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Terrement Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse08 Jun 2010 7:57 a.m. PST

OK folks, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and all the ships at sea. It's time once again for the Cremmin's Radio Show, brought to you today as every day by Cremmin's Snuff Powder – whose slogan is "Take our business and shove it up your nose!"

Rules of the show for those who have forgotten or never played. You are driving at night in the "good old days" when TVs were black and white, radios were AM only and there were more radio shows than TV for entertainment. So, you post up a portion of a radio show, and end it mid-stream with a (click) as someone pushes the button on the car radio and a new show comes in and picks up the sentence where it was broken, and so forth. I'll do the starting portion to give an example. The show runs as long as it does and typically dies a natural death in a few days. But I enjoy it and others seem to have as well so here we go!

"This is the Cremmin's Radio Show. Tonight we feature the haunting and tragic story of star-crossed lovers whose search for happiness and true love ends up only bringing …
(click)
"…the new subtotal to $34.71. Multiply that times .0925 to get the appropriate tax, add that to the subtotal, and it gives you…
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"…the worst case of acid indigestion you've ever had. That burning sensation like a three alarm fire is going on in your belly. There is only one thing that you can do at a time like this, and you know it. Want relief? Reach for…"
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Mehoy Nehoy Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 8:04 a.m. PST

your mom and…

StarfuryXL508 Jun 2010 9:16 a.m. PST

"… Kretschmer's Castor Oil for a smooth …"
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mashrewba08 Jun 2010 9:48 a.m. PST

We interrupt this programme…

Terrement Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse08 Jun 2010 10:06 a.m. PST

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Hartfield circles to his right, jabbing with the left and looking for that opening. Skorzinski has taken all that Hartfield has thrown at him and he still keeps coming – just the jab, jab, jab from Hartfield has kept Skorzinski enough off balance to prevent him from
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Farstar Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 10:13 a.m. PST

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"… loving you, Denise."
"Oh Brad. Don't say that or you'll…"
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kyoteblue Supporting Member of TMP08 Jun 2010 10:35 a.m. PST

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Buy Goldbond Foot Powered !!
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Farstar Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 1:08 p.m. PST

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…Mynah birds. Like their relatives in the high canopy, they…
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The Shadow08 Jun 2010 1:11 p.m. PST

Click!

He's stepping on the scale. Weight? Two hundred and thirty nine pound. Fortune? Danger! Whoooo is it? The…

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Mulligan Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 1:47 p.m. PST

Thin Man!

Terrement Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse08 Jun 2010 1:50 p.m. PST

(click) said to Dorothy, "I don't like the looks of this forest."
"Don't worry" she replied "It's just a little farther until we…(click)

Feet up now Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 2:17 p.m. PST

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…fill up with Esso Extra and..
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kyoteblue Supporting Member of TMP08 Jun 2010 2:38 p.m. PST

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Oldfields smooth smoke, just what the Doctor
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Farstar Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 2:50 p.m. PST

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found in the Yucatan, after three months in the jungle. In a remote valley, we…
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Pyrate Captain08 Jun 2010 4:27 p.m. PST

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found tampax to prevent 60% less
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Mehoy Nehoy Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 4:44 p.m. PST

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… absorbent than the leading kitchen paper. With only half the…
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Farstar Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 4:52 p.m. PST

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population of hedgehogs in England, estimated at several
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Covert Walrus08 Jun 2010 5:01 p.m. PST

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". . . times in my life, but generally, ferrets don't do that sort of thing. Now, when we have to face the probelm of stoats, the tactic is -"
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Farstar Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 5:05 p.m. PST

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…to brake into the turn and accelerate out of it, retaining…
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Mehoy Nehoy Inactive Member08 Jun 2010 5:10 p.m. PST

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… your dignity and self-respect. No mean thing when you are about to…
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The Shadow08 Jun 2010 6:40 p.m. PST

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…find out if he lives at that address, and if he does we'll have the place surrounded. Call headquarters and…

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Personal logo capncarp Supporting Member of TMP08 Jun 2010 7:28 p.m. PST

…Chicago and all points west! Now boarding on…
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Terrement Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse08 Jun 2010 7:37 p.m. PST

…the dining table. What a wonderful centerpiece for a family Sunday dinner! The ham, with its delicious honey glaze and pineapple slices is…" (click)

StarfuryXL508 Jun 2010 8:56 p.m. PST

… one of Nature's more interesting oddities, as it silently stalks its prey, then unleashes a truly remarkable …
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The Shadow09 Jun 2010 7:35 a.m. PST

…giant Anaconda! Tarzan quickly moved to the left of the coiled beast and aimed an arrow at it's…

Click!

