Covert Walrus | 08 Jun 2012 5:50 p.m. PST |
"- will not be denied! Yes, brothers, it is time for us to rise up and fight for our rights the way or comrades in Russia did two decades ago, reject this idea of war for profit, and embrace the -" <click> |
capncarp | 08 Jun 2012 6:54 p.m. PST |
slightly tipsy Victory Girl before she told him she was really only
Click |
flooglestreet | 08 Jun 2012 7:50 p.m. PST |
seventeen, you know what I mean, and the way she looked was click |
(Major Disaster) | 08 Jun 2012 9:04 p.m. PST |
like an ape in the throes of a retention enema. A pained grimace crossed her visage, lips drawn back revealing fangs that were
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 09 Jun 2012 6:04 a.m. PST |
no longer valid. Thus, I contemplated the whole day being spent in the bowels of the DMV, dealing with over-worked and under-paid minions of the <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 09 Jun 2012 9:11 a.m. PST |
Boy Scouts of America, whose motto is "Always be
" <click> |
The Shadow | 09 Jun 2012 9:39 a.m. PST |
my funny valentine
sweet comic valentine
you make me
>click< |
Ed Mohrmann | 09 Jun 2012 2:14 p.m. PST |
or my brother – either of us could have taken him with one hand tied behind our back – or shackled to our ankle - or – aw, heck, I dunno what <click> |
Covert Walrus | 09 Jun 2012 8:53 p.m. PST |
did not so much invent the steam engine, but merely improved upon the expansion design of Newcomen <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 09 Jun 2012 10:40 p.m. PST |
round the mountain when she comes. She'll be comin' round the
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 10 Jun 2012 6:32 a.m. PST |
quality of Mercy, frankly, left a lot to be desired. Not that she was undesireable, just that other women had <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 10 Jun 2012 9:53 a.m. PST |
swarthy complexions, full beards and bushy eyebrows, with a demeanor like a rutting
<click> |
Ghostrunner | 10 Jun 2012 10:30 a.m. PST |
'idea Mal. Can we just go before I get pinched?' 'It's eyes seem to follow me wherever
' <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 10 Jun 2012 2:15 p.m. PST |
you go, there you are. No need to be mean. What's your
<click> |
Covert Walrus | 10 Jun 2012 2:40 p.m. PST |
MAJOR MALFUNCTION!!!!!????? <click> |
Ghostrunner | 10 Jun 2012 3:14 p.m. PST |
'Starfleet – boost your matter gain!' MALFUNCTION 'They're losing their form!' MALFUNCTION <Shrieking> 'Oh my
' <Click> |
The Shadow | 10 Jun 2012 4:39 p.m. PST |
Papaaa
to me he was so wonderful
Oh my Papaaa
to me he was so
>click< |
Covert Walrus | 10 Jun 2012 7:50 p.m. PST |
Into well fertilised ground in the next few weeks, to ensure a harvest by springtime. As for rutabagas, <click> |
Ghostrunner | 10 Jun 2012 9:44 p.m. PST |
'
they are the ultimate user. They don't crave wealth or power in the traditional sense. They want your technology. They've identified you as something they can use." 'Please. Tell us this is all
' <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 11 Jun 2012 7:45 a.m. PST |
a figment of your imagination. There is no Santa Claus, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 11 Jun 2012 8:39 a.m. PST |
longer any reason to tolerate their absurd activities, nor to suffer the fools who <click> |
Ghostrunner | 11 Jun 2012 10:04 a.m. PST |
address the nation in a widely-anticipated speech. Both side of the aisle are laying out policy positions ahead of the address, where it is expected a new government agency will be created with oversight of
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 11 Jun 2012 10:20 a.m. PST |
street racing in small to mid-size cities. Draconian penalties have not worked to eliminate this problem, so the idea is to license the racers and have them to pay a hefty fee for the privileg. There are plans to form <click> |
flooglestreet | 11 Jun 2012 11:38 a.m. PST |
a Maidenform bra comercial campaign showing models wearing the bra and saying "I dreamt that
" click |
Ghostrunner | 11 Jun 2012 4:34 p.m. PST |
approximately 3 million Africanized honeybees
<click> |
flooglestreet | 11 Jun 2012 5:35 p.m. PST |
|
Ed Mohrmann | 11 Jun 2012 5:42 p.m. PST |
