Ed Mohrmann | 18 Aug 2012 7:10 p.m. PST |
-ed theater and yelling 'Fire !' at the top of your <click> |
The Shadow | 18 Aug 2012 8:30 p.m. PST |
game use Vitalis for healthy handsome hair this summer.
and now, "Mr. District Attorney". Defender of truth, guardian of our fundamental rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And it shall be my duty, as District Attorney, not only to prosecute to the limit of the law, all persons accused of crimes perpetrated within this
>Click< |
Ed Mohrmann | 19 Aug 2012 5:48 a.m. PST |
time, put the pitcher full of beer on the *table*, rather than on the <click> |
flooglestreet | 19 Aug 2012 2:57 p.m. PST |
back of a reclining <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 19 Aug 2012 4:20 p.m. PST |
chair, Inspector, such that the killer had only to -' 'Evans ! You fool ! The man is asleep, *not dead* ! Were you born stupid, or have you studied long and <click> |
The Shadow | 19 Aug 2012 5:09 p.m. PST |
the short and the tall. Bless all the sergeants and W.O. one's Bless all the corporals and they're bloomin' |
Ed Mohrmann | 20 Aug 2012 2:28 a.m. PST |
Onion, which of course gave her gas. The ride home was punctuated at intervals by flatulence, and was not <click> |
flooglestreet | 20 Aug 2012 4:09 p.m. PST |
the wind and the lyin' pretending you didn't cut the <click> |
The Shadow | 20 Aug 2012 8:11 p.m. PST |
cheese into thin slices and cover the cooked macaroni. Bake for about 30 minutes or until the top is golden brown. Be sure to use Kraft cheese and listen to "The Great Gildersleeve" on NBC. The National
>click< |
Ed Mohrmann | 21 Aug 2012 7:29 a.m. PST |
Velvet", a wonderful film starring <click> |
The Shadow | 21 Aug 2012 11:49 a.m. PST |
Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi. Now playing at the Loews Commodore on 2nd avenue in Manhattan. The saturday matinee includes
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(Major Disaster) | 21 Aug 2012 12:12 p.m. PST |
<click> genital warts and a severe case of gonorrhea, which if left untreated will permanently damage your ability to have
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 21 Aug 2012 3:23 p.m. PST |
it your way, we'll all go down to the Daughaus and have a pair with sauerkraut, onions and hot mustard. That should <click> |
The Shadow | 21 Aug 2012 3:34 p.m. PST |
create a gas that will explode in a huge fireball! No Ming!! I will not build your death ray!! You have no choice Doctor Zarkov! I am holding Flash and Dale hostage, and I will not hesitate to
>click< |
(Major Disaster) | 21 Aug 2012 6:23 p.m. PST |
play that funky music white boy! Play that funky music right! Lay down and boogie and play that funky music till you
<click> |
The Shadow | 21 Aug 2012 6:28 p.m. PST |
die like a man! Waddya wanna do
live forever? But sarge, we can't hold this position with only three men. They'll kill us all. Stop your whining and grab that
>click< |
(Major Disaster) | 21 Aug 2012 6:59 p.m. PST |
inflamed hemorrhoid? You know, you could just slather it with a healthy dab of
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 22 Aug 2012 6:04 a.m. PST |
lard, heated to melting but careful not to burn. The depth of the lard when melted should be sufficient to <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 22 Aug 2012 10:25 a.m. PST |
power out those annoying perspiration stains that can ruin your finest
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 22 Aug 2012 12:12 p.m. PST |
or the corruption-riddled police department of Lower Podunk ? Which would you rather were enforcing the laws in <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 22 Aug 2012 5:50 p.m. PST |
Mos Eisley. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and
<click> |
The Shadow | 22 Aug 2012 8:44 p.m. PST |
Communists. I have proof that there are no less than 35 card carrying
>click< |
flooglestreet | 22 Aug 2012 9:14 p.m. PST |
Hardy Boys searching for the Applegate pirate <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 22 Aug 2012 9:19 p.m. PST |
Hooters Girls, scantily clad waitresses that are known for their super short skirts and their enormous
<click> |
Covert Walrus | 23 Aug 2012 2:47 a.m. PST |
