"WAB V2" Topic

Hi, My name is Lola, and I am an 18- year old Japanese-American Girl. My hobbies include dressing up for Hentai Conventions, giggling and 5th edition WRG ancients, for which I have Several armies in 28mm, also old Avalon Hill Boardgames. I enjoy building Pick-Up Trucks, chewing Tobacco and love men with BO and beards you could hide a badger in.

Anyway, here's my question for all you men out there – what is the consensus on the new edition of Warhammer Ancient Battles? I have been playing Various forms of Warhammer since 1985, and after a fairly quick read through have a nasty feeling this one may have the fewest gratuitous errors, inexcusable Vaguenesses and down-right contradictions of any GW set to date, with the possible exception of Warmaster.

Yet everyone seems to be moaning – where's the love?

Pat

How would you like a Supporting Membership, my dear?

I am an 18- year old

I have been playing Various forms of Warhammer since 1985

Miracle!!! Miracle!!! GW saint now!! ;-)

Pffffsssstttt!

Lola? We know a song about Lola.

Anyway, Sane Max gave the game away by signing off with his real name, the fool.

Do we have TMPs first transgender member? I suggest the OFM is careful where he puts his hands.

Just for Connard

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there are lotsa people called Pat you know, Connard…

But anyhow (Sticks out Daisy Dukes, giggles) I would LOVE a supporting membership Mr John The OFM. What A NICE MAN you are!

Pat

Still working on my review. Up to page… you don't want to know. And I keep getting distracted by people buying my figures.

"…after a fairly quick read through have a nasty feeling this one may have the fewest gratuitous errors, inexcusable Vaguenesses and down-right contradictions of any GW set to date, with the possible exception of Warmaster."

Oh. Maybe I don't need to do a review now.

Allen

So how does someone born in 1992 (2010 – 18 = 1992) play wargames since 1985? Just wondering…

My hobbies include dressing up for Hentai Conventions

that's not a hobby, that's a lifestyle.

there are lotsa people called Pat you know,…

like Pat-ricia Morita

Oh. Maybe I don't need to do a review now.

Allen

no way, Allen, I'm waiting for it – come on! Dean

Hi, My name is Lola, and I am an 18- year old Japanese-American Girl.

Of course you are…

I have been playing Various forms of Warhammer since 1985,

So you were -5 years old when you started playing…

Pat

I thought you said your name was Lola?

If you are gonna make up a false identity at least get the names and dates right, try to make it a little intriguing.

Lola – Pat
18 years old, born 1992; playing warhammer since 1985.

Ha!

So you were -5 years old when you started playing…

Check that….-7 years old! Brain failing!

Her name is Lola,
She was a show girl….

Come on everybody, sing-a-long!

Lola,

I have a question for you… what are you wearing? It's a WAB question … really! :)

I have a question for you… what are you wearing? It's a WAB question … really! :)

Given that Lola is probably a middle aged, heavy set, bald guy named Pat, are you sure you want to know the answer to that?

Inquiring minds…

Bald? now THAT's rude

Why – I ask again WHY are people seriously going 'heyyyyyy she says she is 18 but has been playing Wargames for 25 years' and thinking they are clever, or going 'Heyyyy she SAYS she is called Lola but signes her self Pat' and feeling like Sherlock Holmes, but not saying 'her hobbies include Giggling and WRG 5th? NOBODY still plays WRG 5th _AND_ laughs. Gotcha!'

Patlola

Well played, Ms. Jigglejugs, well played.

I think I've damaged my spleen!

Bald? now THAT's rude

I'm going bald and I'm middle aged so I am entitled to say that.

Patlola

I knew it! I knew it! I knew I was right.

J'accuse Pat.

Yrs

Humour free, hopeless literalist Sage

>>> Why – I ask again WHY are people seriously going 'heyyyyyy she says she is 18 but has been playing Wargames for 25 years' and thinking they are clever, or going 'Heyyyy she SAYS she is called Lola but signes her self Pat' and feeling like Sherlock Holmes, but not saying 'her hobbies include Giggling and WRG 5th? NOBODY still plays WRG 5th _AND_ laughs. Gotcha!'

You've been on TMP for nearly five years (I thought it was longer than that!) and you have to ask that question?

Allen

Transgenders play wargames too you guys. Get with it.
Sheesh! Maybe even a highlander transgender, don't lose your heads.

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Leon Komposwki is at it again …

Pish connard, your SOH is flawless.

Pat

25 years gaming experience at 18, impressive, most impressive!

I LIKE 5th edition!

Hey! Lola's account is locked!
That's just another example of The Man oppressin'!

Poor Lola. The first post was the most hilarious thing I've read in some time.

I was dying. Then the next question that came to my mind was how many readers fell for that one. WRG 5th? Really? How many editions are there as I am not an Ancients player.

>>> Hey! Lola's account is locked!
That's just another example of The Man oppressin'!

Man, that's just wrong! This didn't violate the TMP sock puppet provisions. Is satire now banned?

Rise up, ye masses of oppressed!

Allen

Jigglejugs…
I think that's one of the lesser known daimyo clans. They were defeated in 1347 in a bid to place one of their own as shogun. In 1862, some of them made their way to the Confederacy in an attempt to reclaim their honor, if memory serves (hence the beards, trucks, and tobacco).

I could be mistaken.

"Given that Lola is probably a middle aged, heavy set, bald guy named Pat, are you sure you want to know the answer to that?"

No no no no no nooooooooo!!!! Say it ain't so! I was COMPLETELY fooled. No way! Incredible. :)

Damn, and I was going to ask for her number. Want to see my Napoleonic prints little girl
VR
James Mattes