"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

…fabulous!

…And here he is…Liberace!

Thank you everyone! We have a wonderful show for you tonight, but first let me introduce you to my brother…

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He's Six foot six, stood on the ground
He weighed two hundred and thirty-five pounds
But I saw that giant of a man brought down
To his knees by love
He was the kind of man that would gamble on luck
Look you in the eye and never back up
But I saw him crying like a little whipped pup
Because of
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…sailor's luck, Mr. Spock. Or as one of Finable's Laws puts it: "Any home port the ship makes will be somebody else's, not mine!"……

(Kirk, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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is still full of silver, just waitin fer
anyone dumb enough to go down
there and get
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..a room should reflect its occupant…..

(Kirk, "Wink of an Eye," stardate 5710.5)

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…of apartment 3C hasn't made a sound in three days, and I haven't heard her go in or out either! Oh Sam…i'm afraid that something has happened to her!

You did the right thing to call me Effie. The landlord gave me the pass key, so let's have a look at…

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the size of those things!
Holy mackerel!
Man, i'd like to put my head between them and
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…motorboat! Chuck…contact Agent Kelly and send a message that we found a way off the island! And make sure that you use your Key-O-Matic Code-O-Graph so that Ivan Shark won't know what we're up to! Sign it Captain Midnight and send it…

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back to the beginning, as this thread is getting old and staid and boring. Post 1956 is the chance to inject…
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…more sex into the discussion. However, Sigmund Freud famously said that "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar", and it's suggested by the producer that on "Hear It Now", we should stick to the topic and…

slice your wiener lengthwise before microwaving it, so that when your remove it after heating, you can add whatever tasty…
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- little number, called Goldie Hawn!" *applause*

But before that, let me start with a simple melody that you all know while I'm still sober enough to know it myself –

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"Nights in White Satin" by the Moody
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..Romulan women are not like Vulcan females. We are not dedicated to pure logic and the sterility of non-emotion….

(Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident," stardate 5027.3)

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al rescue
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
I will be your knight in shining armour
Riding across the desert with a fine Arab
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colostomy bag that ruptured, spewing its semi-solid, highly aromatic contents into the hapless nurse's…
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face, I could tell she was in the
mood for a nice long session of
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…pin the tail on the…

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…idea of male and female are universal constants…..

(Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8)

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…of Physics. Mrs. Carlotta Forthescue of Brooklyn New York asks anyone on our "Information Please" panel to give us an example in his daily life. Mr. Levant has his hand up. Mr. Levant?

The Newtonian Constant of Gravitation!

And how does that relate to your daily life Mr. Levant?

Well, I know that after 10 ahots of Old Grandad I fall flat on my face!

(audience laughter)

I think we'll have to agree that gravity has something to do with that, so we're going to…

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Remember when boys were boys,
men were men,
and women were
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jambing the stuffing right in there, then simply place in the oven…
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…hot as Vulcan……

(McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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until you just can't stand it anymore
And you know what they'll do then?
Do ya?
Know what they'll try next?
Why, those bastards will
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Landru guide us?!…….

(A Beta 3 person, "The Return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4)

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…no. He decided that it's too dangerous.

But I must find someone to guide us. I *must* find my husband. Please try to find a guide!

I will Miss, but I think that the only one who knows the way is Jungle Jim!

But won't he help us?

I can ask, but he is…

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.all the little things you and I understand and expect from life, such as: equality; kindness; justice …

(Spock, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4)

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…and the American way!

Yes…It's Superman…who can…

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..you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate…. It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment -- the other side of the coin…….

(Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?," stardate 2712.4)

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Same as the first.
Oh
I'm Henry the Eighth, I am
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…what I am…and that's all what I am.

I''m Popeye the…

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Homicidial maniac is loose in this theatre!
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm,
the police are
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..you ready to fire up the WayBack Machine Sherman?
You bet Mister Peabody, where are we headed for today?
Sherman, today we are headed to the beautiful Pennsylvania countryside.
Are we going to observe the Battle of Gettysburg?
Nothing quite so violent Sherman!
Are we going to observe the busy and productive Amish community?
No Sherman, we are going to Lancaster.
I'm not getting a warm feeling about this Mister Peabody.
Sherman, gather up your wargame figures, we're headed to Fall-In!!!!
BUT I DON'T OWN ANY WARGAME FIGURES MISTER PEABODY!!!
Not to worry Sherman, we can obtain some there in the vendor area.
Mister Peabody, all those stinky wargamers!!!….

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That's why, everybody wants a piece of the action
Everybody needs to be the main attraction.
I've got what everybody needs satisfaction guarantees
That everybody wants a piece of
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…tail. We can braid it or put ribbons in it. What do you prefer Miss Spinoza? I think that a gay…

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man on the silver mountain.
I'm the day, I'm the day
I can show you the way
And look, I'm right beside you
I'm the night, I'm the night
I'm the dark and the light
With eyes that see inside you
Come down with fire
Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name
Come and make me holy again
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..logic and practical information do not seem to apply here.
You admit that?
To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor….

(Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown)

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Smith,
Zachery Smith,
At your service sir"
"That does not compute", said the robot.
But Dr. Smith, we need to get back to the ship before
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…there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder…..

(Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9)

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, And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is
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…Micky Mouse…Micky Mouse
Forever let us hold our banner high
High High High
Come along and sing a song and join the…

..most cooperative man in this world is a dead man….

(Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown)

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gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name
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- rank, and serial number! You get me, Private!

Well, Gollleeeee, Sarge, Not sure If'n I can remebr all of that . . .

Your serial number? Private, just break it up into -

Naw, Sarge, I meant my *name* . . . the middle part's awful long and –

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…boring except for the "Hallelujah Chorus. I have never been a fan of Handel. I much prefer…

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the lovely music uf Chimmy and Donna.
Now here's anudder champaign music classic for your enchoyment.
And a one-a
And a two-a
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.nother war…must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way?… Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death…….

(Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2)

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to Mrs Johnson of Acacia Avenue, in Surbiton, who has sent us this… Swann from the pavilion end, to Sangakkar, who sways out of the way, no run…sent us rather fine chocolate cake. Do tuck in Tuffers, before Geoffrey….
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has us running about like rats in a maze! No Sir!
I won't hear another word of it.
Now think, man, when was the last time you saw
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…the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The….

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