wall of pulsating flesh, which was beginning to bulge outwards and suppurate in a <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 23 Aug 2012 5:49 a.m. PST |
most alarming manner, Carruthers. Do you think that the fumes coming off the mass mean <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 23 Aug 2012 8:04 a.m. PST |
supper's ready, Honey! It's your favor-ite
stewed Rocky Mountain oysters with grits and
<click> |
The Shadow | 23 Aug 2012 12:08 p.m. PST |
a monkey's paw. You say that we can make three wishes with this? Yes. But be advised that the last owner used the final wish for his own death. But that's ridiculous. If I can have
>click< |
flooglestreet | 23 Aug 2012 12:18 p.m. PST |
Frank Merriwell as quarterback, the school <click> |
Covert Walrus | 23 Aug 2012 1:32 p.m. PST |
air flowed over me like balm and finally, I realised we had returned to safety. Though I felt a tingling sensation that would never quite let me be, as <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 23 Aug 2012 4:40 p.m. PST |
the antenna spun, Izzy was presented, by turns, with views of the Strait, Gold Mountain, the Compound, the Village and the road to <click> |
flooglestreet | 23 Aug 2012 5:32 p.m. PST |
Morocco this taxi is tough on the spine where we're going, how we get there how can we be sure I'll lay you eight to five we meet <click> YouTube link |
The Shadow | 23 Aug 2012 7:49 p.m. PST |
Millie". A gay, new comedy about the life and loves of a secretary in Manhattan. Starring Audrey Totter, Florence Halop, Roland Winters, and Ross Ford. Brought to you by
>click< |
Covert Walrus | 23 Aug 2012 8:42 p.m. PST |
Cremmin's Hand Salve! Yes, now hands that do dishes can be as soft as your head with - <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 24 Aug 2012 8:20 a.m. PST |
absolutely no remorse, Your Honor, he ate the WHOLE 4-pound steak, and then proceeded to <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 24 Aug 2012 12:14 p.m. PST |
just waiting, the soft mattress and the down coverlet allowing him to create a cocoon-like nest, warm and <click> |
flooglestreet | 24 Aug 2012 12:59 p.m. PST |
roomy. Whats not to like about a racoon skin coat on campus this <click> |
The Shadow | 24 Aug 2012 8:00 p.m. PST |
new 1938 Hudson Terraplane. Here's value you never saw before! Built to excel in style, performance and
>click< |
flooglestreet | 25 Aug 2012 11:31 a.m. PST |
got no use for fancy driving want to see a guy arriving <click> YouTube link |
Ed Mohrmann | 26 Aug 2012 7:13 a.m. PST |
on Track 9
.now departing, the Silver Meteor, for Charlotte, Atlanta, Jacksonville and Miami, on Track 5 – AAAALLLLL <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 26 Aug 2012 10:05 a.m. PST |
fall down! Ring around the Rosie, pocket full of
<cick> |
Ed Mohrmann | 26 Aug 2012 12:54 p.m. PST |
Miracles', one of the few films where the remake is as good as the original. Glen Ford as <click> |
The Shadow | 26 Aug 2012 8:56 p.m. PST |
Dave the Dude and his ever lovin' doll Queenie Martin. Why Dave, I says, what brings you here? And he replies as follows. Miss martin and I are out
>click< |
Ed Mohrmann | 27 Aug 2012 6:58 a.m. PST |
of ammunition, but that ain't so bad since the Gatling's jammed anyway. Water's about gone, and them 'Paches are ready to rush us at first light, Sir' 'I see, Sergeant. And the good news ? There *is* good <click> |
flooglestreet | 27 Aug 2012 8:13 a.m. PST |
good good good vibrations oom bop bop she's giving me <click> YouTube link |
Ed Mohrmann | 27 Aug 2012 9:37 a.m. PST |
directions to Staunton Hospital for the Criminally Insane, where I'm to visit with <click> |
flooglestreet | 27 Aug 2012 7:57 p.m. PST |
the little old lady from Pasadena has a pretty little flower bed of white <click> YouTube link |
The Shadow | 27 Aug 2012 9:04 p.m. PST |
man speak with forked
>click< |
Ed Mohrmann | 28 Aug 2012 3:05 a.m. PST |
Beard, scourge of the farming communities among the more southerly Norse. The sight of his longships, crammed with axe-wielding fighting men, caused the blood to run cold and the women to flee <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 28 Aug 2012 10:47 a.m. PST |
-dip, anal gland purge, and clip the nails of their Schnauzers to get them ready for the prestigious Westminster
<click> |