Ed Mohrmann  | 03 Jun 2012 4:42 a.m. PST |
the backfield.' 'Right you are, Ted, the Vikings can certainly use a
decent back to <click> |
| The Shadow | 03 Jun 2012 7:06 a.m. PST |
…back hits with "Stompin" at the Savoy and "Everybody Loves My… >click< |
| (Major Disaster) | 03 Jun 2012 9:18 a.m. PST |
enlarged prostate. You really should get that looked at by a…
<click> |
| flooglestreet | 03 Jun 2012 12:55 p.m. PST |
One eyed one horned flying purple people eater
strangest thing
click
YouTube link |
| Covert Walrus | 03 Jun 2012 5:08 p.m. PST |
-maker, who indeed had a plot to put Adyraes the naked on her rightful throne as Queen of The Invaded Lands. However, the incestuous House of Bannister's King Liam the Window Opener, did conspire to maintain the power of Impy Strak, wearer of the gold platforms and imposter to the Cadmium Chair, and by doing so had the controil of the lands of - <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 03 Jun 2012 5:39 p.m. PST |
-ten mistaken for a real person, despite the large
'I D I O T' tattooed on his forehead, and the
shambling, knuckle-dragging walk which <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 03 Jun 2012 5:43 p.m. PST |
- had not stopped him from starring in such movies as CON AIR, THE WICKER MAN and RAISING - <click> |
| flooglestreet | 03 Jun 2012 6:20 p.m. PST |
VICTOR VARGAS a film about a latino Lothario who |
| (Major Disaster) | 03 Jun 2012 10:45 p.m. PST |
had low-grade narcolepsy and and a penchant for  ing, whose mother was a teenaged prostitute named Chloe, with webbed…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 04 Jun 2012 4:54 a.m. PST |
belt, ALICE harness and a weapon of <click> |
| The Shadow | 04 Jun 2012 6:28 a.m. PST |
…hard salami and swiss cheese. That ain't Kosher, is it Mayor LaTrivia? 'Taint funny McGee. The mayor is just trying to… >click< |
| (Major Disaster) | 04 Jun 2012 7:22 a.m. PST |
lance a festering boil before ending up with a severe case of…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 04 Jun 2012 5:55 p.m. PST |
PBR, drink of choice for the cash-strapped everywhere
in the <click> |
| flooglestreet | 04 Jun 2012 6:18 p.m. PST |
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| (Major Disaster) | 04 Jun 2012 7:24 p.m. PST |
was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard,really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma, ritualistically shaved my…
<click> |
| The Shadow | 04 Jun 2012 7:47 p.m. PST |
…great balls of fire! I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny…you came along and… >click< |
| (Major Disaster) | 04 Jun 2012 8:09 p.m. PST |
caused a burning, itching sensation, followed by the formation of runny, oozing pustules that give off an odor of…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 05 Jun 2012 5:54 a.m. PST |
Sanctity_, a Frank Yerby novel long on preaching, short
on story-line, but for all of that, it <click> |
| Ghostrunner | 05 Jun 2012 6:21 a.m. PST |
..slices, dices, makes Julienne fries! Easy to clean! How much would you pay? But wait – order now and we'll include <click> |
| The Shadow | 05 Jun 2012 6:44 a.m. PST |
…a shrunken head! But Tarzan, I didn't realize that there were head hunters in this region. Yes Jane…head hunters live beyond… |
| (Major Disaster) | 05 Jun 2012 7:32 a.m. PST |
their financial means, purchasing extravagant yachts, planes, and…
<click> |
| BuckeyeBob | 05 Jun 2012 7:52 a.m. PST |
Out of the clear blue of the western sky comes Sky King, a WWII naval aviator-turned rancher, who flies his…. <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 05 Jun 2012 8:36 a.m. PST |
daughter married well and became a leading member of
Boston society. His son, though, was a rake, rapscallion and ne'er do
well who inherited his father's fortune, quickly ran
through it, and descended into <click> |
| (Major Disaster) | 05 Jun 2012 12:34 p.m. PST |
an ice-cold DQ Oreo Blizzard after consuming a Jalitos Ranch HungerBuster and hefty side order of…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 05 Jun 2012 3:55 p.m. PST |
the Wounded Rhino, a decoration awarded only to foreign
nationals who have distinguished themselves by
attending to elephants with diarrhea. Recipients have <click> |
| The Shadow | 05 Jun 2012 4:41 p.m. PST |
… a deep, rich chocolate coating. Mounds and Almond Joy. A million dollars worth of flavor for… >click< |
| (Major Disaster) | 05 Jun 2012 6:02 p.m. PST |
5000 Quatloos that the newcomers will have to be…
<click> |
| Ghostrunner | 05 Jun 2012 9:07 p.m. PST |
grilled to perfection and served over a bed of rice. Not a fan of seafood, have a nice tender steak! A rare as you like it or… <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 06 Jun 2012 3:30 a.m. PST |
- der Of the Bath, Inspector! I demand you either accuse meor -" "My Lord Polkingham, I did not intend to impune you when I said teh murderer was a member of the House of Lords . . . As I am sure that *you*, unlike the murderer, are not associated with the Mayfair pederast, the Earl of Clax!" " Good Lord! *Choke*" "Quite correct, Lady Mountwell . . . Good Lord Choake, can you be so kind as to explain your whereabouts at the time of the murder?" " You lowborn wretch, I'll do nothing of the kind!" <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 06 Jun 2012 9:04 a.m. PST |
-ness, Ma'am. That cool water sure is good on a day
like today. Can I do a small chore or such in thanks
for your hospitality and <click> |
| Thieses | 06 Jun 2012 10:01 a.m. PST |
<click> ..the ride of a lifetime! The new Schwinn roadster with models for boys and girls. Fun for the whole family featuring improved… <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 06 Jun 2012 3:25 p.m. PST |
hogs'll eat anythin', y'know, so y'dasn't fall down in
th' pen – 'n if y' do, well <click> |
| The Shadow | 06 Jun 2012 6:08 p.m. PST |
…that'll be the day when you say goodbye.
