| Ambush Alley Games | 22 Jan 2010 9:21 p.m. PST |
He'd be hopelessly obsolete by now! |
| Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 22 Jan 2010 9:29 p.m. PST |
Given his rep around here, I would have to classify him as a King Tiger… |
| vtsaogames | 22 Jan 2010 9:33 p.m. PST |
I'm a tiger. My year is almost here. |
 Legion 4  | 22 Jan 2010 9:47 p.m. PST |
Regardless … I don't know John well at all. But I'm guessing … A JagdTiger or Maus … With a real bad attitude …  |
 John the OFM | 22 Jan 2010 9:54 p.m. PST |
According to Flames of War, I would be slow and unreliable. |
| AzSteven | 22 Jan 2010 10:00 p.m. PST |
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| vagamer63 | 22 Jan 2010 10:17 p.m. PST |
Just don't get out of the boat!!!!! Paul |
| GreatScot72 | 22 Jan 2010 10:21 p.m. PST |
Didn't Battlefront publish stats for him in The Midwar Monsters supplement? |
| goragrad | 22 Jan 2010 10:24 p.m. PST |
He would be a 'paper' tiger. |
| Jakar Nilson | 22 Jan 2010 10:30 p.m. PST |
He'd be silent and locked up in a museum… |
| ComradeCommissar | 22 Jan 2010 10:32 p.m. PST |
He'd the worlds first heavily armored sedan chair! |
| 28mmMan | 22 Jan 2010 10:37 p.m. PST |
Quite possibly the most inane thread ever…what drugs were you on when constructing this topic…seriously. wow |
| aercdr | 22 Jan 2010 11:36 p.m. PST |
What if Churchill was Elvis????? |
Mal Wright  | 23 Jan 2010 12:02 a.m. PST |
He would need a lot of Panzer Grenadiers to carry his heavily armoured Tiger sedan chair! |
| The G Dog | 23 Jan 2010 8:08 a.m. PST |
He'd require a lot of restoration to be considered a 'runner'. |
| aecurtis | 23 Jan 2010 8:18 a.m. PST |
"Quite possibly the most inane thread ever…" If you believe that, sir, then you simply have not been paying attention. |
| Tommiatkins | 23 Jan 2010 8:45 a.m. PST |
He would have a Porsche Turret. |
| anleiher | 23 Jan 2010 9:21 a.m. PST |
Stylish, imposing, and capable of striking fear into his opponents…. Yes, I can see the analogy. |
| Paul Hurst | 23 Jan 2010 10:35 a.m. PST |
"What if John the OFM was a Tiger tank????" Gas guzzler. Over-weight. Over-engineered. Slow moving. The only good points are thick armour (useful for TMP exchanges!) and a big cannon (hello girls!). Is this really how we see The OFM? |
| Frederick | 23 Jan 2010 11:00 a.m. PST |
If John was a Tiger, right now there would be a public appeal to pay for maintenance and repair There would be thousands of little John the OFM Tigers on wargame tables worldwide The John the OFM Tiger would be the only World War II tank that 80% of people could name Admired by many Feared by many Say – this doesn't sound so bad! |
| Rich Bliss | 23 Jan 2010 11:12 a.m. PST |
I'd pick the Lady every time. |
| John the OFM | 23 Jan 2010 12:03 p.m. PST |
Is this really how we see The OFM? It's what I see in the mirror every day. As for maintenance and repair, my ankle is bothering me a little today… |
| richarDISNEY | 23 Jan 2010 4:58 p.m. PST |
What if OFM was cougar?
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| mad monkey 1 | 24 Jan 2010 1:31 p.m. PST |
YouTube link Within the first two minutes…a professional opinion. ; ) |
| andygamer | 24 Jan 2010 11:53 p.m. PST |
And if Murphy was a Sherman, it would take five of him to knock out John. (Of course, Allen would be a Hawker Typhoon.) |
| CmdrKiley | 25 Jan 2010 9:12 a.m. PST |
He'd be GRRRRRREAT! and part a nutritious breakfast too…… |
| Feet up now | 25 Jan 2010 2:19 p.m. PST |
If a Tiger you be is this your song? YouTube link
or the Lulu one from the 60's..
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| Farstar | 25 Jan 2010 2:23 p.m. PST |
"What If John the OFM was a Tiger?" He would have gone to North Africa as a youth and not come back? |
 20thmaine | 25 Jan 2010 2:29 p.m. PST |
Surely this thread is nowhere near the most inane ever. But maybe we need a poll ? The most inane thread ever on TMP was : John the OFM is a tiger tank
Napoleonics are real good and fun to play and no-one ever argues
Plastic figures are better than metal
Metal figures are better than plastic
Fimo figures are better than plastic or metal figures
Role playing games are better than life
Life is better than role playing games
20mm is not a scale
….Games Workshop….anything …anything
Do you like pie ?
Is Zardoz a god ?
Not a wargamer
Don't read TMP threads Have I missed any ?? (oh, about 10,000 threads you say) |
| andygamer | 25 Jan 2010 5:46 p.m. PST |
He would have been frightened by a Mouse? |
