A Sworn Testimonial:
Brethren/Sistren (Cistern ? Sisters – ah !)
Brethren/Sisters, a month ago, my coat was lackluster,
my (remaining) teeth a sorry, plaque-spackled mess.
My dog was sick, my cat humble – leaves clung stubbornly
to the trees in my yard. Life was NOT good.
Then I saw a post on TMP, a post pointing the way to
salvation ! A post which changed my life !
Register your game, it said, for the Williamsburg Muster !
Join the throngs heading to America's Colonial showplace,
Williamsburg, for the Muster in February !
And so I did, I registered two games – and LO !
My coat is shiny ! My (remaining) teeth sparkle !
Leaves drop eagerly from my trees (drat !). The
dog is perky and sounds the alarm when even family
members drive up ! The cat is her old arrogant,
ego-centric self !
And those results from just TWO games ! Think what
could happen if you ran three, or five, or – well,
trust me ! Your life will improve as much as mine has !
