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Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse26 Jun 2008 5:24 a.m. PST

"This is good, because it is old."

"This is better, because it is new."

Both apply to anything you want to discuss: figure ranges, movies, books, historical analysis, poetry, music, literature…

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse26 Jun 2008 5:25 a.m. PST

Rules…
I forgot that one!

Martin Rapier26 Jun 2008 5:38 a.m. PST

Organisation structures.

Procedures and policies.

Streitax26 Jun 2008 6:02 a.m. PST

a) Golddiggers about their husbands

b) Old fools about their trophy wives

Pictors Studio26 Jun 2008 6:35 a.m. PST

It's not that it's new, it's that it's plastic that makes it better!

Dan Cyr26 Jun 2008 6:38 a.m. PST

Pictors,

Miniatures or wives?

TheMackster Fezian26 Jun 2008 7:13 a.m. PST

"It's not that it's new, it's that it's plastic that makes it better!"

We still on the topic of trophy wives??

GreatScot7226 Jun 2008 7:16 a.m. PST

Does this have any implications for "change is bad?"

I am rather fond of that one. :-)

Andrew Walters26 Jun 2008 7:53 a.m. PST

"You just don't like change."

"But my sibling didn't have to do that!"

"But my sibling got to do that"

"But we always do it this way!"

"But we never do it that way!"

"I've rolled so many ones I *have* to get a six this time."

"Everyone else is doing it."

Top of the heap and all too common: "We should implement my idea because the problem is so serious!"

Andrew

Sergeant Crunch26 Jun 2008 8:05 a.m. PST

1) which scale is best

2) metal vs. plastic

Daffy Doug26 Jun 2008 8:09 a.m. PST

It isn't fair.

UltraOrk26 Jun 2008 8:27 a.m. PST

Because I said so

Lee Brilleaux Fezian26 Jun 2008 8:29 a.m. PST

Nuh-huh!

Coyote Fezian26 Jun 2008 8:48 a.m. PST

as a computer tech, one of my favorites:

"But it was working before"

Because we all know, if it worked before, it can never break.

runs with scissors26 Jun 2008 9:01 a.m. PST

It's not a scale it's a size.

Son of Liberty26 Jun 2008 9:04 a.m. PST

"This is bad because it is old."

"This is bad because it is new."

"Change is progress."

"Tradition is useless."

"You don't need that because you haven't painted the ones you already have."

"You don't need more of those because you have thousands of them already painted and that's more than enough to play with."

PJ Parent26 Jun 2008 11:27 a.m. PST

"That's not what would happen in real life"

Daffy Doug26 Jun 2008 11:43 a.m. PST

"We, have a scientist…."

Streitax26 Jun 2008 1:01 p.m. PST

"We have a statistician…"

Streitax26 Jun 2008 1:02 p.m. PST

Or worse, "We have the latest focus group results…"

Ditto Tango 2 126 Jun 2008 1:13 p.m. PST

Similar to PJ parent's offering:

"That's not realistic"
--
Tim

Ditto Tango 2 126 Jun 2008 1:15 p.m. PST

Or worse, "We have the latest focus group results…"

Gag. reminds me of the expression around here I have declared war upon: "Let's do <something> on a go-forward basis". I now interupt meetings with humourous and good natured but pointed derision whenever I hear that expression being used.
--
Tim

Ed Mohrmann26 Jun 2008 2:32 p.m. PST

The time honored 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it !'

And the response 'We should break it and fix it
right !'

Followed by 'Well then, let's break and fix the way we
make babies !'

The latter two heard in a heated discussion while I
still worked for IBM, between two yuppies, a male
and female.

Three years later, they married each other…

ming3126 Jun 2008 3:30 p.m. PST

white primer is better tha black primer.
Black Primer is better that white primer

tberry740326 Jun 2008 3:50 p.m. PST

"But it was working before"

Followed closely by:

"I didn't touch it!"

Ram Kangaroo26 Jun 2008 4:38 p.m. PST

Not an argument really but it always amuses me:

Turn or game ends, loser rolls the dice one more time just because and rolls a winning result:

"See, if I had had one more turn, I'd have won (the skirmish, battle, game)!!!

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