The Shadow | 10 Sep 2013 9:43 a.m. PST |
you pig of a dog! And when you lie to Ali Ben Zenghi you ask for death! I will slice you open and spill your entrails for the dogs to
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snurl1 | 10 Sep 2013 11:49 p.m. PST |
stuff it all down in mason jars And he'd bury it all around And on certain nights If the moon was right H e'd dig it up out of the ground. He'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack And run his fingers through it. Yeah, Lucius Clay was a greedy old man And that's all that <click>
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Frederick the not so great | 11 Sep 2013 11:58 a.m. PST |
is an excellent suggestion for a trip in the Way-Back Machine Sherman. Gee, all I said was wild horses couldn't keep me away, where are we going Mr. Peabody? Sherman, today we are going to Tombstone, Arizona and the date, October 26, 1881, and the shootout at the Ok corral. Fantastic Mr. Peabody, we get to see Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday, Big Nose Kate and dance hall girls!!!! Now now Sherman, your mother said you were too young to get
.. <click> |
The Shadow | 11 Sep 2013 5:10 p.m. PST |
dimes for nickels And calls watermelon's pickles Then you know You're talkin' to that reefer man Have you ever met funny reefer man? (Reefer man) Have you ever met funny reefer man? (Reefer man) If he takes a sudden mania He'll want to give you, Pennsylvania And you know You're talkin' to the
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snurl1 | 11 Sep 2013 9:44 p.m. PST |
devil went down to Georgia He was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man Sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump And said, <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 12 Sep 2013 6:53 a.m. PST |
..You're dead, Jim
.. (McCoy, "Amok Time") <click>
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The Shadow | 12 Sep 2013 7:53 a.m. PST |
Bowie
Jim Bo-WEEE He was a bold adventurin' maaan. Jim Bowie
Jim Bo-WEEE He fought for right with a powerful haaaand. His blade was tempered and so was he In-de-struct-able steel was he Jim Bowie
Jim Bo-WEEE He was a fighter, a fearless and mighty
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javelin98 | 12 Sep 2013 9:58 a.m. PST |
chlamydia virus. The warning signs of chlamydia infection include-- <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 12 Sep 2013 6:42 p.m. PST |
a piercing whistle from a siren mounted atop the building, flashing strobes and a coterie of people mounted on Segways rolling through the facility handing out <click> |
The Shadow | 12 Sep 2013 8:40 p.m. PST |
a lot of baloney! It's the truth Spade! I'm tellin' ya! Ya gotta believe me! Why shouldn't I turn you in to the cops right now? Wait a minute. Look! I've got the proof right here in my
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snurl1 | 13 Sep 2013 3:44 a.m. PST |
pink Cadillac. Now some folks say it's too big And uses too much gas Some folks say it's too old And that it goes too
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Ed Mohrmann | 13 Sep 2013 7:53 a.m. PST |
loud, could you please turn it down ?' 'Why, certainly [spins knob] how's that ?' 'A bit better, thanks, but still a bit loud. Could you go a bit lower ?' 'Of course. [turns power off] How's that ?' 'Still a bit <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 13 Sep 2013 8:24 a.m. PST |
hazy on where we're going today Mr. Peabody. Sherman, I'm preparing the Way-Back Machine for twenty five December, Seventeen Seventy-Seven, and the famous crossing of the Delaware River by the Continental Army. Wowee Mr. Peabody!! Your talking George Washington, Hessians, and snow! Now now Sherman, you know your mother frowns on your bringing home a
.. <click> |
The Shadow | 13 Sep 2013 9:40 a.m. PST |
dead "Bigfoot". No, I can't say that anyone has ever seen one. Well then, there ya go. Waddya think they do, go a Bigfoot graveyard like elephants go to an elephants graveyard? If nobody has ever seen one then they don't
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Frederick the not so great | 13 Sep 2013 12:41 p.m. PST |
..cry because it's over, smile because it happened
. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 15 Sep 2013 9:16 a.m. PST |
in ought-three, or maybe ought-thirteen, or could'a been ought-one, but in any case <click> |
snurl1 | 15 Sep 2013 11:18 p.m. PST |
its time once again for that beloved cartoon character, <click> |
The Shadow | 16 Sep 2013 5:55 a.m. PST |
Benito Mussolini was defeated in the vote at the Grand Council of Fascism, and was arrested
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Frederick the not so great | 16 Sep 2013 7:26 a.m. PST |
..two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off
. <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 16 Sep 2013 9:00 a.m. PST |
-the-cuff remarks, Coach.' 'Well, Ah reckon y'all got it raht, 'cept they pays thar kids lots more'n we pays <click> |
The Shadow | 16 Sep 2013 11:53 a.m. PST |
To Be Ignorant". Brought to you by Phillip Morris. Where each week our panel of experts proves that they are dumber than you are. (audience laughter) And here's tonight's first question. Do married men live longer than single men? Look's like George Shelton has his hand up. What do you think George? No, it only seems longer. (audience laughter) OK then, for our next
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Frederick the not so great | 16 Sep 2013 12:37 p.m. PST |