Mulligan Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 7:58 a.m. PST

Bratwurst!

Mehoy Nehoy Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 8:04 a.m. PST

(click)
"Let's go."
"We can't go."
"Why not?"
"We're waiting for…"
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The Shadow09 Jun 2010 8:36 a.m. PST

…Godot. Yes friends. Tonight PBS presents a new play by Samuel Beckett. This existential work is an example of…

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Mulligan Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 8:42 a.m. PST

. . . an enormous void, as cold and empty as . . .

The Shadow09 Jun 2010 8:50 a.m. PST

..Duffy's Tavern. This is Archie the manager speakin'. Duffy ain't…

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Mulligan Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 9:31 a.m. PST

…been the same since that accident with the …

Farstar Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 10:57 a.m. PST

(click)
pastrami on rye, now in a new "heartstopper lunch deal", including
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Defender1 Supporting Member of TMP09 Jun 2010 11:17 a.m. PST

… do the name RUBY BEGONIA ring a bell to you…..

The Shadow09 Jun 2010 11:39 a.m. PST

…this swell Atomic Bomb Ring that the Lone Ranger uses in all of his adventures. Just send in…

Farstar Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 11:48 a.m. PST

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…three gorillas, found in their natural habitat…
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The Shadow09 Jun 2010 1:40 p.m. PST

…that have an oddly intoxicating odor. Possibly luring this…

Personal logo capncarp Supporting Member of TMP09 Jun 2010 1:59 p.m. PST

…time tomorrow! Same Bat-time, same…

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Farstar Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 2:23 p.m. PST

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…chat banal at best. I prefer to…
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alien BLOODY HELL surfer09 Jun 2010 3:30 p.m. PST

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just wash and go
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Covert Walrus09 Jun 2010 3:37 p.m. PST

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"_Insane at the very opening of this eldritch tome!"
"Great Scott, Professor! If this is true, it would -"
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The Shadow09 Jun 2010 4:39 p.m. PST

…leave me no choice Marlowe. I'm gonna have ta drill ya. So where do ya want it? In the head or in the…

Farstar Inactive Member09 Jun 2010 5:34 p.m. PST

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SHAVING Cream! Be nice and clean!
Shave everyday and you'll always look…
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Pyrate Captain09 Jun 2010 6:51 p.m. PST

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baby, sure you're a swell dish, but there is no future in it for…
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The Shadow09 Jun 2010 8:28 p.m. PST

…the FBI…in peace and war! These are stories from the…

Covert Walrus09 Jun 2010 8:32 p.m. PST

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"-back of beyond."
"Really? I'd have thought you'd have gone in the front . . . "
"Ha, ha, no…none of the fancy stuff for -"
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The Shadow09 Jun 2010 9:16 p.m. PST

…Maaark Traaail! Kellog's Pep, the build up wheat cereal with a prize in every package invites you to share another thrilling adventure with…

Mulligan Inactive Member10 Jun 2010 8:24 a.m. PST

…elegance and sophistication. The kind of glamor and refinement epitomized by…

The Shadow10 Jun 2010 9:23 a.m. PST

…Ex Lax! When nature forgets to remember Ex Lax is so thorough, yet so mild and gentle that…

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Personal logo capncarp Supporting Member of TMP10 Jun 2010 2:06 p.m. PST

…he never knew what hit him. Pity. He had such a future in…

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Mehoy Nehoy Inactive Member10 Jun 2010 4:28 p.m. PST

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… The Shadow's dark and dingy hole. A mysterious, godforsaken place where…

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