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Cacique Caribe08 Mar 2010 7:54 p.m. PST

YouTube link
imdb.com/title/tt1545986

Now, why would they call a Mosasaur a shark???

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Dan

Redroom08 Mar 2010 8:10 p.m. PST

Another movie to look forward to on the sy fy channel….

Cpt Arexu08 Mar 2010 8:20 p.m. PST

Can't be worse than Mega Giant Shark Octopus

Warjack08 Mar 2010 8:22 p.m. PST

I second that!

Thornhammer08 Mar 2010 8:25 p.m. PST

But how would Dinoshark fare against Sharkasaurus Rex?

Deeman08 Mar 2010 8:37 p.m. PST

Makes me glad I cancelled cable.

28mmMan08 Mar 2010 9:05 p.m. PST

I would sooner drag my soccer balls through hot coals, and I really like my soccer balls just as they are…thank you but no thank you…I will pass.

Personal logo Wolfshanza Supporting Member of TMP08 Mar 2010 9:48 p.m. PST

Don't think it's a mosasaur, CC ? Looks like a T Rex head and skin grafted onto a shark ? Shoulda' just used a mosasaur like Primeval <chuckle>

Personal logo McKinstry Supporting Member of TMP Fezian08 Mar 2010 9:56 p.m. PST

Hah I say, double hah hah. While Dinoshark will doubtless be yet another sucky, made for Syfy CGI stinker, it doesn't seem, at least from the promos, to come within a light year of the zenith (or is it nadir?) of suckitude that SS Doomtrooper or Mansquito or War of the Worlds Syfy style achieved.

Personal logo Wolfshanza Supporting Member of TMP08 Mar 2010 10:05 p.m. PST

ARGH--mansquito--barf

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut08 Mar 2010 10:23 p.m. PST

Why do I always miss the cool movies? I must've been watching Spongebob again…

f u u f n f08 Mar 2010 10:54 p.m. PST

I love all that SyFy cheese… At least it's not wrestling!

Cacique Caribe08 Mar 2010 11:09 p.m. PST

Impala: "Why do I always miss the cool movies?"

You're in luck then. Dinoshark premiers March 13, according to this:

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Dan

Kampfgruppe Cottrell09 Mar 2010 5:52 a.m. PST

Sweet!

Brian

CmdrKiley09 Mar 2010 6:40 a.m. PST

So how will Dinoshark fare vs. The Sharktopus?

Alxbates09 Mar 2010 7:35 a.m. PST

Dinoshark will make love to the Sharktopus and have several love children – OctoDinoShark, SharktoDinoPus, Dinoctoshark, and Fluffy.

Fluffy is the dangerous one – she's Bleeped texted off about her silly name.

CmdrKiley09 Mar 2010 7:45 a.m. PST

Like the rash of giant snake movies a few years back. I wonder if Sci Fi..er SyFy Channel will have a rash of giant shark-like monster movies just to get their money's worth out of the CGI models.

Ram Kangaroo09 Mar 2010 10:42 a.m. PST

I think you're meant to watch in with tongue firmly planted in cheek…

Cacique Caribe09 Mar 2010 1:10 p.m. PST

Fluffy!!! LOL.

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Or, perhaps, this:

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Dan

Artraccoon09 Mar 2010 2:46 p.m. PST

Can't those idjots over at the SyFy Channel, just get some old SF and monster movies? Even showing "Attack Of The Giant Gila Monster" or "The Green Slime" would be many times better than the CGI tripe that makes up the usual "SyFy Original" movies!!
Some good old Kaiju movies, 50's and 60's SF/monster flics, toss in some Allen/Anderson T.V. shows, various Star Treks, a teensy bit of GOOD anime, have "Classic Specials" featuring movies like "Forbidden Planet" or "Metropolis", and even stuff like "Genesis 2"…would make for a far better network! Heck, showing the "Starhunter" T.V. series would be better and yea, if I was the programing director I'd put it into rotation!! I even miss those specials that premired SF/Horror short films made by budding filmakers!!

Sigh…but alas, we get poorly done CGI krap and wrestling.
"The "SyFy" fans will suck it up!!" is their thinking.

Don't even get me started on Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim".

Doctor Bedlam09 Mar 2010 4:19 p.m. PST

I hope it's as funny as the trailer. You know, if they just let go and started producing these things as comedies, they could really go somewhere…

Sargonarhes09 Mar 2010 6:43 p.m. PST

Who is the people out there that back the making these things?

Check out a bad film on Netflix 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea. I don't know if that's ever been on Syfy, but it looked like their kind of movie.

Lion in the Stars10 Mar 2010 10:19 a.m. PST

I think you're meant to watch in with tongue firmly planted in cheek…
Or heavily inebriated…

There's this sad rule from the straight-to-cable era: If you can convince the TV channel to drop a million bucks to air your movie, you at least break even. If you can sucker them for more, that's all profit for the producer.

I even miss those specials that premired SF/Horror short films made by budding filmakers!!

It pains me to say this, but Dinoshark *is* one of those, I think…

Double W14 Mar 2010 11:18 a.m. PST

Nope, not a mosasaur. Just something they made up. And all it can do is take down a helicopter? Wimp… Check this out: YouTube link

Unrealistic you say? No! It is based on science I tell you! Science!!!! link

War Monkey14 Mar 2010 9:04 p.m. PST

I am truly believing that the folks at "SyFy" (Oh how I hate to type that or even say it that way) think if the masses can eat up all the fake as all can be wrestling, then they'll eat up anything, and the cheaper the better, fill up that air time.

khurasanminiatures14 Mar 2010 9:51 p.m. PST

Roger Corman is really cranking them out these days. Well, when did he not? The difference is now that he is playing up the camp, whereas the camp used to just come naturally.

Too bad there wasn't more camp. My two sons and I settled in after our weekly dinner out on Saturday night to watch the latest stinker, and it was dullness with fins.

Then we watched "Dinocroc," which, with its attempt to emote, was virtually unwatchable. We watched anyway. My older son, who is 12, went the distance and we played the game of trying to predict things that were going to happen in advance, to see who could predict first. The instant he saw the final scene was near train tracks he called how dinocroc would be defeated. Pretty impressive for a 12 year old.

Captain Gideon14 Mar 2010 11:44 p.m. PST

Way back when maybe over 10 years if not longer Sci-Fi Channel was good to watch,they showed some Godzilla films if i'm not mistaken and many other good things.

But nowadays Sci-Fi Channel is MEGA CRAP plain and simple.

Captain Gideon

Cog Comp15 Mar 2010 6:08 a.m. PST

Not just MEGA CRAP… But, MEGA OCTO-SHARK CRAP.

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