trip in the Way-Back machine can we see the Beatles last concert Mr. Peabody? I'm afraid not Sherman, today we are going to Egypt in the year 1330 B.C.,during the rule of Tutankhamon, King Tut himself. Fantastic Mr. Peabody, that means Amun, Karnak, and enlarged heads! Now, now Sherman, you know your mother frowns on you insulting
. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 16 Sep 2013 6:28 p.m. PST |
- remarks aimed at Mister Churchill, who ignored them, saying only that time would tell if the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, would indeed honour the agreement made by - <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 16 Sep 2013 9:19 p.m. PST |
the sideboard, just next to the china cabinet.' 'Can't find it, Mom. Are you sure it's there ?' 'Yes, I'm absolutely sure – unless your Father moved <click> |
snurl1 | 16 Sep 2013 10:05 p.m. PST |
out to the country Ah but working too hard can give you A heart attack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack You ought-a know by now Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money? And it seems such a waste of time <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 17 Sep 2013 8:25 a.m. PST |
goes very well with potatoes, Inspector.' 'Evans, you clot, that'd be thyme, not <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 17 Sep 2013 8:46 a.m. PST |
.one hundred percent efficient, of course
but nothing ever is
(Kirk, "Metamorphosis") <click>
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Covert Walrus | 17 Sep 2013 2:24 p.m. PST |
-as straightforward as that. Given the four hundred year occupation of the Sudetenland by German peoples, and the extensive – <click> |
snurl1 | 17 Sep 2013 10:18 p.m. PST |
discomfort caused by the steady drip, drip, drip of excess stomach acid, reach fo new <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 18 Sep 2013 8:54 a.m. PST |
markets in South America and in Africa are creating opportunities for <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 18 Sep 2013 10:21 a.m. PST |
thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man
(Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove") <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Sep 2013 10:19 p.m. PST |
with the power What power? power of voodoo Who do? you do Do what? remind me of the baby I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry What could I do? My baby's love had gone And left my baby blue Nobody knew: [CHORUS] What kind of magic spell to use? <click> (Bowie; Labyrinth)
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Ed Mohrmann | 19 Sep 2013 6:59 p.m. PST |
less energy and more smarts – the work will be easier and the results will be <click> |
snurl1 | 19 Sep 2013 7:59 p.m. PST |
horrible! Flames shooting into the sky! Oh my. Oh the humanity. I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen I can't speak.. <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 20 Sep 2013 6:43 a.m. PST |
..to me about our trip today Mr. Peabody. Sherman, today the Wayback Machine is taking us to merry ol' England and to Sherwood Forest! Ye can't be serious Mr. Peabody, your talking Robin Hood, Little John, and aaaahhh, Maid Marian! Now, now Sherman, you know your mother said you were too young for
<click> |
The Shadow | 20 Sep 2013 7:42 a.m. PST |
Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola Go down Point Koomahnah Both mother and daughter Workin' for the
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Frederick the not so great | 20 Sep 2013 10:24 a.m. PST |
only solution is
a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides
(Kirk, "A Private Little War") <click> |
snurl1 | 21 Sep 2013 3:19 a.m. PST |
, cubism will show you many parts of the subject at one time, viewed from different angles, and reconstructed into a composition of planes, forms and colours. The whole idea of space is reconfigured: the front, back and sides of the subject become interchangeable elements in the design of the |
The Shadow | 21 Sep 2013 7:14 a.m. PST |
Cyclotron Death Ray should never fall into enemy hands. It is much too powerful. We must call on Flash Gordon and Doctor Zarkov to help us secure
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Ed Mohrmann | 21 Sep 2013 8:19 a.m. PST |
from General Quarters.' 'Bridge, Mount 55 – there's a Judy aft, circling for a run <click> |
snurl1 | 22 Sep 2013 2:51 a.m. PST |
on the banks ! We'll be ruined !" "What do you mean, "we"?" "Well your money's in the <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 22 Sep 2013 8:27 a.m. PST |
prime of her life, only 62 and with a nice long <click> |
flooglestreet | 22 Sep 2013 9:11 p.m. PST |
shot at the money in the Kentucky Derby because (click) |
Ed Mohrmann | 23 Sep 2013 4:38 a.m. PST |
you come to me with <click> |
The Shadow | 23 Sep 2013 7:11 a.m. PST |
a map to the "Lost Dutchman Mine" and expect me to believe that it's real? It *is* real I tell you! Look here at the section of land where it's located. This part of the state has never been
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snurl1 | 24 Sep 2013 1:52 a.m. PST |
Baked at 350 degrees until a golden brown, The sliced into <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 24 Sep 2013 4:55 a.m. PST |
the woods, without any protection against insects ?' 'Well, sex in the woods might be somewhat hazardous, so <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 24 Sep 2013 6:56 a.m. PST |
-metimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor
. (Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage") <click> |
snurl1 | 25 Sep 2013 2:14 a.m. PST |
doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 25 Sep 2013 12:50 p.m. PST |
-ten we find the colatchie inhabiting deep burrows, sometimes with hares or voles, but <click> |