Yeah, that''ll be the day when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna… >click< |
| flooglestreet | 06 Jun 2012 8:37 p.m. PST |
meet Lady Flaybum and the Count of Zippity-Zap, who gave the Queen a dose of the
click |
| capncarp | 06 Jun 2012 8:47 p.m. PST |
rare and precious rejuvenating serum he had purchased in the Grand Bazaar of City of Huqq, 13 miles inland from the coast of…
Click |
| (Major Disaster) | 06 Jun 2012 9:11 p.m. PST |
Phi Slamma Jamma! The Spurs have been eliminated from the playoffs by Kevin Durant-ula and the Oklahoma City Thunder, the awesome basketball powerhouse in the Western…
<click> |
| The Shadow | 06 Jun 2012 10:11 p.m. PST |
…classic. "Blazing Six Guns of the Pecos" starring "Big Fat" Johnson and his all girl western band. Now at the Loew's Cinema 12th st. Showings begin at… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 07 Jun 2012 5:36 a.m. PST |
par value. Other issues have been trading below par,
so this opportunity must <click> |
| Thieses | 07 Jun 2012 7:30 a.m. PST |
<click>
…help out during those cold winter nights. Yes, folks Blue Coal burns hotter and cleaner than ordinary coal. Just dial your local… <click> |
| alien BLOODY HELL surfer | 07 Jun 2012 10:39 a.m. PST |
a handy empty washing up liquid bottle, some double sided sticky tape, a bit of paint and there you go, your very own <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 07 Jun 2012 12:41 p.m. PST |
your own home ? We here at SpeeDeeMortgage will help
YOU to achieve the American Dream ! No credit check !
No lengthy financial obligation forms to fill out !
No salary verification or embarrasing questions about
your fiscal worth ! So find that property and come on in TODAY and join
the millions of other Americans who own their <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 07 Jun 2012 5:21 p.m. PST |
- "s no place like home, there's no place -" <click> |
| The Shadow | 07 Jun 2012 7:03 p.m. PST |
…or show. "Sun up" is gonna win this one of my name ain't Dave the Dude. But boss…that nag couldn't win if all of the other nags had their legs broken. Relax Nathan. It's in the… >click< |
| flooglestreet | 07 Jun 2012 9:18 p.m. PST |
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| (Major Disaster) | 07 Jun 2012 9:21 p.m. PST |
Bagger Vance, a film adaptation of the novel of the same name, directed by Robert Redford, starring Matt Damon, Will Smith, and Charlize Theron. The film was generally well received by the public, but did attract some controversy for…
<click> |
| The Shadow | 07 Jun 2012 10:29 p.m. PST |
….being from the future! How did "Bagger Vance" ever show up in the "pulp era"? I guess we'll never know. But I think that from now on we'll… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 08 Jun 2012 6:16 a.m. PST |
fold our arms, frown disapprovingly, and let the <click> |
| The Shadow | 08 Jun 2012 6:45 a.m. PST |
…thread unravel. But Pop…I don't see how this spool will help us find the killer. Number one son watch closely as… >click< |
| (Major Disaster) | 08 Jun 2012 10:01 a.m. PST |
only The Shadow knows what evil lurks in the…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 08 Jun 2012 4:45 p.m. PST |
beginning there was not much support for the idea, but
as time went on and the changes made began to bear
fruit, a growing number of people <click> |
gets his hands on some fields and fences.