"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

Askin' nothin'
Leave me be
Takin' everythin' in my stride
Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do
Goin' down
Party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the
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-pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey
I'll be fine once I get it, yeah
I'll be good.

Tell me what you know about -

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…bicycles. Mr. Hubert Davenport of Bismark, North Dakota asks the Information Please panel this question. "In what year was the bicycle invented"?

Mister Levant you have your hand up.

When I was a kid I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

(Audience laughter)

Thanks for that interesting story, but you still haven't…

told me where we are going in the Wayback Machine today Mr. Peabody.
Sherman, today we are going to that lovely city by the river, Fredericksburg, in the commonwealth of Virginia.
Oh goody, are we going to watch the Yankees charge the stone wall again?
No, not exactly Sherman.
Are we going to see Martha or Mary Washington, they were babes in their time!!
No, not his time Sherman.
How about visiting those crazy Lee girls!!
No, not them either.
Then where are we going Mr. Peabody, and please don't tell me we're going to Historicon again……..

this could be the last time
This could be the last time
Maybe the last time
I don't know. Oh no. Oh no

Well I told you once and I told you twice
That someone will have to pay the price
But here's a chance to change your mind
'Cuz I'll be gone a long, long
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…ago
Long ago.
Now you are come,
All my grief is removed,
Let me forget
That so long you have roved,
Let me believe…

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in magic?
In a young girls heart
How the music can free her
whenever it starts
And it's magic
if the music is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old time movie
I'll tell ya about the magic
It'll free your soul
but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout
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…rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
It's got a back beat you can't lose it
Any old time you use it
It's gotta be rock roll music
If you wanna…

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start trouble mister then just keep a' puttin
Quarters in that 'ol Juke Box.
Big Roy over there don't 'preciate be'in woke up from his
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…hibernation.

Don't worry Tom. When the xorgiac wakes up from a long sleep it's very groggy and not dangerous at all!

Be careful Roger! When it's fully awake it's ferocious!

Awww… go blow your jets Tom. This guy is completely out of it. Look…i'll smack it on the back of the head and it won't even know who did it.

(smack) RAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRR!!!

Oh No! Tom…I didn't think it would….aaaaaaahhhh!

Roger….I can't stop it! It's going to rip off your arm!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP!!

Tommmmm….my arm is gone!! Now it's going to…

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…hibernation.

Don't worry Tom. When the xorgiac wakes up from a long sleep it's very groggy and not dangerous at all!

Be careful Roger! When it's fully awake it's ferocious!

Awww… go blow your jets Tom. This guy is completely out of it. Look…i'll smack it on the back of the head and it won't even know who did it.

(smack) RAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRR!!!

Oh No! Tom…I didn't think it would….aaaaaaahhhh!

Roger….I can't stop it! It's going to rip off your arm!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP!!

Tommmmm….my arm is gone!! Now it's going to…

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have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at a
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…library serves no purpose unless someone is using it….

(Mr. Atoz, "All Our Yesterdays," stardate 5943.7)

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as a temporary medical aid station. A sketch by well known Civil War artist Alfred Waud depicts a truce between the opposing sides being held in front of the church on September 18, in order to exchange wounded and bury the dead. At least one account states that after the battle the Union Army used the Dunker Church as an embalming station. One tradition persists that Lincoln may have visited the site during his
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drug addled murderous rampage. Upon arrest he was in possession of…

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A little matchbox circled by a rubberband
And inside the ring from Walter Browning's hand
And it took a while to figure out just what it meant
The truth about the
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…..cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals. As far back as the sabertooth tiger…….

(Spock, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2)

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People have snickered for years about "Cats," suggesting that the reason the show became the second-longest-running hit in Broadway history (after "The Phantom of the Opera") was that the dance-driven extravaganza was an ideal attraction for tourists who did not
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most legends have their basis in facts……

(Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5)

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though of course most people use email now. However a fax is still a fixture of most modern

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-day warfare. The private sector, in turn, has been keeping pace by developing equally high-tech firearms that have been demonstrated at firing ranges and gun shows.
The U.S. army is already using one of these new armaments in Afghanistan, while other fully functioning firearms and prototypes are patiently waiting to go into full-scale production. All of this may seem unneeded, especially as we
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..are wise enugh to know we are wise enough not to interfere with the way of a man or another world….

(Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8)

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, Brought to you each day by Tide, Gets clothes clean the first time, and by Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat.
Tune in tomorrow, when Cecile asks tony,
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…does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post over night?

If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?

Can you catch it on your tonsils and heave it left and right?

Does your…

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train, take me on out of this town
Train, train, Lord, take me on out of this town
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's Memphis bound
Well, leavin' here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Lord, I'm leaving here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's got
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courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between courage and foolhardiness. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers……

(Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7)

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blues are trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around.
The sergeant cried we've got to hang on boys
We've got to hold this piece of ground.
I need a volunteer to ride up
And bring us back some extra men
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgetting all the words she said.
She said
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.there is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful……

(Nona, "A Private Little War," )

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Dead doing "Sugar Magnolia" here on WLAN, next up is a new one from Ozzy and the boys, Black Sabbath's
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hobbyhorse. The romance is also about domination in regard to gender roles. The romance begins with the Wife of Bath mocking friars, claiming that they are too dishonest; this satire serves as an act of vengeance because the Friar has previously interrupted her prologue. The Wife's satire of friars manifests to Chaucer's readers that the woman hates to be controlled by others (in the second interruption of the prologue, the Friar attempts to terminate the extensive and rambling monologue of the Wife, a chatterbox). Her mockery demonstrates her anger at the Friar for trying to harness -

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my drivin' wheel
Rollin' on, drivin' on
Come to me and rock me all night long.

