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Chocolate Fezian25 Feb 2010 10:39 a.m. PST
anleiher25 Feb 2010 10:44 a.m. PST

My 13eme DBLE is much sexier.

John the OFM25 Feb 2010 10:46 a.m. PST

Intelligent people laugh at that.
Unfortunately, there are many morons who agree.

Prince Rupert of the Rhine25 Feb 2010 10:53 a.m. PST

ooops not a good choice of term there I think :(

fairoaks02425 Feb 2010 11:07 a.m. PST

where did i leave my leather leaderhosen?

regards

jim

Connard Sage25 Feb 2010 11:16 a.m. PST

where did i leave my leather leaderhosen?

That's tautology, or would be if 'lederhosen' was spelt correctly…

Sexy is not a superlative I would attach to the SS. Call me humourless…

Martin Rapier25 Feb 2010 11:21 a.m. PST

Yet out there somewhere, there must be someone buying all those endless 'SS Aces on the Eastern Front', 'SS Flags and Banners', 'SS underpants Vol 1', 'Wargamers Guide to painting SS camo' etc books. So somebody finds them sexy.

Usrivoy325 Feb 2010 11:33 a.m. PST

I want to know where we can find this book…… Now thats sexy.

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And I promise its not Zardoz…….

The Black Tower25 Feb 2010 11:40 a.m. PST

You mean you could avoid call up if you were ugly!!

wehrmacht25 Feb 2010 12:03 p.m. PST

"Sexy" is just such an overused adjective nowadays.

FOOD is not sexy. Nigella is sexy.

HOTEL ROOMS are not sexy. What you watch on Spectravision is sexy.

CARS are not sexy. They can help you get sex.

The Waffen-SS is definitely NOT sexy.


Cheers

w.

anleiher25 Feb 2010 12:17 p.m. PST

USRIVOY 3….

Now that's funny.

chronoglide25 Feb 2010 12:27 p.m. PST
Kaoschallenged25 Feb 2010 12:59 p.m. PST

I seem to recall "Axis & Allies" having some "Sexy" Germans in their advertising campaign . Wasn't there one in an SS type uniform too? Robert

The Afrika Korps one
axisandallies.org/node/333

hurcheon25 Feb 2010 1:27 p.m. PST

I think you shouted the mating cry of Inquisitor Thraken

Flat Beer and Cold Pizza25 Feb 2010 2:04 p.m. PST

I'm sorry, but the miniature itself has issues. Firstly, it looks way off proportionally: what a grape on this guy, and what's with the feet? Second, it looks far too "cartoonish" for me; if anything it looks more like a 40K Commissar than an SS officer in the field. John the OFM's bad fantasy thread comes to mind. Maybe it will look better painted up.

Cardinal Hawkwood25 Feb 2010 3:36 p.m. PST

are they all lieing around in their undies, lanquidly smocking ciggarettes after mutual….or is it the paucity of adjective syndrome meets the thoughtless and insensitive promotion syndrome?

Mal Wright Fezian25 Feb 2010 3:52 p.m. PST

Are they suggesting that the SS had an…err….hidden attribute other med did not?

Amalric25 Feb 2010 4:24 p.m. PST

With a topic title like that I was expecting a discussion about Ilsa and the like.

Daffy Doug25 Feb 2010 7:04 p.m. PST

No. You're not getting any comments out of me on this one….

aecurtis Fezian25 Feb 2010 7:15 p.m. PST

"With a topic title like that I was expecting a discussion about Ilsa and the like."

Wouldn't some of the Nazi leaders have preferred chiseled blond young Aryan men to Ilsa and her ilk?

Allen

LeadLair7625 Feb 2010 10:48 p.m. PST

You mean this doesn't turn you on? Submachine gun and a riding crop what is not to like?

link

Cerdic26 Feb 2010 1:00 a.m. PST

YouTube link

Can't beat 'Allo Allo'!

aecurtis Fezian26 Feb 2010 5:20 a.m. PST

I guess they're no longer sexy:

warlordgames.co.uk/?p=4975

Sane Max26 Feb 2010 6:45 a.m. PST

How quickly the Fire Dies in a relationship.