way out of this situation – however fearsome it may <click> |
Covert Walrus | 11 Jun 2012 6:58 p.m. PST |
Harvests are very liekly, but the major problem with this is the chance of early frost <click> |
The Shadow | 11 Jun 2012 7:46 p.m. PST |
eee, the snow man
is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the children know
>click< |
Covert Walrus | 12 Jun 2012 12:04 a.m. PST |
elle, Noelle, . . .Yes, it will soon be Christmas, and have YOU done any shopping for that special lady in your life? Wallenstein and Van der Hoek, fine jewellers, are more than capable of supplying you with that perfect ring <click> |
Ghostrunner | 12 Jun 2012 6:43 a.m. PST |
'-a-ding-ding for you bozos in the back if you don't get your act together. I'm going to go take a smoke, when I get back you dummies better have the horn section figured out or its final curtains for ya.' 'Tell Sammy and Dean to meet me at the Sands later. Got some business with the Scarmanti brothers to take care of. Maybe after we can hit the tables and bust a few
' |
Ed Mohrmann | 12 Jun 2012 7:02 a.m. PST |
are chosen, and fewer still initiated, but <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 12 Jun 2012 10:33 a.m. PST |
-plate to the jaw
Owwww! That'll leave a mark. What the heck were you doin' rummaging through the Sarge's footlocker? He's not so stupid as to leave a bloody
<click> |
The Shadow | 12 Jun 2012 4:52 p.m. PST |
good for cleaning the ground in grime on your floor. Then finish with Johnson's Glo-Coat. The wax that
>click< |
flooglestreet | 12 Jun 2012 7:56 p.m. PST |
staff brigade headquarters were notoriously easy so the motor pool click |
Ed Mohrmann | 13 Jun 2012 11:34 a.m. PST |
boy in the cabana, or the gardner in the garage, or the houseboy – well, you get the <click> |
Ghostrunner | 13 Jun 2012 12:07 p.m. PST |
shaft. Looks like about 30 meters straight down. Can we repel it? Maybe, we have enough rope. Have to be careful of the
<click> |
The Shadow | 13 Jun 2012 5:45 p.m. PST |
"Thing on the Fourble Board"
tonight on "Quiet Please"
brought to you on the Mutual Broadcasting System. "Quiet Please". "Quiet Please" This is a story about the temporal displacement of
>click< |
Ghostrunner | 13 Jun 2012 7:37 p.m. PST |
pathetic Earthlings, hurling yourselves into the void without the slightest inkling of who or what awaits
<click> |
(Major Disaster) | 13 Jun 2012 7:52 p.m. PST |
your draft notice. Upon receiving it you must immediately report to
<click> |
flooglestreet | 13 Jun 2012 8:01 p.m. PST |
|
(Major Disaster) | 13 Jun 2012 8:09 p.m. PST |
Josef Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler, and Hermann Goering who all were members of
<click> |
Covert Walrus | 14 Jun 2012 2:52 a.m. PST |
the club, which has been described as the club for the most unclubbable men in a ll of London. Indeed, there was no conversation or social activity whatsoever, just as it's members preferred, and as we were shown in, we saw Mycroft seated - <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 14 Jun 2012 6:06 a.m. PST |
after which the waiter presented each of us with a menu – no prices thereon, which was a Bad Thing, since <click> |
Covert Walrus | 15 Jun 2012 3:14 a.m. PST |
- the last episode, Naughty Roger has been pressing his suit to Lovely Nell, whose father's debts are in Roger's powers. But can she hold out long enough for Daring Dirk to win the Ideterod, solo, without dogs, and enough money to save Nell's farm and home lingerie business? " Heh heh heh – Not a chance!" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 15 Jun 2012 6:12 a.m. PST |
Card or Community Chest ? Either may get you money, or send you to <click> |
Maxshadow | 15 Jun 2012 9:23 a.m. PST |
.Oklahoma and what a wonderful night it was to. Next week we are hoping to
. |
Ed Mohrmann | 15 Jun 2012 11:05 a.m. PST |
really afford to alienate someone who may be valuable as a career mentor later in <click> |
Ghostrunner | 15 Jun 2012 11:08 a.m. PST |
..this episode. And stay tuned for later, when we'll have a sneak peak of the highly anticipated <click>
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(Major Disaster) | 15 Jun 2012 5:30 p.m. PST |
Zyklon B, a cyanide based pesticide, most notoriously used to
<click> |