"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well, another crazy day
You'll drink the night away
And forget about everything
This city desert makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people, but it's got no
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….stone.
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.
I gave my love a story that had no end.
I ga…

(sound of guitar being smashed)

(shrug) Sorry.

wrong number.
If you'd like to make a call, hang up.
Then dial the number
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…007 means that you are licensed to kill. That does *not* mean you have the authority to shoot the bartender when he stirs your…

….from the planet Earth. There is no persecution on your planet. There was persecution on Earth once; I remember reading about it in my history class……

(Lokai of Cheron and Chekov, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield,")

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They don't like it up 'em, they don't!

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…think we have the right or the wisdom to interfere, however a planet is evolving…….

(Kirk, "The Omega Glory," stardate unknown)

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And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the
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…one thing your wife will want to find when she wakes up this Valentine's. Be sure to pay us a visit at One Oh Five…

minutes to midnight
You're coming home with me tonight
I can't get enough
Shakin' me up
Turn it up
Alright, at five minutes to midnight
We'll see our name in city lights
We'll make the clock stop
Make your heart drop and
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..After a time, you may find that 'having' is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as 'wanting.' It is not logical, but it is often true……..
(Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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…that Optimist only sees doughnut. Pessimist sees hole.

But gee Pop, with the witness dead, what are we gonna do?

Cat who tries to catch two mice at one time, goes without supper. We wait here for return of hungry…

tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the
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right, 267

Noes to the left, 198.

The motion to…

..To fire up the WayBack Machine Sherman.
Oh great, Mr. Peabody, where are we going today?
Sherman, today we are going to Paris, France..Oh great Mr. Peabody, is there any chance we will see Beyonce there!?
Sorry, no Sherman. We are going to France in the 17th century and to the reign of Louis XIII.
Fantastic Mr. Peabody!!! Are you talking the three musketeers?
Indeed I am.
Great, your talking Micheal York, and..and Faye Dunaway…
and uhuhuhuhuhuhu..Raquel Welch!!!!
Sorry Sherman, none of the above. I really must cancel your NetFlix account…………….
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…of the accident made no mention of the involvement of the water buffalo. Journalists are inquiring as to how the Prime Minister could have been caught in such a compromising position without any knowledge of the water buffalo, the principles of fluid dynamics, or a keen and intuitive understanding of his --

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…motive for the crime.

Elementary my dear Watson. Scotland Yard is asking all of the wrong questions. If they would have simply asked "what in the name of…

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Welll, we
Fired our guns
And the British kept a comin'
There aren't as many now
as there was
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…back in the winter of '96. There was gold. Lots of it. I was one of the first to head into the Yukon, and I struck gold. Yessir GOLD!

I headed back to camp with my stake and there in the bar I met my old partner, Dan McGrew.

I headed for the piano. I had a song to sing that both McGrew and the girl named…

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..Landru! Guide us!…..

(A Beta 3 person, "The Return of the Archons," stardate 3157.4)

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But he knew their indian guide had given them the slip.
With the drums in the distance and the howls of the wolf pack
getting closer, he knew that
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…there are some things worth dying for….

(Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7)

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I want you, I need you, Oh Gerald, take me away from all of this, take me away from…

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…..where I come from, size shape or color makes no difference……..

(Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3)

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…who you aaaare
anything your heart desires
will come to yoooooou.

If your heart is in your dreams
no request is too extreeeeme
when you wish upon a star
as dreamers dooooo.

Fate is kind
she brings to those who…

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dig. You dig.
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…Yeah…I dig. But I didn't just fall off of no turnip truck. So, see ya later alligator. I'm gonna blow this pop stand. I mean i'm gonna make like a tree and…

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…..I suppose most of us overlook that fact that even Vulcans aren't indestructible……

(Kirk, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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…colostomy bags filled with odoriferous…<click>

…feet? Try Cremmins foot cream, in both Lilac and Gardenia scent. Your feet will love you, and your closest friends will too! Buy a tube of Cremmins foot cream today…at your drug store or…

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in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other
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natural laxatives in order to clear any intestinal blockage that could result straining, possibly leading to a rupture of the… <click>

…resulted in rainfall of over 40 inches! The town of Dismal Seepage, Arkansas has been totally submerged! Resident Carl LaFong stated "I cain't find my still, my dog, my wife nor nuthin' else!" The weather bureau reminds us to stay…

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out of trouble while I ready the Wayback machine Sherman.
Where are we going today Mr. Peabody?
Sherman, today we are going to New Orleans.
Wowee, Mardi Gra…Party! Do you think we'll see Miley!!
Doubtful Sherman. We are going to New Orleans on January the eighth, in the year eighteen-fifteen, and the Battle of New Orleans.
Now your talking! Buccaneers, Yul Brenner, and Inga Stevens!
I'd walk the plank with her!
Sherman, how old are you?………
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…Old enough to know better than to go out with a gangster like you!

Wait a minute Effie…I ain't no gangster. I'm a protection engineer.

Listen sonny, when Sam finds out you've been sniffin' around here he's gonna break your…

…wife with passion. Then buy her a bunch of…
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artichoke hearts, kippered herring, rhubarb, Limburger cheese, raw oysters, Skittles and… <click>

unlike previous bombardments, each shot from this battery impacted the walls, causing them to begin to crumble. By nightfall, part of the wall had begun to collapse, and Jameson kept the men working all night to

.. all mankind -- may we never find space so vast, planets so cold, heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth…..

(Garth, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2)

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-leeching, frigid shrews that stifle a man's libido and will to live. Who'd of ever imagined attending a… <click>

..wedding quite like this one, both bride and groom are crazy about cars so the service is being held at a disused… <click>

reservation
Though I wear a shirt and tie
I'm still part redman deep inside

Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die

But maybe someday when they
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build a better mousetrap, the world will beat a…<click>

…nag like "Sailor Dan" unless it comes up mud. In which case, I will put 10 bob right on the nose of "Quicksilver". And that will be like money from home unless Dave the Dude finds a way to persuade the jockey to…

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purge his anal glands. Schnauzers require this on a frequent basis, to lessen the chance of…<click>

rights that I speak! A machine has none; a man must. If you do not grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the machine; indeed, you have elevated that machine above us!……

(Samuel T. Cogley, "Court Martial," stardate 2949.9)

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, A meteor estimated to weigh 10 tons exploded near the Ural mountains in Russia Friday, injuring nearly 1000 people and causing extensive

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halitosis, mouth sores, chronic gingivitis, and tooth loss. It is very important that one maintain good oral health, in order to avoid other health complications, such as…<click>

…There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder…….

(Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9)

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feeling kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground

Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
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