"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

-you straight, she's gonna squeal to Ness about everything!"

"But she wouldn't! No, I . . . I can't believe . . "

"You were stupid to bring the frail to the joint and whack the guy in front of her! That was just -"

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my duty to fight against the law
That wizardry's my trade and I was born to wade through gore
I just want to be a lover, not a red-eyed screaming ghoul
I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool
Black Blade, Black Blade
Forged a billion years ago
Black Blade, Black Blade
Killing so it's power can
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..we take over the world tonight brain!!!!??
Surely Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Uh… yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?……..

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…matters, no matter what any woman _says_, my good fellow. Now with just a tablespoon of Doc Geoffrey's Miracle Elixir, you'll have no problem with "shrinkage" or as it's referred to in the adult film industry, "hung like a … <click>

"…dawg, you lousy cattle rustler. Now reach for…."

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..Geritol. That's "nature's" spelled backwards. For relief of tired blood caused by…

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smoking and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Busted!)
You gotta fight for your right to party.
Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the
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…customs and history of your race show a unique hatred of captivity. Even when it's pleasant and benevolent, you prefer death. This makes you too violent and dangerous a species for our needs…….

(The Keeper, "The Menagerie," ("The Cage"))

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. . . a spoonful of Cod Liver Oil a day will restore you to health rapidly and naturally! Now on to today's show, where Uncle Buck begins to suspect Naughty Roger -

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…s in the Twenty Fifth Centureeeeee…

This program is brought to you by the makers of Popsicle, Fudgicle and Creamsicle. Those delicious frozen confections on a…

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one-way ticket to Mars! Well, wait, you might want to know a little more about the venture first.
A Dutch company called Mars One began looking Monday for volunteer astronauts to fly to Mars. Departure for the Red Planet is scheduled for 2022, landing seven months later in 2023.
The space travelers will return
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…this thing you call language, though; most remarkable. You depend on it for so very much. But is there any one of you really its master?……

(Kollos, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?," stardate 5630.7)

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"yes, Igor?"

"Will you need me tonight?"

"No, my plans are to fill in my journal with our previous work – you may take the night off, and do as you will!"

"Thank you, Master."

"Now to my work. These notes are vital to -"

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Beethoven's 5th Symphony. The Second movement is…

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Very superstitious, writings on the wall,
Very superstitious, ladders bout' to fall,
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your
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…unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and desires are not fulfilled…….

(Spock, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3)

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And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me

Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these shakes
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….remind you that humans are only a tiny minority in this galaxy……

(Spock, "The Apple," stardate 3715.6)

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500 Starliner Convertable, with Automatic Transmission and
a 352 cubic inch V-8 engine, should get you anywhere you want
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….death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all about. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided…..

(Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0)

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. . . by the simple application of an enzyme extracted from the dead – Preventing wound decay during the surgical process' Yes, that sums it up . . "

*Breaking of wooden door*

" AHAH! Foul monster, we have you NOW!!"

"What! How dare- Who are you?"

"WE are here to stop your blasphemy against our Holy God!"

". . .But I am a mere scientist – I – "

"BE SILENT! Your creation is 8 foot tall, has impractically arranged organs, is cretinous, violent and has two arms and two legs! This CLEARLY is a copy of a Space Marine!"

" Oh no! You are IP Lawyers! Igor! Help!"

" Scream for help all you – "

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…at the Jefferson Theater Midnight Spook Show. The quadruple feature includes "House of Frankenstein", "House of Dracula", "House of Wax" and "House of…

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Silence, brooding as it did at the uppermost end of The Road Where The Silent Ones walk, and just a few leagues from The Place Where The Silent Ones Kill. And i moved the viewer once more and came upon the face of The Watcher To The West, leaning upon the Mountains Of The West in its eternal vigil, having held it –

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…over the light until the words became legible, The Shadow read the missive, uttered a low laugh, and disappeared into the…

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" . . . My creation can help you?"

" Frankly, Doctor, we've tried everything else – He does, after all, have many of the features that our successful cndidates have had in the past, especially his views on science and technology -"

" RAAARRRGH! FIRE BAD!!!!"

"-Well, as you can see!"

" I'm sorry, sir, I cannot allow you to put my creation forward as a UKIP candidate!"

"You're making a mistake, I warn you -"

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're dead, Jim…….

(McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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…my Dorsey and his orchestra with Helen O'Connell and Bob Eberly. Starring Dorothy Lamour, William Holden and Eddie Bracken. "The Fleet's In" with Gobs of Stars!…Gobs of Laughs!…Gobs of Love!…Gobs of Songs! Strike Up The Band! Bring On The Fun!… Get Ready Girls…

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…believe men should fight their own battles. Only the weak will die…….

(Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4041.2)

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before you see thirty if you don't stop
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…drivin' that hot rod Lincoln'

Have you heard the story of the hot rod race
Where the Fords and Lincolns were settin' the pace?
That story is true, I'm here to say…

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'Cuz I"m Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey Jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion
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…that you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln…

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LOGS were invented in 1916 by John Lloyd Wright, son of the famous American architect Frank Lloyd Wright, and have been
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..one of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it….

(Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2)

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easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
and take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin' down to take a look at
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…first study the enemy. Seek weakness……

(Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2)

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, and after discovering how to take the safety off fired two rounds at the tank before setting it afire with his third and last
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- call, gentlemen!"

"Well, then just one last story I think. Do you recall the time when there was such a huge fuss about the Sizewell Reactor?"

"The fire there, you mean?"

"Yes, that's the incident -"

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…….that proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Pinky, do you know what that is?"
"Ummm… the rubber band?"
"The workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky"……..

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But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it
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-- with a goat,
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and --

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…Carter's Little Liver Pills…the best friend to your sunny disposition!

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Good evening friends. Welcome to the Inner Sanctum. This is Raymond…your host…teller of strange tales. Come in…*if* you dare! But before we begin, a word to those of you who…

didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
I lay awake and watched until the mornin' light
Washed away the darkness of the lonely night (lonely night)
Oh, and last night I got to thinkin' maybe I, I, I
Should call you up and just forget my foolish pride
I heard your number ringin', I went cold inside
And last night I didn't get to
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…..all mankind -- may we never find space so vast, planets so cold, heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth…….

(Garth, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2)

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In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
From the mountains of faith
To a river so deep
I must be looking for something
Something sacred I lost
But the river is wide
And it's too hard to
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say I'm sorry
After all that we've been through
I will make it up to you – I promise -

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…to remember the meaning of ro-ma-ance
if I do something wrong, give me one more cha-ance
oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohohoh…I promise…promise to be tru-oo-oo-ooo!

Hey daddy-o's and mommy-o's…that was Frankie Lymon
and the Teenagers singin' "I Promise To Remember".

Next on the Rocketship Show…"Why Do Fools Fall In…

love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the
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…..release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy. That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you…..

(McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3)

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…could hear a pin drop in here tonight. The audience silent in awe of the spectacle before them. This is the moment that the years of training, months of planning and hour after hour of practice have been leading up to. He leans forward, lifts the tiddly….

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