesday the 5th or August was yesterday. . . "

"WHAT THE BLAZES HAPPENED TO MARCH!!!???"

"Oh, that was when we got that delightful Finnish Vodka in, you know – with the painting of a red -"

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Storm Rising From the perspective of what US military strategists circa 1986 thought would happen if combat broke out in Europe and the North Atlantic between NATO and Warsaw Pact forces, it is as accurate as any other educated guess.
In the period 1970 through the late 1980s, the Pentagon was worried about large Soviet armor columns, supported by massive amounts of artillery, tactical aircraft and attack helicopters, to come flooding through the Fulda Gap and overrun Germany before an adequate, non-nuclear response could be made. That would have left all of Europe wide-open. The US had several divisions of troops and some air wings in Europe, backed up by NATO, but the Soviets had far more armor divisions and motorized troops ready to go and they were closer to the potential front lines than the US. There was a real fear of a brute force knock-out punch that would require nukes as the only possible response… and nukes were
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The only solution…..a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides……

(Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8)

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of the story.
And the lights are all on, the world is watching now
People looking for truth, we must not fail them now
Be sure, before we close our eyes
Don't walk away from here
'Til you hear both sides
Here we are all gathered in what seems to be the centre of the storm
Neighbours once friendly now stand each side of the line that has been drawn
They've been fighting here for years, but now there's killing on the streets
While small coffins are lined up sadly, now united in
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condemnation of the actions of this one person.

While the policy of the council was to allow such events on its property, a spokesperson said at the briefing, this clerk had -

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gone to pieces since you left me
Nothing turns out half-right now it seems
There ain't nothing in my pocket,
But three nickels and a dime
But I'm holding to the pieces of my dream

Somebody threw a baseball
Through my window
And the arm fell off
My fav'rite chair, again
The man called me today and said,
"He'd haul my things away
If I didn't get my payments made by ten
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green bottles sitting on the wall,
ten green bottles sitting on the wall,
and if one green bottle were to…

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"..straighten out that closet one of these days" <ckick>

…the bottom will drop out.
Yes, one day the bottom will drop out.
But I sayyayayay….
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the
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….most cooperative man in this world is a dead man…..

(Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown.)

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…he was big and bent and grey and old
and I looked at him and my blood ran cold,
and I said
My name is
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…Pussy Galore. I must be dreaming…….
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-of a cleaner, fresher home? Then try new Odr-B-gone from Cremmin's! Yes, Odr-B-gone uses atomic science to waft away unpleasant smells like cooking odors, wet pets and husbands who can't leave those baked beans alone! (Laughs) But how does Odor-B-gone actually perform this modern miracle? the secret is the tiny particles of –

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time in a bottle..
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- of gin won't fix!"

"Sadie, your wisdom is beyond measure!"

*TING!*

"Wait, wait – what about my case?"

"YOU HAVE A WHOLE CASE!!!???? RRRRRRR!!!"

"He's referring to the case as in our current situation, my dear – the one with the , um, the . . . Remind me again, old chum?"

"The ghouls that have infested my *basement*!"

"ahh, right, the ghouls. You recall now?"

"I do, Frank, indeed I do. Wasn't there something odd about them, too?"

"Yes, there *was* some irregularity about -"

"THEY ARE ALL FEMALE!! AND THEY WILL *NOT* STOP TALKING ON THE PHONE!!!"

" . . . Ah . . . "

"Oh, well, they must be school ghouls!"

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" . . . Sadie? "

"Yes, Frank my dear?"

" . . . Have you been at the lighter fluid again?"

"Well, no, of course . . . Yes."

" And you didn't even PAUSE to offer *me* a slug! there's a fine how-d'you-don't!"

"Will you please do something about this infestation of -"

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Spooks come out for a screaming wake
Happy haunts materialize and begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize
Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by your side
Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts, come out to socialize
As the moon climbs high over dead Oak Tree
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out socialize
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell
Restless bones etherealize
Rise as spooks of every size
Grim grinning ghosts, come out to socialize
Grim grinning ghosts, come out
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…the sight of death frightens them [Earthers]…..

(Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child," stardate 3497.2)

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, And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way
I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a
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bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase,
One of my bad days.
Would you like to watch T.V.?
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate the silent freeway?
Would you like something to eat?
Would you like to learn to fly?
Would'ya?
Would you like to see me try?

Would you like to call the cops?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you running
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- all over the place after you!"

"Awwww, but we were just at the maaaallll!"

"Oh Frank, do they have to whine like that?"

"Apparently so, Sadie my love, though I have to agree that the mall *was* the best place to look for teenagers, living or alternate."

" But they don't serve drinks in malls, do they?"

"BLASPHEMY!"
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Now, calm down and just try to tell the court,
In your own words,
Just what happened when
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..There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder…..

(Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9)

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…one fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street
Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
I heard him say as I made my retreat

"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"

The laundry man is really on his toes
Found a hundred-dollar bill among my clothes
When he called me I came a-runnin'
Gave him back his dime for phonin'
I heard him sayin' as I turned to go
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"It is a truth universally acknowlegded, that man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a…"

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