You are at a party. Across a room you see a stunning Blond Boy forcing people to lick the floor clean. Your eyes meet and before you can say 'Into the Gas Chamber Chum' it's car rides, restaurants, Violins. He surprises you at work with Bunches of Flowers, and curious Leather Lampshades. You wed, among the Mountains he loves so much, with Goebbels' adorable children as Bridesmaids and Pages, and later as door-stops and Umbrella Stands.

And a few short hours later, he hardly looks up from his newspaper when you announce you are leaving him for Joe Stalin Next Door.

Pat

Frontovik26 Feb 2010 7:10 a.m. PST

As Mel Brooks says they're the campest uniforms out there.

If you find 'camp' sexy then they're right on the button.

:oD

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP26 Feb 2010 8:00 a.m. PST

Yeah … we went done this path before … I don't see anything "sexy" about the SS … Now it is a nice figure … But sexy … IMO – NO. And the make-believe SS Bra book … Sorry, when it comes to this kind of stuff, my sense of humor is limited … However, I can see the "humor" in it … But it is a bit tasteless IMO … I'm no prude, when I was in the Army I hung out at some pretty "wild" places all over the world. I'm sure Allen can back me up on that … evil grin But none of them had to do with the SS …

aecurtis Fezian26 Feb 2010 8:24 a.m. PST

"I'm sure Allen can back me up on that … "

In the words of Sergeant Schultz," I know nothing!"

Well, there was that fraulein by the Wall in Nuernberg…

Allen

A Twiningham26 Feb 2010 8:56 a.m. PST

Allen, for chiselled young blonde aryan boys look no further than the Desert Peach. desert-peach.com

Andy Badger26 Feb 2010 1:26 p.m. PST

No matter what your natural looks as soon as you put on that uniform you are ugly.

aecurtis Fezian26 Feb 2010 1:37 p.m. PST

I can pass on this, thanks.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP26 Feb 2010 2:27 p.m. PST

Ah Nurenburg … memories … evil grin

Calmarac26 Feb 2010 3:16 p.m. PST

As Mel Brooks says they're the campest uniforms out there.

Absolutely.
DE BRIS: (gripped by his vision)
Aaahghhh! I see it! A line of
beautiful girls, dressed as Storm
Troopers, black patent leather
boots, all marching together…
Two-three-kick-turn! Turn-turn-
kick-turn!

aecurtis Fezian26 Feb 2010 5:03 p.m. PST

"Ah Nurenburg … memories …"

Yep, Nuernberger wurst:

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Yum! Es schmeckt gut!

The Germaniches Nationalmuseum is pretty good, too.

And then there was Helga…

Allen

Daffy Doug26 Feb 2010 5:08 p.m. PST

Charlotte Rampling, lest we forget, lest we forget….

15mm and 28mm Fanatik26 Feb 2010 10:37 p.m. PST

Check out Bawidamann's pin-ups:

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And if you prefer the homegrown variety:

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Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP27 Feb 2010 8:13 a.m. PST

Yeap !!! Their wurst was the best !! evil grin

Daffy Doug27 Feb 2010 11:28 a.m. PST

Those are positively whacked….

StarfuryXL527 Feb 2010 3:21 p.m. PST

"Sexy" is not a superlative, it's just an ordinary adjective.

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP27 Feb 2010 4:51 p.m. PST

To Usrivoy3,

That Osprey SS title parody cover is absolutely hilarious! I'm really sad I can't Save the image and share it and enjoy it whenever I want, long after I've forgotten how to access this thread. Can you help me?

Usrivoy327 Feb 2010 5:07 p.m. PST

Piper,

Send me a email. I'll throw it your way.

usrivoyatgmaildotcom…

Scott

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