"What if....Hitler was a girl" Topic

Seriously!

Would be a really, really ugly girl – especially with the mustache

Seriously – if Hitler was a girl in the Second Reich, probably do the three K thing (kirke, kinder, kulture) but maybe be involved in post-war politics – but not likely to have the influence he did in the real world – post-Second Reich Germany was still very much an old boy's club

History would remember Eva Braun even less favorably.

S/he would be a middle aged house frau who never was in WWI, who never would have been able to create anything political at a grass roots level. Without the veteran creds, the disaffected beerhall types would have ignored her rabble rousing. Maybe she would have been a spinster artist in the extended Wiemar republic, which never would have fallen, as s/he would never have started the party which overthrew it.

Quite boring, actually.

SMc.

Perhaps he would have been the German version of Frieda and become a less known painter with a mediocre repertoire?

Isn't she on The Venture Bros?

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The SS would have worn tight leather pants.
…or more so than they already did…

Instead of 'Salon Kitty' we would have had 'Salon Adolphette'???

Pass the mind bleach.

"Mess with zee girl… get zee HIIIITLEEEEER!"
-Girl Hitler

A few seconds later, after the bleach kicks in…..

Reichsfurher Herman Goring with the same crowd of hangers-on, probably no internal purge of the party so the 'Old Guard' of SA would still be around.

Lots of shouting & posing, but Herman probably didn't have the maniacal drive that lead to the complete takeover of Germany politically and the extermination of the opposition. Nat. Socialists still retain most of the power but have to keep the other movements happy.

WW2 still takes place, but in the late 1940's with technology equivalent to our 1942-43 – Russia versus everyone else.

H(Sh)e would currently be in charge of the US Congress?

anleiher – do you mean the House of Representatives? The Congress is made up of the House and the Senate together and has no one "in charge".

Along the same lines though, the current Secretary of State/former First Lady?

Karma police,
Arrest this girl
Her hitler haircut
..is making me feel ill

..and… we… have.. crashed.. her… parteeeeeeee….

Even considering the Joan of Arc reference would 1930's German culture accept a female leader. The French maybe, historical precedent, and cultural differences and all.

If it did somehow happen, and if you include all of Hitler's prejudices and insanities. To start with other nations would not have taken Germany seriously (Strategic surprise to start with). Internal strife from status quo prussian leadership may have consolidated earlier. Things in Germany may have been nastier, never under-estimate a womans ability to be evil and cruel.

No one takes her seriously and she is committed to an asylum.

"anleiher – do you mean the House of Representatives? The Congress is made up of the House and the Senate together and has no one "in charge"'

I agree.

You'd be more comfortable with a strong leader, perhaps. Someone with a winning smile, a comb-over and a cute little toothbrush mustache…

She would have falen in love with Heinrich Himmler, who would still be "der traue Heinrich". And don't ask anything about the children!

@Blackjoke. Very kind for us, but too kind. France was one of the last democracies to allow women to vote. A short story to show average Frenchman's feelings about women.
In 1945, men from the infamous Milice were judged for many murders and atrocities in Grenoble. The head of the local military resistance was in the court as a witness. She happened to be a young and smart upper class woman. The judge asked why she took weapons, as he believed it isn't a respectable woman's role to kill. Superb answer: "Mister president, a woman had to take back weapons, as the men dropped them aground in 1940…" The judge couldn't speak for minutes.

There is a very specific reference in the rules of this forum that prohibits me from saying what I want to say.

Yup, this has gotten mighty darn close to Fez territory. Take it there if you need to rant.

For a minute there, I lost myself…

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The Nazis would have worn pink armbands?

Her name would be Nancy :)

What smcwatt said, but in leather?

Maybe more like this…

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She probably wouldn't have got the womens vote. (Serious answer BTW) link

why isn't this crap in TMP plus.

This is another "how dumb are you" poll.

mjc

She'd be like Goebbels, who had
Noebbels
At all.

silly topic – move on move on

Let's not go there; it is a very silly place.

Well we failed the Intelligence test.