We've got a roll goin', too good to stop
Flyin' high, we've got too far to drop
Everybody needs somebody to love
I've got you and that's love enough

You're my drivin' wheel
You're my drivin' wheel
You're my drivin' wheel

Powerful love, steady roll
Move my body and it rock my soul
Let me ride, let me slide
Got that lovin' feelin', way down
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- South, in Birmingham
I mean South, in Alabam'
There's an old place
Where people go to dance the night away

It's a junction
Where the town folk meet
At each function
In their –

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white satin,
Never reaching the end,
Letters I've written,
Never meaning to send.
Beauty I'd always missed
With these eyes before,
Just what the truth is
I can't say
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.A lie is a very poor way to say hello…..

(Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate unknown)

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Sunny disposition, is it? A simple chat, what's the worst that could happen? I will tell you what. You're stuck talking to this person for an hour a day whether you like it or not. That's more time than a lot of us spend with our kids or spouses on a weekday.

Saying hello is a risk, a big risk, because once you -

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're gone,
you can never come back
When you're out of the blue
and into the black.
The king is gone
but he's not forgotten
This is the story
of a Johnny Rotten
It's better to burn out
than it is to
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…us, violence is unthinkable…….

(Ayleborne of Organia, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7)

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(and very funny) thoughts about public-school humiliation, Hebrew-school disinclination, and in-home sex education (with the live-in nanny!). If only his mother hadn't started college at thirty-six (and fallen for her psychology professor). If only he -

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…been more careful when he left her apartment, he would have noticed that his tie clasp was missing! She must have knocked it off in the struggle! Now he'd have to return to look for it, but there was no time to lose.

He quickly put on his coat and left his office. It was almost eight o'clock and the maid would be…

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a little bit late,
A little bit tired of it all,
she unlocks the doors,
And does so much more than what she gets credit for
She opens the mail straightens up without fail,
Last Friday evening's mess, she makes brand new coffee
Though her head's hurtin' awfully, by nine she's looking her best
And Monday comes dawning the world wakes up yawning
And Friday seems so far away;
But there bright and early Monday morning secretary
You sure do look
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tired Brain.
Nevermind about that, are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size……….

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…at your friendly neighborhood Rexall drugstore.

And now back to "Amos & Andy" as the Kingfish says:

Now looka here Andy. Dis heah wart remover am da real McCoy! An I can sell ya a whole case fo' jus one dollah! Once yo friends at da lodge see how fast it work dey gonna want…

out of this place
If its the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
'Cause girl, there's a better life
For me and you
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…will watch for the cops while Butch goes into the office to steal the blueprints. It'll be a cinch and we'll get a pile of dough when we sell the plans to them German guys.

OK Butch…get goin'.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Who's dat??! Who's laughin'? I don't see nobody.

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit, Crime does not pay!

I know who dat is…it's da Shadow! Let's scram outta here!

Oh no you don't. Put up your hands and…

(SHOUT)
Kick my heels up and (SHOUT)
Throw my hands up and (SHOUT)
Throw my head back and (SHOUT)
Come on now (SHOUT)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say-yay-ay-ay-ay (SAY YOU WILL)
Say it right now baby (SAY YOU WILL)
Come On, Come On (SAY YOU WILL)
Say that a youoooo (SAY YOU WILL)
(SAY) Say that you love me
(SAY) Say that you need me
(SAY) Say that you want me
(SAY) You wanna
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…dance and-a hold my hand
tell me baby i'm your lover man
oh bay-be do you wah-ah-na da-a-a-ance

Well do you wanna dance un-der the moon light
Squeeze and hug me all through the…

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jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the
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..WayBack Machine is ready to go Sherman, where would you like to go in history Shermam?
How about the Playboy Mansion in 1999 Mr. Peabody!!!!
Sherman, shame on you, I was talking about someplace where history was made.
If we go to the Playboy Mansion, I guarantee history will be made Mr. Peabody!!!
Sherman, I certainly must cancel your dish TV!!
Oh Mr. Peabody, your no fun.
Sherman, how about going back to see the signing of the Declaration of Independance, or seeing Lee's surrender to grant ending the American Civil War, or seeing the swearing in of President Ronald Reagan??
Mr. Peabody, those are lame, lamer and lamest.
Ahhhh. Sherman fasten your seatbelt….Playboy Mansion here we come……….

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…right back where I started from
Where bowers…and flowers…bloom in the sun
Each morning…at dawning…birdies sing and…

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Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
Let's all sing like the birdies sing,
Sweet, sweet sweet, sweet sweet.
Let's all warble like nightingales,
Give your throat a treat.
Take your time from the birds,
Now you all know the words,
Tweet, tweet tweet, tweet tweet.
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